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S1E69 – Margaret on Go Bags Part I

Episode Summary

On this week’s Live Like the World is Dying, Margaret and Inmn talk about what goes in a go bag, or bug out bag as they are sometimes called, and how being oogles might have set them up for being preppers. They talk about the different purposes one might make a go bag for, the different smaller kits that make them up, as well as other kits that are helpful to build alongside go bags. Tune in next week for part two.

Host Info

Margaret can be found on twitter @magpiekilljoy or instagram at @margaretkilljoy. Inmn can be found on Instagram @shadowtail.artificery.

Publisher Info

This show is published by Strangers in A Tangled Wilderness. We can be found at www.tangledwilderness.org, or on Twitter @TangledWild and Instagram @Tangled_Wilderness. You can support the show on Patreon at www.patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness.

Transcript

LLWD: Margaret and Inmn on Go Bags

Inmn 00:15
Hello, and welcome to Live Like the World is Dying, your podcast for what feels like the end times. I am your co-host today, Inmn Neruin, and I use they/them pronouns. I’m obviously a new host, and today I have with me Margaret Killjoy who is, you know, the normal host, and we’re gonna do some fun role reversal here. Instead of me teaching Margaret something about prepping, because I don’t really know much about prepping–well, I mean, you know, I know generally about prepping, but a lot of the specifics I’m newer to, a lot of the technical stuff I’m newer to. Strong ideology. Low tech. But, Margaret is going to teach me about how to put together something that has daunted me a lot, but that I understand the importance of, and that is go bags. This podcast is also a proud member of the Channel Zero Network of anarchists podcasts and before Margaret talks to me about go bags, we’re going to hear a jingle from another lovely show on that network. Doo doo doo doo, doo.

Inmn 02:35
Okay, we’re back. Margaret, could you introduce yourself on your own podcast that you started,you know, with your name and your pronouns and just a little bit about what you’re here to teach me about today?

Margaret 02:50
Yeah, my name is Margaret Killjoy. I use she or they pronouns. You might know me from such podcast as Live Like the World is Dying. But, maybe this is your first episode. In which case, welcome. We have many hosts now on Live Like the World is Dying, which is very exciting. So, I’m going to be talking today about go bags, sometimes called bug out bags, or as I first heard them called, oh shit gear or OSG. No one really calls it that anymore. But some of the first anarchist preppers I ever met like 20 years ago called it OSG. And my background for this is that well, I’m sort of a prepper. I also have lived off-grid more years as an adult than I’ve lived on-grid. I do currently live on-grid. Before this, I lived in a cabin. Before that I lived in a barn. Before that I lived in a van. Before that I lived in a minivan. Before that I lived out of a backpack. And so I do feel like I have a fairly strong basis in what you need in a backpack to live out of because I did that for about 10 years. But it is a different context, right? And we’re going to talk a lot about that today, the context of being traveling crust punk versus having to go bag and all the other different contexts. Yeah, that’s my background.

Inmn 04:11
Wonderful, and we’re also trying to connect it, I believe to this lovely new book that you just put out through our publishing collective Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness and the importance of go bags, you know, not only in our completely real tangible lives and these very fictionalized versions of our lives like Mankiller Jones’, to which there are absolutely no similarities. There are no similar threat models. Nothing. Nothing like that.

Margaret 04:48
Yeah, for anyone listening, I my most recent book is called “Escape from Incel Island” and the protagonist is a nonbinary afab person, named Mankiller Jones, who’s trapped on an island full of incels–thus the name–and needs to escape using their wits and the help of friends.

Inmn 05:09
And their go bag?

Margaret 05:11
Yeah, although okay, I’m actually going to argue that there is a difference between a go bag–I’m going to talk about some different types of bag systems you might have for living out of, right. So there’s the go bag, and I’ll get to that last I would argue that most…a soldier or mercenary or someone in a tactical situation, the primary objective of their thing is combat or evasion or, you know, something in a very militaristic setting. Usually, that might be called a rucksack. And it might be called like rucking. And you’re going to have a very different load out of gear for, you know, your tactical situation. You’re going to use probably a different type of bag. You’re going to use it a lot of different stuff. So, that’s like one context. It is a context to consider in these United States of America that are considering a national divorce, and there’s a lot of people who want to murder all the trans people and you know, people color and all that shit. So, it is worth considering that and we’ll talk a little bit about that. Okay, some of the other contexts that are not go bags, but are in form all of this, you have backpacking bags, right? And within that, basically like, I’m going to go and camp for a couple nights and hike, right? A backpacking bag is designed for two things. It’s for hiking, and for camping. And within that you’ve traditional backpacking, and you have ultralight backpacking. Traditional backpacking, you’re going to be carrying like 20 to 50 pounds of stuff. Whereas like rucking, you might be carrying 30 to 80 pounds of stuff, you know. And then there’s ultralight backpacking, which is defined as less than 10 pounds before you add like food and water and shit to your bag. And that is like to make the hiking easier, right? But those have a specific purpose and it is not bugging out. It is not going. It is backpacking, right? And then you would have something called a bushcraft pack and I’m making that term up. And this is closer to the tactical bag because it is going to be very heavy, probably, and a lot larger. And bushcraft would be like “I’m going out into the woods to go live in the woods,” right? If you need to build shelters, you’re going to need different equipment, right. For example, in ultralight backpacking certainly and most traditional backpacking, you’re not bringing a saw or an ax. However, if your goal is to survive in the woods for an indefinite period of time, a saw and an ax. are very important tools to have available. Okay, so those are, I’m gonna-go-spend-a-lot-of-time-in-the-woods bags–or desert or whatever. And then you have a go bag. And it’s really easy to kind of conflate these things. But they really are a very different purpose. I would argue that your primary goal with a go bag–this is the bag that is in the closet by the door, or is by the door, or lives in your vehicle, or is packed and ready to go at all times in case an emergency takes you out your door for an unknown length of time, or even unknown length of time. And so this is the one bag you grab when your house is on fire. This is a bag that you grab, or you already have in your car, in case you need to spend your night in the car. Like, you know, it’s these…people tend to think of go bags as like ‘the world has ended’ bags, and that’s not…the world is always ending and it ends and fits and starts, right? And so it’s for disasters. It’s for crises. If you need to spend a night in the car, you’re going to be very glad that you have a toothbrush and toothpaste, you’re gonna be very glad that you have your medications, you’re going to be very glad that you have your Nintendo Switch. And, if you suddenly have to flee the country, which frankly a lot of us have to think about as a possibility. It’s not in an inevitability and it’s not crazy likely that all LGBTQIA+ folks will have to flee the country or whatever. But, it’s something that’s on a lot of our minds, right? And so, in which case that bag is going to need your passport, it’s going to need the rabies identification for your dog, you know, the vaccine identification for your dog. It’s going to need a lot of really specific stuff that if you have to run out your door right now this is the bag you would pack and you just keep it already packed. But, most of the time your go bag is sometimes in your car, if you go to your friend’s house for a surprise weekend because, you know, there’s a hurricane coming, or the boil advisory for your town keeps getting deeper and deeper and you’re starting to get really distrustful, or a train derails and there’s toxic chemicals in the air, or your ex is in town and he’s scary, right? You know, it’s just the like…or wildfires sweeping through and there’s an evacuation call, right? That is what a go bag is. There might be camping stuff in it, depending on your situation, how much you feel like carrying, how you expect to carry it. If it’s gonna mostly live in your car, have some fucking camping stuff. Or, if like me, you live in a fairly isolated place, you know, you live rurally, like, if I needed to get out on foot I would need to have camping stuff with me because I am more than a day’s walk from the nearest place that might be safe. Right? So yeah, that’s the basic concept of a go bag.

Inmn 10:55
Just to parrot some information back to you so that I wrap my head around it, so there’s there’s a few different kinds of bags. We have go bags, we have rucking bags, we have backpacking bags, we have bushcraft bags. And are go bags…

Margaret 11:20
I’m making some of those terms up, but…

Inmn 11:22
Yes. And then are go bags and bug out bags the same thing?

Margaret 11:29
Yeah, it’s just a…If you’re avoiding the sort of prepper terminology, which is understandable, you call it a go bag instead of a bug out bag so you don’t sound as crazy.

Inmn 11:40
I see. I see. And you know, everyone can understand the need to go, but bugging out can feel a little different. And so within a go bag, the idea is that you want anything that you will kind of like immediately need if you have to leave for whatever circumstance?

Margaret 12:05
Yeah, it’s a combination of things. That is one of the things, is stuff that you would immediately need. It’s like your overnight bag. It’s your toiletries bag. All that kind of stuff is going to be more important than most of the other like survival gizmos or whatever, right? You know, your camping folding shovel is gonna be a lot less likely to be useful than dental floss, right?

Inmn 12:29
But it’s cool.

Margaret 12:31
Oh, yeah, no, I have folding camping shovel in my truck. And I ponder putting it in my actual bag, but I probably won’t. And so okay. Should I talk about the types of bags, like what kind of bag you want?

Inmn 12:48
Yeah, okay. And we’re talking about go bags here or just any bag?

Margaret 12:56
I’m going to talk about mostly go bags. I’m going to focus what I’m talking about on go bags and I’ll kind of like dip into…Because your go bag–if a civil war starts, which it probably won’t, but ‘probably’ has a lot more modifiers than it did 10 years ago–and then your your bug out bag, your go bag, is going to have a lot in common with a tactical bag, you know a rucksack, whatever. I think rucksack is literally just like what military people call their backpack in order to sound cool, but I’m not actually entirely certain about that. Don’t @ me, or if you do, @ me at my Twitter handle, @IwriteOK Okay [Robert Evans.] And so, you know, and if you’re planning to hike to a different country, right, or a different state then it might have a lot in common with a backpacking bag. And, if you’re planning on laying low in the desert or the Canadian wilderness, I don’t know, then you’re gonna have a lot of bushcraft stuff in there too, right? But overall, the sort of core of it is a go bag. And it really…you know, there’s kind of like one bag that you keep around at any given time generally, but you might change it based on how circumstances are changing, and where you live, and what your threats are, right? Like, if the most likely thing is run out of the house because wildfire and throw it in your car, one, you might just leave it in your car. And two, you might be able to afford more weight, right? But if you’re most likely thing is set out on foot or your most likely thing is spend a weekend away, you know, or if…I guess what I’m saying is it can look a lot different ways. And so you will have different options. I mean, it could be anything, right? You can have a shopping bag as you go bag. I don’t recommend this. You could have, you know, my personal current go bag, I’m probably going to change this, but it has been my go bag for a number of years. My personal go bag is a style of bag that usually gets called a three-day assault pack. It is a tactical backpack that lacks an internal frame. It can hold– it kind of sucks. It can hold a lot of weight, but it doesn’t distribute that weight incredibly well across a body. It is not a backpacking bag. It is a soldier’s bag. And one of the reasons I like it is because unlike a backpacking bag with like a big internal frame or an external frame, but those are really rare these days, it doesn’t take up as much like space, you know? An internal bag, like an internal frame pack is very unwieldy. And you don’t…it’s hard to put in your lap if you’re in a car. I’ve done this as a hitchhiker many, many times, you know. And so, I’ve moved away from those and I’ve been using what’s more of a day pack size bag. And I personally went for a tactical style one because I’m a nerd. One of the reasons to not consider a tactical bag…I like things that are all black basically is what it and day bags tend to be really brightly colored if they’re hiking bags. And, one reason to not consider a tactical backpack is people argue that it makes you more of a target, it makes you look more like a prepper, it makes you look more like a soldier, it makes you look more tactical and therefore more of a risk. And this is the sort of gray man theory that’s very big in tactical spaces, which is an attempt to look not like a tactical bro. Ironically, most people who try and do this still look like tactical bros because they’re like wearing gray man tactical pants that still say 511 on them or whatever, which is a brand of tactical gear, that I totally wear. And the reason I can wear it, is that I look fucking weird no matter what. I’m not going undercover anywhere. I have a giant nose ring. My hair is long. I have bangs and might be wearing women’s clothes. You know, I’m not hiding, right? And I also not going to look like I’m enrolled in the United States Army or whatever. Right? So yeah, a tactical bag for me has no downsides from this point of view because it’s just like whatever, I’m a punk. I look like a punk. And tactical bags will have something called molle all over it, which is that webbing straps, which allows you to attach other bags and things to it. And it makes it modular. And this is a little bit, like most of the time you’re not really going to bother modularing out your thing. But, sometimes it’s nice. You know, mine currently has a little bonus modular water bottle holder and my bushcraft knife that is part of my bag but wouldn’t be part of a normal person’s bag, is strapped to the outside with molle, which makes me look tough.

Inmn 17:38
See, I would get the impulse to…I love modular things. So, I’m like, okay, wait, so yeah, it’s…In your in your different…So you want to plan your go bag based on your, I guess your threat model, or your risk assessment, and your environment it seems like? And so could you have your base go bag and then like a little additions? Like, well, there’s the go bag, but here’s the piece that you attach to it that makes it a better camping bag or something? The this is the it when shitty ex comes to town and this is it when it’s wildfire, and they’re like easy to combine? Is that? Is that a thing?

Margaret 18:26
Yeah, yes and no. Molle is not the system by which you do that. Molle is a very secure attachment system and it’s a pain in the ass to attach. You’re basically like weaving webbing through webbing. And there’s different systems people have to make it fast. And if you really practice it’ll get faster. But, it’s not like grab and go type of thing. However, what you’re describing makes a lot of sense. And it’s the reason for example–I don’t keep a gas mask in my go bag. I do keep a gas mask in a bag next to my go bag. Right? So if my threat on my way out the door is Russia nukes DC–again, very unlikely but a lot more likely than it was 10 years ago. You know, I’m not in the immediate blast zone of that, but I’m in the trouble area, right? And so like, you know, the gas mask is there. And it would be the same like if wildfires are threat, right, you would want your gas mask or at least a good respirator immediately next to it as well. And actually, if you live in wildfire zone, you probably have the respirator in your pack. Or it’s outside your bag because you need to put it on as soon as you fucking need it. But, and so the other way that people modular it is that people modular the inside using different like–usually they’re called packing cubes–and you can get different packing cubes that–like if they’re like more tactical, they’ll be made out of thick nylon and they’ll have molle on them even though there’s literally no purpose for them to molle on them. Or if you’re an ultralight backpacker, they’ll be made out of this parachute cloth that weighs nothing but will eventually rip. Because that’s the thing with ultralight backpacking is it’s incredibly light, and it’s effective, but the equipment isn’t as durable, right? Or, if you’re like a different type of backpacker, they might all be dry bags so everything stays, you know, dry and separate. But basically…or if you’re like a tour…you know, if you travel by suitcase, you’ll also use packing cubes. And it’s like, “Oh, this one’s all my socks,” or whatever. But it could also be, “Oh, this one’s all my like magazines,” not for reading but for reloading ammunition. You know, it could be the folding nine millimeter carbine, or whatever, that you throw into it, you know? And so you can modular it out. But molle is not quite the way to do it.

Inmn 20:58
I see. I see.

Margaret 21:01
Oh, we didn’t get those other types of bags.

Inmn 21:03
Oh, yeah, What kinds of bags are there, Margaret?

Margaret 21:06
Okay, so, you’ve got the tactical bags, right, you’ve got the backpacking bags, the internal frame bags, which if you’re going to be walking a lot, is probably what you want. And these are also available…you can kind of like look at things as either tactical, or there’s a word for it I can’t remember….hiking? But it has some word…technical! Technical versus tactical. Technical is like outdoorsy stuff that isn’t made for people who shoot people for a living and it’s gonna be brightly colored and it’s high performance stuff with all the bells and whistles. But, it’s not going to be camo, right? You know, versus, you can get a hiking bag that’s all camo and it’s gonna be aimed at military or whatever, right? And if you’re hiking through the woods a lot, you might want the camo one. You might specifically not want the camo one because if you’re hiking through the woods because like your car broke down you don’t fucking camo. You want blaze orange so people can see you and rescue you. But, if you’re like crossing a militia checkpoint to leave a red state you’re gonna want camouflage. Um, yeah, anyway. And so then you could also have…some go bags are literally just small duffel bags, right, that are designed not really to be carried on your back and they’re just meant to be thrown in a trunk. And like, and that’s actually a very useful form factor for a lot of stuff. And, it might be that your extra bag is that. And then also, you can be really low key about it and just have a regular–not a day bag like a hiking day bag but just a regular day backpack is an incredibly good bug out bag for many people, especially people in urban environments where resources are going to be easier to come by. You’re not necessarily gonna be camping. You don’t need to carry as much stuff because you will be able to blend in with this kind of bag much more effectively. It’ll still carry what you need. I like bags. My basement is full of backpacks that I’ve collected over the years.

Inmn 23:01
You know, I really like bags as well. I don’t have a lot of stuff to put in the bags, but I have a little collection of bags. Which, I feel like sort of hearkens back to…I used to be a lot more of a oogle and…

Margaret 23:20
Yeah.

Inmn 23:22
yeah. And I had a little…

Margaret 23:24
It’s good training.

Inmn 23:27
Okay, so I didn’t think that I was going to have much to actually contribute to this, but like now that we’re talking about it. I’m like, “Wait, were like train oogles preppers?”

Margaret 23:39
Yeah, because you need everything because you can’t rely on anything showing up.

Inmn 23:44
Yeah, yeah.

Margaret 23:45
It’s why when everyone’s like, “You need a tent.” I’m like, “Do you?” Like I never traveled with a tent. I don’t know. If it’s not really cold I just fucking wrapped myself in a shitty tarp and hope the rain left me alone.

Inmn 23:59
Well, the…

Margaret 24:00
Tents are useful in some situations. Go ahead.

Inmn 24:04
The thing now is…God, what are they called?

Margaret 24:09
Bivvies?

Inmn 24:10
Yeah, bivvies. I was gonna call it a ghillie sack. And I was like, that’s something else.

Margaret 24:15
No, I like bivvies. A lot of people don’t like bivvies.

Inmn 24:19
Yeah, I feel like bivvies are pretty pretty popular in that world right now. And yeah, I used to be obsessed with finding the perfect bag for that kind of stuff. And it was hard because you know, the camping stuff is brightly colored. It’s a little too..it’s not the most durable. Like it’s made for hiking. It’s not made for like, throwing it off a building, you know?

Margaret 24:47
Yeah, totally.

Inmn 24:50
And…but then, like, you know, the army stuff is a little terrible in another direction. It’s not comfortable. Maybe it is now.

Margaret 25:03
No, overall, it airs on the side of durability and not comfort because it’s like it’s being put on a disposable human. You know, they don’t care that whoever carries 100 pounds this long is going to destroy their knees because they’re expecting somebody to shoot you.

Inmn 25:19
[Makes an ‘Ooph’ sound. Sighing.] Yeah. I always hoped that eventually it would emerge that there was some, you know, like train riding bag maker that would just make the perfect bag.

Margaret 25:43
Yeah.

Inmn 25:44
If you’re out there, please, please email us. Email me.

Margaret 25:49
Well, and what’s so funny, right, is even among oogles you have a difference between hitchhikers and train hoppers in terms of the size of bag they need. You know, like,when I first started and I was attempting to hop trains–I was never good at it–and I carried an internal frame pack. And then for a long time I moved down to, it was an old skateboarding backpack. Not because I recommend skateboarding backpacks, it was just literally my backpack from high school, you know, and I just carabinered my sleeping bag underneath. And then when I got to where I was staying I would take off the sleeping bag and then have a regular day pack. You know, it’s like, because you need so much less as a hitchhiker because you don’t need to cook.

Inmn 26:30
Yeah, yeah, I went from like one of those big 70 liter hiking packs to a like bike bag, not like the Chrome side strap ones but those like the made out of…

Margaret 26:46
Foldy top?

Inmn 26:47
Yeah, the fold the top. But you know, they were durable, and waterproof, and fairly spacious but no frame, absolute murder on your back if you carry too much.

Margaret 27:01
But, that would be an amazing go bag for most situations because it’s waterproof. It’s durable. It fits in your lap when you’re sitting. Ut doesn’t have straps going everywhere. Yeah, like for a lot of people that style a bag is fucking perfect. You know?

Inmn 27:16
Yeah, and for folks who don’t know what we’re talking about they’re these like bicycle bags. They’re made out of like, vinyl or PVC. And then they’re covered with really high strength, like durable like cordura. And, they’re made to be on someone who’s biking so they’re comfortable. But walking is not always the same as biking.

Margaret 27:41
Yeah, totally. Well, and it’s like, and so because most go bags you’re probably taking public transit or you’re taking vehicles, you know, you’re…like most things…It’s worth having something you can walk with, right? Like I wouldn’t recommend your go bag be 150 pound pickle bag, you know, a duffel bag. But like, you know, should we talk about what goes in it?

Inmn 28:05
Yeah, what? Margaret? Margaret, what should I put in my collection of bags that could be go bags? Because, I don’t have a go bag and I feel really embarrassed about that.

Margaret 28:17
I know I can’t believe you don’t have a go bag. There was that–I don’t want to out where you live–there was a toxic thing near where you lived at one point. So okay, I would argue that a preparedness base…you can sort of build up to the bag and what’s in the bag, but if you don’t do these things before it, you put all of this in the bag, and that’s fine too. First, there’s your kind of everyday carry, right? If you tend to wear clothes that don’t have as many pockets you can do this with a fanny pack. This is one of the things that’s so great about being a queer prepper is I don’t have to…Like, men will do anything to avoid having to wear a fanny pack. There’s these like chest packs that are fucking, have a harness across the back. They’re so He-Man. They’re so gay. I love them.

Inmn 29:05
Yeah, I’ve seen those.

Margaret 29:07
And it’s like just wear god damn fanny pack. And then like, one of the best off body carries for a subcompact handgun are like fanny pack specifically designed for drawing from. But, they don’t do all that well because men are afraid to wear fanny packs. It’s hilarious. But anyway, you can put all this in your pockets. You can put all this in a fanny pack. You can put all this in your punk vest. Whatever. The basis of a lot of it is wearing somewhat durable clothing and practical clothing as much as you can. I’m someone who wears maxi skirts. I swear you can go hiking in them. Sometimes you have to hike them up. Whatever some of the stuff….

Inmn 29:45
You can. I can attest.

Margaret 29:47
Yeah. No, it’s funny. One time, I was like working outside and the mail carrier was coming up and I was like, “I really don’t want to deal with being a crossdresser right now.” so I just like hiked up my fucking maxi skirt and I was like wearing tights underneath. And I’m like, “Now I’m just a weirdo in tights.” Like this is better somehow. So, things to consider carrying on your person. And this to me, this goes back to my oogle days. The first and single most important prepper tool is your cell phone. And there’s stuff–we could do a whole separate episode about stuff to put on your cell phone. Offline maps. That’s a big one. Various tools that help you do things. And so, cell phone number one. Other things, a Bic later. Some people wrap it in duct tape because the duct tape can be used as a fire starter. A multitool. Like I use a pliers style multitool. If you’re older than a millennial, you’ll prefer a Swiss army knife. A pocket knife, a folding pocket knife. This isn’t as important because you got your multitool, but I’ve always sworn by having a pocket clip knife on me. It’s useful for cutting all kinds of things. That’s not even a euphemism. And, a flashlight. And, the reason I like a flashlight, a tactical style flashlight that is in my pocket at all times or in my fanny pack is because you can use it to see shit. I also like headlamps and I’m gonna talk about headlamps in a little bit. But, a flashlight is an incredibly important self defense tool. Specifically–it’s funny because the tactical flashlights people are like “So you can hit people with them.” And you’re like, “No, it’s so that you can shine it in their face.” And they’re like, “Yeah, with the strobe function,” and you’re like, “No, because the strobe function disorients you and the other person.” No, if someone shines a really bright light in your face all of a sudden, you are disoriented. And so the number one self defense tool– other people are you pepper spray too and that’s great, and I just don’t have as much practice with pepper spray personally And but pepper spray would also be in this sort of category–but the flashlight lets you see things and it lets you fucking blind people and run away. Which, is the secret to surviving fights is to not get in fights. And one of the ways to do that is to disorient or disable your attacker and then run away. Okay, so that’s everyday carry. And then you might want to consider other self defense tools like pepper spray. A bandanna is an incredibly useful survival thing. Oogles. I learned this from oogle life. You can use it as a dust mask, you can use it to prefilter water. You can use it to wipe sweat. You can use it as a napkin. You can, like a little…hikers use something called a buff and it’s just a…hikers… They just don’t want to oogles so they use a buff instead.

Inmn 32:30
They just don’t want to call it a bandanna or a?

Margaret 32:33
Yeah, totally, I mean, it’s a slightly different thing. And it actually is a little bit better suited for hiking because you can use it as a headband and stuff. And like if I was like more of a hiker…like a year from now, because I’m getting into hiking, I’m gonna be like, “Nah, you just need a buff, like no matter what,” you know, but I like don’t own one currently. Another thing to consider as part of your everyday carry, depending on your threat model, depending on where you live, is a handgun with a holster and a spare magazine. And if you carry the capacity to do deadly force, you should also carry a tourniquet at the very least. If you don’t carry a full IFAK, an individual first-aid kit meant for gunshot wounds, carry at least a tourniquet. And honestly, if you’re in a situation where gun threats are a thing, I would carry a tourniquet before I carry a gun. It is a lot safer legally. It’s a lot easier. And like my goal is on any given day is to not die. And the ability to stop bleeding is often more effective than the ability to put holes in other people. So, that’s everyday carry and if you don’t have this on your person, you’re gonna want it in your go bag. A lot of these I replicate in my go bag. Okay, the next thing, and the most important thing from my point of view is what–and this is like kind of like the Margaret school is a little different than other people’s school of thought around this–is that more important than a go bag is an emergency kit. I make and distribute these emergency kits. All my friends who visit me they leave with an emergency kit. I get a…actually, I get a tactical medical pouch. It’s a five by seven, six by nine? I don’t know. And it actually has molle on it so you can attach it to a backpack. So, if your go bag is full you can put it on your backpack. And the emergency kit is everything that is like small and light and useful. And this turns any bag you’re carrying into a go bag. And it is small and light and if you make them in bulk it costs you 50-60 bucks worth of stuff if you put like everything in it. And I’m gonna talk about what’s in it.

Inmn 34:42
Yeah, what’s in it?

Margaret 34:43
In my emergency kit, it is three different things. It is a hygiene kit. It is a first aid kit and it is a survival kit. For hygiene, I carry a folding toothbrush and travel toothpaste. If you’re an ultralight hiker, you’re gonna have toothpaste tablets, I’m going to look into those but for now just fucking use toothpaste. Whatever. Dental Floss, which doubles as sewing thread, a compressed towel…

Inmn 35:07
Another oogle lesson.

Margaret 35:08
Oh yeah, totally. And this is what I wish I learned as an oogle is a compressed towel. There are these like little tiny tablets that if you put them in water they turn into washcloths? Yeah, they weigh nothing. They will…I carry tampons in a hygiene kit. This is not for plugging gunshot wounds. Do not use tampons to try and stop bleeding because they don’t stop bleeding. They don’t apply pressure. They absorb some blood. The amount of difference between the amount of blood someone having a menstrual cycle produces versus the amount of blood or gunshot wound produces….This is not what they’re good for. Primarily I carry these to give to people, if we’re in an emergency situation, who wish they had a tampon with them. They have some other purposes by pulling out the cotton and using it as fire starter., etc. But, I carry earplugs, just the foam cheap ones, unless I have my nice ones with me. Sometimes they’re in my bag too. The ones that are like for concerts and shit. But, earplugs are for if you are shooting, if you’re using heavy equipment, if you’re trying to sleep in a rescue center, if you have ear damage anyway and you sometimes…Like earplugs are incredibly useful and they’re light and cheap. Lip balm. I carry lip balm. I don’t use lip balm in my day to day life. However, avoiding sunburn is like one of these super important things, and then also lip balm, some of it, can like double again as fire starter. stuff. Put it on cotton. Things like that. I carry condoms in case I have sex with somebody and then–or other people are trying to and don’t want to get sick or you don’t want to like deal with pregnancy or whatever, you know. There’s like other uses for condoms. People are like, “Oh, you can use them to like store water,” and stuff, but a lot of the survival uses of condoms are a little bit like people just trying to come up with uses for shit. And then also, you have to use unlubricated condoms for a lot of these purposes. However unlubricated condoms have are less effective at their primary task. I carry lube packets. Again, anything small, light, cheap, and useful is fucking great. I carry nail clippers. I carry hair ties. And, I carry soap strips. And this is a little bit like…I carry it but whatever. They’re like little dissolvable papers with soap in it. That’s the hygiene part of it for me. You might have a different one. I actually am kind of looking into figuring out how I’m going to put razors into here. For shaving. Usually, I just kind of have my electric razor on me, but I feel like if I’m backpacking, or whatever, it might be hard to…It’s a little bit bulky. For first aid…Am I missing anything for hygiene?

Inmn 37:47
Not that I can think of. I’m also….Okay, so I said that I didn’t have a go bag. And literally besides the emergency kit, I have a go bag on me at all times. I was like oh yeah, I mean, I’m an ex oogle. I have a giant fanny pack with a with multiple forms of self defense and like multitools and…

Margaret 38:17
That’s what people forget, is they think of a go bag as this utterly separate thing but it’s like…Like purse snacks is prepping. You know, like, again, men are really weird and like, if you go to a random…if you’re out at a bar, the most prepared people in there are the women. They have so much stuff in their purse that is so useful. You know, the men might have guns–well, maybe they’re smart and they’re at a bar (you shouldn’t combine alcohol and firearms) but whatever. But like, you know, what’s more likely than shooting someone is getting hungry. You know? Like,

Inmn 38:52
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Margaret 38:54
Alright.

Inmn 38:56
But what’s in a first aid portion?

Margaret 39:00
In the first aid portion, these are the ones I make, right. You can make your own depending on anything, right? I carry emergency packets because they make water tastes good and might theoretically be good for you. I carry alcohol wipes. These are sort of contentious. Well, they’re not contentious for sterilizing things. If you need to lance a blister, you need to suddenly sew yourself back together or whatever, you’re going to be glad you have alcohol wipes. Within the first day community, there’s a lot of arguments about using first aid to sterilize wounds. Alcohol, slows down healing of wounds. It also sterilizes them. And so people have different opinions about the trade off of that. I carry superglue. Go ahead.

Inmn 39:42
Oh, yeah. Well, you can you can also use them for their intended purpose, which is preparing the skin for things like maybe you have some kind of injection that you need to do. Maybe you need to do sutures like you can use the prep pads for their purpose.

Margaret 40:00
Yeah, no totally.

Inmn 40:01
Cleaning off the skin.

Margaret 40:02
Yeah. And then also cleans a lot of other stuff. Like, having alcohol swabs around is just fucking useful. Anything that’s light and cheap, especially if it has multiple purposes, just fucking carry it. There’s like no reason not to have them. They weigh nothing. I carry a little thing of superglue. I am not currently of the superglueing your skin back together thing, but a lot of like old woodworkers and stuff will use it as like, kind of instead of a band aid, you know. They’ll like close their wounds with superglue. There’s like some bonus upsides and downsides to that. I usually use superglue to like fix small things, personally. And like use it and woodworking. Antibiotic ointment packets super fucking important. More likely to die of an infection in the woods than someone shooting you. I carry some band aids. I carry wound closure strips, either the steri strips or the butterfly bandages depending on what I have available. These are for like wounds that kind of borderline needs stitches, you know. I carry an irrigation syringe and this is like a little bit like bigger of a thing, an irrigation syringe. But, I carry it and I put it in every pack I include because irrigation syringes are what you use for puncture wounds and cleaning out puncture wounds. And if you’re hiking in the backwoods and you step on the thorn, or whatever I don’t know, and you need to clean something out, seems nice to have it. Avoiding infection is like a big part of what I learned by living out of a backpack for a long time, you know?

Inmn 41:34
Yeah, yeah,

Margaret 41:35
I carry tweezers for similar purpose for like picking things out of wounds, for plucking my eyebrows, for taking ticks off. Although I’ll be real, I usually use the pliers on my multitool to take ticks off but don’t do what Margaret Don’t does. I carry gauze. Even though this isn’t my like IFAK, this isn’t my gunshot-wound kit, I carry gauze in case there’s like deeper wounds that need putting packed in gauze. I carry petroleum jelly packets. These are also sort of like…some people use them medically, like put it on wound. Some people don’t. People like to argue about it. I carry them…Honestly, I mostly carry them for fire starter, but I put them in the first-aid section because some people use it for first aid. And then I carry a bunch of different over-the-counter-drugs and I don’t use over…like I just don’t use drugs. But I carry them with me because other people might need them or I might need them. And like and this is one of the things that I like see people not…I think this is a really good idea. However, specifically with pills, the first thought I had was like, “Oh, I only need 10,” so I’ll buy a bottle, and I’ll pull out 10, and I’ll put them in a Ziploc bags. If you have to interact with police ever, this is a bad idea because now you have unmarked pills in a bag even if it’s fucking Benadryl. And so what I carry is blister packed pills or like in tiny like one dose pack pills that are labeled from the manufacturer. The biggest downside is I have not found caffeine pills in that form yet. So the caffeine that I carry is caffeine gum because caffeine gum you can get in smaller pockets. It’s a little bit more than I want to carry. I’d rather have a caffeine pill. But whatever. I carry loperamide, which is like Imodium. It’s an anti-diarrheal. Because if you eat something wrong or drink something wrong and you have another like three days that you have to hike, diarrhea will fucking kill you. And so I feel like this is a thing….This is the one that I would say most people overlook. I carry Benadryl or diphenhydramine, which is its formal name, and this is an anti-inflammatory. You can use it to stop itching, which is a common problem in the woods. You can also use as an anti-anxiety, which for some reason might seem like a likely problem. You can also use it as a sleep aid. Don’t use it and then use heavy machinery. Don’t go chainsawing. And for painkillers I carry all three of them. I carry ibuprofen, acetamino–thing [said like she can’t remember the word] and aspirin. Advil, Tylenol, and aspirin is like the common names for them, but it’s ibuprofen, acetaminophen, and aspirin. They all have different purposes. Read the thing. Some of them are good for people different situations. But, being able to bring down fevers and being able to like…You’re fucking old and you’re hiking all the time like you fucking might need some shit to keep your knee happy enough so you can get out of there, you know? And also, carry potassium iodide, although now I am past the age where this matters. I think this is the kind of thing that preppers are like, “You got potassium iodide?” and like it doesn’t really matter all that much. Potassium iodide is…it is for disaster. Okay, so yeah, if you are near, but not in the get-blowed-up range of a nuclear disaster, you might, there might be an emergency broadcast directing you to take potassium iodide and you only have have 15 minutes to do it before it’s too late and there’s no point anymore. And what it does is it floods your…I forget the word for it…thyroid. It floods it with iodine so that you don’t absorb radioactive iodine because it’s full. And this can prevent some cancers down the line. It is contra…it is also really rough on you if you do this. And so it is contraindicated for people who are 40 years and older. So, for my birthday, I should have just given away all my potassium iodide. And I think the idea is that it’s just like…your body doesn’t want rough stuff to happen to it. And also, they’re kind of like, “Well, you’re gonna die before you die of cancer anyway. You’re old.” I don’t entirely understand the mechanism.

Inmn 45:46
I feel like they need to update that. I feel like they probably maybe need to update those.

Margaret 45:53
No, it’s worth, I should probably look into it more and I still keep some around. And then, any personal medications that you might need. In this case, for me, it would be my dog’s medication. And then also, I take famotidine to stop heartburn. One more thing for the emergency kit, the survival section. And this is not going to be like a super packed out section. Because again, this is not your full go bag. This is your little survival…your little kit. I keep KN95 masks in there. For some obvious reason. I actually kept masks in here before covid because it’s important to like…like when COVID broke out, I had a bunch of P100 masks, which is like kind of the next step up from an N95 mask, and the reason I had them was like prepper shit where you’re like, “I don’t know, if you’re in a city and there’s an earthquake and there’s dust everywhere,” you know?

Inmn 46:50
Yeah, I will say that one of our other prepper landmates at the time, sent all of us text messages well before covid was much of a popularized thing and was like, “Y’all should really go stock up on like P100 and N95 masks,” and I did not. And it is…like it haunts me that I did not listen to him.

Margaret 47:15
Yeah, no. Yeah, Inmn and I used to live together on a land project. And, there was me and one other prepper there, and even though we’re like, anarchists on a land project, we mostly got made fun of for being silly, for being preppers. However, covid has turned everyone into preppers on some level, thank God. It is the one upside. Yeah, when it broke out, I was able to, like, have masks for people who needed it and that felt really good, you know. But, which actually gets to some of the point of prepping I talk about a lot on the show, but like, the point of prepping is to kind of like have your own shit settled so that you can then help other people, you know? Because even if I only had one P100 mask, well then at least I don’t need someone else to get me a mask, right? And so everything that you have prepped is like you’re one less person who needs to rely on the mutual aid network. And then everything you have on top of that is stuff you can provide to the mutual aid network, and that rules. Both of those rule. Yeah, okay. In the survival [section,] you’ve got a mask, you’ve got another butane lighter. Just carry a Bic lighter everywhere. Fuck it. Like you got two Bic lighters, you’re fucking good. Little pieces of solid fuel, which is just little like tablets that you can burn and some of them are actually designed, they’re like–I don’t know how to describe what size they are–two Starburst? And they’re like, designed that you can like cook a 15 minute meal over just burning one of these tablets, you know? But they’re usually used to start a fire. I carry a little bits of tinder. The purpose made stuff isn’t super expensive, but can also make your own. I carry a little needle thing with sewing needles with three different leather needles and six regular needles in it. And this is for repairing different equipment. I use the dental floss as my thread in an emergency. I carry fishhooks and line. I don’t eat fish, but I would if it was me or the fish. However, I’d be fucked because I don’t know how to fish. I actually think fishing is fake. I tried fishing so many times when I was a boy scout. I have never caught a single fish. I think what happens is that I go out…everyone else knows the fishing is fake. And they’re like, “Let’s just trick Margaret again.” And so we go out fishing. And they’re like, “Oh yeah, oh, I gotta tug on my line,” and then they wait till I turn my back, and then they like pull a fish out of a cooler, and they’re like, “Oh, I caught a fish.” You know? That best as I can….

Inmn 48:07
Well, Margaret that’s why they call it fishing and not catching anything. [Margaret does not laugh] This is my bad dad joke.

Margaret 49:09
Oh, I see. Well, if you’re fishing for humor, for laughs, it’s not gonna work.

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S1E68 – This Month in the Apocalypse: April

Episode Summary

This time on This Month in the Apocalypse, Margaret, Brooke, and Inmn talk about a lot of stuff that happened in April. They explore the history of Mayday, what will happen if the US defaults on its debts, Brooke’s reasons for not wanting to become a Dracula, strikes, a report from the Sudanese Anarchist Gathering on the current conflict in Sudan, a horrible string of murders, guns, syphilis, cheetahs, more syphilis, shirt slinging neo-Nazis, and some new news about the Stop Cop City movement.

Host Info

Margaret can be found on twitter @magpiekilljoy or instagram at @margaretkilljoy. Brooke can be found on Twitter or Mastodon @ogemakweBrooke. Inmn can be found on Instagram @shadowtail.artificery.

Publisher Info

This show is published by Strangers in A Tangled Wilderness. We can be found at www.tangledwilderness.org, or on Twitter @TangledWild and Instagram @Tangled_Wilderness. You can support the show on Patreon at www.patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness.

Transcript

LLWD: This Month in the Apocalypse: April

Margaret 00:15
Hello and welcome to Live Like the World is Dying, your podcast for what feels like the End Times. This is a This Month in the Apocalypse special where we talk about this month in the apocalypse, but even more than that it’s the Mayday special because it’s Mayday–not when you’re listening but when we’re recording–and that’s what matters to me is the things that affect me. I’m one of your hosts Margaret Killjoy.

Brooke 00:33
Hi, I’m Brooke.

Inmn 00:35
Hi, I’m Inmn

Margaret 00:36
Inmn is joining us. Is this is your first time co-hosting the show?

Inmn 00:41
This is…yes…this is my first time co-hosting.

Margaret 00:45
That’s very exciting.

Inmn 00:46
Yes, I’m excited and under….I’m here for playful banter.

Margaret 00:53
Great.

Brooke 00:53
If there’s three co-hosts, should it be co-co-host?

Margaret 00:57
Or co…tri… No, I got nothing. Okay. So, co-co-hosts but not Coco Chanel because she’s a Nazi.

Brooke 01:08
Yeah. Bad.

Margaret 01:10
Yep. Alright. So, this podcast is proud member of the Channel Zero Network of anarchists podcasts. And here’s a jingle from another show on the network. Bop! [Said like the note of a song] That was my song.

Brooke 01:23
Beautiful.

Margaret 01:24
Thanks.

Margaret 01:42
And we’re back. Okay, so, today is Mayday. What’s Mayday, you might ask? Eh? Eh?

Inmn 02:26
What is…What’s a May Day?

Margaret 02:29
Thanks. It’s the thing you say when you’re in trouble and you’re in an airplane. [Brooke makes sad trumpet noise] Okay, so, Mayday is the international working holiday. I don’t have any notes about this in front of me. So, I’m going to be off the top of my head. But I’ve have given this as a spiel multiple times in my life. Mayday has been celebrated in various forms, kind of going back to 1886. And going back to 1886 in Chicago, let’s like [Makes scifi time machine noises]…now we’re in 1886 in Chicago and there’s this vibrant anarchist scene and it’s an almost entirely immigrant culture, mostly German in this particular time and place as well as there are some like born in the United States anarchists who are part of it, kind of most famously, the power couple Albert Parsons and Lucy Parsons. Albert Parsons is a white guy who used to be a Confederate soldier, realized he was on the wrong side when he as a teenager, spent the next huge chunk of his life trying to fight actively against the thing he had fought for. He managed to get shot in the process. And then he illegally married a black woman, Lucy Parsons, because it was illegal for interracial marriages. So, they actually moved to Chicago even before it was legal there. They moved from Texas up there. And they were rad organizers, and Lucy Parsons was like actually way more interesting than Albert. No offense to Albert, you know. He’s one of today’s martyrs for May Day. And Lucy Parsons has all these quotes about like, “What I want is for every greasy grimy tramp to arm himself with a knife and a gun and wait outside the homes of the rich. And, as they leave, stab or shoot them.” Lucy Parsons did not fuck around. Lucy Parsons knew that class war was a thing that was already happening to marginalized people and wanted to see it returned to the rich. And so, the anarchists on Mayday during this time, they would do things like they’d have these huge parades where they like, marched to the homes of the rich with like banners that said, shit, like, “We’re gonna fucking kill you,” or whatever, you know. I’m sort of paraphrasing here because I don’t have my notes. Yeah. And so they had this like culture and they were building this amazing culture and there was also this, like…they had community defense organizations, they had plays, they had like–it’s very actually parallel to a lot of the stuff that’s getting built now–only we’ll survive repression better than they did; I hope. Okay, and so at the same time there’s this massive fight for the eight hour workday. And the anarchists were a little bit like, “I mean, that’s cool, I guess. Like we kind of want the no-hour workday. Like, we’re in it for the abolition of capitalism, but we’ll put up with it. Right, that’s all right.” And so, they were a big part of the organizing, and–kind of in a similar way that anarchists participate in organizing now–and there was basically this idea that we’re like, “Alright, on May 1, 1886, we’re just declaring the eight hour day, and no one will work more than that, and it’s gonna be this massive general strike.” And it was it was this massive general strike all across the country. And in Chicago, at the McCormick harvester factory where they made harvesters,which were, you know, big combine machines used for farming or whatever, a bunch of people were like, “Fuck this. We’re not working.” And so they brought in scabs, and then people were like, “Fuck you,” and they like threw rocks at the scabs and stuff. And then the cops were like, “Well, what if we just shot you?” and people were like, “We’d rather you didn’t shoot us,” but the cops weren’t listening. So, they shot them anyway. And some people died. And it was bad. And that was on May 1st. And then there were several days of protests after that. But the anarchists were like, “Man, they’re just shooting us now.” And these were not the first labor people who were getting shot in the US during this fight, but they were like, “You know, if they’re shooting us like, let’s put out this thing that’s like, you know, in both German and English, it’s like, “Show up at Haymarket Square and get ready to fight. This is our time.” you know, and it’s this big kind of bravado thing. But then,the day of everyone was like, “Actually, let’s just show up and be peaceful because it’s like, kind of sketchy. Like, you know?” and I feel like we’ve all been in this kind of situation. And so then all of these people go up and give these speeches. And some of the speeches are, like, “Let’s murder all the people who are trying to murder us.” And some of them were a little bit more restrained. And…but, it was like, overall peaceful, and so this was on May 4th, 1886. And then the chief of police, he was like, “No, I want to fuck everyone up.” And I’m not even like–I’m putting words in his mouth, but I’m not putting motives into his mouth–this guy like fucking hated the anarchists. And so he marched on down there with a ton of people. And basically was like…it was like, starting to clear anyway. It was starting to rain. A lot of people were like, “Hey, let’s go hang out at the bar instead of listening to the speakers.” And the guys who were out there being like…I think was Samuel Fielden, and he’s up there, He’s like, trying to give a speech, and everyone’s like, “Oh, like, that’s cool. We could go hang out the bar instead of listening to you.” It’s like just one of those protests, right? It’s actually not a big deal protest. And then the cops are fucking up everyone. So, someone–unknown to history, probably a German anarchist, hard to say–someone honks a bomb at the cops. A bomb goes boom. The cops start shooting wildly into the crowd. And they just like murder a ton of people. I actually literally have no idea the number. I don’t remember off top my head at all. And they also shoot a bunch of themselves. Cops, as we’re gonna talk about in this episode, cops are really good at shooting each other. Critical support to the police for shooting the police.

Brooke 02:47
Comrade police? Hmmm. No.

Margaret 06:30
Comrade Friendly Fire?

Inmn 07:37
Comrade Friendly Fire.

Margaret 07:39
And like, one of the reasons we know this is a lot of like people go through and look at the evidence and the direction of the bullets in the lampposts and all this stuff–there’s this huge trial, right–and so all of the evidence that comes out is like, basically the cops all shot each other, right? Which is like…Whatever, I wouldn’t get mad at someone who shot back if they’re being shot at, but I don’t think that that’s what happened. So this thing happens. And it’s like, “Oh, fuck, that’s a really big deal,” right? And then the anarchists…the cops are just like, “We’re gonna fucking arrest everyone now.” Like all the anarchists “You’re done.” And they just start sweeping the city. They’re showing up at everyone’s houses, like not only all the organizers but all the just like the regular non organizer folks, and they’re just like raiding everything, shutting everything down. One of the most interesting arrests, they show up at this guy’s house, and they’re like, “Hey, we want this guy!” and this guy who answers the door, Louis Lingg, is like, “Oh, that guy’s not here.” And they’re like, “Well, you’ll do. We’ll take you.” And so Louis Lingg is like, “Fuck you!” And he pulls out a gun and tries to shoot the cop. And so the cop manages to get him and then, theoretically, according the New York Times–which is not an unbiased source now was like really not an unbiased source in 1886–In the carriage, Louis Lingg, who was I think 22 at this time, he says the quote, “It all would have been worth it if only I had been able to kill that police officer.” So, they all get taken to jail. And it’s mostly not firebrands like Louis Lang. It’s all of these organizers. So, it’s like Samuel Fielden who’s just like this guy–he ends up a Wobbly later in his life–he survives. And he’s…or maybe he’s like a rancher. I can’t remember. He stays rad, but he just like chills out after he survives this nasty shit. And so they arrested a bunch of them, and there’s eight ‘martyrs’–that they get called, right, and they’re all put on trial. And, the thing that they’re accused of is literally being anarchists. There is no evidence that links any of them to the bombing. There’s plenty of counter evidence. Some of them have interesting alibis, like Louis Lingg, our aforementioned 22 year old. He’s 23 at the time that he dies. His defense in court is, “I could not have made that bomb because I was at home making bombs.” which was true. He did not throw the bomb Yeah. Oh my god. And then Louis Lingg was also like, he was this like, he was super hot and everyone like copied his style. Like all the boys would like do their hair up like Louis Lingg in order to like, look hot at all the anarchy dances and shit. And you just have this like wide variety of different people. You’ve got this guy who…this like toy maker named George Engel–who I’ve got tattooed on my arm–and he’s like the oldest of them–I want to say that he’s in his early 50s, I can’t remember–and he’s just this like, he’s like born fucking poor in Germany and he ran a toy shop and he’s an anarchist. And I used to think of him as just like the low key down to earth one, right? But it actually turns out, he was like, part of the like, super radical faction. Whereas like Albert Parsons, right, he was like, kind of like one of the more like, liberally anarchists who was like, “Oh, let’s like have good messaging and shit.” And George Engle was like, in the background planning how to take over the city by force of arms to institute anarchism. He still didn’t throw the fucking bomb. And so yeah, they were all put on trial. And they were found guilty. And five of them were sentenced to death. Three of them were sentenced to not-death. I think two to life imprisonment, one to 15 years. There’s a whole thing where like, some of them asked for a pardon from the governor. There’s like a…and then five of them were like, “Man, we’re not fucking asking for a pardon from the governor. Fuck you. Like, we’re done. It’s over. Fuck it.” And then while they’re awaiting their death, Louis Lingg, someone smuggles him in some explosives, probably in cigars, and he takes his own life. And the other four are led up to the platform and hanged. And there’s like this massive unrest outside, and Lucy Parsons–her husband is about to get hanged–and she’s trying to break in. And they have really heartbreaking last–their speeches in court are something worth reading–And their last words are stuff that sticks with me, including two of them that basically just said, “Hoch the anarchy!” or, “”up” the anarchy, hurrah for anarchy.” And, you know, they they believed very strongly in a world without the state and without capitalism, and they fought and they died for it. And, it was complete miscarriage of justice everyone knew was a miscarriage of justice. At the time, no one cared because it was a big anti anarchists fervor. But, as the trial went on, people started being like, “Wait, what?” And so it actually, it crushed the anarchist movement in Chicago; the movement that had been building in Chicago fell apart. And it was it was awful because it was an incredibly vibrant, beautiful movement with like eight different newspapers in different languages, and like, it’s like, it’s all a bigger deal than…I think sometimes anarchists think we were like really marginal throughout history. And that is like, just not the case. And before state communism became a stronger force, anarchism was absolutely the primary voice of the left besides like, kind of like liberalish, like progressive movements. So, it crushed the Chicago movement. But, what it did is it inspired a generation and it inspired a generation of anarchists and inspired a generation of labor organizers. And so Mayday has been the International Workers holiday ever since. And within a couple of decades, you could go anywhere in the world and go into a union hall, even if it’s not an anarchist Hall, even if it’s a communist Hall, or whatever, and you’ll see the martyrs on the wall who stood for that. And so, I love Mayday. I love this story. I love seeing myself in these people from our past, I think that we can have heritages that are not just direct ancestral like blood lineage. And I believe that the anarchists who are alive today are part of the lineage from the 1880s. And that, that spirit lives. So I get real emotional about it. And anyone who wants, I would really recommend going to Chicago going out to I think it’s Waldorf Cemetery, but I might be wrong. Again. I didn’t take any notes for this. It’s off top my head. And, there’s a monument to the martyrs and it’s also where you’ll see Emma Goldman’s grave and Lucy Parsons grave. And, yeah, it’s beautiful. And it has always the cutest graffiti on it, because I don’t think they would have minded. Maybe Albert Parsons would have minded, right, but like Lois Lingg would have done it, you know.

Inmn 14:09
I’ve heard it’s become a new rite of passage to make out on their graves. Or at least it was it was like 10 years ago.

Margaret 14:21
I just go there and cry.

Inmn 14:26
That’s also reasonable.

Margaret 14:27
Yeah, whatever floats your boat.

Brooke 14:28
If it makes you feel any better, they would have been dead by now anyway.

Margaret 14:32
Or would they have? Because, what if they’re Dracula’s?

Brooke 14:38
Not this again? No. No.

Margaret 14:42
What if a Dracula threw the bomb?

Margaret 14:43
And [that Dracula] now has a podcast. What if I threw the bomb at Haymarket? Is this a conspiracy theory I should spread?.

Brooke 14:43
No!

Brooke 14:52
Never.

Inmn 14:53
Yes, yes. You heard it here, Margaret. Killjoy is a Dracula.

Margaret 14:58
Yeah.

Brooke 14:58
You know, as we’ve talked about before, famous podcasters have superpowers that make things come true. So, you should not do any of that.

Margaret 15:07
Become a Dracula? Okay, so I’m really…I’ve given us a lot of thought. Actually, I’m curious about you all. Let’s get your answers first. Brooke, would you become a Dracula?

Brooke 15:16
No.

Margaret 15:18
Inmn, would you become a Dracula?

Inmn 15:24
Yes. Yes.

Margaret 15:26
Okay. Let’s get both your reasons. Brooke why no Dracula becoming? This is what people tune in for. This is about what This Month in the Apocalypse is about.

Brooke 15:36
Because I have seen and read every vampire novel, story, romance, you know, whatever. There’s one for every generation and I’ve read them all. And it never goes well. It just never goes well. There’s no…There’s no history of it going well for Dracula.

Margaret 15:54
That’s true.

Brooke 15:55
So, that doesn’t seem like a good choice.

Margaret 15:58
Into it.

Brooke 15:59
I don’t like living enough as it is that I don’t want to do it extra long. I look forward to dying someday. Yes. I don’t want to not die. I want to get off this fucking planet.

Margaret 16:15
Alright, Inmn what do you got? Why are you becoming a Dracula?

Inmn 16:19
Despite my belief that it actually is like an interesting thing to know that we are going to die, which I mean, I could still die as Dracula, can absolutely still die as Dracula. I think the like middle school version of Inmn that was and is still obsessed with like different fantasy worlds would never forgive myself if I passed up the opportunity to become a Dracula.

Margaret 16:53
That is fair.

Inmn 16:54
Yeah, I’m holding myself to the standard of 12 year old Inmn. That is the only standard that matters.

Margaret 17:01
I make decisions like that. I think that’s a reasonable…like when you’re like, “Do you want to do something or not do something?” and be like, “What would 12 year old me think?”

Brooke 17:09
I think 12 year old may be crying in her bedroom about, you know, whatever cute boy won’t talk to her. So, she shouldn’t get a say in my life.

Margaret 17:18
Yeah, okay, fair. Okay, I would become a vampire, or a Dracula as it’s fun to call them, even though I’m incredibly squeamish, I’m vegan, I don’t like blood, I don’t like meat, I would hate to kill someone, but I feel like it would be like, it’s just like, I feel like I owe it. It’s like, like, who am I to turn down superpowers? Like, imagine what you could do if you were an immortal until proven otherwise by the sun or a stake?

Brooke 17:57
Could you solve the current conflict in the Sudan?

Margaret 18:01
I don’t know. Would direct application of violence successfully solve that problem? And I don’t know the answer.

Brooke 18:08
What about global warming?

Margaret 18:11
I respectfully declined to answer the question about whether direct application of violence would be useful in solving global warming.

Brooke 18:19
Would your powers help us with the government debt default problem?

Margaret 18:24
Oh, I could help with the government problem.

Brooke 18:28
Yeah, your superpowers could do something about that?

Margaret 18:30
Yeah. Because, imagine antifa super soldiers if everyone was like, 15 times stronger, immune to almost all damage, can only come out at night [inflected to be a disadvantage], and have to have a mutual aid blood bank. But I bet there would be volunteers, you know.

Brooke 18:51
You don’t know for sure that that’s what would happen if you become a Dracula because not all Dracula mythology has them getting superpowers other than just like living forever.

Margaret 19:04
Yeah?

Brooke 19:04
They might not be extra strong or fast or…

Margaret 19:08
Oh, they’re like almost always like…but, you know, and if you’re rolling the dice, you might be able to turn into a bunch of bats. If you could turn into mist…If I could turn into mist I like would volunteer to be tried for every crime that an anarchist does. “It was me. Oh, no.” And then I turned into mist and I leave the prison. You know? Until they figure out I’m a vampire. And then they hit me with the sun. But…there’s like some holes in this plan.

Brooke 19:36
Some? Some? Okay.

Margaret 19:38
Yeah, enough that bats can fit through.

Inmn 19:44
There are wilder concepts, you know, wilder things have happened in history than you becoming a Dracula.

Brooke 19:54
Like the Rutgers University strike that happened last month. That kind of wild thing?

Margaret 19:58
Is that what we’re switching into? Is this a transition?

Brooke 20:00
You see how desperately I’m trying to divert to what we’re going to be talking about.

Margaret 20:05
All right, let’s go. Let’s go. What do you got? What happened this month in the apocalypse? [last word said with an eerie reverb voice]

Brooke 20:11
Well, strikes being good things, the staff at Rutgers University went on strike for a grand total of five whole days in April. They did a pretty good job of planning it in secrecy, though, because everyone was super surprised when they sent out the email on April 9th in the evening, like, “Hey, we’re going on strike tomorrow.” And then suddenly, they were on strike. And everyone’s like, “Wait, what the fuck?” So. It’s very similar to what was going on with…whichever one of the Cali…UCLA? Whichever one of the California universities was doing strike stuff recently too, arguing for better pay and better treatment of graduate students and such.

Margaret 20:55
How did the Rutgers one end up?

Brooke 20:58
They have a tentative agreement.

Margaret 21:00
Fuck yeah.

Brooke 21:00
They still haven’t finalized contracts, but it was impactful enough that it got the necessary people to come back to the negotiating table and, you know, get some progress towards their goals there.

Margaret 21:14
Fuck yeah.

Brooke 21:15
Yeah. Yay, Strikes,

Inmn 21:17
Yay, strikes,

Brooke 21:19
There was some other strike that’s going on, or maybe going on soon, but I can’t remember where or what it is, other than President Biden wouldn’t comment on it.

Margaret 21:30
He’s like, he’s trying so hard to be the pro-labor President as he continues to do all kinds of anti-labor shit.

Brooke 21:35
Right? Fuckface. Yeah. Speaking of the government and how much it sucks, we’re at risk of defaulting on our debt here in the US, again, which is a fun thing they like to battle every once in a while.

Margaret 21:54
Okay, so this is such an abstract thing that people keep talking about it and it’s something that means nothing to me.

Brooke 22:01
Yeah.

Margaret 22:01
What does it mean? Not because it doesn’t mean anything, but because the way it’s presented just like, I don’t get it.

Brooke 22:08
Well, so in order to prop up our whole fake monetary system that we’ve created, the government sometimes makes itself have to follow some rules so that we all…the rest of us still believe in it, too. And it likes to flirt with not following those rules in order to have drama that we can all talk about. That’s what’s going on. That’s all you need to know,

Margaret 22:34
Well, what happens if they default? If they default do I lose? Like, like, what happens?

Brooke 22:40
Well, technically, then the government doesn’t have money to pay for things like sending out welfare checks, or paychecks for federal workers, or funding to states for various programs that the federal government funds, paying for the military. Basically, all the things that the federal government pays for.

Margaret 23:04
So like, lots of bad and one good.

Brooke 23:07
Yeah, kind of.

Margaret 23:08
Well, from our point of view

Brooke 23:10
Internationally, you know, people who’ve invested who own government bonds, for instance, basically if you’ve loaned money to the federal government, you’d be like, “You’re not gonna you’re not gonna pay back the money that you owe us? Fuck you.” and can affect the value of the dollar and international trade, and blah, blah, blah. The reason I’m being so whatever about it is because the government’s not going to default on its debt. It just never…it’s not that it’s never has, it has four times in history, but it’s just it could be potentially so disastrous to the economy and to our fake belief or belief in the fakeness of the monetary system that the government, just they’re not gonna let it happen. Just want to make news.

Inmn 24:06
I hate that my brain can only think about things in terms of fantasy novels. But is this similar to like in Game of Thrones when they have to borrow money from the Lannisters? And the Lannisters are like “Nah, we’re not giving you any more money.” and then they try to get it from a bank and the banks like “Y’all are really broke. We’re not going to give you any money.” And…

Brooke 24:33
That’s actually a really good analogy for what’s going on because yeah, like the US in order to fund all the shit we do has borrowed money from, you know, other governments, other people outside the country, like, you know, we talk about how you can just print money, you can just make up money, we just say what it’s worth, but the only reason that whole system, the monetary system, works is because we all agree to believe in it. And if the government breaks its own rules about the monetary system, the whole belief system can start to unravel.

Inmn 25:15
I see. What is it that kind of keeps? Like, is it just the belief in that that keeps that? Like, what? What keeps the cycle functioning?

Brooke 25:27
The monetary cycle?

Inmn 25:30
Yeah. It’s something I’ve always been curious about, like, if the US is so in debt then like, why is the US a global economic power still?

Margaret 25:41
Well, what’s wild is that it’s because it’s so in debt is how it’s a global economic power. There’s like weird ways of having people–I’m not going to do this justice and maybe Brooke knows it better–but I’m just, I read “Debt” once by David Graeber and now I’m smart about money because I don’t remember anything–but literally, at least that book talks about the fact that if you’re the hegemonic power, loaning money to people makes them invested in your success or failure. They don’t want you to fail because if you default on a loan, they’re never seen that money back. It’s like actually a weird power play for the United States to have a debt like that. And it’s like the King used to loan money or borrow money from people all the time in a way that there’s like a question mark profit that I don’t quite get grasp in there.

Brooke 26:30
Yeah, people will talk about, especially like Republican side of conversation, will talk about how we’re heavily in debt to China, like the Chinese government has bought a lot of US Treasury bonds, basically loaned us a whole bunch of money, if you will. They’ll say “Oh, well, you know, they can just call in their debt and fuck us up anytime they want to.” But that would fuck them up too because they’ve loaned out all of this money and capital. And if they’re just like, “Hey, you need to give it back.” when they know, we can’t pay it back then that’s just gonna send the whole system into chaos, which will echo back to them and just fuck up the whole global economy. If that makes sense?

Margaret 27:13
Yeah. Okay, so what else we got? We got default.

Brooke 27:18
Well, the other thing I wanted to say about the default is it is different from–because there’s another debate that crops up pretty often–and it’s about government shutdowns and it’s easy to get the two conflated, but they’re actually about different things. The debt ceiling one that’s being talked about right now is about ‘can the government borrow more money.’ Basically, it’s going to sell more treasury bonds that were bought by China or, you know, whatever other nations in order to bring money into the US so the US can pay for things. That’s the, that’s the debt ceiling. That literally like…it’s like, if you want to go to your credit card and get a higher spending limit on your credit card. That’s what they’re doing there. The other thing is the government shutdowns because of budgetary debates. So, the government has to create a budget for itself. And if it can’t agree on that budget by a certain deadline then it doesn’t know how much it is or isn’t allowed to spend on things. And the response to that is that the whole government shuts down, the federal government, because they don’t know how much they’re allowed to spend on things even though there’s money there. So, they’re two, the debt ceiling is one thing that’s going on right now and then government shutdowns are another thing that happens for different reason. They’re all money related, but they’re actually quite different.

Inmn 28:36
I see.

Brooke 28:38
Turning towards international news, I suppose y’all might have heard about this, but conflict is broken out in Sudan earlier in April, was like the mid month. I wanna say was like the 15th or so. Which, Sudan has a really long history of violence and unsteadiness as a country, a lot of conflict. It’s been ruled by an autocrat for a long time. And that person was overthrown a few years ago around 2020 or either a little before or a little after. I can’t quite remember. So, they’ve been in the process of trying to form a democratic government in the last few years since that autocratic leader was overthrown, but they haven’t got there. And it’s been a very tense place. And then, just a couple weeks ago the army and a paramilitary force started fighting in the Capitol, and I think a few hundred people have died already, and Western countries that have workers there, principally the US and the UK, have started to try to evacuate people who were there. They had a really short ceasefire over this last weekend in order for the Western governments to try and get their people out of the country, but it’s, you know, looking to be another refugee crisis. People are are starting to pack up and migrate. And the fighting looks like it could get much worse. And it’s also another one of those places in the world where it’s kind of a proxy fight because Russia has a lot of interest in Sudan and what’s going on in that region, and the US has shown a lot of interest, too. And so, you know, some of our old tensions between our countries are flaring up. Yes, Margaret?

Margaret 30:33
So, okay, a couple questions about that. I’m really curious about it. I’ve been following it a little bit. And I’ve only been able to kind of get a little bit of a picture. There’s a…Okay, so I believe that the militia that is currently trying to take power is the Rapid Support Forces…

Margaret 30:52
Versus the existing government. And, do you know which side the US and Russia are each supporting?

Brooke 30:52
Yeah.

Brooke 31:01
I was not clear on that as I was reading through it. It sounded like the military, some of the military leaders, there’s a general in particular, who’s trying to become a politician and then possibly reelected as president, which we all know how that goes when the military then takes the power, which seems more like the thing that Russia would support versus the other forces being more in favor of democratic institutions.

Margaret 31:30
I know there’s a there’s a group called the Sudanese Anarchists Gathering. There’s a group of anarchists who organize there that have been…I’ve been reading their dispatches through “Organise Magazine,” which is spelled incorrectly. They use an S because they’re British.

Brooke 31:46

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S1E67 – James on Sourdough

Episode Summary

James teaches Margaret about sourdough bread. He provides specific instructions on how to start a sourdough starter, keep it alive, and how to then turn the starter into tasty bread. Margaret and James also discuss the intricacies of British vs American English and Margaret learns about a magical Belgian spoon.

Guest Info

James Stout (He/Him) can be found on Twitter @JamesStout or on the podcast It Could Happen Here. James has a book out called “The Popular Front and the Barcelona 1936 Popular Olympics.” You can find it here.

Host Info

Margaret can be found on twitter @magpiekilljoy or instagram at @margaretkilljoy.

Publisher Info

This show is published by Strangers in A Tangled Wilderness. We can be found at www.tangledwilderness.org, or on Twitter @TangledWild and Instagram @Tangled_Wilderness. You can support the show on Patreon at www.patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness.

Transcript

Live Like the World is Dying: James on Sourdough

Margaret 00:15
Hello and welcome to Live Like the World is Dying, your podcast for what feels like the end times. I’m your host Margaret killjoy, and this week we’re talking about that thing you’re supposed to conquer: bread. We’re talking about bread. Specifically, we’re talking about sourdough. And we’re talking with James Stout about sourdough. And that’s what we’re going to talk about. It’s gonna be really exciting. I didn’t make that sound exciting, but it is. Bread, and baking, and all that shit, something we haven’t really covered on here before. And, it’s something that I’m really curious about. This podcast is a proud member of the Channel Zero Network of anarchists podcasts, and here’s a jingle from another show on the network. [Hums a nondescript “jingle” melody]

Margaret 01:36
And we’re back. So James, if you would be so kind as to introduce yourself with your name, your pronouns, and then kind of a little bit of your background with I guess, in this case, like bread or preparedness or stuff like that?

James 01:49
Yeah, totally. So I’m James. He/him for me. I have my background for this….let me think…I grew up in the countryside. So, I grew up like with animals around, with growing a lot of our own food too, just because that’s the way we did stuff. And I think I moved to America in 2008. And without condescending too much, your bread is shit. And so, I was appalled by it. And I’ve been making my own on and off when I’ve been home long enough to do it ever since, I guess. And now I still live in the United States in San Diego. And I try and have a little bit of the, like the that sort of, I guess, like preparedness/countryside kind of life. Like, we have we have backyard chickens, and we bake our own bread, and we grow a lot of food too. So, I still try and keep up with all that stuff.

Margaret 02:41
And that’s inside the city?

James 02:43
Yeah, we’re not like…I don’t want to make it out like we’re in a high rise. I have a tiny yard. And then we’ve, I guess we’ve liberated the area in between the pavement and the road. I don’t know what that area is called.

Margaret 02:58
A median.

James 02:59
A median. Yeah, it’s been…because that’s, that’s like…

Margaret 03:02
Well a medians in the middle of the road. [Sounds unsure] Huh?

James 03:04
Yeah.

Margaret 03:05
I don’t know. I should know.

James 03:07
Yeah, you know what I mean, that area that’s like liminally public/private. And public, in the sense of owned by the city council, and you can do fuck all with it. Which, you know, isn’t great. So, I obtained some lumber and I’ve tried to put planters out there as well.

Margaret 03:24
Oh, nice. What do you grow up?

James 03:25
Yeah, So I grow a number of things. I get them from…We actually had a very nice older guy…the other day and an older couple had left their keys in their car. And so I took the keys and put them in the house and left them a note saying, you know, “Come get them.” And then they did, and they gave us a voucher when they came and got them, they gave us a voucher for a garden center. So, I’m going to restock my vegetables. But right now I think I’ve got kale. I like to go…so I do a lot of work in Tucson with a group of indigenous people there, and I like to buy indigenous plants. So there are a couple of nurseries in Tucson and go to. So, I think we have wolfberry. We have agave. We have golden currants. We have carrots. We have kale, Thai chilies, and beetroot.

Margaret 04:15
So this is a terrible…I haven’t eaten dinner yet. This all sounds very good.

James 04:22
Yeah, this is…You’re gonna be ruined when I bust out my bread from the oven.

Margaret 04:28
I mean, honestly, like bread is…I love bread. I understand that everyone has different body types and different diets. I’m so grateful. I’m not gluten free.

James 04:42
Yeah.

Margaret 04:43
I love gluten

James 04:45
Gluten is my guide star. If someone…I have diabetes, right? And it’s like, I think there’s a 10% coincidence of autoimmune diabetes and celiac, and I spent some time volunteering with diabetes education and various kinds of places and just…I remember like staying with some folks–and we all have diabetes, so it’s fine–I was like, “Fuck, you have celiac as well? That sucks.” Like, yeah, it must be profoundly difficult for people, and I’m sorry for them. There are ways to make your own–I think Bob’s Red Mill has a pretty good celiac or gluten free blend that you could probably use with a sourdough starter. Certainly, if you fed that starter that flour over time and sort of messed around with your recipe you could probably get something going there. But it’s not something I’ve spent a lot of time with. Fortunately, I’m blessed to be able to digest gluten.

Margaret 05:37
So, what is sourdough? Okay, I mean, I sort of know, but I feel like this is a good starting point, right?

James 05:45
Yeah. So, it’s spontaneous fermentation bread, right? I guess…Like these days, people might be more familiar with like spontaneous fermentation beer like lambics and stuff.

Margaret 05:55
No, I don’t actually know what spontaneous fermentation means.

James 05:58
Okay, so it’s when you’re capturing wild yeast–and capturing as a strong word–you’re encouraging wild yeast from the atmosphere to come and live in a certain place. And then you’re using them to ferment you’re bread, or your beer, or what have you.

Margaret 06:11
Okay, so rather than going and getting yeast you’re counting on…This is the way that you make alcohol in prison, right?

James 06:18
Yes, yeah. So I’m told. I’m sure. I mean I don’t have firsthand experience with it. But yes, it is. And it’s a way like ancient Belgian monks would make their beer, right? Like and you hear about back in the day, when people were making beer or making bread they had like a ‘magic spoon’ that they would stir it with, not knowing that the spoon was like, in fact, what carried the yeast growth from one batch to the next.

Margaret 06:44
Oh, that’s cool!

James 06:46
Yeah. Yeah, it’s fun, like a wooden spoon soaking in that yeasty mixture. So yeah, it’s basically, your only ingredients for sourdough bread are salt, water, and flour.

Margaret 06:59
And so, and also a sourdough starter? But I guess you’re saying that you don’t start with that.

James 07:04
Well, yeah. The only things that you have to purchase or obtain, I guess. Yeah. So you need to get the sourdough starter, which we can get into, like, how do you encourage this bacteria to come and live with you. But you need to obtain it. And then, if you don’t make it a favorable atmosphere for them to live, they will just die, right? So you have to keep them alive. And then once you’ve got those, then you can keep them in your fridge and feed them every week or two. And you can feed them less than that, actually. And yeah, then you’ve got everything you need, really. You want a big Dutch oven as well. That makes it a lot easier. But yeah, it’s you could…

Margaret 07:41
Which is a big iron cooking pot with a lid.

James 07:44
Exactly. Like a casserole with a lid. Yeah. It’s got to have a lid, but you can get those so cheaply now. Like I think I have a large one that is like 35 bucks a Target if you live near a target. I also kind of like to go to thrift stores and buy stuff like that. If I’m out and about I have a special one that I got that I use in like fires and cooking outside.

Margaret 08:08
So, why do people make sourdough bread instead of…what is regular [bread]? Because regular bread has yeast in it too, right?

James 08:14
Yeah, so it uses…what’s the process called…there’s a process through which it ferments more rapidly. It’s like hyphenated. It’s like two names, which…So like my bread–I’m making a batch of bread now, actually–and I started feeding the sourdough [starter] yesterday around around noon, and I build up my starter by adding flour and then I add that to my bulk ferment and then that bulk ferments and it will probably go in the oven tonight.

Margaret 08:14
Bog ferment? [Misunderstanding how James says “Bulk”]

James 08:33
Bulk. [Emphasizing the word.]

Margaret 08:38
Bulk. Sorry.

James 08:40
Yeah, like when you’re bulking, you know? Yeah, so that…like it’ll be the yeast, and the water, and the flour will be in contact for like 24 hours, right? So it’s a much slower fermentation. And some people find this more digestively beneficial to them. Chorelywood process is what it’s called when you speed ferment the bread. So, if you get your cheap bed, like Bimbo bread or whatever, and you sort of like…

Margaret 09:07
Bimbo bread?

James 09:08
Yeah, you don’t have Bimbo bread?

Margaret 09:10
No, what’s Bimbo bread?

James 09:12
You’re from the east coast aren’t you. Pan Bimbo? It’s a type of bread. It’s a little bear thing. I think maybe it’s Mexican in origin and it’s more in Latino communities or Latinx communities. But yeah. That…if you get your crappy bread.. See I don’t know the American brands because I don’t buy them, but Bimbo won. It just this sticks out. It sticks out in my mind.

Margaret 09:36
Okay, the cliche crappy bread that I don’t know anyone who eats is Wonder Bread.

James 09:40
Yeah, Wonder Bread. Yeah. They sponsored a cycling team once. It was was very funny.

Margaret 09:46
That’s funny.

James 09:47
Yeah, it’s probably…That kind of bread is great to eat when you’re like doing intense exercise because it just…[incomprehensible retort]

Margaret 09:48
I guess okay…Yeah, it just becomes sugar right away.

James 09:47
When I was racing in France, we had these things called quioche de posh, which is like pocket brioche, like the shittiest tier of brioche imaginable.

Margaret 09:48
I don’t know what brioche is.

James 09:48
Okay, brioche like an enriched bread…ah, pretending it’s a like anarchist’s poor [undecipherable], which like I’m not judging anyone, but it’s a like enriched bread. It’s a milk bread. Like a sweet bread.

Margaret 10:09
Okay, I can’t imagine this object.

James 10:22
it’s just like this big, which is very useful in an audio medium. Yeah, I want to say it’s the size of like half a cell phone or mobile phone and…Or a pocket knife, a pocket knife is a good analogy. It’s about as big as a pocket knife. And then it’s like injection filled with Nutella. It takes like to chews and it just it just goes to a goo.

Margaret 10:51
Oh, that sounds really nice actually.

James 10:52
Yeah, it’s great. You need that while you’re riding over mountain France or whatever. So like, cheap bread kind of does that, right? Or like sort of mass produce bread very quickly revert to this kind of pasty thing. Whereas, sourdough bread has a much better structure. And at least like I found it to be it doesn’t cause any digestion issues for me. Because it ferments for longer, maybe it breaks down some that stuff a bit more easily. Some people will tell you it’s more nutritious. I think that largely depends on the flour use and the ingredients you put in it. You can put other stuff in it like fruit or nuts, right. But, I like it because it’s a lot more like…I can’t imagine in any like…if you’re looking at living more sustainably living more independently from capitalism, like, it’s possible that you could grow your own grains and grind your own grains. People have done that for a while. Water would be an issue where I live in Southern California. But you know, if you have access…if you don’t have access to water you’re fucked anyway.

Margaret 11:55
Yeah, you have bigger problems than lack of bread.

James 11:58
Yeah. So, it’s very sustainable in that sense, right. And I think it just tastes better. And I like making my own stuff like. I have all kinds of things that are…Literally before we spoke, I found a knife on the road, and I was regrinding so I can use it. You know, I like to grow stuff. I like to make stuff. So, it appeals to that side of me too. Yeah.

Margaret 12:19
Well, that’s good too. Because I feel like there’s often this weird gender division within DIY.

James 12:25
Yeah, it’s strange.

Margaret 12:27
Yeah. Like grinding your own knife is allowed to one class of people. But, then gardening is allowed to a different one. You know? That’s it.

James 12:36
Yeah. I think that’s kind of bullshit. Like, you had a tweet today about how like trans ladies are becoming associated with firearms ownership now. Yeah, which I think it’s great. Maybe cis men could be associated with doing some domestic labor as well.

Margaret 12:50
That would be…you know, the world would work a little better if people were like, “Oh, I don’t know. He’s just gonna go into the kitchen and do all the dishes.” It’s like, not even…It’s like, I’d make sure I do that before he comes over. Because otherwise he’s going to spend the whole party doing the dishes.

James 13:03
Yeah, ‘cause he’s naturally inclined. Yeah.

Margaret 13:07
It’s the upper body strength. It really helps get into the….

James 13:10
Yeah. The broad pecs really help get into the lasagna dish. Yeah, they were just made that way. Why are the hands so big? So they can cover a whole dinner plate.

Margaret 13:21
Exactly.

James 13:22
Yeah. You can’t argue with science.

Margaret 13:27
Okay, so let’s say I want to make sourdough, which I do. And I don’t know anything about it. Which I don’t. How do I make sourdough? I get flour.

James 13:39
Yeah.

Margaret 13:39
I get water. Did you say sugar? Did I make that up?

James 13:42
No, no, you don’t need sugar.

Margaret 13:44
Salt?

James 13:44
Yeah, you do need a bit of salt. So, let’s say you’re about starting.

Margaret 13:50
Oh, and dutch oven.

James 13:52
Yeah, yeah. You’re one of the 500 people who texted me this in like March 20th, 2020. It caused me to have a “copy-paste-er” on my phone. So what you would do is you would go out…and I’d say like, if you have all the flours…like say you have a good Co-op or nice supermarket available to you. I would suggest buying to start off with, some rye flour, whole grain rye flour, some bread flour. King Arthur is a good brand. Bob’s Red Mill is a good brand. Some supermarkets have their own bread flour. It’s just gonna have a little more protein, which is a little more gluten, which will give the bread better structure. And I like to have some all purpose flour as well because it’s cheaper. So, like for when I’m just feeding my starter and I’m gonna dump it. If I’m gonna dump it I don’t need it to be anything fancy, right? But rye flour is great. Yeasts love rye flour. So, what I start out with is like a jar, a glass jar, preferably you don’t want a plastic one.

Margaret 14:48
Okay, like a mason jar.

James 14:50
Yeah. So a mason jar is great. And you want to be able to….flies, like all the little buggy insects love a sourdough starter. Like, I’ll use it to catch them when they’re becoming a problem that. But, you don’t want them in it. So, you’re want to be able to put like a little cheese cloth or something over the top of it. Okay, so mason jar is great, because you can use that sealing ring.

Margaret 15:11
Yeah, without anything in the middle. Yeah.

James 15:14
Yeah. But you do want to let it breathe. You don’t want to close the lid, because then you’ll get anaerobic fermentation. So, we’re going to express everything that we do in terms of percentages of the weight of the flour. So, we’re going to start out with 100% hydration. So that means equal amounts of water and flour. And sometimes I read that you shouldn’t use tap water, but I think those people are just kind of getting a bit too namby pamby about things. Like it’s fine. It’s always been fine for me. If you want to use bottled water, if you have a well, more power to you, but I’ve used tap water and like our tap water is dogshit in San Diego, and it’s been fine.

Margaret 15:52
Well, I have a well, so….although, I soften the water. So I don’t know if that makes it better or worse.

James 15:58
Probably better. Ours very hard. It’s certainly better a for your other domestic appliances.

Margaret 16:02
Yeah, that’s why. Most complicated plumbing job I’ve set up.

James 16:08
Yeah, and it’s worth it, though. If you live in a hard water area, and you want an espresso machine, you can normally find one that people think is broken and if you decalcify it it’s normally fine. That’s a little pro tip. Used to want to have no money. I’d buy them yard sales and fix them and sell them on espresso boards.

Margaret 16:28
You’ve had a lot of jobs.

James 16:30
Yeah, a great side hustle. Yeah, didn’t have a lot of money so had to have a lot of jobs. So yeah, what we’re going to start out doing is we’re going to do 100% hydration, right?

Margaret 16:40
Okay, 1:1 water and flour.

James 16:42
Yes, one to one water and flour. So let’s say we’re going to do 100 grams of each. It’s…you can work in American Standards units, if you really must, but it’s so much easier to do percentages, etc, in grams. So, I would just just start there. And then after a day, we’re going to dump half of that, and feed it again. Now the stuff that you dump, you can either use to start another starter and give that to a friend or have a backup starter. Or I like to keep it and there are recipes for like making crackers out of it and that kind of thing. And you can do other stuff with it.

Margaret 17:14
Wait. So I’m just putting…I’m putting some some flour and some water in a jar with some cheese cloth over it, leaving it, and then throwing half of it out?

James 17:23
And then feeding it again.

Margaret 17:25
By adding more of everything?

James 17:27
More of the flour and the water. So another 100 grams flour, 100 grams of water, and then you’re going to dump half and feed again the next day. And the reason you’re doing that is to get rid of some of the like metabolites and some of the flour that’s been digested. And, you want to keep giving it fresh food and that will encourage the yeast to grow. And so once that starts to fizz and bubble, and you’ll kind of see little bubbles and you’ll…first it’ll smell pretty bad, and then after four or five days normally it starts to smell pretty good. It’s kind of got a sweet kind of…people say a green apple smells sometimes.

Margaret 18:01
This just seems like magic. You’re not adding anything but flour and water to this jar and it’s bubbling.

James 18:07
Yes, it is. I think…I forget…One of the places that used to say like that yeast was proof of God or something that like….Belgian monks used to make beer this way, right? And they convinced themselves it was either their magic spoon or like God’s benevolent love. It’s not.

Margaret 18:22
I mean, both of those things seem just as realistic as the little tiny things in the air that you can’t see are eating the food.

James 18:33
Yes, yeah, yeah. Invisible flour eaters. Another way to do it is if you can get nonsulfated dried fruits…so you can…You know when you get the dried apricot and they’re brown not orange and they taste better? Those are unsulfated. You can also leave those in a jar. Just close the jar. Leave them in a jar with water and close the jar and after a few days it will start fizzing.

Margaret 18:55
Close the jar like cheese cloth? Or like ‘close it’ close it?

James 18:59
Lid it. Lid on. Like screw on the lid. And then after a few days, you’ll see that water start fizzing. And that’s what’s happening there. That’s the yeast coming off the skin of the fruit. And then you can use that water to make your starter, right. So mix that with flour and then feed it just like you would before. You can kind of combine these two processes, right. You can do the fruit one first and then do that 100% feed it up. And then after a while that starch is going to start bubbling. This is why you want to use a clear glass jar because you’ll see it growing, right. You’ll see the bubbles all the way up and you’ll see that like oh yeah, this is this is fermenting now. That’s what’s happening. You can even if you want to you can like Sharpie on the side of the jar, you know, when you feed it and then see if it goes up. And the speed at which it will double in size depends on the temperature where you live, right, and the temperature of the starter itself. So, your that’s what you’re looking for. You’re looking for it to double in size about every eight hours. And that’s when you know you’ve got a good fast smoothing starter.

Margaret 20:02
Okay, this totally real thing that happens. I know you’re explaining this to me, but in my head this is not…when I go try this later nothing’s gonna happen that’s how I feel.

James 20:11
It will blow your mind. It is it’s so cool

Margaret 20:15
I’m gonna come back and tell you that I believe in a Belgian God.

James 20:19
Yeah, you just become a monk in like West Flanders. Yeah, yeah.

Margaret 20:25
Okay. Is this the same yeast that is making that…Is this also alcohol?

James 20:33
Yes, it’s the same. What? Lactobacillus? Fuck, I used to know what they were called in Latin but I don’t anymore, but yes Saccharomyces, I think.

Margaret 20:43
Magic sky yeast.

James 20:44
Yeah, magic sky yeast. Yes, it is. Yeah, it’s the same stuff. Brewers yeast, right when you buy it…So it’s just…

Margaret 20:54
When I buy it it I can see it. But in the air is just exists?

James 20:59
Yeah, it’s just floating around.

Margaret 21:02
All right.

James 21:04
Okay, so the yeast have come to live with you in this jar, right? And they are thriving, and you’re feeding them. So now we want to take that to where we can bake from it. So, what we do is we take from us starter and we grab half of it, right? So half of…

Margaret 21:19
Half a mason jar?

James 21:20
Whatever…400 grams. Yeah, it would be the whole mason jar. But we let’s say because we’re dumping half and feeding every day, right? So we have that amount that we have, we’re gonna split it in half.

Margaret 21:31
How many days before it’s ready.

James 21:34
It kind of depends on the temperature. It will ferment faster in a high temperature. It depends on the yeasts that are available in your area, right. So, if I gave you a sourdough starter today and you took it to where you live, right. I sent it to you in the mail, and you started feeding it, it will become different over time because of the yeast in your area as opposed my area.

Margaret 21:52
But, I don’t need to start from one that you sent to me.

James 21:55
No, you can start from from one that you made yourself. you captured yourself. Right? So, that will probably take five or six days, maybe maybe a week. Some people like to feed it was fruit juice instead of water? I don’t know if that helps. Some people put apple peels in the water because there’s yeast on the skin. Right. So, let’s say you spend the better part of a week…and it’s very minimal effort, right, it’s about five minutes of your day. And you do that, and you start to see it bubbling up, right, you start seeing in the jar it’s bubbling up, okay. Now you could. So you’re going to take half of that, dump it in a bowl, and you’re going to add 100 grams of flour and 80 grams of water, right? So you’re at 80% hydration now. And then the other half that’s still in the mason jar, you’re going to feed that as you normally would, right, 100, 100.

Margaret 22:46
Just to keep it going?

James 22:47
To keep it going. Yeah. And then you’ll let that sit…I don’t know, sometimes I let it sit for four hours. You don’t want to let it sit for the full eight hours, because then it would have consumed all the food and it will want feeding again. So let it sit for an hour or two and then I seal it in the mason jar or with a jam jar and I pop that in the fridge. So, that slows down the fermentation. So that now…that doesn’t need that….That’s what we call your storage starter. And that doesn’t need feeding for about a week or two. So basically, if you feed it every time you bake you’re going to be okay. Okay, so now we’ve got this other bowl, right, which has got 100 grams of flour and 80 grams of water in your starter. We’re going to mix that up, leave it for eight hours. And at this point, we can transition from using the rye flour to using our all purpose flour.

Margaret 23:33
Okay, so the rye flour is just to make the starter? We’re not making rye bread.

James 23:38
No, well, you can, or if your stater ever gets a bit sluggish, and it’s not really fermenting the rye flour will spruce…because rye flour is lower protein, right, lower gluten, it doesn’t make as good of bread because gluten is what gives the bread the structure. But the protein is not really digested by the yeast, right? That’s why it remains in the bread. So, if we’re giving it a flour which is lower protein, there’s more of the other stuff that yeast want, and that’s where they like the rye flour. But that’s also why you can’t make your whole bread out of rye flour, or it won’t be too good if you do. So. Yeah, at this point, once we’ve captured our starter, I would start transitioning to the AP for the two feedings that we’re going to do to build up…

Margaret 24:21
AP is all purpose?

James 24:22
All purpose. Yeah, sorry, I’m used to using baker slang. It’s how you can tell I’m like down with the kids. So you’ve moved to your like–what we’re doing now is called building a levain. It’s a French word. And we’re going to do two feedings of that, right? So, we’re going to do eight hours spaced apart more or less. We’re going to do 100 grams of water, 80 grams all purpose…Sorry, 100 grams of all purpose flour, 80 grams of water. And again, what we’re looking for is bubbling up, right. So, you can also do this in glass if you want and you’re looking for it to double in size and then you feed it again. But like, it doesn’t have to exactly double in size, right? Like I don’t really like measure shit. I do weigh stuff, but other than that I kind of…so it’s March here. It’s pretty cold for San Diego. Like, it’ll be in the 40s at night and the 50s in a day. And so it takes a lot longer for my bread to bake now. In the summer, it’s just like whipping ass. Like the whole thing is done in like, you know, from getting out the fridge to being done in less than 12 hours. But, it’s double that in the winter.

Margaret 25:31
Is this making dough?

James 25:33
What we’re now doing is making a large kind of yeast inoculated…a large yeast culture that we’re about to put into the dough. So, the reason we’re using AP here is because the yeast will consume more of it, right? And it’s…So, then we do that twice, right, we do that feeding twice, which is…so 80% hydration feeding twice. Then, we’re going to make the dough itself. I’ve tried to like refine my process to make it as low stress as possible. And it makes really good bread and it takes not very much time. So, I like to bake with 1500 grams of flour, right? So that’s…500 grams of flour is is a good sized loaf, right?

Margaret 26:16
So you make three loaves at a time? Okay,

James 26:19
Yeah, I make three loaves. I have tried to make one giant choad loaf, but it just sort of…What happens is it will blow the top off your Dutch oven. You’ll get like a mushroom. What I do is, I measure up my water first. And if it’s cold, I’ll use hot water, and if it’s hot, I use room temperature water, right. So, right now I run the hot tap a little bit. And then I’m doing the same thing I’m doing 80% hydration, right. So for that, because I’m doing 1500 grams of flour. I want 1200 grams of water.

Margaret 26:46
It’s so interesting because I usually think of things not in terms of…I don’t usually think…I’m not much of a baker, but I don’t think of things in terms of the weight of them. I think in terms of the volume of them

James 26:55
Weight is so much preferable to volume, like

Margaret 26:58
Yeah, no, I believe you. I’m not much of a baker.

James 27:02
Yeah, people say that cooking is an art and baking in science. But, I think sourdough was like a vibe…Like once you…once you get it down and you’re vibing on the same level as your sourdough starter…

Margaret 27:14
Okay, because the other cliche there is, is if you can…if you can bake a cake, you can make a bomb. It’s the other cliche.

James 27:24
I would not trust this method for bomb making.

Margaret 27:27
Yeah, don’t vibe with that.

James 27:28
Yeah, I’m reminded of…my colleague Robert Evans and I were doing an interview with some some folks who are part of the resistance in Myanmar. They will bomb makers, and one of them’s like, “Yeah, man, unfortunately, my friend lost his hand.” And we’re all sitting around and I know what’s coming next, and Robert knows what’s coming next, and the guy knows he’s gonna have to say it next, and he was like, “We really shouldn’t have been smoking, dude.”

Margaret 27:56

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S1E66 – Eric on Talking Trash on Traditional Prepping

Episode Summary

Margaret and Eric discuss the ins and outs of prepping from a more traditional perspective than usual. They go over the basic tenets of preparedness, outline some easy and manageable ways to start prepping, find new and fun ways to laugh at traditional bunker mentalities, and discover that community is once again the best resource anyone can hope for.

Guest Info

Eric Shonkwiler (he/him) is the author of the newsletter When/If: A Leftist Guide to Prepare for a Changing World. He can be found at https://when-if.ghost.io/ where you can sign up for his newsletter. You can also find Eric on Twitter @eshonkwiler

Host Info

Margaret can be found on twitter @magpiekilljoy or instagram at @margaretkilljoy.

Publisher Info

This show is published by Strangers in A Tangled Wilderness. We can be found at www.tangledwilderness.org, or on Twitter @TangledWild and Instagram @Tangled_Wilderness. You can support the show on Patreon at www.patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness.

Transcript

Margaret 00:15
Hello, and welcome to Live Like the World is Dying, your podcast for what probably feels like the end times. I’m your host, Margaret Killjoy. And this week I’m really excited about this week. I’ve been hoping to do an episode…this particular episode for a while. This week, we’re going to be talking about talking about prepping. And we’re going to be talking about…well, I’m going to be talking to someone who writes the best newsletter I’m aware of for individual community preparedness, which is called When/If. And it’s written by Eric Shonkwiler. And I’m really excited about this conversation. But first, I’m really excited to tell you that we’re a proud member of the Channel Zero Network of anarchists podcasts. And here is a jingle from another show on the network.

Margaret 01:34
Okay, if you could introduce yourself with your name, your pronouns, and then kind of just a little bit about When/If, you know, the reason that I’ve brought you on here to talk.

Eric 01:45
Hi, I’m Eric ShonkWiler My pronouns are he/him. When/If is a newsletter on preparedness and collapse from a leftist perspective. I set out a couple of years ago to try to try to create some content around preparedness and prepping that was more accessible for folks on the left handed side of the political spectrum.

Margaret 02:13
Yeah, and just to…we’ll ask you to shout it out at the end too, but how can people get this fine newsletter?

Eric 02:19
It might be easier to find me. My name is Eric Shonkwiler, a little bit difficult to spell. The newsletter itself is on ghost.io. Search “When/If.” That’s probably the best way to find it. It’s a bit of a goofy address.

Margaret 02:36
Yeah, it’s hard to…every now and then I’ve tried to Google “When/If” and then I realize that’s not going to work.

Eric 02:43
But there are only two Eric Shonkwilers on the planet. So if you can remember my last name, you can probably find me.

Margaret 02:49
Whoa. Who’s the other one?

Eric 02:52
Some kid in New Mexico.

Margaret 02:53
All right. All right. I’m the only Margaret Killjoy I’m aware of. And whenever that changes, I’m going to be really sad. So I don’t know…Were you like sad when you found out you weren’t the only Eric Shonkwiler

Eric 03:05
It was super weird. It turned out that for a little while we lived in the same town. I’ve lived all around the country.

Margaret 03:14
Are y’all related?

Eric 03:14
I don’t…Like probably not really. I wasn’t born and raised in New Mexico. It’s just one of my favorite places to be and I was living out there working. And I I think I was looking myself up for something and found them on like a, you know, like a high school Spelling Bee sort of an article or something like that, you know, and found out he lived in the same town at the same time that I did. Super weird. Not a very big town. Very strange.

Margaret 03:44
I kind of like that. That’s kind of weird. Maybe you just….

Eric 03:48
Shout out to the other Eric Shonkwiler.

Margaret 03:50
Yeah, totally. Okay, so. So you started this this newsletter and I kind of wanted to, you know…What do you cover in this newsletter? Right? What kind of stuff are you talking about?

Eric 04:04
Everything. I focus on kind of, in my head, the big three, which is climate change, fascism, and the ignorance of the government/police brutality, kind of the three fronts, as I see it, that are going to be causing problems for folks in the future.

Margaret 04:04
Isn’t it kind of funny that–to me, I agree. These are, you know, probably the three big categories of things and then all three of them are ignored by right wing preparedness.

Eric 04:46
Yeah.

Margaret 04:47
Not always. Right? I mean, they claim there’s a rise in fascism, but they claim it from a really odd perspective, not the people walking around with Nazi flags, but the people walking around with anti Nazi flags. And then Climate change. I feel like preparedness places used to talk about climate change. And then…I don’t know if you experienced this? Did they just stop talking about it at some point when it became culture war or something like?

Eric 05:13
I haven’t seen a whole lot about climate change addressed in particular. They will just sort of ally it and talk about weather preparedness. But at the same time, I’m doing a little bit of research because I’m trying to turn When/If into a book. And so I’m looking at comparable titles. And one of the comps that I looked at went immediately out of the gate in the first few pages. It talked about the dangers of hurricanes and then under a discrete subheading: typhoons. And I just wanted to tell the author, who’s my friend, “Those are the same thing.”

Margaret 05:57
Yeah, I was just thinking that.

Eric 05:58
Just in a different hemisphere. Like, it’s just in a different ocean you. Like you’re telling someone to prepare for the same thing twice but differently. Like the the instructions were a little bit different too. It was wild.

Margaret 06:13
They just googled “What to do with a typhoon” and wrote that down. Yeah. And they Googled “What to do in it?”

Eric 06:17
Yeah. And, and that’s why I do what I do, so that there can be some actual help when it comes to emergencies like that. And you’re not stuck getting your information from a guy who really wants you to buy a Faraday bag because the EMP is coming.

Margaret 06:17
Okay, so that’s a really good segue into one of the main things I kind of wanted to talk about: one of the…I’m really excited to talk to someone who also sort of interacts in an intersection with a traditional prepping world, but then also cares about, you know, leftist prepping or community preparedness or whatever the hell we’re going to call it because it seems like some of the information that’s in traditional prepping is good, but we should talk about some of that like bullshit, like some of the nonsense that traditional preppers get wrong. Okay, so like Faraday bags, do you want to you want to myth bust the Faraday bag?

Eric 07:14
My biggest thing would be that we’re not going to see the long heralded EMP blast. Like that’s just not what’s gonna come get us. I think that I think there is very limited utility to the idea of the Faraday bag, and it’s primarily in regards to protesting. Yeah, and it has much less utility than leaving your device at home. Yeah. So rather than buying a fancy bag or trying to guard your credit card chips from getting stolen at the grocery store, like I would just leave the things at home or turn them off. Keep them in your car if you’re going to be someplace that you don’t want to be linked to from a tower pin, you know? Yeah.

Margaret 08:16
Yeah, like people talk about EMPs as if they’re like…the tactical EMP is right around the corner. And as a science fiction writer I appreciate it, but literally only because otherwise it’s impossible to imagine how we’re going to deal with like swarms of nano robots with facial recognition. You know? Like until we have the EMP shotgun we’re just kind of like…or like EMP force fields or something.

Eric 08:41
I like the EMP much more all of a sudden.

Margaret 08:44
Yeah, no, it’s…But as far as I’m–it’s been a while since I’ve looked this up–but I believe EMP or electromagnetic pulse, people are worried this blast will destroy all electronic devices, all modern cars, everything with a computer, everything with a chip or whatever. There is some EMP hardened equipment out there. And then a Faraday cage is like something that protects certain types of radiation from reaching certain things and it also blocks communications. I’m under the impression that the only way that anything produces an EMP right now is nuclear blasts high in the atmosphere.

Eric 09:17
I think that’s right. Yeah.

Margaret 09:19
So I guess if we get into a nuclear war some electronics might be messed up, but I kind of feel like overall we have bigger problems.

Eric 09:29
At that point, yeah. Yeah, we have a few few more things to worry about than the fact that you can’t stream the latest season of whatever.

Margaret 09:41
Well, I think it gets into…I really like to use Faraday bags as the example, right? Because it’s like, I worry about this a lot, right? Because–and I’m curious what your take is–I worry about being a fear monger professionally, right? I worry about like spreading worry. My goal is to spread calmness and preparedness and you know ways we can…Okay, I have a Go bag. So if there’s a forest fire I know what I’m doing so now I don’t have to worry about forest fire. But there is a version where you just worry about stuff more and more and more. And especially if you’re trying to sell someone something it’s a really good system. It’s like if I’m watching something, and the thing they’re trying to sell me is a Faraday bag, to me that’s a big red flag that like, “Oh, you’re just a grifter.” Because in the abstract of once I have every object in the world that I could possibly need, I suppose I could Faraday cage my basement or something. Right? But like…No.

Eric 10:42
Yeah, that’s a real problem because particularly when you tie your output to commerce you’re kind of getting into Alex Jones territory where, you know, you’re talking about chemicals in the water…and here’s this water filter or here are these protein shakes that will solve everything.

Margaret 10:42
Turn you into a man again instead of a gay [Inaudible word.]

Eric 10:43
Yeah, and that’s a big problem. You know, that creates a circular system where you just you spin people up and you give them the solution, and that isn’t a solution at all. It might temporarily ease their worry, but they can just as easily get that by shopping at Etsy, you know, just any kind of consumption tends to ease that pang that we have. But if you’re the one creating it, obviously, that’s a different situation. Controlling that fear, or finding out the meter at which you should distribute it is, is something that I think about pretty much every time I hit publish. But at the same time, I’ll stop and I’ll look at the objective data that I’ve got, the new things that have occurred, whatever they may be new, anti trans legislation, the new IPCC report just came out last Monday and that really grounded some bad news about climate change. And you can’t ignore the news and the updates that you receive on things like that just because you’re worried that all that you’re doing is making your readership afraid. I think that you should couch it appropriately. And how I do that is by at least trying to give the reader some actionable items at the end of my 1000 word screed where I talk about all of the awful shit that’s happening in the world.

Margaret 12:57
Action Items is a really good point. Action Items is…You know we did an episode a while ago about mental health first aid, right. And, you know, one of the things that I feel like we learn over and over again is that acting with agency is one of the main ways to prevent PTSD during bad situations. And I feel like even if we can’t stop what’s coming, acting with agency as much as we can about how we handle it and things like that, is how we keep it from destroying us. Like, it might literally destroy us. We might all drown in the rising waters or get murdered bu fascists or whatever, right? But like, you know, we can…there’s some cliche here about not letting it destroy us along the way or something, you know, but yeah, the action items. That makes a lot of sense. Okay, but I want to talk more shit on traditional preppers.

Eric 13:54
Okay, let’s do it.

Margaret 13:55
What else are they getting wrong? Like, it’s funny because it’s like some of the stuff….Well, okay, you’re talking about for example, if you tie your stuff to what you’re selling–I think I’ve been thinking about this a lot–I make and distribute these emergency kits and I don’t sell them. And I spend thousands of dollars at the time when I have it and create these emergency kits. And I covered in one of my YouTube episodes. And I give them away to my friends and family and stuff, right? And then everyone’s like, “Sure, whatever, my crazy friend who…” You know, and then every now and then someone tells me, “Oh, it was actually really useful that I had band aids in my backpack,” or…you know, and it’s always these tiny minor things. It’s never the potassium iodide or whatever, you know? And there’s a chance that I’m going to start selling them but literally just in order to make enough money to make this not be this massive sinkhole in my life that I distribute these things. And I worry. I worry about being an Alex Jones. Also, I really want people to have stored food in their basement and so part of me is like, “Man, I’m just gonna get a freeze dryer. I’m gonna freeze dried ton of stuff and I’m going to fucking give it to people.” And then I’m like, “And I guess we’ll sell it,” you know? And then I’m like, “Oh, God, where does this end?” At what point am I selling supplements to make people stay virile or whatever, you know. And I don’t know….

Eric 15:16
I think that the way to avoid that is like I said to eliminate the circle. So you can’t be directly addressing an issue and saying that the solution is on your website, that it’s in your store. Once you do that you’re just a shill. And and whether or not the product is even remotely relevant at that point, you’re losing credibility, at least to people that know what they’re talking about. And you may have followers who are addicted to that circle, you know, that cycle that says, “Here’s this panic. By the way, here’s the thing that will cure the panic.” But if you avoid that then I think that there’s…then you don’t have to be worried about perpetuating that and falling into an Alex Jones trap.

Margaret 16:14
Yeah. No, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah. And there’s a reason that we haven’t started selling anything yet, anything along those lines, you know. I mean, at some point, we’ll be putting out more books and stuff and that will be a selling. But I think we just have to…Cause I think about that guy who–maybe it’s a perfectly fine book; I doubt it–but the guy who’s like typhoons versus hurricanes or whatever, I suspect that this person is just trying to make a buck by googling some stuff and rewriting it poorly, throwing it into an e book, doing print on demand, putting it up on Amazon, and then selling it to this fear cycle, right? But then it’s so frustrating because some stuff that comes out of traditional preparedness is useful. I think that a lot of their focuses are all wrong…Now I’m just trying to come up with the other stuff that I get annoyed about, right?

Eric 17:10
Let’s talk about what they get right? And then we can shit talk on the vast majority of they get wrong. And that is always going to be the basics, you know, the very essential stuff. Because like you said, you know, you find it really important that people have food stored in their basement or if they don’t have a basement, you know, under their bed in a tote or something like that. Just whatever they can do. And just as an aside, that’s my circle. And that’s where I scratch my panic itch. An every once in a while, I’ll just buy a giant can of freeze dried vegetarian imitation beef.

Margaret 17:53
Oh, yeah, totally. Augason Farms.

Eric 17:55
Yes. Yeah. I just got a can last night.

Margaret 17:58
Yeah, the cheap brand.

Eric 17:59
Yeah, I just put that on my shelf next to all the other–shout out to Augason Farms–all of my other Augason Farms cans, and something in my in my lizard brain just went, “Yeah, yeah. Okay. I feel a little bit better now.”

Margaret 18:18
Yeah.

Eric 18:20
But to bring that back to what the Right wing gets gets right…What those preppers get right is just the basics, which I think is actually sort of…it’s letting them lay claim to preparedness, actually.

Margaret 18:35
Right.

Eric 18:35
And–now I’m getting into a different idea–but they shouldn’t because preparedness comes from us living on the planet–

Margaret 18:43
Totally.

Eric 18:44
–Outside of the normal capitalistic cycle. The thing that I say…So this is how I launched When/If is that the first newsletter that I wrote was just called “Your Grandma Prepped.”

Margaret 18:59
Yeah, totally.

Eric 19:00
Because she did. She canned. She had food stored away. My my grandma Skylar had three refrigerators. Two of them were almost as old as she was and I just ran like a dream. And they were full of food and water. And that’s just–she had lived through the Great Depression–and that’s where her inclination for it came from. And that got passed down to me. But I always knew if I was walking into her house, I could walk into the kitchen and I could open the cupboard and I would see 30 or 40 cans of whatever, Chef Boyardee, green beans, peas, you know, just as much food as you could want for probably damn near a month. And that’s the kind of goal that I shoot for in my newsletter and for my own household. But it’s the basic stuff.

Margaret 19:56
What you saying about like not letting the right wing lay claim to it and I agree with that. And I think that the sense of who actually–you know, I talk about that a lot that, like purse snacks as prepping, you know, like you go to a show, the person who has snacks in their purse is more prepared than the person with the handgun. Because there’s a scenario in which the handgun is the right tool. It is a lot less likely than the scenario where you get snacky.

Eric 20:20
Yeah, absolutely.

Margaret 20:22
And a purse can hold both. Although, that would be an off body carry…Whatever, anyway. And so I think in my head, I’ve been thinking about traditional prepping, as in like, the kind of people who call themselves preppers without necessarily assigning that to the Right wing. It’s like this thing that is fed upon by the right wing, but I don’t think it’s apparently right wing. And I’ve gotten some feedback from listeners every now and then, who are in traditional prepping, and could see the right wing kind of trying to be like, “And hate your neighbor.” And they’re like, “Wait, aren’t y’all Christians?” And then being like, “Oh, thank god.” It was less even that they were like, “Oh, thank God, a Leftist approach,” although that’s accurate from my point of view, but like, “Oh thank God, something that’s not a right wing approach.”

Eric 21:09
Right.

Margaret 21:12
You’re right about the basics. And then I think sometimes they get some stuff right but they prioritize it wrong. I do believe that having, you know–depending on the situation that you’re in and who you are and all these things–like firearms and things like that are incredibly useful tools. And if I want to know how much ammunition I should probably have, a lot of those YouTube channels and things like that are very useful for that, right? Because they’ve mathed out like being like, “Well, if you want to continue to practice at this rate, which is about the rate that you should stay in practice at…” And so I find that stuff to be very useful. But it’s really easy to think that the sexy stuff, the violent stuff, is the main thing. The main thing is like first aid kit, food, and water, you know, and knowing not to run a generator in your garage. I finally got a deep freezer recently. And I was like, “I don’t eat meat.” I was like, “What the fuck am I gonna do with this deep freezer?” And now it’s like, full of bread, frozen vegan meals. Like, it’s great. I’m so glad it’s there. And it’s so…I didn’t realize this but it barely uses any electricity compared to a regular fridge because it’s full of frozen stuff and you open it up once a week. Like, the little tag on it is like, “Estimated electricity cost is $34/year” or whatever, you know, and I’m like, “Okay, okay, I can do that.”

Eric 22:55
It’s less than my washer. Yeah.

Margaret 22:59
Have you seen the stuff that’s like…I feel like there’s more and more. Maybe I just fall down YouTube holes too much about people just really getting ready to defend their giant castles of stuff or whatever, you know?

Eric 23:13
Yeah. And that’s not a new thing, either. That has I think always been if nothing else, the popular idea of a prepper is that Right wing guy who post 2016 was wearing a red hat, and had a wall full of guns, and a bunch of food and water, and maybe some skills? Which is something we should talk about? But maybe not. Maybe all he knew how to do is shoot his gun and bury some Claymore mines in his yard because people were going to come get his stuff.

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S1E65 – Carrot Quinn on Hiking

Episode Summary

Carrot and Margaret talk about all things hiking, including thru-hiking and ultralight hiking. They talk about how to choose the right gear for the right purposes and how to minimize the impacts of long distance hiking on your body. They go through the complications of bringing dogs on long hikes and how to stay safer around grizzly bears. They also spend a good deal of time critiquing The Last of Us while developing a theory on how to hybridize many hiking strategies to develop the ultimate form of apocalypse travel.

Guest Info

Carrot Quinn (she/they) is an author, thru-hiker and hiking coach. She is the author of Thru-Hiking Will Break Your Heart and The Sunset Route. Carrot has a new speculative fiction novel coming out later this year, hopefully. Carrot is also an avid blogger and you can find them at www.carrotquinn.com or on Instagram @carrotquinn and Twitter @CarrotQuinn

Host Info

Margaret can be found on twitter @magpiekilljoy or instagram at @margaretkilljoy.

Publisher Info

This show is published by Strangers in A Tangled Wilderness. We can be found at www.tangledwilderness.org, or on Twitter @TangledWild and Instagram @Tangled_Wilderness. You can support the show on Patreon at www.patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness.

Transcript

Live Like the World is Dying: Carrot on Hiking

Margaret 00:15
Hello, and welcome to Live Like the World is Dying, your podcast for what feels like the end times. I’m your host, Margaret Killjoy. And this week we are talking about walking and how to do it, the legs, the one in front of the other, etc. And in order to do so, we’re going to be talking to an expert walker, or hiker, I suppose might be a better way of phrasing it, Carrot Quinn. And so we’re going to be talking to her about all this stuff. Carrot writes a bunch of books about hiking and does a bunch of hiking. And so I’m really excited, because this has been on my mind a lot. But first, we are a proud member of the Channel Zero network of anarchists podcasts. And here’s a jingle from another show on the network.

Margaret 01:55
Okay, we’re back. So Carrot, if you could introduce yourself with your name, your pronouns. And then I guess kind of like your background in hiking, thru-hiking, that kind of stuff.

Carrot 02:07
My name is Carrot Quinn, and my pronouns are she or they and I got into long distance hiking in 2013. And long distance hiking is different from other kinds of backpacking, because you’re just out for longer, I guess. And usually also, you’re on trails that have a really specific weather window, which means that you need to hike more miles per day than you would on a more leisurely backpacking trip in order to finish in a certain weather window, or because the water sources are farther apart. So, you need to hike a certain mile per a day to get to the water sources, which means that you end up using different gear, because when you’re out for that long and hiking that many miles, it’s a lot more strain on your joints. And so, in order to be able to do it, you need to have lighter gear that puts less strain on your joints, or else you get overuse injuries. And you also wear different shoes. So, there’s this whole different kind of way of walking in the wilderness, which I got into because I’d always backpacked with a heavy backpack, and I was always in pain. And then I discovered this style, and I wasn’t in pain anymore. And I was like, “Oh my God, if I do this, I can just like live outside and sleep on the ground every night and I won’t be in pain.” So than I got really into it. And I hiked the PCT in 2013.

Margaret 03:19
What’s the PCT?

Carrot 03:19
The Pacific Crest Trail, which is 2,650 or 60 miles depending on how you count. It takes five months to hike. I got really obsessed with it for a while. So, I’ve hiked 11,000 miles. I’ve hiked from Mexico to Canada three times. And I’ve also walked across Utah, and Arizona, and done a bunch of other shorter hikes. And I’ve hiked finished trails where there’s like a path on the ground that you walk, like the Pacific Crest Trail, and I’ve hiked trails where there’s not a path on the ground, and you’re just navigating through canyons and washes and stuff. And then I’ve also made my own routes, which is where you look at the maps and figure out where you can walk and then you follow the path that you created.

Margaret 03:20
I was gonna say that’s wild, but I guess that’s literally the point. That it’s wild. Okay, and then you’ve written about this too, right?

Carrot 04:13
Yeah, so I have a writing career more or less, most years I make my living as a writer. And I was able to build that by writing about long distance hiking, because it’s a pretty popular niche. I’ve been writing my whole life. I always wanted to be a writer, and in my 20s I wrote zines and then I started blogging in 2008. And then I started long distance hiking in 2013. And so every one of these hikes I’ve ever done, all 11,000 miles I’ve hiked, I’ve written a blog post every single day. And so that’s how I built my writing career because then people started reading those and people love reading about long distance hiking, you know, because it’s hard to get time off work. It’s hard to get the gear. It’s hard to access, and so people being able to read that from the comfort of their home is like really nice. And so then I wrote a book about my first long distance hike, which is called “Thru-Hiking Will Break Your Heart.” And that book is great, because I made so many bad choices. So, it’s like a very good story. Because you know, the best stories come from when you’re like completely brand new at something.

Margaret 05:21
Yeah.

Carrot 05:21
And everything goes like horribly awry. Those are like the best stories. So, I wrote that book. And then my second book was actually a memoir about growing up in Alaska and my years riding freight trains. And that came out in 2021.

Margaret 05:37
What’s that one called?

Carrot 05:43
And it’s kind of sad. It’s not like the happiest, but whatever. But then, I just finished a speculative fiction novel about this young person that is fleeing this destabilizing city and riding her bike across the country trying to get to Nevada. So, I’m editing that right now.

Margaret 05:57
Oh my god, is that out yet? Can I read it?

Carrot 05:59
No.

Margaret 05:59
Fuck.

Carrot 05:59
I hope it’ll come out someday. I don’t know what the title is, either, but, I’m editing it right now. And, if I self publish, hopefully I can get it out by the end of the year. And I’m leaning towards self publishing. So, we’ll see. Hopefully, it’ll be out sooner rather than later.

Margaret 06:16
Okay. Well, let’s talk about that off camera. I think a lot about publishing speculative fiction, and I do it sometimes.

Carrot 06:26
Yeah, you write speculative fiction too.

Margaret 06:28
Yeah.

Carrot 06:29
We could just talk about that for hours and hours.

Margaret 06:33
I mean, I also like talking about that. Can I out us to the audience about how we know each? Is that…you seem pretty public about that.

Carrot 06:41
Yeah, totally.

Margaret 06:41
Yeah, I first met Carrot–actually, I don’t remember if it’s where we first met–but, we lived together in a squat in the South Bronx in 2004. And so, I’ve been following Carrot’s career from afar since then being like, “Oh, shit, fuck yeah, another crust punk who became a writer.”

Carrot 07:00
And I’ve also been following Margaret’s career and like hearing little updates about her life over the years and being like, “Oh, that’s where Margaret is, that’s what Margaret’s doing. Oh, it’s super cool.”

Margaret 07:10
Yeah. Yeah. I’m really excited to have you on to talk about this. And, I admit one of the reasons I’m really excited to have you on about this–because there’s a couple reasons–one is because this topic is really interesting to me and has been for a while, you know, during say, the last presidential election when there was a decent chance of a fascist coup, and there was, you know, an attempt at one, myself and a lot of other people probably had to sit there and think, “What would be involved if I had to go on foot a long way to get away from here?” Right? And I think that that kind of thing is probably on a lot of people’s minds, especially on a state by state basis right now, as a lot of states become increasingly unwelcoming and things. And of course, at the moment, people are allowed to leave states by cars and stuff, but whatever, we’ll get to that. But, the other reason I’m interested in is because I’ve recently gotten more into hiking, and I’ve been obsessively watching YouTube videos of thru-hikers, and mostly these people really annoy me, but the stuff is really interesting. And, your name gets mentioned a lot in the sort of pantheon of thru-hiking writers as the person that everyone’s like, “Well, I’m no Carrot Quinn,” or whatever. So, I just think that’s really cool. That’s probably why I’m excited to talk to you. So, what is involved–and this is a very broad question, but what is involved in deciding that you want to go on a very long hike?

Carrot 08:42
What is involved? Well, so, I really love this intersection of topics that we’re talking about because those are the two things that occupy my brain all the time is overland travel by foot, and near future societal collapse. So yeah.

Margaret 08:58
Yeah, you’re writing a book about that.

Carrot 08:59
Yeah. And, in the novel I just wrote, she starts out on her bike, but the bike breaks, and then she’s just on foot. And, one thing I love while thinking about this stuff is like–for example, have you seen The Last of Us?

Margaret 09:12
Yeah.

Carrot 09:13
So they’re on a long overland journey, a lot of it is on foot. And there are all these plot holes in my opinion because there are things about the way they’re traveling on foot that just aren’t realistic. Like their footwear is uncomfortable. They never drink water. None of their gear is waterproof. They’re not properly dressed for the weather. So, I think that’s really….

Margaret 09:29
Yeah, they have these tiny packs, but not not in an ultralight way.

Carrot 09:33
They’re tiny backpacks. They’re just these bottomless pits of whatever they need. Somehow they have batteries, which like, you wouldn’t have batteries. So, something I’m also really fascinated about, like thinking about near future collapse, is how we’re going to be living in this hybrid time where we’ll have all these materials available to us that are from this society where things are mass produced, but we’ll be in a society where things are no longer are going to be mass produced. So, we’ll be sort of like transitioning over the course of decades, from having access to certain materials to not having access to any of those materials. And that’s like really interesting to me. And The Last of Us is set 20 years after collapse, so a lot of the stuff they have access in the show I don’t think they would have anymore.

Margaret 10:19
They a little bit talk about it where like, “Oh, the gasoline isn’t quite as good. We have to stop all the time to siphon,” but then they’re just kind of like, “And then we just drive,” you know?

Carrot 10:28
Yeah, but like the batteries, you know, for their flashlights, they just…But yes, that’s really interesting to me, thinking about for example, like a long journey. Like right now, the only reason I can long distance hike is because I have all this really high tech gear because you know, 30 years ago, to do a trail, like the Pacific Crest Trail, all of the gear was super heavy. So, you had to be sort of this like elite athlete in a way. Like just anybody couldn’t do it because everything was so heavy, it was really hard on your body, like it was brutal. And now, because of this like really high tech gear we have, our packs are much lighter, and we just wear trail runners, and so it’s much more accessible. And so, that’s the only reason I can do it physically. And the only reason I enjoy it. Like, I wouldn’t enjoy it otherwise. And so, it’s interesting to think about, like, you know, in the future what people would use. But, to answer your question, if you wanted to do like, you know, where we are precollapse, if you wanted to go on a long hike–you know, the thing is that one of the things that’s hardest for people is getting the time off. I like trails that are more than a month long, because walking long distances is our special secret human superpower. Like, no other animal can walk long distances the way we can. Like, people think that that’s how we evolved from apes is we started like walking our prey to death, because a lot of animals…

Margaret 11:50
Yeah, persistence hunters!

Carrot 11:49
Yeah, a lot of animals sprint and then they sleep and they sprint and they sleep. But, we can just like zombie forward like endlessly, like just fucking zombie until our prey just like collapses with exhaustion. It takes–but a lot of us like the way we live, we don’t spend a lot of time walking every day. And so, it takes time to sort of unlock that ability and get our tendons–that’s like the biggest thing–like, our joints used to it. And so, if you were going to do a trail, like the PCT for example, that’s like a five month trail, you would start out really slow, like say doing like 15 miles a day. You know, you would train beforehand so that you could do 15 miles a day. And then you would start doing that. And then, if you started feeling any pain in your joints, you would take days off, or pull way back. And then after about a month your joints get used to it, and that like superpower is unlocked. I’ve seen this happen so many times, because so many people the PCT is their first trail and they start right off the couch and they’re not athletes–you don’t have to be an athlete, like I’m not an athlete, I’m just a regular person–and as long as you don’t get injured, or have some sort of illness you can unlock this superpower. And then, it’s like, it doesn’t hurt anymore. And you can just walk, and walk, and walk and it’s really cool. So, that’s why I recommend doing a trail that’s more than a month, because it takes a month for the pain to go away and to feel like you’ve unlocked that superpower that I think all humans have, you know, barring injury or illness. And so, if you hike like a five month trail or three months trail then you have a month of discomfort, but then you have several months where you get to exist in this really cool body. But, it’s hard to get the time off. So, a lot of people who long distance hike work seasonally or they’ll you know, do the kind of work where you can–like in tech or as an engineer, as a nurse or whatever–where you can work for a period of time, like a couple of years and then quit, and then go back to work. The biggest demographics on a long trail are people just out of college and retired people, because those are the two people who have the easiest time finding that chunk of time.

Margaret 12:30
That makes a lot of sense to me. I’ve always kind of wanted to do this, and it’s never quite been a high enough priority. And this brings me to not the most important question, but my main question about it. I know that you can’t thru-hike any of the existing like triple crown, meaning Pacific Coast Trail, Appalachian Trail, and whatever the third one is…Continental Divide Trail? What’s the third one?

Carrot 14:12
Yeah, yeah.

Margaret 14:13
I know you can’t bring a dog with you on those three because they go through National parks. But what do you do about dogs? I mean, like because in my mind my dog has way more energy than me, but I’m realizing that my dog has way more energy than me not necessarily in the sustained persistence hunter way that you’re talking about.

Carrot 14:31
Exactly.

Margaret 14:32
So, I’m curious what is a limit of–I mean, obviously every dog is gonna be different and things like that– but can you thru-hike with a dog if you’re going way slower and you’re not doing the seasonal running thing? You’re just like….yeah, somewhere there’s a question in there.

Carrot 14:52
Yeah, totally. So you can. People do bring their dogs on the long trails. You kind of need a support person, so you can hand off your dog before you go through the no dog sections, and then get your dog back. It’s considered cruel to bring a dog on a five month hike, because the way they exercise is so different than the way that we exercise.

Margaret 15:11
Right.

Carrot 15:11
They go really hard. And then they need more rest than we do. Like in Alaska, they have the Iditarod, which is this big sled dog race. And, it just happened. It just finished, and it’s 1000 miles long. And the person who just won did it in eight days. So, his dogs ran over 100 miles a day. And so, these dogs trained really hard. And that is like the pinnacle of what they can do. So they could go really far, but they still can’t necessarily go 20 miles a day, everyday for five months. And so, it’s actually really rare for someone to thru-hike with a dog. You can do it, but it goes against their natural kind of the way their energy is throughout the day.

Margaret 15:48
Right.

Carrot 15:49
And so, one reason it’s discouraged is because it’s really hard to know, if your dog is too hot, it’s hard to know if your dog is tired. Like a lot of dogs will follow their person, you know, to the point of injury, you know, because they just want to stay with you. So, people do it. But, it’s rare. It’s not natural for them. Like, we can do it and thrive. And they just kind of are low key suffering and maybe about to break. It’s hard to tell.

Margaret 16:28
Yeah, no, and so I guess I’m kind of curious. There’s like two scenarios I imagine. One is because there’s no one I can leave my dog with for a long period of time. So, I just sort of assume I will not be thru-hiking anytime soon, right? Because, you know, there’s a creature I’m responsible for, and no one else is currently responsible for that creature. But I’m like, is there a sense of like you don’t want to take your dogs on a month long hike? Do you want to take your dogs on a two week hike? Do you want to take your dogs only…Like, my dog loves going on day hikes with me. And from when I was like, you know, an oogle, a crusty traveler, like a lot of the dogs that I was around–I mean, obviously, not all of them–some of them were treated very badly. But, many of the dogs were very happy in that they got to be with their person all day and they were always like exercising and stuff. But, that wasn’t like we’re walking 20 miles today. That’s often like we’re walking five miles today, we’re, you know, hitchhiking. We’re doing all these other things. I’m just wondering if you have a sense of 1) The limit in terms of like the now, and then 2) If there’s a sense of what you would think for if your protagonist escaping the apocalypse has a dog like, what are ways to work around that? Like I could imagine…like, if I had to leave, right, do I get a dog backpack? It’s about 45 pounds. I would be sad. But like, if you know, if I’m not hiking for fun and I’m hiking for “I gotta get somewhere,” right?

Carrot 17:58
Yeah. So, people hiking the long distance trails, there’s like a standard sort of blanket mileage that varies, but people generally say like 20 miles a day is kind of the standard. And so, over the course of like a month, three months, five months different dog breeds are different, but depending on your dog that could be too much for your dog. Like, your dog might need more rest days. But like, maybe your dog could do 20 miles a day for three days, but then they would need a day or two off, you know?

Margaret 18:27
Right.

Carrot 18:27
And so what you would have to do is instead of being tied to the weather window of the trail, you would be tied to how your dog is doing. So, you would just have to really be in touch with all your dog’s signs, like does your dog…Like, know how to tell if your dog is too hot, if your dog’s feet hurt, all these different things, and then you would just have to adjust your travel based on your dog. So, you just wouldn’t…you wouldn’t necessarily be able to hike the PCT in the five month window. And you would end up if you were in an arid area you would end up carrying more water. Because if you go slower than it’s farther between water sources because the West is so dry. So, you would carry more water. But yeah, you would just plan the hike much differently. And it would be your own journey with your dog.

Margaret 19:13
Yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, I realized…I pretty quickly disabused myself of the notion that I was going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, or PCT, or anything anytime soon. Secretly, this podcast is me just asking people for advice about my own life and problems and then hoping it’s universally usable in some ways. But that makes sense to me. And then it does seem like, you know, everything I’m reading about, what you’re talking about, like hiking with lighter packs and all of that, and how it has all these advantages in being able to go further and be more sustainable and all of these things. And it does seem like a lot of the choices that people would have to make in different survival scenarios might counteract that, because if I’m talking about like…Okay, if I was hiking through the desert with the dog, I need way more water, which means I’m carrying a heavier pack and then also if I’m out longer I might need a different level of survival equipment. It seems like it would kind of escalate pack weight very quickly?

Carrot 20:07
Yeah. But, I think that the sort of minimalism that one learns–like, it’s the sort of strategic minimalism that you learn when you do a five month hike because all you have to think about every day is like what you’re carrying and how heavy it feels and so you get really good at like…Just, it’s like strategy. And so I think that would carry over, where even if you, you know, didn’t have all these high tech materials, were in the desert, had a dog, like all these different things, your pack will still end up lighter than if you didn’t use this sort of really fun strategic thing that I’m sure you’ve encountered on YouTube.

Margaret 20:44
Yeah, yeah. No, go ahead. Sorry.

Carrot 20:47
Yeah, yeah. But, it would be heavier. But then you would just work around that. Like, if your pack is heavier you don’t go as many miles a day because it’s harder on your joints. And you just, you know, you just work around that too. Like, last fall was my second season hunting in Alaska tagging along on my friends hunts, and I’ve never had to carry a pack as heavy as I do hunting. And that’s been like a whole new learning curve being like, Okay, this is a 60 pound pack. Like, I can only go this many miles. You know, I have to really be careful like all these different things.

Margaret 21:21
Yeah. Yeah, that is the thing that I because I, you know, I come from this background of like failed train hopping and regular hitchhiking. And like, these long distance walks and things like that, but not hiking. And I would need what I need to sleep and all of these things. And so, you know, we used to kind of make fun of ultralight hikers, who are like, you know, shaving off every ounce of what they could And it’s like, well, I knew Pogo Dave who traveled with a big metal Pogo stick or whatever, right? And, you know, walked across the country pushing a shopping cart and shit. But then you just realize how different these setups are, and what their goals are is so completely different. And so yeah, I don’t know quite how to phrase it, but I’m so interested in the difference between the 60 pound hunting pack and the 9.8 pound, you know, backpacking pack or whatever. And i did, I ran across these people. And I My first thought was like, “Well, fuck that. Just like carry what you need. Whatever,” you know. And then slowly, when you see the people who are like less annoying about it, you’re like, “Oh, I think I get it. I think I understand why they’re doing this,” you know?

Carrot 21:21
Yeah, it’s about injury prevention not being in pain and knowing what your goal is. So, if your goal is to finish a five month trail hiking 12 hours a day for five months, your chance of injury is really high. So, the lighter your pack is, to an extent, you know, the lighter your pack is the lower your chance of injury, and the less pain you’ll be in. So, it actually really increases your enjoyment. The only caveat being–the rules I tell people because I do long distance hiking coaching and I do these like guided trips where I help people like make their gear lists and stuff–the rules…Here are the rules: you need to be warm, well fed, comfortable enough at night to sleep well, and be prepared for all the different weather you’re gonna encounter at that season in that area. And as long as your gear fits those rules you meet those guidelines. Like, the lighter your pack is the more fun you’re gonna have.

Margaret 23:28
Yeah, it makes sense to me. I just have so many questions about ultralight stuff. It’s just so fascinating to me. It seems like one of the things where people go without, to me, what seems like emergency equipment. Like, because I think about…it seems like I’m watching people–and I expect them wrong, that’s why I’m presenting this to you is because you have a lot of experience with this and have tried different types of hiking–but it’s like, if there’s something that I keep around just in case, right, in case something terrible happens or whatever that I don’t use it on a daily basis, and so it starts becoming one of those things that you could imagine getting rid of. And then you’re like, “But when you need it, you need it.” And so it seems like that is what I worry about when people talk about barely having first aid kits and shit like that, you know, or the kind of gear that if like the weather gets a lot worse unexpectedly–because it seems to me that if you have this very minimalist setup that works for most days but then it doesn’t work for like the sudden really bad weather days–It doesn’t seem like it’s a good enough piece of gear. But, maybe that is being taken into consideration and I’m just being annoyed at people or like retro actively defending the fact that I used to carry this ridiculously heavy bag and I injured my chest with it once when I was like 28. I don’t know.

Carrot 24:48
Yeah, that’s the thing is if your pack is too heavy it will injure you, and that will ruin your hike. So, it doesn’t matter what emergency preparedness stuff you’re carrying, like the emergency is that you ruined your hike and you have to get off trail and your hike is ruined. So, the thing is things are knowable. Like the world is knowable. Like when you go to drive your car you know what’s likely to go wrong. And you know what would be a freak accident that you’re not going to prepare for, like the stuff you have in your car. Like my car burns oil, so I carry oil. I carry coolant just because my car is old. I carry jumper cables. It’s winter, so I carry a sleeping bag, you know, because I’m in Alaska, and I have an old car. These are the things that are likely to go wrong. I don’t carry anything for if I get struck by lightning because there’s not–I mean, if I lived like in the high mountains in Colorado in July, I would have to consider lightning–but in Alaska it’s all central [uninterpretable word], so you don’t think about lightning. I don’t carry anything for shark attacks. I carry bear spray for a bear. But so, it’s just knowing what’s likely to happen versus freak accidents that don’t make sense to be prepared for. So, people might not carry a generic first aid kit, but they do carry supplies for all of the medical problems that actually happen regularly. Like I don’t carry just some generic first aid kit from REI because I don’t know what to do if I break my leg. If I break my leg like I need a helicopter, you know? But that would be a real freak accident. That’s extremely unlikely to happen. But, what does happen and what can end your hike and does end people’s hike a lot are infected blisters, sprained ankles, and things like that. And I carry stuff, and I have treated stuff that like multiple times. And, I always have what I need. Or, like gear failures. Like I carry dental floss with a needle inside, which I learned from riding trails. And that’s come in handy. So, I always have…and then things for chafe because chafe happens a lot and can be really painful. So, that can get you off trail. So, people actually, they might not have like, they might not have something for like a trauma wound, which would be like…I don’t even know what a trauma wound…I don’t even know what I’m saying. But like…or a puncture wound. But, that would be like a real freak accident. But they do have, in my experience, people do have stuff for the things that actually happen, and the same with the weather. Because, the weather in every spot on earth for whatever season you have to be there is knowable. You can research it, you can know what the trends are. Even with climate change, you can know what’s likely to happen. You can talk to other hikers. Every long distance trail every year has a Facebook group. And people as they’re hiking, will post on that Facebook group. So you can know like, “Oh, I’m climbing to 9000 feet tomorrow. And these people ahead of me say there’s ice. I should have microspikes.” Or like, “There’s a storm coming in, and the people ahead of me say that the river is really swollen and it’s gonna be hard to cross so I should like take a day off and wait for the river to go down.” So, it’s just..it’s instead of carrying a bunch of stuff and having no idea where you are or what’s happening, and just having all this stuff you just do your research. And like long distance hikers obsessively research when they’re on trail because that’s all you have to think about all the time. So, as long as–I mean, you can be reckless and not have any of that stuff–but then that will affect your chances of actually finishing, which is what everyone wants to do. Because, you want to have this like fun, full immersion experience. So generally, in my experience, people are prepared even though they don’t have like generic first aid kits.

Margaret 28:13
No, that makes sense. I think I have a like defensive maximalism, you know? It’s not a maximal…Well, I mean, I guess it depends what you’re trying to do. Like, it’s not a like I’m going hiking and I need a folding saw, you know? Although if I’m gonna go live in the woods for a while, I want a folding saw, but like, you know, it’s a very different goal, right? So I guess I wonder…

Carrot 28:39
Okay, can I say one more thing?

Margaret 28:40
Yeah, yeah, please.

Carrot 28:41
They say that you pack your fears. And, so say you’re afraid of getting hurt on trail. So you’re like, I should bring all this extra stuff. That extra weight will hurt you. So, that’s the irony. So that’s like the irony in all of it. And the thing is, a lot of people start long distance hiking that way because that’s kind of the way we all learned about the outdoors because we’re an urban…Humans are urban. Like, humans in the US are urban. We’re not little feral creatures that live in the woods. We don’t have these like intimate relationships with like what the wind is doing, or like when the poppies are blooming, you know? And so we go out there and we don’t have any idea what the fuck is going on or where we are. And so we want to pack our fears. And then as soon as you start a long distance hike every ounce you’re carrying hurts. And so all day, every day, all you have to think about is sort of–as you’re being like punished for carrying all your fears–all you have to think about is like, “What do I actually need?” And so that’s really common for people to start with really heavy packs and then really quickly they’re like, “Okay, I know what I really need and what I don’t need.” And you also start to learn what you as an individual need on trail because everyone is different. Everyone has like a different sort of comfort zone. So, it’s a process because we’re not…We’re urban. We’re like, we don’t know what the fuck is going on in nature.

Margaret 30:06
Well, I think a lot of the outdoorsy type folks will also over pack, but kind of in a different way. But it’s more of the like…it’s not thru-hiking. It’s the like bushcraft version. It’s the like, I’m gonna go build up a cabin version, you know? Which, I think is overkill for most people. Like most people, when they’re imagining like disaster scenarios and the escape from disaster scenarios you don’t need to go build a log cabin in the woods. You need to like get to a state where they’re not trying to kill you for being trans or whatever. And it is a different thing. So, I guess I take back my own caveat.

Carrot 30:42
Yeah, I think long distance hikers love to make fun of bushcrafters and probably bushcrafters love to make fun of ultralight backpackers. You know, I was thinking about bushcraft the other day, because I was skiing–or I was trying to ski, because I’m learning so I don’t really know what I’m doing–and I was just looking at my gear and looking at my friend’s gear and I was like, “Everything we have right now is because of plastic. Like literally everything.” And then I was like, “What would this even be like if we didn’t have plastic?” I was like, “We’d be wearing like wool, and leather, and like animal skins, and everything would be made out of wood.” And then I started thinking about bushcraft. And I was like, “That’s kind of what it is.” Bushcraft is like outdoor stuff without synthetic materials in a way.

Margaret 31:23
Yeah.

Carrot 31:24
Which is like an interesting way to think about it, which is really different. It’s really different. And so, if your gear is just heavier, there’s just different things you can do. It’s like just a whole different kind of thing.

Margaret 31:35
Yeah, I really. No, that’s such a fascinating way of thinking about the difference between bushcraft and hiking and then like…You know, I think it’s funny because it’s like, if someone decides that they’re like, “I’m gonna get into outdoors walking stuff.” There’s all of these different cultures and ways of looking at it. And you have the bushcraft version and you have the ultralight hiking version and then you have like–traditional backpacking seems like sort of the weird in between–and then you also have the tactical version, where it’s like, “This is how you get into enemy territory with like, you know, when you’re stuck carrying like 30 pounds of ammunition.” or wherever the fuck. And it’s like, it’s so interesting to me how it breaks down even to different like shelter types, right, like the bushcrafters like–although it does go full circle. I would say that bushcrafters and ultralight hikers are both the ones who are like “A tarp is all I need,” or whatever, versus traditional backpacking where you’re like, “I want a fucking tent.” You know?

Carrot
Yeah, it’s really interesting, our different relationships with nature in this year of our Lord, 2023 in the US.

Margaret 32:41
Yeah. And there’s ways that people have to think about kind of all of them if they’re trying to prepare. Although I can see how you can get lost over preparing in thinking about every single possible thing that could go wrong. If you’re traveling in a vehicle, it’s a little bit easier to do that. Right? It’s a little bit easier to be prepared for every possible contingency or whatever.

Carrot 33:02
Can I tell you an interesting story?

Margaret 33:04
Yeah.

Carrot 33:04
I love thinking about this stuff. So, we we live in a time in human history where we’re very urban, the most urban we’ve ever been, and so a lot of people don’t spend much time outdoors at all, which, you know, is like they just can’t. Like, they don’t have access or there’s so many different reasons. And, the people who do spend time outdoors, access it through these really different channels that almost aren’t communicating with each other.

Margaret
Yeeeeah.

Carrot 33:31
But, the tactical hunter versus the ultralight backpacker, and it’s really interesting, because they’ve developed outdoors cultures that are so different. Like, in Alaska, for example, there are a lot of grizzly bears, which grizzly bears are dangerous, but they’re also very knowable. So, you can kind of get to know grizzly bear culture and then you can do sort of like best practices and your chances of being attacked by a bear become extremely low. And so, depending on what you’re doing, different people have ideas about what those best practices are.

Margaret 34:04
Bear spray versus 10 millimeter?

Carrot 34:07
I mean, bear spray works better.

Margaret 34:09
Yeah, no, I know. Yeah.

Carrot 34:12
But, for example, a few years ago, I was going on a four day backpacking trip in the Brooks range with some of my friends from Anchorage. And the Brooks range is in the Arctic. It’s really remote and ironically, the Grizzlies are much less dangerous up there because the area we were going has no salmon. So, there are much fewer Grizzlies. There are just way fewer Grizzlies. And also, we’re north of treeline, so there’s no tree cover. And when Grizzlies are dangerous…if you see a grizzly from a distance, and it knows what you are, if it can smell you, it will run away like so fast. But, if you surprise a grizzly at close range, they feel like they have to like defend their honor and that’s when they attack. It’s like okay, they think it’s like a challenge. They’re like, “Now I must fight you!”

Margaret 34:58
Understandable.

Carrot 34:58
So, you want to avoid brush and trees in areas where there are grizzlies like as much as you can, avoid brush and trees. So, the Arctic is north of treeline. So it’s a really safe place because there are fewer Grizzlies. And if you see one, it’s like really far away and the two of you can just give each other a wide berth, because they’re actually very scared. So, I was going on a trip with my friends, who are all from Anchorage, which is actually a very dangerous place because there are tons of grizzlies and like once a year someone dies. But, my friends were like, “Oh my gosh, we’re going to the Arctic. What are we gonna do about the Grizzlies?” And I was like “You guys, like it’s actually safer there. There’s fewer bears.” And they’re like “We should bring Ursacks,” which are these like Kevlar bags that the grizzlies can’t bite through. It’s like a bear can, but lighter. They’re great. They’re like, “We should bring Ursacks and we should line Ursacks with the scent proof plastic bags and we should put the Ursacks really far from our camp.” And I was like, “We can do all that. But actually, it’s like safer there than where we live.” Like, hiking the Arctic is safer than going on a day hike in Anchorage, like 20 times safer. And, and I was like, “You guys go on day hikes all the time.” Anyway, we went and we were all like super careful. Like, you know, when we set up camp, we would go cook like on a hill over there. And then we would put our food in our Ursack, and we could go put it on a hill over there. And then our tents would be here. And it would be like, you know, we would be up wind of where we cooked and like all these different things. And I was like, “Okay, great, you know, that’s fine.” And then a few weeks later, I went on a moose hunting trip with my friend Birch, who his whole way of knowing the outdoors is hunting, which is also really common in Alaska. And there were five of us and we were hiking eight miles into this drainage through Willow Brush with pack rafts and then we were going to get the moose and we were gonna pack raft out. So we got in and he got the moose. And we processed it. And you know, we were covered in blood. The pack rafts were covered in blood. Like, everything was covered in blood. And, we had these huge pieces of moose in cotton game bags that were soaked in blood like piled our pack rafts. We got we got to camp…Oh, no one has bear spray. I’m the only one with bear spray. You know? They have rifles. But, what good is a rifle gonna to do when you’re in your sleeping bag? You know what I mean?

Margaret 34:58
Yeah, totally.

Carrot 35:29
Like that’s when the bear could come for your blood or whatever. And, we get to camp and we like take these huge pieces of moose and lay them out on the gravel bar just overnight out in the open. And we all have our tent set up. And I was like, “Hey, Birch, do you ever use an Ursack?” And he was like, “What’s an Ursack?” And, our moose hunt was in an area with way more Grizzlies. And there was brush everywhere and we saw like three grizzlies. And it was just so funny, because they weren’t concerned at all. And, I think part of it is that guns give people this like false sense of confidence around bears, even though with bears like things happen really fast and you need something you can grab really fast. If you need to be like a sharpshooter, it’s not very accessible, like you need something that anyone can use and another part of it….Go ahead.

Margaret 38:07
Also, if you shoot a bear–I’m not speaking from experience, I’m speaking from reading about this-there’s been a bunch of studies that shooting bears is not a particularly effective way of stopping bears in the short term and pepper spray or bear spray is very effective. Like, even if a bear is charging and I manage to shoot it that doesn’t mean I’m safe.

Carrot 38:25
Yeah, you have to have a certain gun. I don’t know that much about guns. You have to have a certain gun and you shoot it in a certain place. So, the odds of all that happening like extremely fast…Whereas bear spray, you spray them in there. [makes a shrieking sound like a bear that’s been maced] “It’s burning!” You know, and then they run away.

Margaret 38:41
Have you had to do that? Have you ever sprayed a bear?

Carrot 38:43
No.

Margaret 38:44
Okay.

Carrot 38:45
But, I’ve been around a lot of bears, but I haven’t yet had to spray one.

Margaret 38:49
I’m glad. I’m just curious. Anyway, I interrupted you twice. Please continue.

Carrot 38:55
Yeah. So, his conceptualization of what the danger was…Oh! That’s the other thing. So, I think part of the reason hunters don’t–this is my theory–I think part of the reason hunters don’t think about bears is because the guns give them this false sense of confidence, even though bears do sometimes attack hunters. The other thing is bears have bear culture. Like, in different areas, bears learn different things and pass that knowledge on to their cubs. Like, some places, if you do a bear hang, the bear doesn’t know what it is. And it can’t get it. Other places, bears are really good at getting bear hangs, you know? And, I think that bears know when hunting season is and they know what hunters smell like. That’s my theory.

Margaret 39:40
And they’re like, “I’m staying the fuck away from them. They all have guns.” [inflected as a question]

Carrot 39:43
I don’t know if that’s true, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that was true. And that that’s one reason that hunters don’t have to take the same precautions.

Margaret 39:50
I mean, it’s sort of interesting because guns are notorious for a false sense of security. But, in this case it’s like, even though it’s sort of a false sense of security, it’s not the right way to handle a bear, but maybe that kind of like confidence of walking through the woods with a group of people and doing your thing, maybe that’s a better way to live. Like… [trailing off laughing]

Carrot 40:18
There’s also…so when an animal is a predator, it moves differently walking than when an animal is a prey animal, and hunters move the way predators move, and hikers tend to move, I don’t know, all sorts of ways, but hunters move the way predators move. And so that could be something that communicates to the bear that these are hunters. And to be more scared, I don’t know.

Margaret 40:35
No, that’s so interesting. I’m really fascinated by these different ways of interacting with the forest. Because, it’s like, you know, I live rurally. But, it doesn’t actually…it provides me access to nature in that, I can walk out my door, and there’s a lot more trees than houses. I can see one house, and I can see 10,000 trees, you know? But, there’s also just like private land everywhere. So, I actually can’t go hiking out my door. I’m as far away from hiking here as as if I lived in a–not a big city, but a medium city. You know, when I want a good scenic five mile hike, I drive an hour. It’s not as many miles, because rural roads take you forever to get anywhere. But, it’s just such a different way of interacting with… And then, all like folks around here are a lot more likely to drive down with ATVs, and go like ATVing and shit like that rather than specifically go hiking. But, they are still people who are interacting with the woods constantly. And so, in my mind, I feel like I’m trying to find…I’m on this quest to find out which like culture’s way of interacting with the wild and specifically around gear honestly, is the best for the preparedness person. And this is obviously going to be completely different depending on what your fucking threat model is, where you live, what your goals are. But, I think I’m subconsciously doing it. I’m trying to be like, “Do I want to be like a hunter? Do I want to be like a tactical bro? Do I want to be like an ultralight hiker? Do I want to be like an oogle? Like, you know, which method?

Carrot 42:16
So, I have a lot of thoughts about what you just said. I think this would be my strategy, which may be the path I’m taking.

Margaret 42:22
That is the goal of me asking you things, is to find your strategy.

Carrot 42:25
Yeah. Because I also believe–well I don’t know if this is exactly what you believe–but I think that all supply chains and infrastructure, and grids, and things are going to collapse in the next few decades.

Margaret 42:39
Yeah…[On a] long enough timeline: Yeah.

Carrot 42:42
I think if one learns the strategy of ultralight backpacking, which relies heavily on really high tech gear–that is currently being manufactured using these intensive processes that rely on supply chains and things–if one learns ultralight backpacking and hunting sort of strategy and gear, and like bushcraft, I think between those three skill sets, one would have the best chance of creating this like hybrid model for like, say, if you needed to walk across the country. Like in The Last of Us in their walk across the country–so, their world is like 20 years post collapse of supply chains manufacturing, like all those different things–I don’t think they’re carrying the right gear. So, knowing what they more or less, like guessing what they had access to, some changes I would have made is: They’re wearing like leather boots. I think Ellie’s wearing…What are they called?

Margaret 43:45
Maybe Chucks? But I can’t remember?

Carrot 43:47
Yeah, Chuck Taylors.

Margaret 43:49
I think. I can’t remember. Yeah.

Carrot 43:51
Like, if they have access to shoes, obviously, which maybe is unrealistic, but in the show, they have access to shoes. I would get some running shoes, or trail runners. And then, their backpacks are made of looks like heavy canvas. And, I would get a backpack made of a lighter weight material. And then I would line it with something like a trash bag to make it waterproof. Because, that’s what I do now. I just carry a trash bag folded up, and I use that. And then, they weren’t filtering their water. And also, all of their layers seemed to be cotton, which eventually, you know, in the future, we’ll get to a point where we’ll just have like natural materials again. But, if you still have access to a cotton like denim jacket, you can probably still find synthetic layers which are much smarter when it’s cold and wet. So, I would have them wearing synthetic layers if they could.

Margaret 44:46
That makes a lot of sense to me. Okay, but I’ve read–again, I expect I’m wrong and I’m running things past you for this reason–I’ve read that one of the reasons that people wear trail runners, but they sort of expect them to not last, necessarily even a full thru-hike, as compared to like hiking boots, which are expected to last like multiple thru-hikes. Am I wrong about a durability difference between these types of shoes?

Carrot 45:15
You’re right. So, the trade off is with hiking boots, they last a long time, but they turn your feet to hamburger if you’re walking very far day after day. So, in The Last of Us they were walking. I mean, just like guessing by like how far they walk, they were walking all day, every day, day after day. So, in that circumstance, the hiking boots would last, but they would destroy your feet and maybe keep you from being able to continue on your journey. So, I guess the question would be…Like, the way I long distance hike right now, I change my trail runners every 400 miles because that’s when the cushion gets more compact. And so, they don’t provide as much cushion. So, I’ll get more foot pain. But, if I was in a situation where I didn’t have access to a lot of trail runners, I would just wear them for longer. And then,…I guess it would be a question of, can you eventually get to a point where your feet have adjusted to leather boots so that you can do that many miles day after day? Because, in traditional backpacking, people just didn’t do as many miles day after day. Or, there’s also you know, there’s a lot of different…

Margaret 46:26
Maybe they’re only going eight miles a day?

Carrot 46:29
But they went really far. I don’t remember, but…

Margaret 46:32
I think that’s movie magic.

Carrot 46:34
But, they went from the East Coast to Wyoming so…

Margaret 46:37
I think they break down and they get most of the way out in car and then they break down. Anyway. Sorry. Please continue.

Carrot 46:43
Yeah, maybe they were taking lots of breaks. Okay, so there is an alternative, I think, in this scenario. So, in Mexico, there are people, indigenous people, who are long distance runners and long distance walkers. I don’t know if it’s more than one tribe, or…I don’t know. But, that book Born to Run talks about these people a lot.

Margaret 47:04
The barefoot…

Carrot 47:04
But yeah. So, they make sandals out of old tires. And, that’s what they wear. Because sandals…So, the thing about hiking 20 miles a day, day after day, is it’s less like backpacking, more like running a marathon. So, you want to think “Would I run a marathon in this?” because whatever you’re wearing will rub you to death. So, boots will rub you to death. So, say trail runners aren’t accessible, if you made sandals out of old tires, those are so minimalist that they might not rub you to death the way boots would, but you would be able to make new pairs and they would last a long time. So, actually, people in Mexico have maybe figured it out. Like, that might be the answer is sandals made out of tires.

Margaret 47:47
I consciously believe you. But, I’ve been wearing boots my entire life. And in my mind, they’re like…I mean, in my head, the compromises that I used to wear lace up steel toed boots and now I wear like tactical boots with a zipper down the side that are like, mostly mesh, and stuff. And in my mind, I’m like, these are clearly the perfect boots. These are clearly the best boots for every situation, how could they possibly be bad? But, I accept that you have the experience and you’re probably right. My brain won’t accept it.

Carrot
Would you want to a run a marathon in them?

Margaret 48:26
I don’t have the lung capacity to run. I have never been able to. So, I can’t. That is a meaningless thing for me, right? Because, I’ve never been able to run. I mean, I can run, right? But, I like I lose….I can’t imagine. But, I don’t know. I mean, I used to just…whatever, I used to just be an idiot and kind of an asshole. And so I would just be like, “Oh, whatever. Like why are people complaining? Just toughen up. Just wear steel toed shoes all the time.” Whatever. Bullshit. And, I’m no longer on that page. But, in my mind, I’m like… [makes grumpy noises and trails off]

Carrot 49:01
Yeah, so I have two more thoughts about footwear. One is..so the reason backpackers used to always wear boots is because their gear was so heavy. So, when I go hunting–I actually had to buy my first pair of hiking boots, because if I’m carrying a 60 pound pack–you know how we occasionally roll our ankles when we walk and it’s not a big deal? It doesn’t really sprain your ankle really. But, if you’re carrying a 60 pound pack, it’s like much more likely to sprain your ankle. So, that’s the point of boots. So, when I’m hunting, I only walk eight miles a day and it still hurts my feet, because the boots really hurt my feet. But, it keeps me from worrying about spraining my ankle if I roll it. Whereas, with the backpacking gear that exists now, it’s not as heavy, so you can roll your ankle without spraining it, so you can wear trail runners. So, in this scenario, if your pack was really heavy, you probably would want to wear boots and then you would just compromise on how many miles per day you could walk, and your feet would be in pain.

Margaret 49:56
That makes sense.

Carrot 49:57
And then my other thought…but, hopefully in this scenario, you would be able to create this sort of hybrid kit with all your knowledge of like hunting, bushcrafting, and ultralight backpacking and the materials, we still have access to that your pack, maybe your pack wouldn’t be crazy heavy. And, then my other thought is: So, in Mexico, there are people who run long distances who create these sandals out of old tires, which is a resource that will be around for a bit. And then in North America, or like further north North America where it’s colder, traditionally, people had footwear that they made that they could walk long distances in that also was warmer, like things like moccasins and different…more like, flexible comfy footwear that also wasn’t a boot. So, I think even if you didn’t have access to trail runners, I don’t think the only option would be boots for their durability. I think you could make like some sort of show. Yeah, that’s my theory.

Margaret 50:54
No, no, no, this is really interesting. Because, I’m like, imagining like the ultimate setup, in my mind, would be like, nonshiny materials, because in my head, I’ve heard it referred to as like, outdoors gear being either like tactical or technical, and sort of an aesthetic difference in a lot of ways. Like, everyone’s wearing fleece, but some people are wearing camo fleece, and some people are wearing, you know, bright colored fleece or whatever, right? Except for me. I’m walking around in a fucking hoodie. And, this is…I’m slightly smarter than that. That’s not true, the last time we went hiking, I was just in my Carhart coat over a hoodie. But, it also wasn’t long distance. So, it doesn’t really matter.

Carrot 51:39
I mean, if you know there’s not going to be cold rain, you probably won’t get hypothermia.

Margaret 51:45
Yeah. Yeah. So ,if you, I guess you’re already north. If you had to leave on foot, you would be going for sort of a hybrid setup? I guess if it depends on the situation. Now, I’m already answering for you in my head. Never mind.

Carrot 51:45
Yeah, let’s say I had to walk into Canada, for example, which it would be really easy to sneak…I’m not allowed in Canada. But, it would be really easy to sneak…Because, there’s one protest in particular on my record that they don’t like from 2003. And then, there’s all the like misdemeanor train stuff for my 20s. But, that’s old enough that they don’t they don’t care about it. But, they really don’t like this protest thing So, they just don’t let me in. But, it would be really easy to sneak into Canada at the Alaska-Canada-border. So, let’s say that’s what I wanted to do. Well, the thing about Alaska is, there are a lot of really big rivers to cross. So, you would have to consider that like, would you either carry a pack raft, which would add weight, like between the pack raft, and the paddle, and like a PFD, you know, that would add like 10-15 pounds.

Margaret 52:16
What’s that? What’s a PFD? A personal flotation device?

Carrot 52:54
Yeah, just like a life jacket. Yeah. Or, would you, you know, just build a raft every time you got to a massive river and just case by case basis troubleshoot trying to cross these rivers. So, and then another consideration would be, so wherever you are, if you decide to go on a long journey, like where you are, for example, you’d want to know how the plant communities change at different elevations. That would help you plan your route. Like, if you were like, “At this one elevation, there’s this really thorny brush that’s impossible to get through and really terrible.” And so, as you were passing through that elevation, you want to find like a road, or a trail, or something that goes through it as you’re making your route. And then, if you were like, “Well, at this elevation, it’s like this open forest, it’s really nice.” So then, you would plan your route as much as you could through the landscape that was easier walking. Or, you would be like, “There’s these old roads.” Like, Alaska doesn’t have many roads, but like other places have a lot of old logging roads and mining roads. So, like finding those, you know, and then planning your route. And then, for me, it’s pretty rainy in the summer, so, I guess I’d want to have a rain jacket, and rain pants, and trash bags to keep all my stuff dry, and good synthetic layers that were warm, even when they were wet. If I have a down sleeping bag, I’d want to make sure to have like really good trash bag waterproofing system for my sleeping bag in my backpack so it would stay dry. And then, as far as like, fuel goes, I guess it depends on what’s available, maybe backbreaking fuel isn’t available. Maybe I’m just making fires. And, the challenge would just be drying out if it happens to just rain for two months straight, like figuring out when I can dry out, which maybe it would be a matter of like making fires if the rain never stops. So, staying dry to prevent hypothermia would probably be like the biggest challenge, and then getting over these big rivers. And then for food, if backpacking food wasn’t available, I have no idea how i would survive. I think, Okay, this is what I would do. I would have…Let’s say that things have collapsed to the point where no one is regulating hunting. So, for example, like, as an Alaskan resident, even though I’m an Alaskan resident, like, I can’t hunt seal. The only people who can hunt seal and whale are like, people in native communities in really specific areas. And so, I can’t hunt seal, but realistically, if one is to live off the land in Alaska, you’re gonna get most of your calories from fat from sea mammals. So, I would need to have figured that out in advance. Like, I would need like seal oil, and berries and dried salmon and dried meat, but I would need a lot of fat to get most of my calories from because there aren’t any carbs up here that you can eat. Yeah. I think that would be my strategy.

Margaret 55:58
Okay. Okay. That all make sense to me. Yeah, in my mind, because where I live is like, if I had to walk to Canada, I would be skirting back and forth across roads. On the other hand, maybe all the bridges across all the rivers is exactly where they would like, you know, the militias would be laying ambushes or whatever, you know. So actually, maybe all that stuff, but it never even occurred to me that there’s something called a packraft until today. It’s a neat concept.

Carrot 56:27
You could bring a pool floatie.

Margaret 56:29
Yeah, yeah, totally.

Carrot 56:30
Just raid a CVS or a Walgreens.

Margaret 56:35
I’m planning…I’m saving up to buy a freeze dryer. This is my like wingnut prepper thing that I really want. They’re like, they started about $2,500 for home ones. And then, I can just give everyone backpacking food forever.

Carrot 56:54
Cool.

Margaret 56:55
But, it would work better if I was combining with, you know, honestly, if you’re in a city and around people who dumpster dive, that’s where a freeze dryer shines. Take your free food and preserve it forever. Or, if you garden a lot, or grow a lot of food. Okay, well. There’s so much I want to talk to you about, but I think we’re kind of running down on time.

Carrot 57:18
We’ve almost figured it out.

Margaret 57:19
I know. It’s a combo of all of the…You have to multiclass between ultralight and hunter and then you’re pretty much good. And with a little bit of bushcrafter, which I feel like the hunter is a little bit close to. Go ahead.

Carrot 57:34
There’s definitely a lot of skills I don’t have that would be useful in this scenario. Like, I can’t snare a rabbit. That would be really useful. I guess I would want to be hunting, but like, I don’t know if I would have enough bullets or like, what kind of gun or like…Would I have like a bow and arrow? I don’t know enough about hunting to know what kind of hunting I would be doing, or if I would just be carrying enough seal oil and dried moose meat to make the whole journey. So, I don’t know. I don’t know about that bit.

Margaret 58:06
Yeah, no, I basically have already decided that my veganism lasts until it’s like me or the animal. You know? And I actually believe very strongly in that…Like, I actually don’t think there’s anything ethically wrong with hunting at all. I just have no personal interest in an eating it. But…For anyone who’s listening is wondering why vegan says that, in this case, I believe that you’re not raising the animal in captivity, it lives free, whatever, people eat things, that’s fine. This is the thing we get the most angry people writing about is whenever we talk about either veganism or nonveganism, people get really upset about, and vegans always hate me because I’m like a self hating vegan or whatever, because I’m like, I don’t think there’s anything ethically wrong with eating meat. Anyway, I just avoid thinking about all that stuff, which doesn’t work because then I can’t just be like, magically after the apocalypse, I like…I’m a decent shot. So at least I have that. Right? But, I don’t know, fucking how to stalk, or dress, or cook. You know? But I’ll just magically learn it in a survival situation. That’s always the best time to learn. [Said very sarcastically]

Carrot 59:19
Yeah, they say that people learn fastest when you’re like a little bit stressed out. So also, you live in an area where you can grow a lot of foods. So, like you wouldn’t be as reliant. In Alaska, you can’t grow grains. You can’t grow beans, like you can’t. Traditionally, people lived off animal fat for most of their calories.

Margaret 59:41
Totally.

Carrot 59:43
I think it would sort of like quickly revert to that like, “Okay, we have a lot of fish.” But, where you are, it would make sense to like grow a lot of like grain and stuff and that would be really good food to have.

Margaret 59:56
Yeah, yeah, I’m gonna have so many freeze dried potatoes. A fucking entire basement full of freeze dried potatoes. What could go wrong? Well, is there anything? Last last thoughts? Or you know, do you want to talk about, you want to advertise your books again? Or, talk about the stuff that you run or where people can find you?

Carrot 1:00:16
Sure. I’ll I’ll talk about this. Can I talk about this book, this novel I’ve been working on?

Margaret 1:00:21
Yeah.

Carrot 1:00:23
So I think…

Margaret 1:00:25
But don’t spoil it.

Carrot 1:00:25
Okay, well, no spoilers. It’s been really fun to think about, like everything we’ve been talking about, like if someone is on this long journey, like what would they have access to? What would still be around? How would they survive? So, that’s kind of what I try to do. And, I kind of skip over the dark collapsing bits to get to the long journey part, because I think that’s what’s like fun and interesting. And, I think it gives me a sense of hope to try to be like, okay, what, what will things actually look like? This is one reason I love The Last of Us so much, too, is because you got to see how they like imagine like, oh, what would be left in a mall? Like a shut down mall. What stores would have been raided? What would still be left? Like, what materials would people have access to? And so, I think that’s really fun. And, she does have a little dog. She has a chihuahua, that rides in her bike pannier, and nothing bad ever happens to the Chihuahua.

Margaret 1:00:39
That’s good.

Carrot 1:00:49
Nothing bad ever happens to the dog. So, that’s great. [The transcriber does not know if Carrot is being earnest or not and has not seen The Last of Us to discern whether this is a sarcastic statement or not] And, I think some people I think, maybe think thinking about this stuff is kind of dark, but I find it really comforting.

Margaret 1:01:32
I agree. It’s, yeah. Yeah, there’s so many reasons.

Carrot 1:01:39
I also, you know, I’ve read too, that in a survival situation, at the end of the day, it doesn’t really matter what skills we have. What matters is like our ability to organize with other people, because, that’s obviously how we’ve survived to this point is, you know, we’re not rugged individualists, we’re really highly social animals. And so, no matter what your skills are, no matter where you live, no matter what you have access to where you live right now, like, I think what humans are really good at is sharing their skills in moments of crisis and organizing together. And, you know, so if you…Like, you’re gonna have a bunch of freeze dried potatoes, and then maybe your friend will know how to, like, deal with puncture wounds. Or maybe you all also know that, you know what I mean? But like, together, and then maybe you have another friend who’s really good at like, hunting or whatever. And so, when people come together, I think that’s a really magical thing, too. You know, like, I don’t know anything about herbs, but that’s going to be really useful someday. And, hopefully, I’m know somebody who does.

Margaret 1:02:43
I agree. And that is essentially one of the mottos of this show, is how, you know…Even the like, the prepper thing about, like, ‘I’m gonna have all of this stuff.’ Like, the most useful thing I could have in any different disaster scenario is someone else. Like, even if that other person has like, no skills, if we can talk, like, that will help my mental health, you know. And I’m saying that as like someone who’s like, kind of low key a hermit, I’m not very low key about it. Yeah. So yeah. Okay, well, what are the names of your books again?

Carrot 1:03:21
The first one is Thru-Hiking Will Break Your Heart. And that’s about the Pacific Crest Trail. And then, The Sunset Route is about the years in which I first met you. Yeah. So, my years riding freight trains, and about my childhood in Alaska. And then, this one I’ve been working on doesn’t have a title yet. But hopefully, maybe it’ll be out at the end of the year. I don’t even know. So

Margaret 1:03:43
I hope so. I want to read it.

Carrot 1:03:45
Thanks.

Margaret 1:03:47
All right. Thank you.

Carrot 1:03:48
Yeah. Thanks for having me on. This was really fun.

Margaret 1:03:51
Yeah. Thank you so much for listening. If you enjoyed this podcast, you should tell people about it in person, or on the Internet, or in graffiti format. If you do the latter, you shouldn’t, you shouldn’t tell us, but not blame us if you get caught. Only graffiti property you own? Does that still count as graffiti? I’m not sure. You can also support this podcast by supporting us on Patreon, we’re at patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness which is the name of the publisher that puts this out, as well as several other podcasts including the Anarcho Geek Power Hour, a podcast called Strangers in Tangled Wilderness, which has a new episode every month with different pieces of fiction and memoir and stuff. And, some other ones that are coming up soon. You can hear about soon. And if you support us there, there’s all kinds of cool stuff that you get. And one of those things is we say thank you on the podcast to some of the backers. And in particular I would like to thank Jans, and Hoss the dog, and Michaiah, and Chris, and Sam, Kirk, Eleanor, Jenipher, Staro, Cat J, Chelsea, Dana, David, Nicole, Mikki, Paige, SJ, Shawn, Hunter, Theo, Boise Mutual Aid, Milica, Paparouna, Aly, and Paige. You all make this happen and you pay for the person who produces it, and you pay for the person who transcribes it, and the person who does the audio editing, because people deserve to get paid for their labor, and you let that happen. And that’s cool. And I will talk to you all soon. Bye

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S1E64 – This Month in the Apocalypse: March 2023

Episode Summary

Brooke and Margaret talk about every thing that went wrong this last month, and some good things. Sort of. They talk about more chemical spills, storing water and water filtration, tornadoes, more news on anti trans bills, inflation, super fun fungi, not fun at all guy Trump and his indictment, and how a drone (or satellite phone) could save your life and also make you a vampire.

Host Info

Margaret can be found on twitter @magpiekilljoy or instagram at @margaretkilljoy. Brooke can be found on Twitter or Mastodon @ogemakweBrooke.

Publisher Info

This show is published by Strangers in A Tangled Wilderness. We can be found at www.tangledwilderness.org, or on Twitter @TangledWild and Instagram @Tangled_Wilderness. You can support the show on Patreon at www.patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness.

Transcript

This Month in the Apocalypse: March, 2023

Brooke 00:16
Hello and welcome to Live Like the World is Dying ,your podcast for it feels like the end times. This is the March]April installment of our segment This Month in the Apocalypse. I’m Brooke Jackson and with me today is the infamous Margaret Killjoy.

Margaret 00:30
I’m infamous now, what did I do?

Brooke 00:33
Well known for being famous? Oh wait, that’s not what that word means.

Margaret 00:37
No. It means famous for bad.

Brooke 00:41
Well, bad means good. [Laughing]

Brooke 00:46
You’re bad. This podcast is a proud member of the Channel Zero network of anarchist podcasts. Before we dive into today’s episode, we’d like to share a little jingle from another pod on our network.

Brooke 01:08
And we’re back. Margaret. How are you feeling today?

Margaret 01:11
I have a toothache and I’m grouchy. How are you?

Brooke 01:15
I’m doing okay. I have intermittent sunshine.

Margaret 01:19
Oh, does that mean it’s almost not Pacific Northwest winter?

Brooke 01:25
Well, it’s intermittent with like super heavy rains and or hail.

Margaret 01:29
Oh. The weather is much nicer where I’m at.

Brooke 01:32
Yeah, it’s Oregon doing its ‘hold my beer’ weather.

Margaret 01:37
Well, do you wanna hear about some shit that happened this this month?

Brooke 01:43
I definitely do.

Margaret 01:44
A ton of shit happened this month. It’s always funny to do these, because there’s like all of these huge events. There’s like one huge event a week and then it’s like they’re already out of our collective attention spans. So, on March, 26th, a pipe broke at the Trensio PLC chemical plant near the Delaware River. This is the the Philadelphia spill, right? It spilled ethyl acrylate, methyl methacrylate, and butyl acrylate into a creek called Otter Creek. Between eight and twelve thousand gallons of this stuff that is used…It’s basically synthetic latex or it’s like the precursors, I believe, to synthetic latex.

Brooke 02:21
That’s a lot of ‘lates’ spilled.

Margaret 02:24
Yeah. And one of them is double meth. But, it actually has nothing to do with meth. I’m sorry. So, it ended up not being….well, it was a big deal. But, it was almost a big deal as in like the entire city of Philadelphia or rather the eastern half of Philadelphia and like millions of people were going to be like completely fucked and out of drinking water. And so we had this fun scare. Not me. I’m not in Philadelphia. People had this fun scare where the city of Philadelphia sent out like, “Oh shit, don’t drink the water alert.” And then later, they sent out a, “Wait, it’s okay to drink it until midnight on Monday. You better fill up some jugs.” And it was just like…but during the OH SHIT scare, right? Like there was just like, no fucking bottled water on any shelves immediately. Right? And in the end, the city’s water was not impacted. And this isn’t like a coincidence. It wasn’t like, “Oh, oops, our bad, nothing was actually wrong.” It was actually like credit where it’s due, it was the coordination of the Department of Public Works and some other folks. And they like got their shit together. And they closed off the water treatment plant that was bringing in water from the river and all that shit. And do you want to know how to get butyl acrylate out of your water in case you have to?

Brooke 02:38
Do I want to know?

Margaret 03:44
You can’t.

Brooke 03:48
Okay, so I already know how.

Margaret 03:49
I mean….Okay, I’m gonna say you can’t and then I’m gonna go into more detail. Because water filtration is something I did a bunch of research about this week. And it’s something that’s like always been sort of on my radar as a weird prepper. Chemical contamination in water is one of the hardest things to filter out. The way it’s handled on an industrial level, is some shit with some fucking little tiny goober plants that eat the chemicals or whatever. I don’t have the name of it in front of me because I’m not good at my job. And it’s not something that people are doing on a home scale. There are other ways that people can minimize the chemicals in their water. Overall, when you’re trying to filter water, chemical contamination is the hardest thing to get rid of. It is much easier to get rid of heavy metals. It is much, much easier to get rid of protozoa, bacteria, viruses, all kinds of things, right? You’re not boiling away your butyl acylate. And, you’re not filtering it out directly. However, through the process of adsorption, which is absorption but backwards. ‘Ad’ instead of ‘Ab.’ Basically, the charcoal filter that are like in your like fucking Brita water filters and stuff like that, that is closest to the DIY version. They are not rated to do this. Do not drink this shit thinking it’s safe because some girl on the internet said….Well actually I said it’s not safe. But overall, removing chemicals from water of the various DIY filtration methods, passing things through an activated carbon filter is more effective, because more of the various particles stick to that than like most of the…it’s kind of funny, because overall, like the kinds of filters that you usually want for like hardcore stuff are not home filters, they’re like, like camping filters and stuff, but it’s just like not actually the case with chemical stuff. But overall…

Brooke 05:46
Okay, but what if I doubled Brita it? If I just if I just pour through the Brita filter twice? Is that? Is that enough?

Margaret 05:52
Like, if I was going to die of thirst, and I had some water from the Delaware River, what I would do is I would filter it over and over again, maybe through different charcoal filters. And then I would hope that…and I would only do this because dying of thirst is more immediate of a problem than dying of like whatever poison that you’re getting through this shit. But, there is like some advice that I want to throw out there about how to prepare for this kind of disaster. This is obviously not the first time some of these similar acylates. I can’t remember which of these ones. I can’t remember if it was butyl acrylate or ethyl acylate was one of the main things that spilled in Ohio. So, it’s something that is like increasingly on people’s threat analysis, right? The main way is to have water stored ahead of time. The main ways to find different sources of water. And so, one thing that’s like worth knowing is that water does not really in and of itself go bad. Water, like, has stuff in it, that goes bad, right? But if water is like, correctly treated and sealed properly, it does not itself go bad. What I would recommend to people is if you’re lazy and easy go get several gallons of bottled water and just keep it around. So, like worst case scenario of some drinking water during time of crisis. Because you can’t boil advisory this shit, right? And then the other thing is, if you want to store your own water….oh, and then that water you get, you should replace every two years or so. Just because even though it doesn’t go bad, the plastic that it’s in tends to degrade. They tend to be clear bottles, and you keep it out of heat and sun and it’ll last longer. Go ahead…

Brooke 07:31
Is it not just refilling the containers? Because I have like a bunch of one gallon water jugs that I’ll you know, put on the garden and then refill. But should I replace the jug itself too in those cases? It’s not a long term jug. It’s like the whatever store brand in a gallon jug.

Margaret 07:52
Well, so it’s funny, because a store brand gallon if you never open it and don’t fill it yourself and it’s sealed, is a reasonable thing to store for several years. Especially if you keep it out of the sun, and you keep it in a cool place, because then the plastic degrades less into the water. But if you’re filling up your own jugs, especially if they’re clear jugs, and especially if you’ve ever drank out of them, like directly, you just replace the water fairly often. And you like look for smells and growth and all that shit and keep it in a cool dark place. I don’t keep store bought water, I keep five gallon jerry cans, and then I refill them. People say to do it every six months or a year. I do it closer to every year. But just having enough to have like emergency drinking water on hand during the time of a crisis where it takes time for water to come back online, or for you to set up a way to get it from elsewhere is something I recommend to people. That’s what I got about the Philly spill. Unless you have other questions about water storage?

Brooke 08:54
I feel like we could do a whole thing on water right now, but I’m not going to dump into it. I do have several kinds of different water storage. I have some of the little one gallons from the store and I have some, you know, five gallon heavy duties. And I have some big barrels of water and a whole set up. But, I’m curious if….You mentioned something at the very beginning about a like boil water advisory or something like that. And is that a common thing for other people? Because I feel like that’s a common thing for me where I live, that we have those often enough that I’ve had to deal with it and learn how to do that on a regular basis. But, in other places, is that normal? I guess probably not.

Margaret 09:32
No, it happens a lot in the US now. It either didn’t used to, or it used to be more insulated from it. But, I’ve been in a bunch of different cities where they’ve had boil advisories for various lengths of times. If the boil advisories around like bacterial stuff, which I think is what most of them are, I am now speaking off the cuff. You can also filter it, but not with your Brita. You can filter it with a camping style filter if it’s a protozoa are bacterial worry, as long as the micron size is like .2 or so, you’re fine. If it’s a viral worry, which is almost never the case in the continental United States, your micron size needs to be .02. Instead of .2. Maybe it’s .01. It needs to be rated for viruses, which is rarer, and mostly camping filters don’t do that.

Brooke 10:25
Yeah, okay. That makes sense. Well, speaking of water stuff: air.

Margaret 10:35
We need that.

Brooke 10:36
Yeah, we do. Just all the elements. Weird weather. Have you heard about the tornadoes that that were happening over this last weekend?

Margaret 10:45
Yeah, there’s too many of them.

Brooke 10:47
Yeah, It’s kind of wild. So, as we’re recording this, it’s early April. We just got through the first weekend of April and there were at least 50 separate tornadoes that hit the American Midwest, South, and parts of the East Coast. They hit like a bunch of states, Arkansas, Missouri, Tennessee, Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey. There were four separate tornadoes in New Jersey alone, which I don’t think of New Jersey as being a tornado prone state. But, maybe that’s just me not knowing things. But, they’re also expected to have more tornadoes coming up by the time you hear this they hopefully have come and gone. But, they’re supposed to affect as many as 16 states and all in the next couple of days. With the most serious risks two parts of Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa and Northwest Illinois. [Said like “Ili-noise”] I watched a video….

Margaret 11:42
What was the last state?

Brooke 11:44
Illi-noise.

Margaret 11:47
Never heard of that state.

Brooke 11:48
Ilii-noooise. I refuse. Also, I’m sorry, I said Arkansas wrong. It’s Ar-Kansas, Ar-Kansas. Tornadoes. So sorry for my mispronunciations there. [Laughing].

Margaret 12:05
Our-Kansas as compared to the Their-Kansas.

Brooke 12:10
Yeah, I watched a fun video of there’s someone who was trying to film a tornado with her phone. And the tornado came up and slammed into the building that she was in. And the phone kept filming, but it was just like, debris and shit flying around and just total chaos.

Margaret 12:29
We might have different definitions of the word fun. Did she survive?

Brooke 12:33
Yeah, she did.

Margaret 12:34
Okay.

Brooke 12:35
Okay, I think she got pretty well banged up and bloodied and stuff, broken glass and all that. And she posted to whatever social media, the video, and the comment of “If there’s a tornado coming, don’t try and film it. Get cover. I had to learn it the hard way.”

Margaret 12:53
Yeah.

Brooke 12:53
Which makes you feel like it’s not someone who’s maybe in a tornado prone area, because I get the instinct like, “Oh, I’m gonna film that tornado.” But not a great idea.

Margaret 13:01
I mean, it’s funny because like, after selfies became such a thing, like more national parks, we’re seeing more…or like more hiking places were seeing more falling deaths as people climbed to try and get selfies on precarious rocks and all that stuff. And I’m not above all of that. Like, I can’t tell you that I wouldn’t try and film a tornado. I don’t know. I can tell you it’s not a good idea. But, that doesn’t relate one-to-one to what I would do.

Brooke 13:25
There was documentary that came out in like the 90s. And there was some really famous people who did it. It was all about tornadoes, and they chased them around and we’re trying to catch data or something like that.

Margaret 13:35
Twister?

Brooke 13:36
Oh, yeah, that one. That one. It’s a documentary, right?

Margaret 13:39
Yeah, sure. Tornadoes aren’t real. It’s funny that people keep spreading this theory of tornadoes, but I’ve never seen a tornado. Have you seen a tornado.

Brooke 13:52
I’ve seen some little dust spinneys.

Margaret 13:55
Yeah, no. Tornadoes are fake. You heard it here first.

Brooke 14:00
But wait, then Margaret. How did all the houses get destroyed and all of the things that are left in the wake of so called tornadoes? What did it.

Margaret 14:09
Did your parents not raise you right? Like, do you not know what the Big Bad Wolf is?

Brooke 14:14
So, all the damage is fake too?

Margaret 14:15
No, it was done by the Big Bad Wolf.

Brooke 14:19
Oh!

Margaret 14:20
Who huffed and puffed and blew all the houses. Yeah, this is….

Brooke 14:24
I didn’t think he was that big. I didn’t think he was big enough to blow over apartment buildings and stuff.

Margaret 14:29
Yeah, I mean there’s no reason why her couldn’t. There’s like a bunch of them. They stand on each others’ backs.

Brooke 14:34
But, he couldn’t blow down the brick house that the smart pig built so….

Margaret 14:38
No, correct.

Brooke 14:39
So, I feel like he shouldn’t be able to knock down all the concrete buildings and stuff that we see.

Margaret 14:45
Well, actually okay like, to go back to actually believing in tornadoes, brick houses and concrete houses are like remarkably more resilient against….

Brooke 14:54
Did you just waffle on tornadoes? Was that just a giant tornado waffle?

Margaret 14:58
Yeah. I did. I couldn’t keep the bit up, because I got really excited about the fact that brick houses and concrete houses are remarkably more weatherproof than other houses, which it’s one of the things that matters about understanding tornadoes, right, is that, like a lot of things, they impact poor people substantially more and most of the…it takes a much more powerful tornado. I’ve spent a while this week reading about tornado classifications. It takes a much more powerful tornado to tear down stick built house…What’s the word I’m looking here for? Drywall, and two by fours and shit, then taking down like a trailer, right, that a lot of people don’t have as much money live in. Those are easily destroyed by tornadoes. Drywall and studs, are a little bit harder. And then when you get into like brick houses and shit, you start getting houses that are like substantially more weather resistant. And, there’s going to be remarkable class things about that. And like the most damage you hear, and the most deaths you hear about during tornadoes tend to be like trailer parks and shit. And it fucking sucks. It sucks that it impacts poor people more.

Brooke 16:02
Yeah, for sure. One small happy story that came out of the tornadoes from last weekend anyway, is that there’s more than half a dozen Ukrainian refugees who were living in Minneapolis, who when they heard about the tornado damage, volunteered to drive down to Mississippi and help out with the tornado relief efforts.

Margaret 16:22
That’s nice. That’s better than… at the start of the story I was expecting it to be like, they left the war zone and then died in America from climate change weather.

Brooke 16:35
Nope, they’re here and they’re refugees of the war, and they’re going to help Americans. So that’s pretty dope of them.

Margaret 16:43
Well, speaking of good things…nope. I was just gonna talk about trans bills. There’s really nothing good here.

Brooke 16:50
Trans people. Trans people good.

Margaret 16:52
Yeah, I can give you the trans report. I’m still here, still gay. The war on trans people continues. It will probably be about as successful as the war on drugs in that we had a war on drugs and now you can’t buy drugs anymore. Or, it’ll be like successful war on drugs and lots and lots of people have their lives ruined by it and nothing will be impacted. Well, in this case, to me, there’s like literally nothing wrong, like trans people aren’t doing anything wrong. Obviously, individual trans people are doing things wrong in the same way that individual everyone is doing something wrong. As of…this is a couple days old. So, already people are going to be like, like I wrote this two days ago and now by the time y’all hear it, who fucking knows. Kentucky’s Congress just overrode their governor’s veto of one of the worst anti trans bills in the country. Trans kids can’t use the right bathrooms in school. Trans kids are forcibly detransitioned. Shit like that. North Dakota’s governor…this is actually really interesting to me, these governor people vetoing things are interesting because they are across party lines. Off the top of my head, and again, I wrote this a couple days ago, I think Kentucky’s governor’s a Democrat and North Dakota is a Republican. And North Dakota’s Republican, again, could be a different state, i could be messing all this up, just like knows trans people. So, he was just like, “I can’t…What? I can’t in good conscience sign this bill that like fucks over my friend.” or whatever, you know. So, North Dakota governor vetoed a similar bill and as of…and it’s gonna be overridden. And, in North Dakota, teachers can’t use the kids correct pronouns unless the kid has a note from their parents that is cosigned by an administrator of the school. And government agencies can’t require people, like who work for them, to correctly pronoun their co workers. And so it’s just this like government oversight of everything bill that’s just like “No, no one’s allowed to be like.” Like no workplace is able to be like “We’re a trans accepting workplace,” you know. And then, West Virginia passed a law prohibiting gender affirming care for trans youth. It does have more work arounds than many similar bills. Two doctors and parents all have to sign off before puberty blockers and all those things can be prescribed. So, it’s less of a ban and more of like, lots of roadblocks. And it’s interesting to me, because in many ways, this is like way better than an outright ban. However, it will be harder to…if we get this like wave of people defeating these trans bills, these ones are going to stick around longer. These ones that are not outright bans. They’re much harder to challenge in court, is the theory that I learned from asking someone about it.

Brooke 19:43
Yeah, so they put up roadblocks or speed bumps more than roadblocks.

Margaret 19:48
Yeah. And a 2017 study says that West Virginia has the highest per capita rate of trans youth in the country. And another study says–and this is the dark thing behind all of this about like denying health care to children—another study says that West Virginia trans youth are three times more likely to attempt to kill themselves than their cisgender peers. So, God forbid we do the thing that all the Medical Association’s agree ends that risk. Stopped Clock, the Libertarian Party, is standing up for trans people in some situations. Like some of the state libertarian parties, which tracks, but then again, you also see individual libertarians going on about like, “Well, I’m not paying with my taxpayer money for this degeneracy.” And I’m like, “You’re not a libertarian. Fuck you.” And I’m like, I’m not even…like, whatever. It’s just fucking conservatives calling themselves that.

Brooke 20:41
I mean, I get why libertarians would come out against all the trans bills because small government.

Margaret 20:48
Yeah, yeah, totally.

Brooke 20:50
It’s consistent with what they believe. But, allegedly, Republicans also believe in small government, but that never pans out that way.

Margaret 21:00
That’s the state of trans bills. It’s bad. That’s the state of it. And it’s gonna get worse.

Brooke 21:04
How much effort and money is being wasted into worrying about trans youth and trying to block that as opposed to real issues that we have going on?

Margaret 21:05
I mean, okay, so like, from my point of view, and I think it’s a wedge issue. It is specifically designed to…like, the sports thing is designed…it’s not because people care about that teenage cis girls get to compete with only teenage cis girls. It is designed to make people angry at trans people. And then that is used as a wedge to then have trans people themselves be the wedge to pull off from LGBTQ, right, and get left with LGB. And you can already see that they like want…in the same way that like Roe v Wade. It’s like they’re going to come for…and they are already trying to come for birth control and all kinds of other shit too. You know? And they want…probably eventually, they’ll get the sodomy laws back and premarital sex and whatever. You know? Handmaid’s Tale shit.

Brooke 22:08
Let’s hope not.

Margaret 22:09
And so, but there is this theory that they’re gonna die on this hill, because the trans thing doesn’t really win elections, because like, most people kind of don’t give a shit what other people do with themselves. Like a lot of people give a shit, right, enough that there’s all these bills being passed. But like, there’s still a majority of United States-ian’s who support access to trans health care, including for teenagers. And I won’t say across party lines, because the majority of Republicans are opposed to it. But like, overall, you still have this, like people are kind of like “What the fuck is going on? Like this makes no sense?” Like, even the like it kind of icky people. So yeah, that’s trans bills. Hooray.

Brooke 23:03
Yeah. I just like, I don’t want to jump off that topic, because it’s so important and affecting so many people that I love, and, you know. This queer person, that is some of the other letters in that acronym is not gonna let go with a T. Trans people are staying here in this alliance.

Margaret 23:24
And like, and I think it is worth understanding that like, it is already directly affecting large numbers of people. Entire families are leaving states with anti trans laws that are forcing the detransition of youth, and have to move to other states in order to access health care that keeps their kids alive. And so we’re going to see an increasing amount of that. Whereas I would guess, a slightly higher percentage of adults, one aren’t as…Trans adults aren’t as directly affected yet. And also they might have more agency about staying and fighting. And I want to like just continue to say that I think it is absolutely worth offering full support to both people who choose to stay in dangerous situations to fight and people who choose to leave those situations, and full support to all people who are making either these decisions

Brooke 24:13
And to help the people who want to leave the situation, but don’t have whatever means or opportunities to do so. Well, I don’t know if this is any less evil, as we talk a little bit about our old friend inflation.

Margaret 24:34
That’s where suddenly money’s worth more, right?

Brooke 24:38
Close. Really close, Margaret, but the other direction

Margaret 24:42
We’re worth more as more money.

Brooke 24:43
We’ll go back to our friend the banana example. Bananas….

Margaret 24:53
I know what inflation is. I’m just being a dick.

Brooke 24:57
That’s alright. We forgive you. Yeah. All right, inflation is where you can buy fewer bananas with your buck than you could before.

Margaret 25:07
But, I want more bananas.

Brooke 25:09
Yeah, they’re gonna cost you more money. The same bananas are gonna cost you more money.

Margaret 25:15
I guess bananas are still dirt cheap. I mean, how much could have banana cost? What? $5? [Margaret laughs] I made a meme. I said a meme.

Brooke 25:24
Do you know that you’re quoting a thing?

Margaret 25:25
Yes. I’m smart.

Brooke 25:28
I think she actually says $10 or $20.

Margaret 25:30
I dunno, my pop cultural literacy is as literate as she is about finance. Soon enough, it’s just gonna be accurate. People are gonna look back at that and be like, “Yeah, no, that’s about how much of banana costs. What do you want?”

Brooke 25:44
It’s funny, because I think it is $10. And that was like 2003, so 20 years ago. So, it’s a little less obscene now than it was when she said it.

Margaret 25:55
Bananas are the cheapest fruit. This is why I like them so much.

Brooke 25:59
I don’t think I knew that. Well, your bananas are gonna cost more money or have been costing more money. I had to look it up for one of my other jobs the other day, so I just felt like doing an update on it. So, prices right now, compared to one year ago, are up about 5.5%. And I realize we haven’t necessarily talked about what normal inflation looks like. Inflation is is a normal thing that happens in our society. There was a time in history when inflation was not normal, when things did not rapidly increase in price, or really have much of an increase. But that’s a normal part of society. And normal inflation is closer to like 3% in a given year. So we’re at close to double that with 5.5%.

Margaret 26:44
Isn’t that still down from what inflation was a year ago?

Brooke 26:49
Yeah. So if we compare it from the last two years, so where prices are right now, compared to two years ago, they’re up 13% when when we would have only seen maybe a 6% increase under normal inflation or less. So, still more than doubled. But it also depends on which things you look at. Like food is up more like 18% over the last couple of years.

Margaret 27:12
Okay. But not important stuff?

Brooke 27:16
No, not things that we need to survive,

Margaret 27:18
Like TVs?

Brooke 27:20
Yeah, of course. And, it’s really interesting when I look at the charts of where the inflation is, because it’s summer 2020, you know, like, right, as the impacts of all the pandemic shutdowns and supply shortages are starting to hit is when those prices start to do a clear difference in the way inflation hits, you know, goes for being that normal 3% rise to boom, much sharper.

Margaret 27:45
What can people do about inflation? Get all their money out of the banks, put it in a cash envelope and put it under their mattress?

Brooke 27:51
You know, that’s actually going to be the opposite of what you want to do.

Margaret 27:54
Yeah, I went that was on purpose again.

Brooke 27:56
I know. Yeah, anything you can you can do with your money to have it earn at least some amount of interest, you know, if your bank offers a savings account that has a slightly higher rate of interest, and you could put some more of your money in there, or filter it through maybe a different type of checking account at your bank that perhaps offers a little bit of interest. Generally, interest rates never keep up with inflation. Like I just bought a CD that I think, is at four and a half percent or something like that over the next year? Which

Margaret 28:33
What band is it? [Brooke laughs] What’s a CD?

Brooke 28:42
Yes, people don’t know what either kinds of those are anymore. Certificate of Deposit. It’s like a really short term investment that’s with a guaranteed return on it. It tends to be a very small return. Generally doesn’t keep up with inflation, but it’s better than not getting any kind of interest. So, unlike a savings account you can’t touch, or you can but then you get penalized, you don’t get your interest on it.

Margaret 29:11
Can I tell you my ‘it sounds like a joke,’but is actually my financial strategy?

Brooke 29:16
Oh, boy. Sure, you can. I can’t promise I won’t tease you about it

Margaret 29:20
During times of high inflation, feast or famine. The thing that you want is not going to be cheaper tomorrow than today.

Brooke 29:28
This is true.

Margaret 29:28
So ,holding on to cash right now, I hold is less useful as an overall strategy than investment in the material goods that you expect to be using, whether it’s the material goods that you use for your art to turn into things, whether it’s like you know, shit you’re trying to turn around and sell, or whether it’s just tools or even fucking experience….like, kind of in that same way that like nothing’s better later. And we’re all gonna die one day and we can’t control when, I feel like it’s like extra true during a…like smoke if you got them, right? But ideally it’s like….like I do consciously think about this where I’m like, “Well you know what, a table saw is going to stay useful to me many years from now if I take care of it, and the amount of money that that table saw will cost me is going to be 25% higher in three years,” or whatever, you know. But that’s only I mean….I don’t know. Don’t listen to me. I mean, I guess that’s the point of the podcast is to listen to us. But don’t.

Brooke 30:42
You know what’s interesting, though, is the economic theory, the economic textbook and stupid fucking Keynesian economics, would would agree with you there that your money is going to become less useful, so you should you should go ahead and spend it now.

Margaret 30:53
Hell yeah. But I’m gonna write an economics book called “YOLO.”

Brooke 30:58
No, Keyne’s already did. And should be ceremonially shot in the head. But yeah, I guess. Go ahead and go out and spend all your…No, no, no, I’m not even going to finish this. That’s terrible financial advice.

Margaret 31:14
I mean, like, hold on to like not die. But like, I don’t know. Like, I don’t have retirement fund. And I’m not saying like, no one should have a retirement fund. I’m saying I made some decisions in my life about how I was going to live that did not prioritize having a regular job. And I’m like, but I will have a table saw Right? Like, I don’t know.

Brooke 31:34
There is something to that though, to consider about, you know, purchases you might be making, you know, medium sized purchases, not super large purchases, like cars and whatnot. But yeah, if you need a table saw it might be a better idea to get it sooner rather than later. And it is a durable good. So it’s not it’s not as consumable.

Margaret 31:56
Yeah, four Lamborghinis.

Brooke 31:59
Probably not? I don’t know what the resale value is on a Lamborghini, but that’s probably not going to be worth it.

Margaret 32:05
I know a Lamborghini is a car. That’s all I got.

Brooke 32:11
Okay, all right. Anyway, yeah, inflation continues to suck. Buy some shit, if you have some money to spare because prices are going up.

Margaret 32:20
Okay, well in other fun…We really need to get better at having some intentionally positive things in this show, because for This Month in the Apocalypse, but in other fun news–actually, this one is like almost fine, right? Like there’s a super fungus going around called Candida Auris.

Brooke 32:40
Super fun. Can’t spell super fungus without super fun.

Margaret 32:44
I know. That’s right. Or Gus. Don’t trust anyone named Gus. Is Gus short for something? Gustav? I’m going to ask the next Gus I talk to. I know a Gus. So there’s a new fungus. It’s been around since 2009. Basically, it’s just like there’s this like kind of like constant war on…like the same way that like antibiotics are like an arms race where we like we get the new upgraded penicillin and then the biotics, the bacteria, is like, “Whatever, fuck you. I’m like penicillin resistant.” So we’re like, “Well, now we’ve got [mutters nonsense word],” and then you know, we’re like, “Well, we’re [nonsense word] resistant.” And that happens in the fungal world as well. Candida Auiris. It was first noticed in 2009. It came to the US in 2016. I’m mostly saying this to say this is not worth freaking out about. This is a thing that like some news articles are telling us about–and I don’t think it’s bad for news articles to tell us about, right? But, it is not worth freaking out about unless you’re in very specific situations, in which case it is worth paying attention to, and I don’t mean to disparage, it is mostly currently in hospital settings. It is mostly affecting immunocompromised people who are in hospital settings. If you get it, it’s sketchy, right? It has a very high mortality rate. But, it’s not airborne. It is surfaces and direct contact. Most people…when I say ‘get it,’ I mean like get it and it creates its effect, its disease thing, and basically people start worrying about because it was antimicrobial resistant. And that’s why people started freaking out about it because it was resistant to like, off the top of my head, I want to say, two of the three main things that were treating other forms of Candida…fungal problems, yeast problems. But, already since this has become a problem, two new anti fungal drugs that are effective on it have been passed by the FDA. So, I guess I’m saying this one to be like, this is a thing that people are like, most than use articles about it are like on your like local news station, you know, like the ones that want to tell you about smiling dogs and about how we’re all going to die. Again, it’s still worth understanding and keeping an eye on. But it’s not worth freaking out about right now. What do you got? What’s next?

Brooke 35:21
It is kind of positive news, because it is a super fungus, but then they found some things that actually do work on it. Okay, well, I want to I want to insert another short happy thing, since we’re talking about happy things. That I read. And this is universal. Scientists discovered, I think just the last couple of weeks, that the rings around the planet Saturn actually help to warm the atmosphere of the planet. Yeah. Just a happy scientific discovery.

Margaret 35:57
So, in order to solve climate change…

Brooke 36:01
Oh, boy.

Margaret 36:02
We need to blow up the moon. It’s gotta be worth just a couple of degrees.

Brooke 36:10
You know, I think that’s gonna fuck up some other things that we don’t want to do.

Margaret 36:15
I didn’t read a whole novel called “Seven Eve’s,” by Neil Stevenson about what would happen if the moon blew up.

Brooke 36:20
Yeah, also as an indigenous person, and the moon is considered our grandmother, I have some feelings about blowing up my grandmother.

Margaret 36:28
Everyone dies.

Brooke 36:30
I’m gonna. I’m gonna pass.

Margaret 36:31
All the people die. I’m sorry. I’m sorry, everyone. I have a tooth ache. I’m sorry.

Brooke 36:39
How about some other great news that will make you really happy? Okay, about our former president, Ruffled Dumpagins?

Margaret 36:45
We put him on the moon and then we blow it up.

Brooke 36:48
Hey, okay, that…I might consent to blowing up my grandmother in that regards.

Margaret 36:54
All right, all right. Maybe just put him on the moon, and just let them see what happens. And then your grandmother could take care of them. We don’t have to get rid of the grandmother at all.

Brooke 37:02
There we go. That’s an even better plan. My grandma will definitely take care of Donald Trump.

Margaret 37:07
Okay. All right.

Brooke 37:09
So, as we’re recording this, the former president was indicted just last week by a New York grand jury on more than 30 counts of stuff. And we don’t know exactly what the various counts are. That’s being kept secret. But, we know that it surrounds the hush money payment that was made to the former porn star–or maybe she’s still a current porn star, I don’t know which, but good on her way either way–Stormy Daniels, which, in case people don’t realize this, paying the hush money isn’t actually illegal. It’s the way it was paid that was bad. Because it was filtered through the campaign. And yeah, the Dumpikin’s former attorney, Cohen, I think was the one, has already been found guilty on this and is serving jail time over it. So, definitely illegal shit happen. What they’re trying to argue now is whether Trump himself knew about it, and how involved he was in the illegal activity. So by the time you’re listening to this, Grumpikins has already been arraigned, and he’s probably gone back to Florida, and he’s probably back to campaigning. So you’ll have more news on this than we do. But it’s that happy thing that I want to mention. An unhappy part of it is that in the three days following the announcement from the grand jury that he was going to be indicted is the disgraced former President raise $7 million in campaign funds for his current presidential bid.

Brooke 38:09
You say million or billion?

Brooke 38:43
Million. In three days. So, yeah, not a bad return on $130,000. But the payments…

Margaret 38:54
Okay, so I have a new way that we can make money. Nope, sorry. Go. Ahead.

Brooke 38:57
Yeah, there we go. I mean, and I’m okay if I get to hang up some porn stars too. That’ll make me happy.

Margaret 39:03
We can become right wing grifters.

Brooke 39:05
No, Can we be left wing grifters?

Margaret 39:10
Okay, let’s find out. Everyone who’s listening, send us $10. And then you become an official Live Like the World is Dying host, who can then get other people to send you $10, of which you will turn around and send us $5. But, don’t worry, because the people under you will be earning…

Brooke 39:28
No, no, no, no. You’re describing something that’s shaped roughly like a pyramid, which I’m pretty sure is…

Margaret 39:34
It’s devil worship. Triangle is devil worship.

Margaret 39:34
No, it’s a triangle. It’s the strongest shape in nature.

Margaret 39:41
It’s the A-frame. It’s the a-frame financial model.

Brooke 39:48
The former president is also facing other legal challenges, which haven’t brought forth charges yet but some of them certainly will. He’s under investigation for things including the January, 6th attack on the US capital. Federal election tampering in Georgia, mishandling of classified documents, a civil lawsuit for fraud in New York against the Trump Organization, and a defamation lawsuit, amongst other things.

Margaret 40:10
What a good guy.

Brooke 40:11
Yeah, super awesome.

Margaret 40:14
I do love all the like…You know, it’s like the like, the prison abolitionists, anarchists who are too good for electoral politics like, myself and many other people, but it’s like, I feel like there’s just like a little bit of like, “Alright, well, we can still take some fuck that guy.” Like, fuck that guy. I don’t care. Yeah. You want to hear some some list of stuff?

Brooke 40:38
What else is going on out there, Margaret?

Margaret 40:40
Well, there’s a diesel spill in West Virginia from a derailed train. I spent a while trying to look up how you filter diesel out of water. But, unfortunately, most of the information is about how to filter diesel out of water…how to how to filter water out of diesel cause people want the diesel.

Brooke 40:58
As long as you capture the water, that might not be the worst.

Margaret 41:01
Well, it’s like, because the water that they’re pulling out might some diesel and they don’t care. They’re getting rid of that water. They’re probably throwing it in the fucking creek or on the ground. But like, because you don’t want to put watery gas or diesel into your engines order, but the way that people do it is that water is denser than diesel so it sinks to the bottom of the container. So I guess if you’re a life or death….I’m not even going to make that advisory. Like don’t drink diesel water. Artificial sweetener erythritol, one of those–I think it’s one of the alcohol sugars–seems to be linked to heart problems. Doubles your chance of bad shit. It’s in some vegan ice cream. So beware.

Brooke 41:35
Oh, good to know. Hey, before we go too far from the train derailment.

Margaret 41:38
Oh, you wanna do the train thing.

Brooke 41:40
Well, just there was another train derailment that made me think of in Montana just over this last weekend. And they were carrying a lot of…

Margaret 41:48
Ice cream?

Brooke 41:49
Coors Light, and another brand of beer that’s similar to that.

Margaret 41:57
That’s just funny. There’s no. Okay. Hell yeah.

Brooke 41:59
So, you don’t need to filter the beer out of the water. You can just go ahead just drink it.

Margaret 42:04
Yeah, it’s really good for you. It hydrates you more effectively than water.

Brooke 42:08
Its water beer in the first place. So.

Margaret 42:11
Okay, that’s fair. Speaking of Oregon, we weren’t, but a guy who was trapped in the snow, managed to get an SOS out on this phone. This is like a survival tip. This is not a survival tip that applies to almost anyone. He attached his phone to his drone, and flew his drone up until it got enough service and the message sent and he was saved. And that rules.

Brooke 42:35
That’s fuckin rad.

Margaret 42:37
That said, in terms of getting out emergency signals, one way–satellite communicators are a more effective method and cheaper than drones. Not a lot cheaper than drones. I’ll be real. There in the like, $300-$400 range, however, and I bet more and more phones will do this. The newer iPhones. I don’t have one. But, the newer iPhones have built in satellite communication SOS systems. Where the satellite communicator is like more like what like people hiking in the backwoods and stuff have and it like lets you like text. It’s a little bit slow. But like, no matter if you can see the sky, you can get a message out with satellite communicators.

Brooke 43:15
You have one of those, don’t you, Margaret?

Margaret 43:16
I do. I spend some time in the backwoods. And so it’s nice to have,

Brooke 43:24
Well I have a drone. So, I’m just gonna take my drone and just follow that guy’s success. It’s like a $300. Drone. It’s not a special drone.

Margaret 43:33
Yeah, you gotta keep that in your car at all times. You will literally die if you don’t have that in your car at all times.

Brooke 43:42
Will I not die If I haven’t my car? Will it protect me in other situations?

Margaret 43:45
I think we’re getting off topic.

Margaret 43:45
In this specific situation that this man was in, he’s immortal now. Because the the signal was interrupted by some vampires. And they came over. He’s not allowed to see the sun anymore, which is like a heavy price to pay. Right? And he consumes blood and there’s like a lot of like, ennui attached to that. He’s a vampire now.

Margaret 44:06
So, here’s a list of worst air quality in the United States listed from 1 to 10: Bakersfield, California. Congratulations. You’ve the worst air quality in the United States. Los Angeles, Chicago, Northwest Indiana and the industrial areas like Gary, Indianapolis, Houston, St. Louis, a bunch of rural Pennsylvania managed to like really come in hard for the rural areas. I’m glad to see that rural representation. These are mostly localized to a few hotspots, because you’re like in the mountains and there’s a factory there and they don’t care about you because you’re poor. You’ll notice that a lot of these places are poor. Atlanta and Birmingham, Alabama. I’m sorry. Finland is joining NATO, so Putin’s weird war is having the opposite of the desired effect, and I don’t really have an opinion about that, but it’s like worth noting. Most of the current like prepper news you can go out and read is gonna be like, “Today, World War III is about to happen tomorrow.” And it’s like the same person will say this like over and over and over again. And they always have like some reason, as we like inch closer, and they’re not even usually like wrong about their reasons. Like the China, US. and Russia are like playing a fucking crazy game right now, you know? And there’s like nuclear capable planes from the US like flying near that little weird part of Russia that isn’t attached to Russia that’s like, south of the…the like Latvia, Estonia and Lithuania, you know, there’s a tiny piece of Russia under there. And then like, US planes are like, playing a like ‘not touching, can’t get mad,’ game about nucular war. And that’s like, not great. But, I’m not like those…I know, I’m now saying the thing that I just said don’t worry about, but like, it’s…I don’t know. I don’t feel like we’re any more likely to have nuclear war tomorrow than we were yesterday. Personally.

Brooke 45:58
We’re all going to die anyway.

Margaret 46:00
Yeah, except for that guy who sent his drone up to talk to the vampires.

Brooke 46:06
Vampire man.

Margaret 46:07
Metformin taken during COVID is looking like it’s reducing long COVID cases. At least according to some studies. I’m not giving you medical advice, but it’s like promising, right? What’s promising is that there’s more and more information about how people are handling long COVID, which is also really promising because there’s a lot of long viral problems like Lyme and things like that, that have been ignored and the people who suffer from them have been mistreated by the medical establishment for decades. And I am optimistic that the research into long COVID–Because long COVID can’t be ignored because of the scale at which it’s happening–will help people who suffer from these other viral infections. That is my hope. The far Right government in Italy has stopped registering children born to same sex couples. I think it’s basically like same sex couples were going to other countries in order to have kids via surrogates. And then now they’re like not able to come back to Italy. I don’t have the absolute details about…Italy’s being fucked up and homophobic.

Brooke 47:13
They can’t like get a birth certificate?

Margaret 47:15
It’s something like that,

Brooke 47:17
Wow.

Margaret 47:17
The the news article was clearly translated and not incredibly well. That was the best I could figure. China is on track to destroy American exceptionalism and become the number one cause of climate change. So, we’re gonna have to step up our game everyone.

Brooke 47:32
No.

Margaret 47:35
On–well, we are stepping up our game because–on March 13th, Biden approved…this could have been a whole separate topic. But, Biden approved a project called Willow and I am offended because “Willow” is an amazing movie and an amazing tree and not a oil development on federal land in Alaska that’s the size of fucking Indiana.

Brooke 47:54
Yeah, I heard about that.

Margaret 47:55
It is key habitat for polar bears and caribou. It fucking sucks. It is like, absolutely a spit in the face to any pretense that one of the most powerful nations on the planet would possibly stick to what it claims about the–not deindustrialization–but de fossil fueling and or whatever…

Brooke 48:15
Yeah. Gross.

Margaret 48:17
Positive environmental news that is no longer in positive environmental news is electric cars were getting a $7,500 subsidy from the federal government. Except it’s a big confusing mess. And no one can tell…like not even the car companies know whether you have to lease, if you can buy, which ones you can buy. And it all has to do with this like pissing match thing where they want all of the…the subsidy cars have to have a certain percentage or maybe it’s all of it, I’m not sure, of the components made within the United States. But, at the moment, all of that is a nightmare mess. So people don’t know which electric car they can get $7,500 subsidy on.

Brooke 48:53
But, there is a $4,000 federal subsidy that is more straightforward and not all fucked up and confusing.

Margaret 49:03
That’s good to know. Like Virginia recently passed a gun law that makes a lot of sense to me. I’m not opposed to all gun laws, I guess, except in the abstract way or I don’t like law as a system, but they passed a thing that’s just like subsidies for people to get gun safes. It’s not a requirement. It’s not a like safe gun lock up requirement, although I think that that should exist, but maybe not in a law way but in a cultural norm way. But yeah, like if you want people to change an economic system, and we do. We need a different economic system, or a different…Well, we did a lot of different things to be changed, but whatever. I don’t know. Okay, so Finally, my small thing is that the Inter governmental Panel on Climate Change, the IPCC released a new report. We’re fucked. I mean, we’re almost certainly going to overshoot the Paris Agreement, of capping climate change at 1.5. C [degrees Celsius change] And 1.5. C is where you start getting runaway feedback loops, at least according to…I mean, everyone’s given different numbers. Some people, I’ve heard 2 C [degrees Celsius] or whatever, but like, yeah. It’s bad and things need to change more dramatically than I believe the current system is capable of changing things. So as much as I’m like, “Oh, money for electric guitar,” Guitars? Electric guitars for everyone. Because then if you’re all vampires, you can like [makes guitar note noises] like, the Crow. But I think that fundamentally and dramatically shifting the way that our governmental and economic systems work is a more likely way to stop climate change than convincing our current governmental system to effectively address it.

Brooke 50:49
Right there with you. I bet our friends over It Could Happen Here will probably read that report and talk about it in depth. I know they did last year when that report came out. And that was pretty good info they distilled down there and so hopefully they’ll do that again for us.

Margaret 51:04
They’re not our friends. We hate them. We’re starting beef with….No. They’re all so nice. They’re also, they want to…I also work for them. But yeah, okay.

Margaret 51:16
They play games with us. We like them.

Margaret 51:22
Yeah. What else? We’re coming up on an hour. We got anything else?

Brooke 51:27
Oh, that was my list.

Margaret 51:30
Okay. Well, I think we can change things fundamentally. And I also think we can build the systems by which to mitigate the worst effects of the changes that are going to happen. And I think we can do that by building together in community minded preparedness ways. Brooke, do you want to start a podcast with me about how to do individual and community preparedness? We can make it be weekly. Give it some name, like Don’t Die Weekly or….

Brooke 52:07
I feel like Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness already produces something like that. And we might be on it right now.

Margaret 52:17
Whoa.

Brooke 52:18
I know. You can listen to it starting weekly, starting right now.

Margaret 52:24
Whoa. Yeah,

Brooke 52:26
It’s actually called Live Like the World is Dying and Margaret, you do most of it. Though, I think the toothache is making you forget.

Margaret 52:34
The Vampire Cast.

Brooke 52:37
Come to Oregon. Become a vampire. Or not.

Margaret 52:39
Yeah, it’s true. Oregon’s could still hang. I mean, my toothache is fucking me up. I’m not even on drugs for it yet. I’m just excited to finish so I can take ibuprofen.

Brooke 52:50
Well, how can we finish?

Brooke 52:57
Thanks so much for listening to the latest installment of This Month in the Apocalypse. We come to you as members of the Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness publishing collective. We produce three, soon to be four other podcasts, create zines and publish books. You can check out that great stuff on our website, Tangledwilderness.org. We’re also on some social media platforms like Instagram and Twitter.

Margaret 53:20
And Vampire Freaks.

Brooke 53:23
We are able to do these rad things because of our Patreon supporters.

Margaret 53:27
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Brooke 53:34
You make this Friendster. Do we have Friendster?

Margaret 53:38
We only add you on Friendster if you support us on Patreon, I’m sorry, them’s the rules.

Brooke 53:44
Our patrons make this work possible. And if you’re interested in supporting our work, please check us out on patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness. Those who support us that $20 a month level get a special shout out at the end of every podcast.

Margaret 53:56
They’re in our top eight.

Brooke 53:58
Top eight?

Margaret 54:01
Were you not a MySpace kid?

Brooke 54:03
I was but I don’t…Oh! Yeah! The little the board thing with the squares. Yes. Okay, I forgot we called it that.

Margaret 54:09
Your top eight friends.

Brooke 54:11
Yep. All right. We want to say thanks to Hoss the dog, Miciahah, Chris, Sam, Kirk, Eleanor, Jenipher, Staro, Cat J, Chelsea, Dana, David, Nicole, Mikki, Paige, SJ, Shawn, Hunter, Theo, Boise Mutual Aid, Milica, paprouna, Aly, Paige, Janice, Oxalis. And yes, thank you so much.

Margaret 54:32
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Alabama, Alaska. El Salvador too,

Brooke 54:39
Colorado, Connecticut.

Margaret 54:44
We actually like you all individually. I’m sorry that we made it…it’s a toothache. Bye, everyone.

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S1E63 – Agatha on Ukrainian Mutual Aid

Episode Summary

Margaret and Agatha talk about mutual aid in Ukraine and Agatha’s experience trying to go there to fight in an anti-authoritarian platoon, but ending up doing a bunch of mutual aid supply distribution work instead. They talk about he intricacies of relief work and some of the special circumstances in Ukraine. Heavy content warning on this episode. Towards the end of the episode around 46:00, Agatha starts to tell a really intense story about being in a war zone. Around 56:00 is when it begins to get graphic.

Guest Info

Agatha (they/them) can be found on IG @jalutkewicz
You can donate to their mutual aid work on venmo @agathawilliams or on Paypal @jalutkewicz@gmail.com

Host Info

Margaret can be found on twitter @magpiekilljoy or instagram at @margaretkilljoy.

Publisher Info

This show is published by Strangers in A Tangled Wilderness. We can be found at www.tangledwilderness.org, or on Twitter @TangledWild and Instagram @Tangled_Wilderness. You can support the show on Patreon at www.patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness.

Transcript

Agatha on Ukrainian Mutual Aid

Margaret 00:14
Hello and welcome to Live Like the World is Dying, your podcast for it feels like the end times. I’m your host, Margaret Killjoy. And I’m really excited about this week’s interview, I am going to be talking to an old friend of mine from quite a while back who haven’t talked to in a while about what’s involved in anarchists mutual aid in war zones, and specifically, Ukraine, and in the things that are going on there. Yeah, I’m really excited for you all to hear this conversation. But first, I’m excited for you all to hear that we’re a proud member of the Channel Zero Network of anarchists podcasts. And here’s a jingle from another show on the network.

Margaret 01:13
This is Margaret, from the future, coming back to say that this episode deserves a content warning near the end of the episode and there’ll be some heads up. We will be talking about, “Hey, so I hear you were attacked.” That part contains graphic descriptions of war and violence. And so listener discretion is advised.

Margaret 02:05
Okay, we’re back. So, if you could introduce yourself with your name, your pronouns, and then kind of a brief description of why you are in a good place to talk about anarchists mutual aid in places of active conflict.

Agatha 02:20
So my name is Agatha. My pronouns are they/them. Yeah, I went over to Ukraine last year about this time to do mutual aid support with anti authoritarian units and anarchists units. Things got fucked up on my way over there. So, that wasn’t a possibility any longer. So, I just started doing aid runs with a convoy of other solo operators who went over there to try and do something to help alleviate the suffering of folks. Yeah, I’m here to talk about that.

Margaret 02:57
So one of my questions about that, is, what do these aid runs look like? I’m under the impression there are different organizations working to try to get new vehicles and armor and all of these things that, you know, to frontline units, to anti authoritarian units. And these are like, organizations from outside Ukraine that are like sending people and supplies to then deliver the supplies? Like what does this look like?

Agatha 03:25
Yeah, so me and a few other folks went over there with a group of cash all of our own, you know, what I mean, and we use that for operational costs, which was, you know, feeding ourselves buying diesel in Poland. And then we worked with some more wealthy sympathizers to the cause, who, one person we worked with owns a distribution company, and they have a giant fucking warehouse in Warsaw, Poland. And, you know, they would make sure items that needed to get to folks close to the frontline, where bigger NGOs wouldn’t go, could get things that they needed that were not getting there, i.e. like medicine, sanitary products, food, you know, and then later on body armor and diesel. So, this person would basically…they have a bigger organization that looks a lot friendlier on their website, and you can go and donate money and it has pictures of like Ukrainian kids smiling. So, the run would start like this, we’d get a text from this wealthy patron and they’d be like, “Alright, I’ve organized another run,” you know, “Meet me at my warehouse Saturday at four in the morning and bring four vans,” you know, “and eight drivers.” And like, we wouldn’t know where we’re going. We wouldn’t know what we’re doing. And then we’d get there at four in the morning and then there’d be all these like, gnarly angry Polish dudes just like moving boxes around and making piles. And then the, you know, the person who lead everything and orchestrated everything, she’s just a very strong, amazing woman. And she would come out and just start barking orders and be like, “You, you’re driving this van, and you’re putting all this in your van, but like, I have some other shit to hide at the bottom of the pile. So don’t load it yet,” you know, “load this van.” And then she’d like really quickly, have one of her cronies, bring out a pallet full of body armor inserts that were like, made at a metal shop out of like, AR500 steel that can withstand 556 and 762 rounds.

Margaret 05:31
Yeah, gun Twitter will be very upset about this.

Agatha 05:35
What’s that?

Margaret 05:36
I said gun Twitter will be very upset that they’re using steel.

Agatha 05:40
I know. But if you’re out there fucking around, you want something more than nothing, and it’s not gonna spatter, AR500 is at least not going to spatter on you, you know what I mean? Yeah, it’s not going to create any spalding. But, that regardless, you know, she did her own research on what steels are like the most bulletproof and then she fucking contacted a metal shop with a brake press that could you know, bend quarter inch thick steel that was hardened. And then she had them plasma cut out the designs that fit into vests that she had manufactured from different tailors around Poland, you know, it was just like, it was 100%, DIY, you know, ballistic vests. And it was just amazing. And she’d be like, “Alright, you’re delivering all this, like toilet paper, and ibuprofen, and like, you know, baby food to this one location, then you’re going to meet with my people at this location, and you’re gonna give them these 10 boxes,” you know, and those had whatever in them. I never asked, you know, but and then she’d be like, “Give them these 50 vests,” you know, “they have like a poorly equipped unit that needs them. They have a mortar unit that’s taken a lot of casualties because they’re so ill equipped,” like, blah, blah, blah. And then she’d be like, “Also, the next van, we’re gonna fill it with all toilet paper. But, at the bottom of the toilet paper pile, we’re gonna hide 300 gallons of diesel, you know, in these little containers.”

Margaret 07:02
Why are you hiding it?

Agatha 07:05
Because there’s like tariffs involved with transporting body armor and transporting fuel across conflict zone lines, apparently. I don’t know very much about it. I just know that like, there was like, a big to do. And you had to file a lot more fucking paperwork that took weeks and weeks, if not months to get like 50 fucking vests across the border, and then to the east of Ukraine. Whereas she was just like,” I don’t give a fuck, you’re going there anyways.” I mean, she was crazy. She was like, linked up, she’d be like, “Alright, these are your things you need when you get to the border. If you get there early, wait till 5:30 shift, change or whatever. And wait till this one dude is working. Show him this paperwork, and he’s gonna let you through without giving you hassle or looking in your van. If you go at other times, I can’t guarantee you’re gonna get through without a hassle.” So, she had stuff going on, that I didn’t know about. And I didn’t care to ask about. I was just into helping and I was good enough just bringing food and medicine. You know. When I found out we were bringing other shit and like hiding it. I was like, “Oh, that’s cool.” I was like, “I’m into it. Like, I’m sketchy. Like, I’m down.” you know? And so we just like, we would wait, we’d pack up all the vans at four in the morning when we met her there. And then there was a few Polish dudes who would run the convoy once we were on the road. And we all had radios. So, it’s like, you know, head convoy dudes like, “You guys got to pick it up, we need to make better time.” or people in the back would be like, “Hey, head of convoy slow down, we’re losing ya.” Yeah, because all our shit was painted drab green and had the organization we were working for plastered all over the side of it. So, we wanted to look like a convoy while we were in Poland and the West of the country, and stick together. And then once we’d get across the border, and hit Lviv, you know, then it scattered and we would take magnets off, and we didn’t want to look like a convoy, because convoys get targeted and like, all this other junk. So we had basically leave Warsaw at like five or six in the morning, we’d drive for fucking ever, we’d get to the border, we’d sit there forever, you know, we’d give our slips to the guy we were supposed to give them to, they would just wave us through, they wouldn’t search our shit. And then we drive fucking forever to Lviv. And then at Lviv, we’d unload like 80% of the stuff, you know, four out of six in the convoy would go back to Warsaw. And then you know, I was generally one of the ones who would go further east. So, I’d stick around, we’d get coordinates to a new warehouse that we didn’t know about, and then we would go refill our vans and Lviv with other shit going further east. And then from there, we’d hit Kyiv. We’d drop a bunch of shit of in Kyiv. If we were transporting vehicles, we’d bring them to the specific units that was asking for them, basically just four by four vehicles that can carry around and a little Assault Squad through mud and shit that they didn’t have. And then we’d deliver that shit. And then, you know, we’d spend a night in Kyiv and then we’d get more coordinates the next day. We’d go to another warehouse. We’d fill it up with whatever the fuck was planned for us. And then all this is going on while we are like doing our own shit. Like, last time we were in Zolochiv, they needed salt because their bakery had run dry of salt. They had everything to make bread for the frontline troops except for salt. So, they’re like, “We need three vans worth of salt” you know, “We need like 5000 pounds of salt.” So, we’d be like moving our salt around to make room for our wealthy patron’s shit that she wanted to go to specific units that she had friends in, or whatever that were hard up. You know? So we were just have to like, juggle shit around. And then like, make sure everything fit, throw our 50 gallon drums of diesel on the fucking roof of the car and siphon it out and fill our fucking tanks back up, because you just can’t get diesel in Ukraine when we were there. So we had to smuggle in all the diesel for the entire trip. And then, we’d be on our way again. And then we’d eventually get to Kharkiv or wherever, in the far east of the country, get rid of all our shit. And then just like, usually pick up some passengers who wanted to get the fuck out of Kharkiv or wherever the fuck they were, and bring people back and get them out of sketchy situations. And then we’d slowly make our way back to Poland. And we didn’t really stop when we were driving. So, some days we drive for like 48 hours straight or some couples of days and then we would take naps and switch out drivers. But on the way back, it was a little more relaxed, like we’d get a hotel or something like in between Kharkiv and fucking Kyiv and try and take showers and get like a good night’s rest and then whatever. And then we finally make our way back to Warsaw or Krakow, wherever our next pickup was. We’d rest for 24 hours without doing shit. We would just eat food sleep, nap, like fucking whatever the fuck we felt like doing. Go on walks. Then we’d get another another call from from our person who was funding a lot of this and she’d be like, “Meet me at the warehouse, Tuesday at 1″30 in the morning and bring seven vans this time,” you know, so yeah, that’s pretty much the cycle that was going on when I was there.

Margaret 12:42
Yeah. Okay, so I have a bunch of questions about this. There’s so much that’s curious to me. Yeah, one of them is like, like, what’s in it for this lady? Like, I don’t know, if you want to like out her specifically or whatever. But like, it’s international solidarity? Is it like…

Agatha 12:57
I couldn’t tell.

Margaret 12:58
Is it just like, we don’t want Ukraine to fall because then we think we’re next? Is it just the same reason you’re there, we just got to fucking help each other? Like, what’s going on?

Agatha 13:09
So, everything I gathered from talking with this person was that she just like, thought what was going on was super fucked up was like, disgusted that like civilians, were paying such a high price for the actions of, you know, a fascist imperialist government’s need to try for a land grab and was just like, honestly disgusted about how little the rest of the world seemed to care about these people who, like, were fucking starving to death and are still starving to death and like fucking living in occupied villages that change hands every couple of weeks, and like, can’t get anything because NGOs won’t go there. Because Red Cross thinks is too dangerous or whatever. Yeah, I mean, it is but like, that’s your fucking job. Like, that’s what you should be doing. And it like, came down to like, hundreds and or thousands of like, solo operators who have like these little groups, there’s a bunch of us, like, but it’s like, hard to…It’s hard to say what her end game was. Like, she had a bunch of fucking dudes who, I don’t speak Ukrainian or Polish, but there’s some words that are the same, you know? And I mean, like, we’d be driving and the radio chatter would be all Polish. And I’d hear like “Americanski,”” and then, “Blah, blah, blah,” and then nothing for a minute. And then you’d hear like, “Blah, blah, blah, Pistoleta, blah, blah, blah.” And I’m like, what do they got in their van? You know what I mean? But I’m not asking, you know. The most I ever asked was like, the lead dude who took us on the convoys just seemed like he knew his way around a warzone, knew his way, you know, bunch of those motherfuckers were into Brazilian jujitsu. And that’s where we like, connected a lot, because that’s something I’m into, and they all knew how to handle themselves. They all seem like ex military or something. And one day, I was just like, I was like, “Hey, dude, like, are you ex… It’s like, don’t answer mean if you don’t want to, but like, are you ex military or like current military or something?” And he says, “Kind of.” and then walked away. And I was like, “Okay, that’s enough.” You know what I mean? So like, I don’t know what their motivations were. They were like, super not into Russia, I can say that. It like, a little uncomfortable for me because like… and especially the closer you get to the border of the Russia, the more you start hearing terms like ‘orc,’ and like, stuff like that, as opposed to ‘Russian.’ I don’t know, they had seen more shit than me at that point, had really strong opinions and like, as much as I could tell, they just wanted to, you know, kind of ease some of the suffering that normal everyday people were going through because of the conflict.

Margaret 15:47
Yeah. Okay. So that brings it back to like, you know, you mentioned that you, you headed out there hoping to specifically work delivering aid to the anti authoritarian units and stuff. Is that work that you got to continue to do or like?

Agatha 16:03
in some ways. So, just to clarify, I originally went out to fight in an anti authoritarian unit made up of English speaking foreigners. That was my my first goal. I had issues with getting my passport in a timely manner. And then there was this like, horrible incident where the unit that had accepted me, they knew when I was coming, they had someone picking me up to bring them to the base and get me situated and fucking geared up. But they’re like, “You need body armor. You need a ballistic helmet. You need your own IFAK. You need like, your own fucking compass, you know, basically full kit was needed to be provided by me, because all they were going to….they’re going to stick me on a mortar team and I was going to be like, stuck with that mortar team with whatever I brought, or essentially, and then, on my way over there, something happened where the platoon leader was found dead on base. They got assigned a new Platoon leader. This dude was like, “You guys can still fly you’re anti anti authoritarian and anarchists flags as a unit, but we’re not taking in any more foreigners. And that’s that.” So while I was on my way there, I was told, you know, “No go on the, on the infantry unit. Blah, blah, blah.” So I just like, didn’t know what to do. I had like $5,000 worth of tourniquets, and quit clot and fucking chest seals. You know, I had I had ballistic helmets, I had a level four ceramic plates with me. I had more shit than I could carry. I looked like an asshole coming from the Warsaw airport to my hostel, you know. And then I couldn’t leave my hostel for like, a week and a half, because I had like, all this gear in there that wouldn’t fit in my tiny little safe and like, everyone was like, “What the fuck are you doing with all this shit? And like, why are you here?” And I didn’t want to say anything. So I just like seemed sketchy. And then I eventually found a group that was working directly with anarchists fighters at the front. And I was like, “Hey, I brought all this medical supplies. It’s basically only heavy bleed stop supplies to treat gunshots and amputations and things of this nature. Do you want it? Like, how do I get it to you?” And they’re like, “Yes, totally. One of our people, we’ll get with you soon,” you know. And this is when I started my waiting game in the hostel trying to like, not leave my shit for too long. And be there waiting for the call. And like a week and a half went by before I got any kind of information. And honestly, I was like, kind of bummed out. This group seemed like they knew what they were doing. Their social media presence was like on point. They were like, just vague enough to like, promote their cause, but like, not giving too much information out. You know, they’re just like, whatever. So, I was like, I’ll deal with these guys. Fine. I’ll give them this medical equipment. And then they just like, totally dropped the ball. And like, they kept saying, someone’s going to call me. Every day I texted them. I’m like, I’m sitting on all this crap, I need to get rid of it and be on my way and try and find another way to like, do what I’m trying to do. And it just kept going on. And then, you know, a week and a half. I’d never left the country before I left for this. And I speak no other languages. I’m like super neurodivergent, have like really high anxiety and was just in this foreign city where I didn’t understand anything. And just like, every day felt like a week. You know, I was just waiting for my phone to ring and then I could hand the shit off. And like, I had a couple of leads on folks who were like, “Yeah, when you’re done doing your thing, like, give us a call and we’ll set you up doing some aid work.” So I was just waiting and waiting. And then they finally called me. They’re like, “Go meet this person at this address. And they’ll take all your shit from you.” And I was like, “Okay, great.” So, I take a fucking cab like across Warsaw, I ended up at this place. I eventually find out it’s like, basically like a methadone clinic for like houseless people. I was like, oh cool, whowhoever’s doing this also works doing this kind of work you know, but then I just look like a sketch ball, sitting outside of this place with like three fucking duffel bags, waiting for….

Agatha 20:09
Yeah, I have no idea who’s coming to meet me. Every person that walked by I’m like, “Are you them?” You know like, yeah, I don’t know shit. I’m there. Like the time they’re supposed to meet me goes by. I got there like half an hour early because I just wanted to not fuck this up. And then like the time they’re supposed to meet me comes and goes and then it’s like an hour later. And I call my dudes and I’m like, “Hey, your person’s not here yet.” They’re like, “They’re on their way.” and then they hang up and I’m like, okay, like literally like four hours goes by of me doing this. Like I’m just like, whatever I’m so bummed and then this like, door flies open to this place and this little person comes out and they’re like, “Hey, are you Agatha?” And I was like, “Yeah,” and they’re like, “Alright, I’m gonna take this shit. Like thanks a bunch.” and then like, drags in three duffel bags really quick and slams the door shut and I’m like, fuck like they knew my name, but like I’m pretty sure that was who I was supposed to give this to you know, and then I go back to my hostel and then like whatever. So like, it was like super disheartening to be told I couldn’t be in this fighting unit, and then like it was super disheartening to have trouble handing the shit off, but like, in the end, it was probably the best thing that could happen to me, because like, after being there for a while, I was like fuck, “I don’t know if I could have been of service in a unit where I have no military training,” like, you know, I probably would have been a liability more than anything. So like, Thank God that happened. And then I got hooked up with these people who like, it was like perfect for me. You know, I just drive for 30 hours and then like that was fine with me you know? Like I traveled the country a million times as like a dumb useless punk. Like this was like the same shit, just like felt better because I was like helping people you know what I mean?

Margaret 20:09
Thousands of dollars of gear.

Agatha 20:36
For everyone that’s listening. That’s how we that’s how we know each other, is being dumb, useless punks traveling the country.

Agatha 22:02
So, I just applied whatI knew about like traveling and being comfortable being uncomfortable with like, doing shit and it was like a perfect fit. So, I originally went over to do that. Yeah. And then it switched to this. And then I was only there for like six more weeks. But, I did a bunch of shit while I was there. And, you know, I will probably get into it later. But, I needed to do like a lot of trauma therapy once I got back and like, it’s been a year and I just felt comfortable enough to buy another plane ticket there and I’m on my way back. But this time, I don’t have to figure anything out. I already have a crew. We have a fleet of nine vehicles. We have deliveries lined up for fucking months. So it’s like, I can just jump right back in you know, and like, it’s just nice when you like hand a bunch of fucking hungry people food or you know, yeah, like. And that’s the thing that struck me most is I went out there as an anarchist and then while I was there, I kind of just turned into like a humanist. I was like, you know, I just didn’t give a fuck who I was working with anymore. I was like, “Oh, you’re hungry and you need food. I’m gonna bring it to you,” and it didn’t matter to me anymore who was picking it up. You know, I even worked with some known fascist units who supposedly kicked all the Neo Nazis out, and anti Semites got kicked out, but they still have unscrupulous pasts as like street gangs and stuff, but like, you know, I was bringing them stuff to like, keep people alive. I didn’t. I just stopped caring, you know, about political affiliation and shit.

Margaret 23:39
No, it makes sense to me though, like, because one of the things that has been so interesting to me about like studying disaster stuff and disaster responses, right, are these like, you know, there’s this moment that I wasn’t there for but sticks in one of my head, my head is that one of my best friends. I’ve probably mentioned this on the show before, but one of my best friends is this, you know, crusty traveling punk kid who went to go do flood relief in a place that you could normally drive into, but could only be flown into. And the people who were flying in, were all of these people with like, tiny airplanes, which means rich libertarians. And you know, and so my friend is like talking about being like, and you know, and they’re nervous person, and they’re in this tiny airplane driving and like flying into a storm with this, like, random libertarian guy, right? And it’s just like, and they were fine. And they landed and they delivered supplies and they got food out and got stuff out to people who needed it who were trapped and hungry. And I think that’s what’s so interesting about disaster, whether it’s, quote unquote natural, like the accelerating climate disasters, or, you know, the invasion of an imperialist power into your country is just this like….like the goal isn’t to help anarchists. The goal is to help people who are being destroyed by an imperialist power. You know?

Agatha 25:05
Yeah, exactly.

Margaret 25:07
It’s interesting to me, because I do have I have a…like it’s like cool, right, supporting the anti authoritarian unit specifically. It’s cool and like anarchists organizing this is cool, but a lot of that is like…well, I’m excited that an anarchist is at least one of the drivers of this organization that you’re working for, you know. Like you. You know? What is it? What is it like interacting as an anti authoritarian person within this like…you know, yeah, you have this like, rich industrialist lady who’s just like, pouring everything and all kinds of risk into just providing things for people and I presume you have this very…like is it this melting pot environment. Like, what is it like socially?

Agatha 25:50
It’s fucked up, man. Like the guy I got stuck with like, when the group I started driving for wanting to vouch for me, they’re like, “We have a solo run. It’s like not very sketchy. We’re not going that far east. We’re just going like outside of Lviv. It’s like a fucking shit ton of sanitary products. And then like, you’re going to come back to CzÄ™stochowa and you’re going to fill up the van full of strollers and bring it to this orphanage that’s only run for orphans that were victims of losing their parents in fucking Bucha you know.

Margaret 26:21
Well, it better be anarchists babies, because otherwise they don’t deserve strollers.

Agatha 26:24
Yeah. But, the fucking guy picks me up and he’s wearing a fucking Black Rifle Coffee Company t shirt.

Margaret 26:30
Oh shit.

Agatha 26:31
And I was like, What the fuck is this? You know? And I was like, this sucks. And I was like, cuz I knew they weren’t going to be anarchists. But I was like, this dude is wearing just a straight up fascist companies t shirt.

Margaret 26:44
Yeah, this dude wants to kill you in the United States.

Agatha 26:47
Yeah, well, he’s from Canada. And that’s the thing, like, his view on it was like totally different. I was like, you know, after like, nine hours in the van and like 18 cups of coffee. I was like, “So what’s up with your shirt, dude?” And he’s like, “Well, I just really like their coffee. And like, they have pictures of guns on their shit. It’s like good advertising.” I was like, “You know those are the assholes who like bailed out Kyle Rittenhouse, right?” and he’s like, “Who the fuck is Kyle Rittenhouse.” and I’m just like Jesus Christ. And, it was just like, super fucked up and like, we had like really long conversations about what like being an anarchist means to me. And you know, the more we talked, the more I realized our like end goal was exactly the same. He was like, just a farm boy from from South Central fucking Canada who grew up on a fucking….what’s that stuff called? I don’t want to say the name of it cause I hate it. And there’s another name for it. He’s from a canola farm. And he joined the military when he was young. And he’s like….I’m a pretty tall person. I’m like 6’2″, and he’s like three inches taller than me, built like a brick shithouse.Just look like the dude you don’t want to run into as an anarchist in like a war zone wearing a fucking Black Rifle Coffee Company t shirt. But the more we talked, the more we were just like yeah, we just want to fucking help people. And like that’s it. Like, I just don’t care anymore. Like it basically came down to everyone in our group wanted to ease some suffering that was happening at the behest of like, fucked up agitators who were acting on like imperialist like logic, you know? And yeah, that’s basically what it all boiled down to. So, like I went there as an anarchist trying to support anarchist endeavors….and because they were helping just normal people, right? And and then it just turned out like, you know, circumstances change. They didn’t…like multiple groups didn’t want any more foreigners. You know, I was never given explanations as to why….Someone said it was because my social media presence was too hard about going to Ukraine, and they didn’t want people getting their spots blown up. But, I was like literally all I said is I’m going to Ukraine, bringing medical supplies to anarchists units. And if you want to donate, donate here. I gave zero information on what unit I was delivering to, where I was going, who my contacts were. It was like vague as possible to just get donations, so I could buy more tourniquets. That’s like all I was doing. That’s that’s the most explanation I got, which never added up.

Margaret 29:19
They must have had their own shit going on. There must have been like something that had happened recently or like something within the internal structure where they were like trying to hold on to their anti authoritarian unit within an authoritarian structure, you know?

Agatha 29:34
Exactly. And I later found out like, once I was back from a couple runs, and the unit that had originally accepted me, and said no more was like, “Hey, we got a guy coming to Warsaw and he wants to meet you.” And I was like, “Okay,” and it was just like the most giant man I’ve ever met and he was just like, decked out in like fucking workout gear and he’s like, “I’m coming from the gym and I only got an hour I’m going back to the gym. I’m with this unit. I’m on leave blah, blah, blah.” And I guess what it was was like, you know, it was other foreigners who were in the group who were posting shit online they shouldn’t have been, you know, and one example was, there was someone who posted a picture of themselves outside of a building being like “Training for the good fight,” or whatever. And whatever fucking Russian like ops that we’re monitoring social media saw a picture of the building, did a bunch of fucking research, found out where it was, what the building was, and fucking a missile strike happened and like 500 volunteers died or some shit.

Agatha 30:39
It was like super fucked so like, I totally got it, but like, and I wasn’t gonna argue with them, you know what I mean? I was like okay, I’ll find something else to do, but like that’s not me. And that’s not what I’m doing, but like, whatever I’ll try and help out some other way. So, I think that’s the kind of shit that was happening that led to me not being invited into these like strictly anarchist groups, because I mean, you know, fucking anarchists. Everyone’s like security culture. Like the feds are like bugging my phone because they want to know what dumpsters I’m hitting or whatever. You know what I mean? It’s like…

Margaret 30:39
Oh my god.

Margaret 31:12
Only here, it’s like they’re actually throwing missiles at you.

Agatha 31:15
Exactly. Exactly. So I was like, I get it but, like whatever, so I think that’s really what it was and like I couldn’t fault them for it. I was like whatever, but yeah, I’m just some like scumbag from America anyways. Like you don’t know me. Like you don’t know if you can trust me like. Sure, I have tattoos on my face, but like whatever. Like you know what I mean? Like yeah, so I got it but like, I don’t know. I’m kind of rambling at this point. I’m gonna let you direct the conversation a little more.

Margaret 31:39
No, no, I’m really curious about all of this kind of stuff, like I’m very curious and I think the audience will be curious about….I mean, even down to like how do people take you as this tall, you know, person who presents somewhat masculine, but often has a non masculine name, has face tattoos, doesn’t have like, you know isn’t like mister Mr. heterosexual cis man, but also is like a tough as fuck looking, like face tattooed punk, right? Like, what do people make of you? Like how did that go?

Agatha 32:18
It just depended, you know, some people were just like, “Who the fuck is this guy?” Like? Yeah, cuz I mean, I do have a lot of visible tattoos, but just to like, give it some context. Like my tattoos are like of puppies and like, I have a giant heart on my throat. You know what I mean? They’re not like tough guy tattoos. Aside, I have some air 15 magazines tattooed underneath a “Do not resuscitate,” tattoo on my chest. My chest looks like some pre-schooler went to prison and got tattooed or something. It’s like light hearted. There’s like skulls and puppies and yeah, rifle parts and like a ‘do not resuscitate,’ banner and like shit, but like, that’s not stuff people generally saw. But they’d see my heart tattoo on my throat and my shit on my face. And like my hands were all blacked out. And you know, people were either like…A good example is like, people either didn’t say anything, or they’d be like…like, one time we were in Kyiv we’re kicking this grifter who had gotten caught up in our shit out. We needed like five to six hundred litres of diesel that we had shoved in his van. We needed to get that out before we kicked him out. Because we knew he would just steal it from us. I mean, I found out the guy had gone through my phone when I was sleeping. There was like links to his aid organization to the like, PayPal link on my phone. Like my Safari was open. And it was like, please enter your Paypal password to donate to this group. And I was like, “Who the fuck is this group?” And then we realized it was this guy and we needed to kick his ass out. But like, whatever, we didn’t know where to kick him out. Like we didn’t know if he was gonna get violent with us. So we picked like a super populated spot and Kyiv which is where we were at the time. And we’re like, “Meet us here,” you know, “at this parking lot for this fucking train station.” But the parking lot was closed. And, it was like, all the spaces were empty, but we couldn’t get in, and there was this like drunk ass dude wearing a body camera in this little booth. And he was like….we just went up and we’re like, “Hey, are you the one watching this parking lot right now?” And our interpreter could not understand a fucking word this guy was saying. He was so drunk. And it’s like the farther east you go like, the more the dialects change, so like our interpreter was 18 years old from from Lviv. He had never been this far east, you know, which Kyiv isn’t even that far. But like, you know, if you’ve never been to Kyiv really and you get there and then there’s people from the opposite end of the country who you know, I mean, it’s just like, there’s a big disconnect with with local dialects. He could only you know, figure some shit out. And we eventually paid the guy like a bunch of grivna not to fucking, just do this deal real quick. We’re like, “Hey, we’ll give you this wad of cash. Just let us park here for like 20 minutes, this guy is going to meet us. We’re going to move a bunch of shit around from Van to van, and then we’ll be out of your hair,” and he’s like, “Alright, fine.” But, he was like fucking hammered. And he would not leave us alone. And he was like, uncomfortable drunk where he was like in our faces, like breathing on us, asking us questions. And our interpreter was trying their best to like, fucking answer. And then it just got hot during the day, and I went to take my shirt off, and all my tattoos are black line work. They look like fucking prison tattoos. And this guy, I see him catch my eye as my shirts about to go over my head for a second. And I pulled my T shirt down real quick. And he’s like, “Ah, prison.” And I was like, “No, no, no, no, not prison,” and he’s like, “Prison.” And I was like, “No, it’s not prison,” and the guy just wouldn’t shut up about it. He just kept saying “prison” to me and like, give me the ‘okay’ sign with his hand. And I’m like, “No, dude,” you know? So, it’s like, it was like, stuff like that. And then other people just being like, “You’re a fucking freak American? Are they all like you”, kinda shit. it was just like, I don’t know, it was super weird. I got some shit for it. But like, most people, like I would talk to them for five minutes. And they’d be like, “Oh, you’re just a person who wants to like, do shit.” You know what I mean? But then, the more I got into this shit, and the more I was like, getting deeper into the east of the country, like, it got like, less and less about personal identity and what you what you were presenting to the world, right? Like I am an assigned male at birth guy who’s six foot two inces and like, I have tattoos everywhere. And I carry myself like, like, really confidently, because I’m a martial artist, and blah, blah, blah. I’m just like…and I don’t take shit from people like…It just was like a little easier for me to get by. But like, I was with this really well known fascist unit, who was giving personal protection to this trans woman, who was in the east of the country and had been there for months. Like she had gotten fired from her news organization because she started using the term ‘Orc’ in her in her pieces, and they’re like, “You’re no longer unbiased.” And she and she was like, “You can’t be unbiased. If you’ve been out here,” like, “These Russian soldiers are fucking pigs. Like, they’re like, they’re raping people. They’re killing children. They’re doing all sorts of shit. They’re bombing schools. They’re bombing hospitals, like, and all these people could just shoot their officers and come across the line with a white flag. And the Ukrainians would treat them fine, right? Like yeah, but they’re not doing that they’re doing what they’re told. And they’re being complicit in these atrocities, blah, blah, blah.” So she was like just going around doing all these pieces and her personal protection unit was all these supposed fucking homophobic, you know, fascist pieces of shit and granted, I never got drunk with these guys. I didn’t have beers with them. I don’t know what they really think but, they thought what she was doing was important enough to like give her a pass, you know what I mean? And like protect her, and get her to these like places to interview these people. And that’s the kind of like, shit I mostly ran into, was like, you know, you don’t have to agree with me right now, but we have a goal in mind. And once the Russians are gone, fuck it. We’ll figure out our differences later, but like right now, like were chill, and I got like pretty hopeful about it till I met this like, platoon leader in an infantry territorial defense unit who, after…we were bombed at one point our fucking vans got destroyed, and we were looking for a mechanic to fix our shit, so we could get out of the east of the country. And this dude who spoke perfect English came up to us and was like, “What are you doing? What are y’all doing?” We told them what was up and he was like, “I’ll try and find a mechanic. I got a mechanic buddy, like right around the corner, blah, blah, blah.” And then while we were waiting for a callback, me and him just like got some coffees and like, talked for a while it turns out, he’s like, uh, you know, he was a fucking, like, a human rights activist who was a lawyer forever, and like, graduated college in ’92, and started his own organization to help like, LGBTQ refugees from like Belarus and shit, you know? And I mean, he was like, super fucking cool. Yeah. And the guy just eventually was like, “Yeah, I went to school at a military accredited college. So when I joined the territorial defense units, they’re like, “You’re an officer. You’re, you’re in control of a whole platoon,”” and he like, tried so hard to convince them that he was not their guy.

Margaret 39:44
That he has the wrong platoon.

Agatha 39:46
Yeah, he’s like, “No, dude, I don’t know how to fight blah, blah, blah. These are all like seasoned infantry men that I’m supposed to be….” So he’s like, “I just fucking started listening to the most experienced dudes in my company and like, like, let them decide basically,” and then, but like I got talking to him, I was like, yeah. You know, I introduced myself to him as my birth name. And he’s like, yeah, you know? And then we started talking and it became apparent that he was not straight and all this other shit. And I was like, “Yeah, like, we’ve been working with this one group,” and he’s like, “Oh, yeah, they’re bad news, you know?” And I was like, “Are they, though? Because like, they’ve shown me to be like, pretty decent to like, a lot of marginalized folks. As far as I can tell. I don’t know.” Yeah. And I was like, “I go by Agatha in the states and like, my crew calls me Agatha. But like, I do feel scared enough to not introduce myself as Agatha to the people in this unit, because they’re, they’re staunchly fascist, right? Like, you know, they, they’re not into it.” and they’re like quick like without missing a beat they’re like, “Oh, yeah, no, do not introduce yourself to these motherfuckers as Agatha. They’re like, they did get rid of a lot of antisemites, they did get rid of a lot of overt racists, but there’s like homophobia is still a huge problem in the Ukrainian military and population in general. It’s very conservative. And so like, he like really opened my eyes that like, I was like, “Yeah, we’re all in this together. Like, who gives a fuck your political affiliations? You know?” And then he was quickly like, “Yeah. No, people still disappear all the time during wartime. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, watch your fucking ass and like, keep doing what you’re doing. But like, don’t get too comfortable with these people.” And it was just like….It was hard because like, I fucking was just feeling good about, working with people of different ideological backgrounds. And it felt good to just feed people and have this shared goal. And then just to be like, brutally reminded that, like, that’s not actually the case. And it could get backwards really quick. You know what I mean? If I like yeah, said the wrong thing to the wrong person. Like, I have like an antifascist action pin on my hat. It’s just like, you know, the little two black flags. It says “Anti-fascist action.” He’s like, he’s like, “I wouldn’t wear that, you know, I just wouldn’t. you know, and I was like, “Okay.” I listened to the guy, you know, he’s fucking awesome. And I like, kept in touch with the dude through Telegram, and it was fucking on and then he got captured by the Russians, and he’s still in captivity, and like, they’re trying to act like he’s a super Neo Nazi, because, like, that’s what they do to human rights…and you know, people who are obviously leftist who get who get taken prisoner. But, you know, he’s facing fucking 12 years in prison in the Donbas now, you know, and I’m just hoping, because he’s an officer, they’re going to do a prisoner swap, you know, but they’re like not into it. And I, you know, if I had weird questions, I’d ask them, and then they’d always give me like, a nice response. And, you know, didn’t treat me like an idiot American. They’re like, yeah, “You just don’t know the culture, blah, blah, blah.” So, now what?

Margaret 42:48
Yeah, that’s, that’s a really good…it’s a sad, but it’s an important counterpoint in this conversation we’re having is to realize that like some of the civility between these units is probably short term, probably a veneer, and like, probably necessary veneer to drive out the invading force, but it makes sense to not to get too comfortable with it. And that’s sad, but it’s interesting because it’s like, I hold, perhaps naively, that a lot of center Right, people really are distinct from far Right people, and like, have, you know, some really good ideas in terms of “Hey, what if we all left each other alone and sometimes took care of each other?” And it’s like, easy for me to say as like someone who lives in a rural center Right area, but not a far Right area. And that’s an important difference, you know?

Agatha 43:45
Yeah, but I think that’s like a pretty fair assessment too, of people out there. It’s just it doesn’t…you just can’t count on that for long because even though like you could be a center Right, dude, and then you spend nine months in a fucking infantry unit full of fucking mutant goons who are espousing all this hate and it’s easy to go from center Right to far Right, you know?

Margaret 44:05
Yep. Yeah, no, totally. And it’s…Yeah, fuck. Well, to go from that light subject to another really light subject. You mentioned that you were attacked, your caravan was attacked.

Agatha 44:20
Yeah.

Margaret 44:21
Do you want to talk about that? Do you want to say what happened? Is that right?

Agatha 44:24
Sure. It’s hard for me to just like, do it kind of like, you know, like, give you the synopsis. Like I kind of rant about it when I start going into details, because I start going into like lizard brain thinking about how I felt while I was there. So, with the caveat that like I want you to like be like, “rein it in,” if you’re like…if I’m given too many details, or if I’m going off on a fucking rant or whatever. Basically, we had done….we had been driving for like 48 hours on and off. We left Krakow. We got to Lviv. We dropped a bunch of shit. Picked up a bunch of shit. Got to Kyiv, dropped off a bunch of shit, picked up a bunch of shit, and this all started like insane. I was at the fucking ladies warehouse, loaded up like usual. And that grifter dude we were working with….so his thing was, he was working with the….What the fuck is their name? Not the Rotary Club. They’re like something like that. The Lion something? Do you know what I’m talking about?

Margaret 45:28
Yes, one of those like weird things. It’s like not the Masons, but it’s basically the Masons.

Agatha 45:32
Yeah, t’s not the Masons, but it’s kind of like the Masons, and they do like whatever…..So, he, I don’t know how he fucking did it got a bunch of funding for them, bought like two brand new vans and was out there, under the auspice that he was working for them. But he had all these weird things he was doing that he wouldn’t share too much information on. And he had a Land Rover and it was one of those fucking British Land Rovers with a steering wheel on the wrong side, or the other side, not the wrong side.

Margaret 46:01
When we’re British people, we can say the wrong side. That’s fine.

Agatha 46:06
So, we’re loading up all the shit. I’m waiting for the rest of my crew to get there. We got there a couple hours early. We get all loaded up. And I’m like, “Hey, person who runs the shit, like, what can I do to be of help while I wait for other people? Do you have shit that needs to get like moved around in the warehouse? You know, like, what do you need for me? She’s like, “I need you to get this fucking guy off my back. He won’t leave me alone. He wants to leave right now. And I told me, he’s got to wait till the rest of the convoy gets here so you all get to the border crossing at the same time when you’re supposed to. And you can give this paperwork to the guy who needs it.” And I was like, “Okay.” So the guy won’t shut up. Eventually, they get in a huge fight. He says, “We’re leaving,” and looks at me. And I was like, “What?” and the lady’s like, “Alright, good luck crossing the border,” you know. And he’s got his own van and he’s like, “You’re gonna drive this Land Rover full of shit by yourself. And you’re just gonna follow me to Kyiv where we drop this off to a unit of American volunteers who are all ex military. And they’re working on their own outside of the Ukrainian military. And they need a four by four vehicle to get in and out of like weird spots.” And I was like, “Okay, fine.” And then. So, I call the main planner of my group and I’m like, “Yo, dude is trying to be sketchy. He got in a fight with Lady. They’re at each other’s throats. He just wants us to leave. She wants us to get the fuck out of there just so she doesn’t have to deal with like, this, like sketchy male bodied person yelling at her. She just doesn’t need this, you know?” And he’s just like, “I’m so sorry to do this to you. But like, just go with him. Just like get out of there with him, like, help him out. We need his van space once we hit Kyiv because we have more supplies than we can bring to Kharkiv in the space we have. So, I was like, “Okay, fine, whatever.” And this guy like we eventually….She looks at me, she gives me a big hug. And she says, “I’m so sorry about this.” And I was like, “Sorry, about what?” And then she looks at the guy and she’s like, “Have fun crossing the border,” and handed him a thing of papers and like was like, “See you guys.” And then she’s just like, “Please stay safe, Agatha.” And I was like, “Okay.” And and then I was like, I don’t know what’s going on. This dude throws a radio on my lap. I had never used a fucking CB radio at this point in my life. And he’s just like, he’s like “Try to keep up.” And then he like fucking takes off on me. And I was like, What the fuck, and I’m like, racing to keep up with him. But, he’s passing all the semis on the highway and I’m driving a right handed vehicle. I have to get all the way in the other lane to see if there’s oncoming traffic, which is sketchy as fuck. I have never driven one of these things. It’s still like normal driving lanes, you know what I mean? It’s just a different driving side on the car. And it just was like the most stressful thing that’s ever happened to me. For four hours trying to keep up with this guy. And then we finally get to the Ukrainian border. We’re well outside that window of time she told us to get there. And he’s like, “Don’t worry, let’s skip the line. Let’s drive on the outside of the line in this like break down lane and get up to the gate and I’ll get us through.” And I was like, “I don’t think that’s gonna work, bro.” And he’s like, “Whatever.” We get all the way up there. I’m still sitting in the car. I see him arguing with the border guard. The border guard’s just pointing to the back of the line and then I’m like, “Fuck,” and then eventually he’s like, “Oh, we gotta try again blah blah blah.” And he like turns around and we go…we do this like three times. He argues with three different border guards. And eventually we just have to sit in line for like eight fucking hours like Lady told us we were gonna have to do if we didn’t fucking wait and he’s all griping about it and blah blah. Yeah. And I’m just like I want to be like, “I fucking told you so.” I don’t like this guy already. He’s like, super macho, has no regard for other people’s emotional like capacity for anything and it’s just about him and blah blah blah and he’s got to get this vehicle to this unit or they’re fucked and blah blah blah. We finally get through. He does the same shit, and I don’t know if you know anything about Ukrainian roads, but they are that was fucked up roads I’ve ever seen in my life. Like, before the war. Like there’s just like…they are fucked up. It’s like the main highways are just packed with potholes that like, are just so devastating when you hit them. You’re like, Oh my God, and like, he’s just flying down this highway and like, he’s like, “Keep up,” like I keep hearing in the radio get more and more staticky. He’s like, “I can’t see you back behind me. Like keep up. Blah, blah, blah.” And I was like, “Dude, you’re going too fast. Blah, blah, blah. We do this for a whole day. And we get to Lviv and then whatever….I missed a detail. It wasn’t Kyiv we were going to deliver this vehicle to. It was Lyviv, which is much closer to the border. We get we get to Lviv, and he’s like, “We gotta meet this fucking dude, and hand off this fucking vehicle. And I was like, “Okay, fine, whatever.” We finally get to this gas station. And there’s these two dudes dressed in fatigues with their weapons out, like totally out of place, and they’re holding gas cans. And he’s like, “There’s my dudes.” And I was like, “Okay.”

Margaret 51:16
From the Lions Club or whatever?

Agatha 51:18
Yeah, yeah. Well, no. He didn’t tell me how he knew these guys. He alluded to the fact that he was in Afghanistan for a while working with Blackwater motherfuckers doing the same shit, but just equipping Blackwater units like not other stuff. So, I was like, alright, this dude’s got sketchy friends. Whatever. Turns out this dude doesn’t know the fighter at all. They met through the internet. He’s not donating this vehicle. He’s selling it to them and then fucking dudes like all sketched out because he looks at this Land Rover and is like, “So, this thing’s good to go. It’s all like mechanically sound?” And dudes like “Yeah, it’s good. I had a mechanic look at it and everything in Poland blah, blah, blah.” And I was like, “Yo,” I could not shut up. I was like, “Yo, I drove this thing from fucking Krakow and it is not sound. Like you at least need new tie rod ends.” Like I’m a proficient mechanic. “I was like, You need new tie rod ends and or like fucking drag link for your steering unit. And like, I don’t know if you’ve looked at the back hubs, but like, they are rusted to fuck, like, Good luck getting the rotors off of the hubcap kind of shit. You know what I mean?” And he’s like, “Well, what the fuck, I can’t use this dude, we already paid you. I told you this was to get infantry units into hot zones, to do some sketchy shit. And to get out. Like, you told me this thing was going to be mechanically sound, and it just wasn’t and like, blah, blah, blah.” And I still had my whole kit from when I thought I was going to use my time there fighting. So, I feel bad for this guy. And I was like, “Hey, do you guys need any like, PPE or anything for one of your members of your unit? Like, he’s like, “Yeah, the Russians just overran our base. And we lost everything. Some of our dudes are wearing jeans and sneakers.” And I was like, “Okay, I got like, three sets of BDUs. I got a pair of combat boots. I got knee pads. I have a fucking thermal imaging camera. I have weapons sights. I have, like, you know, weapon attachments,” all this shit. And he’s like, “Oh, fucking A. Thank you so much.” And he’s like, you know, “Fuck this dude. I don’t know how I got mixed up.” I was like, “Whatever, just take all my shit. And we’re gonna get out of your hair. I’m so sorry this happened. Yeah, blah, blah, blah.” We get to Kyiv. We kick them out like I told you we did with a drunk dude. And then. And then like, another day later, we finally ended up in Kharkiv. We get rid of all our shit.

Margaret 53:32
Okay, how much of this is lizard brain? I’m just…

Agatha 53:35
A bunch. But I’m I’m at the point now it’s starting to matter.

Margaret 53:40
I appreciate that you’re telling like a hitchhiking story. So it’s like, it’s very relatable to me. Yeah, please continue. Sorry.

Agatha 53:46
So, we’re in Kharkiv. We’ve given up all our shit. We’ve re-supplied and done that shit like four times. We have one more delivery to do. And then we’re going to head back to Poland. And….

Margaret 53:57
Wait, who you with at this point? This is the rest of…The rest of your crew has caught up with you at this point?

Agatha 54:03
Yes, yes. The rest of the crew has caught up. They caught up with us after we handed off that vehicle to the unit. And they caught up with us in Kyiv. We did a bunch of drop offs. We did a bunch of pickups and then we all drove as a unit after we kick that dude out to Kharkiv, which is, I don’t know. It’s like 20 miles from the Russian border or something like that. I could be wrong. It’s not far. I mean, while we were there, you could hear artillery going off in the background. Yeah. You know, whatever. So we have 75 IFAKs to deliver to this one particular unit who, we had another wealthy benefactor, those two were in contact, the unit and this wealthy benefactor, this wealthy benefactor said “I know these people who will deliver it to you,” and that was us. So, we have 75 IFAKs. I don’t know if you know what an IFAK is.

Margaret 54:51
Yeah. Individual first aid kit. It’s a trauma kit for gunshot wounds, for anyone who’s listening.

Agatha 54:56
Yeah, it’s got a tourniquet. It’s got some quick clot. It’s got a chest seal. It’s got like a aluminum brace, it’s got all the shit you need to like, stop some bleeding for 20 minutes to hopefully get them to like a more well equipped place but…

Margaret 55:08
They save a hell of a lot of lives.

Agatha 55:10
They save so many lives and they’re so important and like…So, we were delivering 75 of those. We’re meeting this unit at this restaurant. It’s one of the only restaurants open in in Kharkiv that we can find. There’s like three Ukrainian families eating there. And we just start hearing artillery getting closer and closer to us. And we’re like, “Fuck, this is getting scary.” Like, we start feeling it in the table. Our glasses start shaking. And my friend with the Black Rifle Coffee shirt, he’s like, “Fuck, they’re bracketing us.” And I was like, “What is that?” And he’s like, “It’s when you have a, you know, an end goal in mind of where you want to hit. And then you like launch a round of munitions. And through whatever means whether it be like drones or whatever you see where it hits you readjust your calibration on your aiming device, you launch another round. It gets closer and then you’re getting closer to your target, right? Yes, I think they’re bracketing us.” The shit is getting closer and closer, because we’re at the base of the Soviet monument. And it’s like a 100 foot tall statue of a Ukrainian dude wearing like Russian combat gear from World War II and it’s like, supposed to be a Soviet monument to people who lost their lives fighting the Nazis in World War II, but someone had climbed all the way up there and taped a huge Ukrainian flag to their to their gun and it was like…it just seemed like that’s what they had to have been aiming for because it was like a big “Fuck you,” to Russia, you know what I mean? And yeah, so we’re like okay, and you know, we’re trying to get our social media presence up so we can get more donation so we ended up with this fucking Tik Tok’er with 2 million followers with us. And he doesn’t want anything to do with us most of the time. So, he got an Airbnb. We’re getting bracketed. We’re waiting for the….

Margaret 56:56
This sounds like a movie. You’ve got a Tik Tok guy with 2 million followers….

Agatha 56:59
It’s insane. It was fuckinginsane and we’re waiting for this military unit to come pick up the 75 IFAKs. We have our food boxed up. We’re like as soon as we give these dudes this shit we’re out of here. We’re leaving Kharkiv. And then someone’s like, my buddy, who’s the main planner is like, “Yo, y’all need to go get dude, he’s at an Airbnb, like fucking 10 blocks away.” So, we’re like, okay, so me and Canadian infantry dude get in a van and we start like going like 110 kilometers through the middle of Kharkiv literally shit blowing up all around us. We’re trying to get to this fucking dude. And we finally get there. And we’re like, “Where are you?” on the phone? We’re like, “We’re down here. Get the fuck in the van.” He gets in the van. We throw him a fucking vest with like body armor and give him a helmet and we start racing back to the fucking restaurant and it’s just like…there are just like artillery munitions going off all around us. it was fucking terrifying. And then we finally get to the park where this monument is that and we have to park, walk through the park itself to get to the restaurant where all the rest of our crew is at, right? So, we park our last two vans we have in the convoy. Me and Tik Tok’er get out. Dude I’m with gets out. Se start walking across the park and I mean even with….like people are just used to artillery going off in the city right, so there’s like old people everywhere soaking up the sun on benches and shit like that and people just like ignoring it and then we get like about I don’t know 30 minutes or 30 meters into the park and then all of a sudden I hear this explosion really close behind me. I turned around I see all the glass in our vans get shot out all at once. And then something blew up like right next to me and I lost consciousness. I woke up on the ground. Tik Tok’er was confused and like we both didn’t know what was going on. I couldn’t hear anything. All I heard was like the biggest like ringing in my ears I’ve ever heard. My chest hurt from the impact of like the sound wave hitting me.

Agatha 59:10
Yeah, yeah, I couldn’t breathe. I was just like freaking out. I just started like grabbing my body armor and seeing if there was like blood anywhere. I was like whatever, and then I realized I’m okay and then I’m like, “Fuck all the windows of the the restaurant that my buds were in are blown out and it’s like fucking on fire. It was like….so I run over there. Buddy is trying to….military dudes trying to tell me to get back in the van. I was like “I’m not getting back in the van, like that things like destroyed and blah blah blah.” And so I just follow him and we both run in and he’s just like “Boys, boys, where are you?” and we hear them yelling from the kitchen and everyone that was in the the dining hall went to the kitchen and we’re hiding behind this like knee wall and the military unit we were supposed to give this shit to was there and I was like “Fucking great. Like, there’s someone who knows what they’re doing.” Yeah. And everyone’s like, “Are you okay? Are you okay? Like, what’s going on?” And Meantime, there’s still rounds hitting all over the fucking place. And he’s like…everyone’s like, “What do we do? What do we do?” And I was like, “Yo, we got 75 IFAKs in the van right now. And there are people like hanging out with like, missing limbs and like, screaming, bleeding everywhere outside, like, we need to get out and try and help people. And I tried talking to the medic who was with the unit that we were meeting up and he just like, didn’t understand me. The interpreter was having a hard time. They lost their shit, you know? Yeah, everyone’s freaking out. And like, I’m just trying to get these people to follow me. I was like, “Just come to the park. Like, we know how to put tourniquets on. We know how to pack wounds, like, please, like, let’s just do this.” And everyone’s like, I don’t know.” A few of the people in my crew were like, “Yeah, let’s do it.” And then the people of this unit, like pissed me off, they’re like, “No, we should just hang out here till the artillery barrage stops.” And I was just like, “Fuck you. I’m going.” And then like me and four people went out. We ran to the vans, we fucking grabbed all these IFAKs and then we just like, dumped them on the ground and started ripping out tourniquets. And then we split off into different little teams and just started fucking tourniqueting people who were bleeding everywhere, like this one dude was like missing limbs and was just like screaming. It was like the most intense thing I’ve ever experienced. He ended up fucking dying. Like, it was just like, so nuts. And that went on for like, 25 minutes, 30 minutes. And, um, and my personal IFAK that I wore on my chest rig was like, that was the first one I ripped off, you know, and yeah, tourniqueted at this lady was bleeding heavily from her inner thigh and I was scared it was like a femoral artery or something. And, after like, 30 minutes, this ambulance shows up. And they’re just creeping by the park. They’re not stopping. And I was like, “Fuck,” and I like, stopped what I was doing because I had treated everyone I could find at this point. And I was like, in like, crazy mode. I was like hiding under a tree that would provide me no protection from an artillery round, but I was like, freaking out and then I saw them ran up. I was like, “Yo, you guys gotta get out of here. There’s people bleeding all over the place. Blah, blah, blah.” And then the military dude, I realized the medic had never even opened his fucking med kit. He was just standing there with hi AK watching us like tourniquet up…watching us of civilians like tourniqueting up all these people, and then fucking whatever. They’re like, as soon as the EMTs arrived, they eventually get out. They start tending to the people, we had been triaging. And then the military dudes just like, “Alright, we gotta get out of here.” And we get in our vans. We realized neither of them start. There’s like shrapnel gone through the engine compartment. So you can see a huge hole, yeah, radiator, whatever. So we get into their one of their vans, and we’re following them, then their car dies, because their shit was parked right next to us. And then eventually we make it to this military mechanic. And then we’re just sitting there and we don’t know what to do. The military unit doesn’t know what to do with us because we’re kind of their responsibility now. And they’re like, “We have a safe house in Saltivka.” It’s one of the biggest like developments in Kharkiv. It was, you know, it kept getting made bigger and bigger by more successive leaders of the Soviet Union trying to make their mark and blah, blah, blah, but huge apartment complex. And they’re like, “You can hang out here till we fix your vehicles.” And then basically we just hung out in this like barren apartment, drinking and taking our medics Tramadol, and trying to like not think about anything, and like, had like a corner of the apartment where all our bloody clothes were stashed. And you know what I mean, we didn’t want to go near it. And we hung out for three days getting bombed until we got our shit fixed. And then, you know, it was another two weeks before we finally got out of the country because their shit kept breaking. We kept coming across fucked up situations, but, and that’s eventually why I left you know, like, I was super traumatized. I had never seen someone die before. I’d never seen these fucking kinds of wounds before. You know, I’d never heard anything so loud before. Even that was scary. You know what I mean? And I was just, like, useless. I was like, “Guys, you can’t rely on me anything right now.”

Margaret 59:10
The concussion.

Margaret 1:04:19
I mean, you weren’t useless.

Agatha 1:04:20
Well, yeah, I mean, I was like, “You guys can’t rely on me for anything. I can’t drive. I can’t like, go get snacks.” You know what I mean? I was like, in the back of the van just like crying. I was like, I didn’t know how to process what had just happened. And and as soon as we got…two weeks later, as soon as we got to Krakow, I like use the last my money to buy a plane ticket home. And, you know, I started doing trauma therapy again, because like, I’ve done a lot of trauma therapy from like, childhood abuse stuff. And, you know, I was like telling my therapist, I was like, I fucked it up. I was so good with my PTSD. And now I redid it and they’re like, “No, this would be way worse if you never did all that trauma therapy for the other stuff. Like you’re good. Don’t worry about it.” So, it’s just been like a year of trying to like come to terms with all that shit. So, that’s the short and long of it. I’m sorry, I went lizard brain on you.

Margaret 1:05:07
No, no, I mean, one. I hope it’s like useful for you to talk about and I hope it’s useful for people to hear.

Agatha 1:05:12
It really is. it really is. And I don’t mean to interrupt you again. But like a good talking point to that is like, I have no one to talk to this about with like, yeah, other than the people I was there with because like, I don’t want to trauma dump on civilians and like, or people who haven’t been in, in these kinds of situations because like, the few times I’ve been like, people are like “You want to talk about it?” And I do this and I tell them and they’re like, “What the fuck?” You know what I mean? They’re fucked up from just hearing about it. I’m like, I didn’t want to do that to you. Yeah. And then like, the other option is like, I’ve tried finding like vet groups where like, it’s all combat vets who want to talk about shit. And I’m not invited there. You know, I’m a scummy anarchist, who was not in the military, but they’re like, the only kind of people I can kind of relate to or whatever, but so that that’s, that’s a big thing. So it is really helpful. And I appreciate you holding space for it. And like, yeah.

Margaret 1:05:13
Yeah, you know, we’re…I feel sort of bad that this is kind of coming in at the end of our end of the episode, but um, do you think you could talk….Do you want to like….So like trauma therapy? Is that the answer to how to deal with this kind of stuff? Is trauma therapy? Is that the kind of?

Agatha 1:06:25
For me. Yeah, I don’t know about other people. You know, I was just talking today on Signal with some folks who were there. I was like…they were like, “We’re so glad you’re coming back.” Well, because a bunch of them never stopped. You know, some of them military dude from Canada went right back home. A couple other people went right back home. Our interpreter ended up hitting anti tank mine in the Donbass like fucking three weeks later, and everyone in his crew died except for him. You know, like, other people did different things. But like a bunch of us kept doing what they were doing. And I was like, “Yeah, I’m really sorry, I needed to take so much time. I don’t know how you guys got over it so fast or dealt with it so fast.” And they’re like, “We didn’t. We just have different ways of dealing with it.” So like, for me, it’s trauma therapy. For other people, it’s different things, you know?

Margaret 1:07:07
Yeah. Well, do you, like out of this are you hoping, you know, for people to support the work that you’re doing? Is there something…or whether it’s supporting you directly? Or are there other things that you would like to point people towards if people who want to support getting shit to where it needs to go in Ukraine?

Agatha 1:07:31
I mean, honestly, like, I can be, like, selfish and be like, donate to our org and like….

Margaret 1:07:36
I mean, you can if you want.

Agatha 1:07:38
I know, but like, it’s just like, at this point, I’m like, if you wanted to help by now, you you probably would have. I don’t know. I’m like super….

Margaret 1:07:46
No, don’t be cynical about it. Like what? There’s like someone who’s listening who probably gave some stuff at the beginning, or maybe their financial situation has changed since the last time that someone reminded them you know?

Agatha 1:07:56
Exactly, I would say for anyone who wants to help and is like, not wanting to go there and physically help rebuild houses or like help at an orphanage and change diapers or like bring aid to someone or go fucking fight like whatever. If you can’t do that, I would pick an organization that is really transparent about what they do with their money. Talk to the people doing the actual runs, because in my experience, everyone’s more than welcome to tell you what they’re doing, what they’re spending money on, how they could use more money. Determine whether or not it’s like a good thing for you. Like if you want to focus on just you know, medical gear going to places who need it or food to like villages where it’s only the elderly left, who haven’t left, who can’t leave, you know, whatever, aligns with your specific worry about this conflict and donate some fucking money to him because like, you know, most of my friends ran out of their savings. They fucking used everything they had. They’re in debt now. Some of them just stay there because it’s cheap and they don’t have any more money and they can be of service there you know? So like, that’s what I would do. I raised like 5 or 6 thousand bucks my first trip and I totally exhausted all of my funding resources, so I have no more way to like get funding other than I’ve just been working on for like seven weeks straight.

Margaret 1:09:18
Do you want the people who are listening to this to fund you is what I’m getting at?

Agatha 1:09:21
Sure yeah, if you want me to drop my Pay Pal on my Venmo.

Margaret 1:09:24
Absolutely, please do.

Agatha 1:09:26
So my Venmo is @Eric-Woodbury-2. That’s my birth name. I don’t give a fuck I’m not….

Margaret 1:09:36
Can you spell Woodburry? And Eric actually can you just spell that for people.

Agatha 1:09:38
Capital E-r-i-c dash, capital W-o-o-d-b-u-r-y dash 2. And my picture on there is a picture of my ex holding my son. Yeah, and then my my Pay Pal is @jalutkewics@gmail.com.It’s my mom’s maiden name. I’m Polish from the Ukrainian border. Live my heritage. So, I’ve just always embraced my mom’s maiden name, but that those are my things. I’m hesitant to give the name of the organization I worked with, because I haven’t talked to them. Any money you give to me will go right to them.

Margaret 1:09:55
Yeah, I think people now believe you from….as you’re describing the amount of work that you have gone through to give people the things you bought.

Agatha 1:10:30
Yeah, you know, I just always feel like a fucking beggar or something. You know what I mean?

Margaret 1:10:42
No, I mean, I understand feeling that way. But no, like, don’t feel that way for at least in this context.

Agatha 1:10:47
I’ve saved up like five or six grand working in the last two months. And I’m just using. I’m just paying my own way. And using that, so yeah. But I want to thank you for having me on and giving me space to like kind of rant about this stuff. I don’t talk about it a lot. And I would like for other people to, to, you know, be able to hear what’s going on and like know about some of these experiences people are going through and if anyone out there wants to reach out to me, my instagram is @Jalutkewics. My profile picture is a tooth with a giant hole out of it that someone ripped out of my face, because I have bad fucking teeth, because I grew up in fost care, about like, whatever I’m down to like talk about shit. If you want to talk more about like how you can help, I can give you some direction or whatever, or just to say hi, like,

Margaret 1:11:19
Okay, well, thank you so much for coming on. And I I hope that we get to have you back on to talk more about the stuff that you’re working on in the near future.

Agatha 1:11:51
Thanks, Magpie. And I really appreciate you know, you reach now with our history and stuff. I was a scumbag when I was younger to all the listeners and like not the coolest guy, but like I always had good good moral compass and blah, blah, blah. But what….

Margaret 1:12:05
You were the first person who is visibly amab with a woman’s name that I hung out with.

Agatha 1:12:12
Oh, really?

Margaret 1:12:13
That was really useful for me.

Agatha 1:12:14
Oh, that’s great. I know. I’m surprised now like when I meet that, like, it’s still kind of rare. But I like you know, gender queer politics and like, I don’t ever identify as like a cis man, whatever. So it’s been great. Like reconnect. I’d love to come back on.

Margaret 1:12:36
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S1E62 – Janet on Sustainable Foraging

Episode Summary

Janet and Margaret talk about sustainable foraging, herbalism, wild tending, constructive ethics on why you might choose not to wildcraft, ways to impact your food intake in small but meaningful ways, unlearning extractive tendencies when harvesting food and medicine, and upholding indigenous wisdom around wild tending.

Guest Info

Janet (she/her) is an herbalist and teacher at the Terra Sylva School of Botanical Medicine. Janet can be found on wordpress at Radical Vitalism The school can be found on Instagram @terrasylvaschool. Janet does a podcast called The Book on Fire.

Janet recommends reading The Honorable Harvest by Robin Wall Kimmerer.

Host Info

Margaret can be found on twitter @magpiekilljoy or instagram at @margaretkilljoy.

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Transcript

Janet on Sustainable Foraging

Margaret 00:14
Hello, and welcome to Live Like the World is Dying, your podcast for what feels like the end times. I’m your host today, Margaret Killjoy. And this week we’re going to be talking about herbalism and foraging and sustainable foraging of herbalism, and forage….[Trails off] That’s what we’re gonna be talking about with with Janet Kent, who you all have heard from before on another episode from a long time ago, about herbalism. And I think you’ll all get a lot out of this episode. But first, this podcast is a proud member of the Channel Zero network of anarchists podcasts. And here’s a jingle from another show on the network.

Margaret 01:12
And we’re back. Okay, so Janet, if you could introduce yourself with your name, which I guess I already said, and your pronouns and kind of what you do for a living as, which would help people understand why they should listen to you about this topic.

Janet 01:44
I am Janet Kent, my pronouns are she/her. I run a school of botanical medicine that’s located about an hour outside of Asheville, in southern Appalachia, and in so called Western North Carolina. And I’m also a clinical herbalist. And I also live in hardwood co [conifer] forest. And so I’m surrounded by wild plants. And specifically, like this region of southern Appalachia has a long history of settler wild crafting as a kind of hustle. And there were a lot of…when most pharmaceuticals came out of plants back in the day, this was a huge nexus of harvesting and distributing, and people extracted a lot of plants from the wild as a means of survival and sold them to the pharmaceutical companies. So, that is partially because this is a really ecologically rich place. But, I say all that just to say that I’m surrounded by plants that have medicinal value, even in like the larger market outside of the home forager or home apothecary. So, it’s something that like, we have to really think about here and are forced to. Even though we’re surrounded by the medicine, the ethics of that are something that I think about pretty regularly. So, I might be better situated than some to consider that. Yeah,

Margaret 03:13
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And that’s why I wanted to have you on to talk today, right? Because I feel like this is this question that is coming up more and more as foraging becomes a little bit more mainstream. Or? Well, I guess, actually, to start with, we were talking earlier, and you talked about how there’s sort of a foraging craze that’s coming from the pandemic, I was wondering if you could kind of talk about that, like what’s happening right now in foraging?

03:38
Yeah, I mean, while I do think there was a much more of a burst during the pandemic, when people were getting outside more. Public spaces, and parks became more visited once they were open again. And you saw just a lot more people out. I don’t know, like how much time you spend in public spaces. But, there was a huge increase in people national parks, and national forests, State Forest, all of those kinds of places. And even just in city parks and such. And I think that there has been a lot of social media content that’s being created around foraging. And it is like a way that people can get excited about gathering their own food. It can be a really nice, like gateway to like relationships with plants, because people start to learn to identify plants and learn what is food. And I definitely think that there’s no small part of this that is also connected to people wanting to spend less money on food. I mean, we have applicants for school sometimes even say, you know, like, I want to learn more about plants that are useful for food and for medicine, because I need to spend less money. So there’s like an economic incentive here, as well. And I should probably spend some time on that in a bit. But, also I would just say that over the last…I don’t know, it’s probably been more than a decade, there has just been a surge in interest in wild plants, including for food and for medicine.

Margaret 05:10
Yeah. And that’s either really good or really bad depending on who you ask, Is that what’s Is that what’s happening right now?

Janet 05:19
Yeah, I would say that there can be pretty binary of viewpoints on this. And it’s interesting, I mean, something that you probably see with a lot of people that you interview or with different communities that you might be in as there is a rise in awareness of just the colonial project that we’re all part of still. And so that this is still occupied territory. There are indigenous people here whose land settlers are occupying. There is a certain level of guilt that can come with that awareness…[interrupted]

Margaret 05:56
Right?

Janet 05:56
[Continues] If you are someone who is not indigenous to turtle islands, and the way that I see that play out sometimes, not always, is with people sometimes seeing kind of stark black and white ideas around what is good and what is not good, and relationship. And we see people who hear like, “We shouldn’t wildcraft,” or they memorize like this all wildcrafting, which is the word that herbalist and people who are into plant medicine will use to describe harvesting herbs for medicine specifically. I don’t actually hear ‘wildcrafting’ used to refer to food. Yeah, but so wildcrafting can be seen as strictly extractive and people just taking from the wild, because as I mentioned in the introduction, there is a long history of plants being taken en mass from the forests, to serve the pharmaceutical industry. And even now, there are certain plants that are threatened and endangered because they are used, even in European markets.

Margaret 07:03
Like what?

Janet 07:05
Black cohosh, specifically, is an herb that is seen as being helpful for some menopausal states. And it’s used in…So in Europe, it’s more license legal to be a doctor who uses plant medicine. And so you can prescribe herbs there. It’s more regulated as well, but definitely tons of black cohosh are sent abroad every year. And from what…I met someone who works, is sort of like from a root digging family, like a traditional Appalachian root digging family, but she said she’d been in warehouses where there was just like piles of rotting roots of black cohosh, you know, cause people…

Margaret 07:48
Oh, God.

Janet 07:48
Yeah, the work of, as in is usually the case, like the piece workers, the people who are gathering are paid shit. And then the stuff is piled up. It’s not stored very well. Some fraction of it will make it into medicine. And so there is very much a problem with extraction en masse of plants, especially when the root is what’s being harvested, because that kills the plant. Right?

Margaret 08:12
Yeah. Ginseng is like one that I feel like I hear about too.

Janet 08:16
Absolutely. Ginseng would be a great example. And interestingly, I mean, you may even live in ginseng country. I do, for sure. But, that’s something that’s, you know, has been historically, as settlers came into these mountains, have shipped abroad, because by the time the Revolutionary War happened here, already, there was a dearth of ginseng in China because so much had been wild harvested, and they hadn’t really put in cultivation yet. And so, as soon as the global market, people within the global market figured out that there was a similar ginseng here, they started shipping it abroad, and actually ginseng sales helped pay for the Revolutionary War.

Margaret 09:02
Oh, god. Uh huh.

Janet 09:03
Which is just so wild. Yes. So, there is very much history of extraction of plants.

Margaret 09:10
Yeah. For the extractive project that is the Revolutionary War

Janet 09:14
Yes, absolutely, a huge scale. So, when we are thinking about our own personal use or serving our communities or, you know, a lot of people will try to make herbal products as a side hustle, then we do need to confront our personal relationship with that legacy. That’s obviously really important. However, the amount of time and energy people spent in policing other people’s foraging and wildcrafting is a lot, as you may imagine.

Margaret 09:42
Yeah, social media is particularly good at getting us to level our weapons at each other. Yeah.

Janet 09:48
Right. So, we see a lot of that, and I feel like the the climate has not been very nuanced for this conversation, because what’s true, and this is probably a part of what you’re wanting to get out with this episode is that there’s a really big difference between digging up a 15 year old root of a plant in the forest that took that long to get that big and taking the whole root and killing it, than there is actually harvesting weeds or harvesting invasive plants or plants that are here in abundance. And actually, you can harvest some kinds of plants in a way that is supportive to the plant community that they live in, because they’re opportunistic or taking too much space. And so, I think when we have a black and white rubric around this, and much like all wildcrafting is extractive, we’re also forgetting that there is a way for humans to be in relationship with plant communities in a way that fosters diversity and richness in the ecology. And can be a form of wild tending. And that is how Turtle Island was maintained by all of the indigenous folks who are living in so many different plant communities around the continent before Europeans showed up and disrupted that.

Margaret 11:04
Okay, so what are some of the…I like, examples. It makes it really more concrete in my head. Like, what are some of the examples of plants that you’re helping that plant community by foraging or or by? Yeah.

Janet 11:17
Okay. Yeah, that’s, that’s a good question. And there’s, I’ll share with you a book, there’s a whole book on invasive plant medicines. And so I’m going to say ‘invasive’ here, I know that that’s a controversial word to some people. But, what I mean is plants that came after 1492, and are opportunistic and can take over spaces, and take up space. So, that’s what I mean when I’m saying that, and we can say ‘non native’ or ‘invasive’ or just ‘opportunistic,’ but I’m gonna say ‘weedy’ and ‘abundant’ plants here. Plantain would be a weedy and abundant plant, and mugwort can be quite opportunistic, and take over in some places. Mimosa tree, the really beautiful pink firecracker looking tree that grows in the southeast pretty abundantly is pretty opportunistic. It can take over spaces for sure, you know, and sometimes native plants are also pretty weedy as well. Yarrow is a plant that comes from Europe, that there are some native varieties too, but they tend to not be as opportunistic. A lot of garden plants that have escaped, like catnip or horehound you might find in other places, sometimes lemon balm goes feral, in some places, as well. So, those would be some examples. But, a lot of trees that you see…[corrects self ] well, it’s hard to say…Trees that were planted for landscaping, and then kind of move out like, Tree of Heaven is an example. There’s a lot of different trees that got brought in at various points that have spread out and can really out compete other trees. Yeah.

Margaret 12:57
This is really interesting to me for a lot of reasons…I mean, I’m kind of notoriously bad for someone who like often lives off grid or like, you know, I live mostly alone on a bunch of acres in a mountain or whatever in Appalachia. And I’m like, kind of notoriously bad at actually knowing the plants around me and how to engage with them besides being like, I swear, one year, I’m gonna be here in the fall and eat the acorns. You know, has been my plan for however many years. I’ve done every step of acorn harvesting at various points and never actually finished it and eaten them. But, so it’s just, it’s kind of interesting to me because as I walk around, you know, the place that I live, I become more and more familiar with some of these plants and it’s interesting to think about them in different ways. And then also think about, like, whether or not I have a desire or like, a role in sort of shaping what plants grow around me. And like, I don’t even know the answer that yet. Like, I mean, what I sort of in my head, I’m like, I believe both the pines and the Oaks near me are fairly, you know, native to this area, or whatever. But, I’m like, but I like the Oaks more. And so I’m like, Is it bad to start, like, kind of cutting back the pines and like trying to propagate more of the Oaks? Like, maybe the tree level is a higher level of thinking about because they take a lot longer, but is that something that like, people should be doing in the kinds of….should be is a weird question….but [people] could think about doing in the places that they forage or, like thinking about what the current plant environment community is and what it could be shifted towards? Or is that like, do you stay out of it? This is not a question. Sorry.

Janet 14:39
Yeah, no, I, I think I can pick the through line in there, which is that: what would a good relationship look like when foraging? And to me, you know, I wasn’t taught this way at all. I definitely came up in herbalism when this was not part of our conversation. But, I think in general, wild tending is the way to go where you actually have a perennial relationship with the plants that you live around or the plants that you visit, or the places that you’d like to harvest so that you can pay attention to when they’re healthy and when they need support. See which plants are taking up some more space, you know, I mean, depending on what pines you’re around, you know, those would have at one time been controlled partially through fire management practices, because they burn more than oaks. So, you know, that’s like…I mean, not that we’re trying to like, go back to some pristine era, because that’s not possible. There’s just sort of moving forward from where we’re at. But, but it is true that in a lot of places where there were mixed forest in that way, there would be periodic fire for….support hunting, which would have taken out the pine. I mean, I think that personally, preferential treatment of different plant communities and landscapes feels pretty intuitive. And also, if you look back through history, but also if you just look at different cultures that are living in a sort of a tending/stewardship relationship with the plants around them, there is usually preferential management practice, which that’s kind of like a boring way to say it, but yes, like favoring the plants you would like to see do better and favoring plants often that are useful to humans, and wildlife. You know, before the American Chestnuts went through, they’re blight, they’re not extinct, there are still a few left, but before the chestnut blight took out such a large amount of the chestnut trees on the eastern coast that was the dominant tree. And yes, they were taller and larger than most of the trees in the forest, but there was a level of preference for those because they made tons of food every year. And so humans and birds and other animals that like chestnuts, propagated the chestnuts by moving them around, even a squirrel burying a bunch of chestnuts is going to make more chestnuts come up, you know? So I think that that is a pretty natural way to relate to the plants around you, which is to favor some over others, you know. And when you start to pay attention to like, who’s just kind of taken over, which can be plants that are actually from here too. And you want….ecosystem’s tend to benefit from number of connections and number of members. And so you want to see richness in both of those numbers. You want to see more members and you want to see more connections. So, when you have any one member dominating, you’re having less of both. And I think if we can think of tending towards, you know, the word diversity is almost destroyed at this point for usefulness, however, I could say that ecologically, what I mean is like, yes, strengthen members and connections.

Margaret 17:57
Okay. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense to me. I don’t know, I’ve been really enjoying just like, you know, I have a dog now. So, I have to walk around a lot. And actually, like, pay more attention, because he’s always like finding all of the things and making me pay attention to it. I don’t know where I’m going with that. There’s cactus where I live. And it confuses the hell out of me. Yeah, I live in West Virginia.

Janet 18:21
Are they prickly pears?

Margaret 18:24
I don’t know. They’re small. They’re like low to the ground. They’re like big, round, green lobes kind of like hanging out on the ground. There’s not a lot of them. But, it confuses the hell out of me. I have no idea if they’re native to this area or not. I don’t understand. I don’t know why I’m telling you that. Now everyone knows I have cactus.

Janet 18:51
Dogs are wonderful for getting us out of the house and out into the world, you know, and then you start to pay attention to who else is around, you know, the dog leads you to the others. Right?

Margaret 19:00
Yeah, totally. It’s how I know about all the turtles on the property is my dog finds them in and hangs out with them and just sort of stares at them. And then I watch them.

Janet 19:07
Are they box turtles?

Margaret 19:08
Yeah, there’s some kind of. Yeah, I think they’re box turtles. They’re not, uh, they’re not doing so well. I looked them up. There’s not a lot of them. But, I live somewhere where there’s not a lot of roads. So they don’t die as much.

Janet 19:22
Right. I love box turtles. I actually wanted to bring up a different similar creature when I was thinking about this topic earlier, which is that I think that, while I can be like, it’s all you know, ‘we need to turn relationships, we need to be stewarding land,’ all of these things, it is worth noting that generally, wildlife and plant communities are under pressure when people get hungry. And you know, I was in Florida near some of the beautiful springs down there a few years ago, and I’ve also seen these In parts of the Gulf South, but there are these really cool tortoises called gopher tortoises. Have you ever met one of those?

Margaret 20:05
No,

Janet 20:07
They’re kind of big. I just realized I’m using my hands and you’re able to see my hands on the podcast. However, they’re pretty big turtles.Tortoises. And, they’re so cool. One of the things they do is they make these burrows That’s why they’re called gopher tortoises, but they help a lot of different creatures survive hurricane flooding and other like vast flooding, because other animals will hang out in their burrows. They’re like, wombats or something. They’re like a helper species that makes habitat for other animals. But, I was reading about them when I was down there and in the Great Depression, the locals down on the Gulf South and in Florida, called them Hoover Chickens. Because they were naming after present President Hoover, who they were blaming for the Great Depression and just got….because they eating so many tortoises to survive, okay, and the tortoise population just like dropped out during that time, and they’re slowly getting back, but they have a hard time too, like the box turtles that we live near. And so when I read that I just, it made me really…it made me think about foraging honestly, and how much I had seen this like uptick, with the economic dip, and made me just understand the level to which we need to be emphasizing what’s abundant. And what you know…a tortoise….Tortoises are not abundant. They were not abundant even back then, probably. But like, what species are there a lot of? Which species does harvesting actually help the larger plant community? But, also with individual species, there’s plants where if you harvest in a specific way that helps propagate them, then you can help increase their numbers as well. And that’s going to differ from plant to plant. But, I think that what I would like to see with people getting more and more excited about foraging and wild harvesting of herbs in general, is that actual consciousness about what it is to help their numbers grow so that it’s not as much of an extract of relationship?

Margaret 22:14
Yeah, no, I remember reading one of the things that like really stuck with me, I read a long time ago, it was about how during the Great Depression, like squirrels and deer were hunted to near extinction in various places. And like….

Janet 22:29
Wow

Margaret 22:29
Yeah, exactly. And, you know, these are the things when I think of abundant animals, right, I think of deer and squirrels, at least where I live. And, and so that, that realization that we actually have an impact, you know. Like, the small amounts of destructive things we do really can add up. Obviously, we’re living through a, you know, climate level of all of that coming. But no, that’s, that’s makes me sad about the tortoises. But okay, so So what are some examples then of these? I know I just keeping like, give me more examples, because I like the stories of it. But like, what are some of the plants that you’re like helping? I can imagine, for example, like, I mean, obviously, chestnuts are very complicated right now. But, you know, harvesting chestnuts, of course, doesn’t necessarily negatively impact the tree. And earlier you were talking about basically being like roots are like much more complicated to extract, or there are like ways of extracting roots that are less bad? Would you mostly say to anyone listening to this unless you know, better just don’t mess with roots and work on some other stuff?

Janet 23:39
Yeah, you know, and actually, you’re reminding me that when I have been seeing a lot of like, more like virally popular foragers, they don’t tend to emphasize roots, which I feel grateful for. And yeah, I would say that in general, unless you have a perennial relationship with a plant community than just staying away from roots is a good idea. But with a lot of plants, there are ways to harvest where you’re not actually greatly impacting the plant. Let me think of some examples of that. I mean, I almost don’t want to bring up ramps because they are so over harvested in some places. Those are wild leeks for people who might not know, but what is true is that if instead of harvesting the bulb, the white bulb, it’s kind of like an onion, garlicky thing and each can just take a leaf and harvest leaves from a big patch instead of digging them up that’s gonna make a huge difference. Now when you see restaurants start saw offer foragers money for ramps, at least in my neighborhood, I started to see much more like big holes dug where they’re just digging up clumps of them at a time and then just taking them wholesale out to sell, you know, and so, I would say like, yeah, the above ground parts are always always gonna be more sustainable to harvest. But also, if you’re taking flowers from a plant, for example. I’m trying to think of like a good example of this. I love peach flower medicine, I love peach flower for grief and for hot agitated states and there are feral peach flower trees and, and there’s old orchards that are no longer sprayed. And when you’re harvesting peach flowers, you can actually support the tree because they need to not let all of those flowers go ripe and become flat fruit because it’s too much. So, if you selectively just pick a couple blooms off the into clusters, that’s actually going to help the plant overall, you know? Or I’m thinking of, I wanted to give another example of something in a more urban setting. but linden trees are plants, there are some linden trees that are native to this continent, they’re called basswood trees, that’s the name here. But there’s European lindens that are planted ornamentally There’s a bunch of them in downtown Asheville. But that’s like, where there’ll be a huge tree covered with thousands of blossoms and the flowers are the medicine there too. And they’re always covered with bees. Bees love them. But, if you see something like that, where you’re like, it’s impossible to even imagine how many there are, then you can take some flowers, and you’re not going to hurt that tree. You know, I guess if we all did that, that would be something we’re thinking about. And that’s why having a perennial relationship where you see the shifts through the years, see who’s getting hit. And, if an area is being over harvested, you can tell because you’ve been paying attention, that would be something to do. But yeah, I would say like there are a lot of like flowering trees where you can get the flowers or you could even prune some of the branches and have some of what you need. But also with urby plants, the above ground plant, you can kind of see the parts, the aerial parts is what we call them, and notice how much has gone. And usually you can tell if someone else has been there, right. So, that would be what I would say. But again, if you if you’re sticking to really weedy abundant plants, then this is going to just be less of an issue like goldenrod, for example, is a gorgeous endemic plant, or a plant that grows on a lot of parts of Turtle Island, which is a really excellent allergy remedy. Not so good for food. But they’re incredibly weedy. You’ll see a giant field of them right over the place, you know, and so if you just stuck to plants that were pretty weedy and abundant like that, even if you got as much as you’re going to need for the year, it would be very little in a dent of even one plant stand.

Margaret 27:45
Yeah. Okay, so I took a bunch of notes on what you were saying, because there’s so many pieces that I want to pick apart. And one of them is this, I’ve been running across this thing more, and I suspect you’ve probably run across a mortgage or rent more in these circles. But this idea that like, the concept of nature is sort of a colonial construct. This idea that like, when we create the idea of nature, we’re talking about something that is distinct from humans, and how that’s like, kind of this thing that like gets us off the hook. Like when we imagine like humans as only bad. It like lets us off the hook for being bad as compared to like, it seems like you could talk about either you show up and you dig up all the roots of these, you know, ginseng or whatever that’s been there forever, and you just like mess everything up, versus they’re like other plants that do very well for humans as part of the ecosystem interacting with them in the same way that they do very well for having bees in the ecosystem or birds in the ecosystem. Whatever. Yes. I don’t know, it’s really interesting to me. And I’m wondering if that’s like a conversation that…

Janet 28:46
I think that’s been a helpful conversation, I think, for people to have around not just having black and white thinking around it, which is what you’re gonna get, I think, which is that, if we’re actually in relationship, then we’re going to be able to care for the plants instead of just taking or just ignoring. I mean, there’s definitely, unfortunately, a pretty big segment of people who are into environmental biology who do have a very hands off, ‘don’t interfere, just leave it,’ you know, kind of perspective.

Margaret 29:21
The Star Trek approach.

Janet 29:23
Definitely, which is I mean, ridiculous given that there are no plants left on the planet who are not being impacted by human activity. So, you actually going in and maybe… So, part of, this is like, kind of an aside from what we’re talking about, but there’s this concept called assisted migration, which when you’re like, “These plants hate how hot it’s getting right here. We should move them further north.” You know, and so there’s all these people who are like, “No, no, we can’t interfere. We might ruin everything.” You know, it’s like time traveling or something like we actually, like do one thing wrong and everything will be, it’ll be a clusterfuck. And the whole system will collapse because we move this tree up there. And who knows who else is on there. But then there’s a lot of people who there’s actually like secret groups who meet to help with assisted migration and to propagate. It’s really wild. Anyway, I say all this just to say that, like I’m not on a never interfere with, because I think the interference is happening already. I mean, it’s not my life’s work to move trees around to places where they might make it. Right. But that is something that, you know, even the research we have about this extinction crisis is just that the loss is huge. And are there places where we could support life becoming, like diversifying and strengthening, plant communities as other trees are coming out? Like right now, where I live? I don’t know if this is how you’re where it is where you’re at or not, but the ash trees are all dying.

Margaret 30:56
The ash borer, whatever? Yeah.

Janet 30:58
And it’s really happening hardcore where we live. So yes, it is true that there will be other trees that are going to come in to those canopy gaps, to live. But we are seeing these forests change dramatically right now. And it’s just, it’s going to be interesting. Like, there are people who, because the hemlocks are dying out as well from the woolly adelgid along the rivers and streams, and some places around here, there are people who are like, “Well, what are the plants that we could put in here intentionally, that would help shade that would support the trout and support the life in here?” You know, and so those kinds of ecosystem design frameworks make people really uncomfortable because of the level of damage that has happened through the inadvertent introduction of certain species.

Margaret 31:48
Right. Well, it’s like, if we fucked something up so bad. And ‘we’ is a weird word to use in this context. But sure, you know, I mean, I’m a settler here and I, you know, reap the rewards of that in terms of like, the foods available to me at the store, whatever, tons of shit. But okay, we fucked this thing up so bad. I can understand people’s like, “Oh, no, we fucked it up. We just shouldn’t do anything.” But, but that’s a little bit like, pushing someone over. And then they’re like, “Help me up,” and you’re like, “No, last time I interacted with you, it went really bad. So I’m just gonna walk away.”

Janet 32:25
No, I mean, exactly. Like, we’re gonna just watch the destruction happen that is in the wake of this economic system, and not actually do anything to change it, because we might hurt something. I mean, it’s absurd when you actually lay it out that way.

Margaret 32:41
Yeah, we set the house on fire. And now we don’t want to run in and help people because we just make everything worse, so we should avoid everything. I mean, it’s because I think that it makes sense for people to not be like, wildly cavalier about deciding that, you know, they should just get to reengineer the way that ecosystems work. I like, Oh, that’s such an interesting tension that I don’t have any answers for but…

Janet 33:07
Well, I mean, there is a lot of tension with it. I mean, I think a lot of times when I see scientists who are taking a really hard line, ‘no interference’ stance, they are people who don’t study indigenous land management, and don’t understand the level to which humans normally play in ecosystem, design and movement, and construction. And so I think that in general, what would be the wisest thing to do for anyone would be you know, what, if you’re not indigenous to this place, what are the indigenous folks around you saying about what is wild tending? And what does support and stewardship of this land look like right now?

Margaret 33:45
Right. Yeah, though, that makes sense. What is involved in…you know, I’m not indigenous and what would be involved in trying to find that out where I’m at? Do I look for people who are like kind of talking about that publicly? I assume the answer is not just like, go find my friends who are indigenous and be like, “You there…”

Janet 34:05
Well, it depends. I mean, it really depends where where people live. I mean, there are in many places around the continent, I’m learning more and more about this, there are actually are cultural centers where you can talk to folks and be like…who are working on land management stuff, right then you know, within whatever tribal sovereignty they have in that situation. Here, this is unceded, Cherokee land, but you know, we are in contact with folks who are doing wild tending and talking about…a lot of the schools there in the Cherokee where the actual reservation is, they are actually trying to introduce more and more wild foods, you know, and so through talking to folks who are part of that project, we’ve been able to be like, “Okay, like, what, would be helpful for you to have more of?” Also, one thing that I would say in most places, there’s some tension between what indigenous groups…what land they have access to and in the Cherokee area, I mean, a specific part that they’re still have control over right now, you know, I know a grandmother who was given a $500 citation for picking herbs in the National Forest, for her daughter’s memorial, you know, and, at the same time, like they had to have…the Cherokee folks had to push through to try to get a permit to be able to pick this plant called sochan, which is a wild perennial green that people eat in the spring especially. And so through communicating around with those folks, like I’ve been able to, like learn, like what plants are being prioritized with them, but also like supporting them, you know, like, they had to petition the state for us to be like, “Can we pick herbs on this land?” Right? Yeah. And so actually, like, as annoying as it is supporting that getting the word out, making sure that there’s a shit ton of signatures sent to the State Forest, which are just like that this even a question is absurd, right? Especially because there are plenty of settler foragers just going out and foraging with no sort of impact. I mean, they’re having an impact, but they don’t have to deal with any consequences. So yeah, I guess I would say is like figuring out who’s just around you, you know, and usually, and the thing is, is I don’t know how the regions are all over the country, but it definitely in the west and southwest and in some parts of the southeast, too, it’s not that hard to find cultural centers, or people who are working on land and food sovereignty, where they’re at. And so I would just say, I don’t know about specifically where you are and that’s an interesting question. But, there are cultural centers in a lot of places that will have people working on food, wild food support, and often just like land tending and medicine ways. And I know, in the West, like, we’ve had a couple of students who actually are doing fire management, intentional fire trainings with with different indigenous tribes out there. And so they’re actually learning to do the fire management practices from the people on the ground who had that tradition. And I think that’s a fascinating way to learn to and to be like…because that can be somewhat dangerous as you’re learning, right?And so like, that feels like a pretty big service to me, to be like, “Could you help do that kind of work somewhere?” And you would learn as you went, what plants are being prioritized, which plants need support, what plants are problems, you know, through through that work as well.

Margaret 37:55
Okay. I liked that. I liked that’s…I feel like usually that kind of question the like, “Well, what can you do?” doesn’t have as good of a concrete answer as that I really appreciate that. One of the things you were talking about earlier, you’re talking about, you know, the ramps that are being sold to the restaurants and stuff, right? And I was just thinking about how it seems like when you’re talking about foraging, and when you’re talking about wildcrafting, obviously, scale matters, but also when money gets involved, it seems like it gets real messy. And like, I wonder how people like, like, is there any ethical wild foods that introduce into market environments? Or is it like pretty much, if you’re going to be doing foraging, you should be feeding yourself and your family and maybe your community but not doing it at like market scale?

Janet 38:49
Yeah, that’s tough. I mean, I don’t know. There’s definitely some folks around here who do like a wild food, food share even. And then there’s people who do wild food…there’s like a wild food booth at the farmers market because of this. That’s how it is around here. There’s just more people with that interest who are willing to pay the big bucks for foraged items. And so I can imagine…

Margaret 39:07
Which is just like ironic, but anyway.

Janet 39:09
Yeah, if you could see what’s on the table at this spot, it’s pretty wild. But um, anyway, but so that feels like a scale….it’s not that….I’m like, who’s actually….like, how much are they actually selling at the farmers market every week? Like, you know, I don’t know, it doesn’t seem like huge but once we think about like actually scaling up to like, say, like, provide for several stores or something like that, and it does get kind of out of hand. And I know that in some places, like mushroom foraging has gotten pretty wild in a way that can be destructive, but again, that depends on the mushroom. I mean some mushrooms, it actually helps them to have a lot of people in there just sort of disturbing the ground and like spreading the spores around, while some mushrooms when it’s not actually the fruiting body like Chaga or something it can be somewhat damaging harvest a lot of it. It really just depends. I think that, if, say like your product was something that was a really, a plant that’s causing a lot of trouble in a whole area? Like around here there’s there are people who are working really madly on kudzu root production and using kudzu root for for starch and using kudzu root to make paper. They have this kudzu camp every year and like dig a ton of kudzu root and just trying to figure out how many ways they could work with kudzu root. If that was what was entering the market, then that would be fine. Because as you know, having lived in the southeast, there’s no shortage of kudzu for people to work with. So, if we were actually making a marketable item out of opportunistic and aggressive plants, then that would be not a bad idea, actually. I mean, yeah, who knows? I’m sure it could get weird.

Margaret 40:59
Yeah. Right, because you could eventually enter the nonprofit trap. Like, I’m not anti nonprofits. But at some level, every nonprofit has a financial incentive to continue its problem existing.

Janet 41:10
Oh, yes. Right. Exactly. Yeah. So you’d be like, “Oh, God, we’ve got our kudzu. What are we gonna do?”

Margaret 41:15
Yeah, exactly. I mean, that’s a good problem for us to run into, right?

Janet 41:22
Yeah, definitely.

Margaret 41:23
And then, like, I was thinking about one of the other places I’ve been with the most, like intense invasive things, I think of like, the Himalayan blackberries in the Pacific Northwest, that will just like, take over every field. And, and in some ways, I’m like, “Oh, yeah, great, you know, blackberries.” And then I’m like, “Oh, I think if you’re just picking the berries, you’re actually just propagating.”

Janet 41:42
Totally,

Margaret 41:43
We would need to instead like have the commercial product, ‘heart of BlackBerry root’ or something, you know?

Janet 41:50
It would need to be the root. Probably, yeah. Which is just so wild. If you’ve ever removed a lot of that stuff, it’s so intense.

Margaret 41:58
Yeah, I used to do landscaping. And that was, most of what we did is remove Blackberry, BlackBerry root balls or whatever. It’s been a long time.

Janet 42:08
I think also, since you brought the Northwest up again, I just wanted to say that like part of what I would want to just share here, since we’re giving different specific examples is that really, it just matters like place to place even weedy and abundant plants in some places can be a problem if you’re harvesting them other places. Like here, stinging nettle is like pretty aggressive. It’s abundant. There’s a lot of places where you can harvest a huge amount and make barely a dent in the stinging nettle patch. But, I know that there are places in the Northwest where there’s actually been a problem. And there are certain butterflies who exclusively lay their eggs, that have caterpillars that feed on nettles, which I don’t remember what kind of butterfly this is, and so those butterflies have become endangered because of the foraging craze around Portland specifically, because it’s a very small area that they inhabit. So, while I could be like “Nettles, great, just take the top third of the plant. It’s a huge patch, it won’t matter.” Like that doesn’t translate to everywhere across the continent, right? So part of what we have to do if we’re going to be foraging much for food or medicine is to actually know what are the conditions for the plant where we live? And not just have…I can’t give a list of what’s safe to harvest everywhere. That’s why invasives can feel a little safer. Because generally, if you know something invasive, then you already know that it would be helpful to right take some of them out, but other plants not so much. You know.

Margaret 43:41
That’s actually one of the things that’s really interesting. I think there’s a lot of topics that we talked about on the show where you kind of can’t learn from this show. You kind of can’t learn from this like: “Oh, I follow a forger on Instagram. therefore know all this stuff.” I mean, like, I’m sure you can learn a ton of stuff that way. I’m not trying to disparage that, or my own show. But it sounds like local knowledge will always be necessary in a lot of different fields that are the kinds of fields that we like, we as a species need to like learn or we as a culture or whatever, like need to learn in order to survive what’s coming anyway are a lot of these skills where we’re actually interacting with the places we’re at in terms of you know, whether it’s like making microclimates that the temperature doesn’t change as much or being able to continue to eat food on a regular basis or whatever. as we as we move more local, a lot of the knowledge has to move local. That’s really interesting to me.

Janet 44:35
Yeah, that’s definitely true. And I would also say that it’s something that like you have to kind of pay attention to over time, because we have local knowledge as of now, but the climate is shifting so quickly. And a lot of people I know are in zones that have changed already in the past five years. And so, we also need to be paying attention to like who amongst the plants is impacted by this shift to warmer and erratic weather, and who is thriving like that, you know, and so it’s also just paying attention to those changes. And and that’s something that it really just helps to be an observer over time or to speak to people who’ve been around for quite a while. And within that, I think it’s probably important for us to think of the concept of the shifting baseline from ecology. Which, the shifting baseline means that like…Okay, so my example would be like, when my dad was a kid, my dad’s 87. When my dad was a kid, there were so many more kinds of birds, there were so many more animals of all kinds all around like wild animals. There are a lot more specific kinds of like big birds that eat big insects, like Whippoorwills, there are more Bobwhites, there were all these….there were more birds that have now you know, I think the estimation is that there’s maybe some people say 30%, some say 50%, less birds than there were 50 years ago.

Margaret 45:59
That is so depressing.

Janet 46:00
It’s incredibly depressing. But when I was growing up, I would not know that if I hadn’t read that, or hadn’t talked to my dad about how many birds there were, or how many fish there were, or whatever, because I would think like this is how many how much of x there is, you know. And so when you grow up with less, you think less is normal. And we have generation after generation growing up with less and less and less. We have lost an incredible amount of biomass globally. And we don’t always know that. So, what I can say like locally living somewhere where there’s been like, I don’t even know how many herbs schools over the past two decades, there have been so many herbs, schools, and so many foraging schools and places where people….and it just draws and attracts people who are interested in doing that kind of stuff. But also, if you’re not already, you will probably will be if you stay here for long enough, I guess. Anyway, the impact on wild plant communities where plant walks happen often, where herbs schools take their students often has been very notable. And it’s because, you know, we have like, there’s just like, year after a year of alumni, of cohorts of students, of different people who have moved here who have gone and taken classes, and those people continue to visit those spots. Sometimes even if teachers have asked them not to. And they bring their friends, you know, and there’s this whole, exponentially more people harvesting plants of certain kinds, there’s certain ones that are specifically more exciting than others, probably. And so, just in seeing what’s happened since I moved here with some of the more accessible spots with specific plant communities, I’m thinking of pedicularis specifically right now, which Wood Betony is another name for that herb, that’s a plant that’s very cool and easy to identify, but also has like sort of a relaxing, muscle relaxing feel to it. So people really like it cause it has a little bit like, body relax, feel. And so those patches have just been decimated. And when I see that I’m like, you know, a lot of herb schools, at least in what I was taught traditionally, it was like people would be like, “Go in. And you can have like, you can take about one out of every 10 plants.” You know, and that would be like the maxim that we were taught at a certain point, 10%. And, but if everybody comes and takes 10%, what does that even mean? So, that is something that I’ve seen here specifically is like a cumulative effect of over harvest, over time. And it’s increased not just with the people in the field that I’m in, but just with an increase in learning about wild plants and learning what they do. Because people want to take care of their own health or they want to feed themselves, you know, like, I mean, it’s not coming from the worst place. It’s just that when we’re not in relationship and don’t know, the baseline of what that patch looked like fifteen years ago, then we don’t know that we’re in a decimated area, or where we’re with plants that are under stress. That’s something that you know, from yearly visitation.

Margaret 49:07
Okay, and so it seems like then the ‘answer,’ I hate saying the ‘answer,’ because I’m sure it’s more complicated than anything I could say after that. But like, is this thing that you’re talking about, about being in relationship with these plant communities, rather than a quick maxim about like, “Oh, go visit and just it’s totally chill to take this stuff,” versus like, knowing what’s actually happening there and how things are changing. That makes sense. And then as you’re saying, with like, a few exceptions, where you’re like, “Look, it’s fine to take plantain. Fuck it,” or whatever.

Janet 49:40
Yeah, right.

Margaret 49:43
Okay. Yeah, it ties into this thing that I keep thinking back on is like this concept of like, the wild feels infinite, you know? Well, of course, I can’t affect the number of…I mean, if you can even look at this, like in a negative sense, right? It’s like, :”Oh, I can’t affect the number of ticks in my yard.” But you actually can. I know the number of ticks in my yard, my yard in particular, feels infinite. How can I possibly have an impact on the number of ticks? And there are ways that I could impact that number of ticks and like, so like, if I had guinea hens or whatever, and they ate a bunch of ticks, you could actually create a notable difference, even though it seems like you’re digging from this infinite pool of ticks. This is a very gross metaphor. And so that makes sense that yeah, either these things that feel abundant, and as long as you take 10%, but you’re not thinking about how everyone does it. I mean, the whole baseline shift thing, I like…nothing is more depressing to me than thinking about the lack of biodiversity as compared to a hundred, years ago, even.

Janet 50:49
It’s so wild.

Margaret 50:51
Yeah. Which leads me to the sort of conclusion of like, I think I have a difference in opinion than a lot of my friends and a lot of my community, like, I have more of this, like, “Great, we all need to start growing food inside,” like, this very, like opposite method of solving it, or rather, specifically, because I think a lot of people are like, “Oh, well, we’ll all go forage,” right? You know, as this like, “Ah, well, nature will provide for us,” and it’s kind of like, well, nature did provide for us, and then our culture, our settler culture, like fucked that up real bad. But, I like this thing that you’re talking about, about like, one of the main ways to solve that, on a small scale, at least is to grow into community with the place that you’re harvesting from, to not be extractive.

Janet 51:42
I think that there has to be kind of a mix too. I mean, I agree with you, like, I encourage people to grow their own medicine and to grow their own food as much as they can. But, also, I can say that like as a…I’m a clinician, like, you know, I have a clinical practice with herbs. And once you actually see the volume of plant material it takes to keep even a few people on a formula, or on a tea, it’s really wild. Like if I was not using some grown plants with also some weedy plants that I can just harvest, like, I don’t know what I would do. And that’s just me. Like, if we were all doing what I’m doing, then the amount of plant material would be pretty enormous. I mean, I think about how, you know, in China, it’s amazing, they have still pretty intact herbal medicine tradition that’s part of their medical system. I mean, it got homogenized after Mao, for sure, and changed, although they’re still people who practice pre Maoist Chinese medicine, but they have an enormous amount of land given to a monoculture of growing herbs for that industry. And so, you know, when I have folks be like, “Well, we should just grow our own plants,” I’m like, “Well, when we’re actually, if you were actually talking about the scale of supporting a lot of people’s health, that is a lot of land.” And and for feeding, it’s going to be even more or land, because the caloric intake we would all require is more than that, that we need with herbs, right? So,how much land are we talking? You know?

Margaret 53:15
No, that that makes a lot of sense. One of the things you brought up at the beginning, that you said you wanted to return to and we’re coming near the end, you were talking about how like more and more you’re seeing maybe students coming to your school, because they’re interested in herbalism. And they’re interested in forging and wildcrafting out of economic necessity. Basically. Like, you know, I think about, you’re talking about, like, your wildcrafted table at the farmers market where everything is like wildly expensive. No pun intended. And, you know, versus like, kind of the whole point of foraging is that it’s free. Right? And I wonder if you want to talk more about that, about like…because I do think that there is even if I’m like, obviously there’s a million problems with foraging, it does seem like it still could have a way to be useful to help people on an economic level as like food prices go through the roof and wages stagnate or disappear. And all that.

Janet 54:11
I do, I do think it has a place. And I will say that like you know, just for the record in case my students are listening to that, there’s always a fair number of people who have come in like staunchly anti wildcrafting as well. So there’s definitely a pretty good mix. But, I but I’ve been noticing more and more every year there are more people that are like, “I think this is a survival skill,” with the economic downturn that’s happening, which is what you’re referring to. And so I do think that wild foods that are abundant and weedy can be a really helpful supplement to other food. For sure. I think that actually trying to live off of it is challenging. That’s something people will learn. But, you know, it is true that there’s some things we get with wild foods that we do not get from the domesticated food that we eat normally and I should just point out that I think that unless people can afford to eat organic foods, especially if it’s organic food with restorative agricultural practices, which is not a lot of organic food, we’re usually eating food if it comes from the grocery store, and in some cases, even the farmers market that is coming from extremely depleted soil, because the pressures of capitalism, of the market require people just to like, not ever let the land be fallow. They just have to continue to pump the land and extract that food from it in ways even though they’re growing the food. And so most of the food that we eat is pretty nutrient deficient, compared to what it would be in a more restorative agricultural system. Now wild food, if it’s not in a place that’s very polluted, that’s a whole other topic that we should probably mention, is going to be growing out of a place that’s not just having like a cycling of harvest over and over again. And so they tend to be more nutrient dense. So, if you could pick nettles in a place that doesn’t have a lot of toxins in the soil, it’s going to, they’re going to be nettles, that actually have a lot more mineral content than the greens you get at the grocery store. The same is true for dandelion greens. So, while you might not be able to really like, bulk up your diet with a ton of calories from the wild, although you could, it just honestly takes a lot of time and energy that not everyone has. You will, even by supplementing a little bit with dandelion greens or other wild greens, you are going to actually get more of a nutritional impact. You’ll get more minerals. You get this bitter flavor that’s been mostly bred out in the domesticated greens and lettuces. There’s not bitter any more. Bitterness actually has a purpose, which is that it helps the liver function, it helps with digestion. So, I do think that if people supplemented their diets with some wild food, it would be beneficial in more than just those calories and in more than just the money saved, because we are eating from such a depleted food system. So, this is all to say that as our budgets are being impacted by the level of inflation and how much food cost, which is just going to get worse is what it looks like, it’s also just true that we’re we’re buying food that doesn’t have as much nutrition as it should. You know? And so, you’re getting more than just like that handful of greens on your salad, you’re getting actually like pretty dense nutritional food.

Margaret 57:35
That makes sense to me. At the beginning of the pandemic, I basically like lived off of my prepper stash, supplemented by wild greens for like, a month or so, which I wouldn’t like immediately recommend anyone has like fun and joyous. But, I was really, really grateful, like none of my calories came from the wild greens, but the sense that I’m actually like taking care of my body came from the wild greens.

Janet 57:59
Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. And that does change things. You know, I mean, I think that’s what I would say, is I’m not sure how much it’ll like reduce cost hugely at this point to be adding in a lot of other food, but that improvement in your health is going to be noticeable.

Margaret 58:22
Okay, well, we’re coming up on an hour. I’m wondering if there’s anything in particular that we missed that you wish we had talked about or like?

Janet 58:33
Oh, I do have Yeah, I do have one thing to talk about. So, this may also makes sense to you, having lived around here at some point, and it’s that I was going to recommend that people read this essay by Robin Wall Kimmerer that’s called “The Honorable Harvest” and I can send you a link to that because there’s PDFs of that online, but she admits I was….Yeah, I was reviewing it today and she reminded me of something and it’s that so, for a while, this is getting to be less the case, but for a while, within different herbs circles and foraging circles that I was adjacent to there was a sort of a nod towards respectful relationships with the plants you might be harvesting and Robin Wall Kimmerer says in her piece, like you know, “Always ask permission from the plant.” But, there’s something that I was seeing like pretty commonly in settler foragers and herbalist, which would be like just like a really quick like, “Is this okay?” to the plant and then they’re like, “They said, “Yes,”” and then they would just go ahead and harvest very quickly, you know, and like, just like I swear, like immediate, like plants they’d never hung out with before like, this happened in front of me, like I mean, you know. And so, I had always been like kind of turned off by the exchange, well it wasn’t really an exchange, but like by that whatever gesture, gesture towards pretending to have communication. Which it doesn’t mean there’s not communication but, there was this really awesome way that Robin Wall Kimmerer talked about it where she’s just like, “You have to use both parts of your brain for that conversation. You’re not just using the talking and listening, you have to also use the part of your brain that’s assessing that circumstances, assessing the health of the plant, attention over time. It’s not just about intuition and communication with the plant world. It’s also actually about empirical understanding and paying attention,” you know. And so to me, and what I’ve seen in my life is that like, I’m like, I sometimes know, it’s not even appropriate to ask. I’m just like, “This standard is not doing okay. I’m not going to harvest plants here right now,” you know. And so, the idea that all that we need is like a really brief exchange of like, “Is this cool? Cool. Got it,” you know and move in. It’s like, that’s still very extractive. But, it makes you feel like you did something.

Margaret 1:00:52
I mean, there’s a really obvious comparison here to like the way that consent culture and sex is like not handled incredibly well.

Janet 1:01:00
Sure.

Margaret 1:01:00
Yeah, where people are like, “Whatever. I asked,” versus like, “I should try and figure out how everyone actually feels.”

Janet 1:01:07
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So just to say that, like, it’s more than asking, like asking, and listening,. Listening means actually listening over time. It’s not an instant gratification listen, you know? Yeah, that’s my last note, which would just be like to actually learn to listen and pay attention and observe and not…Unlearning extractive tendencies. And unlearning the entitlement that we all carry, live and breathe in settler colonial capitalism is a lot of work. And it requires patience and time. But also, I will say that if you see someone else behaving in a way that you’re not that into, you know, understanding that probably yelling at them is not gonna make them change their mind or behavior very quickly. So, also to have patience with other people who were on different learning edges here with this, you know?

Margaret 1:02:05
Yeah, that, that makes a lot of sense. Well, where can people…do you want people to find you?

Janet 1:02:16
Yes, I have. So, I have a blog that’s called Radical Vitalism with my partner, Dave. And our school is Terra Sylva School, which we run with Jen Stovall. I can put that stuff in, I’ll send it to you to put in the show notes. And then we also have a podcast called The Book on Fire. And we’re about to start our third season. And we’re going to actually talk about the “Dawn of Everything.” So, that should relate…

Margaret 1:02:41
Oh, I love that book.

Janet 1:02:42
Yeah, so good. So good. So, it relates to kind of some of what we’re talking about at least.

Margaret 1:02:46
Cool. Yeah. Cool. Awesome. All right. Well, thank you so much. And I’m sure have you on again, at some point.

Janet 1:02:54
Yeah. Thanks a lot.

Margaret 1:02:55
Thank you so much for listening. if you enjoyed this podcast….Well, first of all, if you enjoyed hearing from Janet, I highly recommend that you check out the earlier episode with Janet and Dave about herbalism and herbalism for emergency medical needs and all of that. They have a lot to say. And if you enjoyed this episode, and you enjoy this podcast in general, please consider supporting us by telling people about the podcast and telling the internet about the podcast and telling algorithms about the podcast by rating, and reviewing, and subscribing, and all of that stuff that has a larger impact than one might expect. Much like killing ticks in your yard, you can also support us financially. This podcast pays its audio editor and the transcriptionist. And we’re very proud to be able to do that work. And we are supported in that work by the people who support Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness on Patreon, the publisher that publishes us. That’s what makes it a publisher. It’s called Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness. We have another podcast called Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness that you can check out, that comes out every month and has different fiction, and memoir, and poetry, and essays, and all kinds of fun stuff that comes out once a month. And if you support us on Patreon, you’ll get a zine in the mail every month. Well, if you support us at $10 or more on Patreon, you get a zine in the mail every month. And in particular, I would like to thank Aly and Paparouna and Milica, Boise Mutual Aid, Theo, Hunter, Sean, S.J., Paige, Mikki, Nicole, David, Dana, Chelsea, Kat J., Staro. Jenipher, Eleanor, Kirk, Sam, Chris, Michaiah, and Hoss the dog. You all make it possible, make the dream work. You’re the team work…anyway, I will talk to you all soon and I hope you’re doing as well as you can.

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S1E61 – Alissa & Alex on Surviving the Justice System

Episode Summary

Brooke talks with Alissa and Alex about horrors of the legal system. She walks through both of their legal ordeals from the circumstances of their targeting, arrests, court appearances, and current statuses. Alissa and Alex were both arrested separately in connection to violence from the far Right.

Guest Info

Alissa Azar (she/they) is currently in need of support to retain legal services. You can find her fundraiser at https://donorbox.org/help-alissa-get-proper-legal-defense. You can also find her on Instagram @r3volutiondaddy, or on Twitter @AlissaAzar.

Alex (He/him) can be found on Mastodon @betacuck4life.

Host Info

Brooke can be found at Strangers helping up keep our finances intact and on Twitter and Mastodon @ogemakweBrooke

Publisher Info

This show is published by Strangers in A Tangled Wilderness. We can be found at www.tangledwilderness.org, or on Twitter @TangledWild and Instagram @Tangled_Wilderness. You can support the show on Patreon at www.patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness.

Transcript

Surviving the Justice System with Alissa and Alex

Brooke 00:14
Hello and welcome to Live Like the World is Dying, your podcast for what feels like the end times. I’m Brooke Jackson, your host for this episode. Today we are talking with a couple of wonderful leftists about their experiences with the American court system, and how they’ve been supported by their community and by mutual aid. Without revealing your names or any details, would each of you like to say, “hi” or “hello” to our audience?

Alissa 00:37
Hi.

Alex 00:40
Hello

Brooke 00:45
All right, before we officially unveil today’s guests, you know I gotta show some love to fellow members of the Channel Zero network of anarchist podcasts. So let’s hear a little about one of those other cool pods. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

Brooke 01:52
And we’re back. Friends, thank you for joining me today to talk about the injustice of our justice system. Would you please each actually introduce yourselves and share your pronouns?

Alissa 02:02
My name is Alissa Azar. She/They.

Alex 02:04
My name is Alexander Dial. He/him.

Brooke 02:12
Well, thank you. So both of these friendly, lovely folks have had to deal with, as I just said, the injustice of our justice system. They’ve both been arrested and charged with crimes. And Alex has been through kind of the whole system: jail, bail, going to court, living on probation, including having to do community service and reporting to a probation officer. And Alissa is kind of in the midst of that grinding system with some uncertainty in the future of what’s going to happen. So, why don’t we go ahead and you know, if each of you want to take a few minutes and kind of tell us a little bit about your backstory of, you know, the circumstances in which you were arrested and what happened there and, Alex, it’s your turn to go first.

Alex 02:56
Okay, yeah, I was arrested on August 17, 2019. At sort of a big deal to-do street event here in Portland, Oregon. Much Ado was made about this thing, by the far Right, mostly from out of town CHUDs you know. As usual, it’s pretty typical for most of the time for us to get invaded….Although it’s probably worth noting that they haven’t been around lately. I got picked up after a couple of well publicized confrontations. Probably the most famous one was the the bus incident, which I suppose we can get into in detail in a bit here. But, I was arrested that day, and taken into custody, released and then subsequently taken back into custody a little later under some, I don’t know probably typically shitty circumstances with regards to how our legal system works here, especially when it comes to cases that are media sensitive, I guess you might say. And today is actually kind of a special day with regards to all of that, which is something else we’ll get into I suppose when the time comes, but I’ve been put through the wringer and am just now getting out the other end here nearly five years later.

Brooke 04:21
Yikes. Okay, I’m gonna circle back to more details of the of the ‘bus incident’ in a second. But Alissa, if you want to tell us a little bit of your story, too, and feel free to throw in some more details to

Alissa 04:32
Yeah, so I probably should have said this in my intro, but I am an independent journalist. I don’t work for anyone but myself and the community and my situation, actually it was another, you know, fascist invasion. There was a counter protest to a demonstration that was going on countering the Proud Boys and I was there that day as a journalist. I was reporting and covering the event. And it was it was a pretty wild and scary day. I’ll get into more detail about that too, later. But anyways, I would say like, maybe five or six months or so after that day had passed, I had received an indictment in the mail notifying me that a grand jury found me guilty and that the DA was pressing charges, including felony charges. And, yeah, it’s been, it’s been really, really difficult, you know, that in conjunction with, you know, something else that happened more recently, just finding myself being targeted for the journalism and, you know, the coverage that I do provide, both by the State and by, you know, just citizens of the United States that are, you know, members of the far Right. And yeah, it’s been Hell to say the least, and not in a good way, not the good kind of Hell.

Brooke 06:12
Yeah, I should have said this more at the top too, just to really emphasize how grateful I am that you’re here and willing to talk about it when you’re, you know, in the middle of going through this hell. I mean, that’s I that’s got to be incredibly difficult. And I’m just really grateful that you were willing to make the time and talk about it with us.

Alissa 06:31
Thank you. Yeah, I really appreciate that. My my trial is finally set. It’s just a few months away. My trials in April. So yeah, definitely a mixed bag of feelings and emotions, for sure.

Brooke 06:45
Yeah, I can only imagine. Alex, I want to circle back to you.

Alex 06:52
Sure.

Brooke 06:54
Because I think the details of the bus incident. People probably heard the story or will remember it. I certainly remember seeing the photo which was some what iconic. If you want to just briefly talk about what happened on that day.

Alex 07:09
Sure. Yeah, um, you know, it was a day like any other. I woke up, donned to my armor, stepped into the streets to confront an invasion of fascists from out of town. You know, regular Thursday stuff. That particular day, I mean, I’ve been to a lot of protests, I have been an activist for longer than I’ve been an adult and, you know, things do get sort of predictably hairy, but everybody remembers how the tone in the streets really shifted, probably starting right around 2016. You know, I don’t really remember that sort of ruckus, since like, the WTO stuff back in the day, you know, I mean, I mean, barring like a few other flashes in the pan, but the situation out there, just kept escalating, you know, for years, and I was down in Southern California, for the first part of that time, you know, and then I moved up here to Portland, and I was like, “Well, I’m still an American. So I guess I’m gonna get back out there.” So out there I went. And that day was a mess. You know, I mean, everybody remembers how….The way that the Right had been touting this event as like a ‘bloodbath.’ And I need it in their words, “Buy guns,” said Joe Biggs, you know, “Bring ammunition. Get concealed carry permits.” He was showing off a baseball bat covered in spikes that had Trump’s name on it, specifically related to this event. That day, August 17, 2019. You know, they were talking about like, ‘taking the the streets of Portland,’ and like, ‘cleansing’ them. I mean, this is all their language, you know, I’m quoting them. So we were, you know, understandably pretty alarmed out here. And, I wasn’t running around out there with an affinity group at the time. You know, I had been out in the streets before then. So people, some people recognized me, but

Brooke 09:28
You were doing group OpSec wearing your betacuck shirt too?

Alex 09:32
Well, you know, a lot of people ask me about that. And the answer I usually give people is, you know, I don’t think it’s always appropriate to make ourselves small and to shrink back from these threats. You know, there’s a time to present yourself and I feel like they were talking about coming here and murding us. And I was like, “Well, at least they’re gonna recognize me. They’re gonna know who they’re trying to kill,” you know?

Brooke 10:09
Yeah.

Alex 10:12
So, you know, the day really wasn’t too extraordinary. I mean weirdly enough. I mean, it’s crazy to say that now, but at the time, in terms of a Portland Street event, during those years, it was like, not that weird. In fact, kind of low key. There weren’t really that many really gnarly confrontations I was party to or saw. But, things got really pretty wild when the Nazi bus came back. A lot of people don’t know that they they left. And by the time I confronted them along with, you know, many other Portlanders up on the bridge. They had left Portland and had turned around and come back to reconfront us.

Brooke 10:59
And then for listeners who might not know, you know, talk about what specifically happened with you and them in that bus.

Alex 11:06
So, we should start, I think by talking about who was on the bus, because this has been, you know, contested information in certain parts of the internet. The people on that bus were primarily hardcore Neo Nazis, from a group called the American Guard. These were not just like Trump supporters or Second Amendment enthusiasts, although they were both, you know what I mean? These people were members of a hate group, tied to the Vinlinders Social Club, which is another group of Neo Nazis founded by Brian James. And they’ve been linked to a handful of murders here in the United States. So they’re very dangerous people. And I knew who they were. That’s the thing. I knew who was on that bus. So, when I saw them on the bridge, after having already watched them leave town, I was like, “They came back.” You know? There were some people down there with me in the streets, a couple of people I had, you know, sometimes just sort of snowball with people that you meet out there and your roll together for safety, you know? So I was out there with a couple of people I had met, and I saw the bus up there on the on the bridge, and we talked about it, and I was like, “That’s the American Guard.” You know, “They came back,” and we talked it over a little bit. And I said, “Well, let’s go get them.” And so we went up there. And we didn’t actually assault the bus, which was a popular meme at the time of Right wing media, espoused in particular by our very own fascists propagandist, Andy Ngo, we didn’t attack the bus, unless you count like a couple of thrown plastic half full water bottles and me flipping them the bird, you know, people stood around, they shouted at the bus, we heckled them. And then they opened the doors. And the first person who came out of that bus had an eight inch blade in his right hand. They had been brandishing both a pistol and a hammer through the windows before they stepped outside. So, we knew they were armed. The doors open, they came outside, and for better or for worse, an elderly man who was among us rushed to the doors, and apparently startled the first Nazi, the one with the knife, who fell on his ass just immediately.

Alex 13:55
Right, yeah. And a little tussle ensued between this old man and this Nazi. And during that scuffle, the man in the bus, one of the other Neo Nazis, an American Guard member named Mark Kwan, the one who had been brandishing the hammer through the windows, he stepped into the doorway above the fight going on in the door of the bus and started swinging this claw hammer down at the skull of this elderly man, who at that point was losing the fight that that he had gotten into, and was in the process of being abducted into the bus by the formerly knife wielding Nazi who had dropped his MAGA hat. I saw what was happening. I set down my water bottle, which was made of metal you know, I wouldn’t, I wouldn’t want anyone to get hurt. So, I ran up there and I seized the hammer in mid swing from Mark Kwan. Mr. Kwan. And together with some of my allies from Portland, we wrestled it away. The Nazis fell back into the bus. They released the elderly man. I tossed their hammer back inside, where it you know, allegedly glanced Mr. Kwan, although there are no victims in my case, and nobody was ever able to contact him for some reason. Yeah, it’s crazy.

Brooke 13:55
Yay!

Brooke 15:34
Mysterious, Mr. Kwan.

Alex 15:35
Yes, it’s wild. Yes, that Mr. Kwan, if he exists, that was written in my case file by my attorney, “Mr. Kwan, if he exists.” And this prosecution never followed up on whether he exists. The door is closed. I kicked in one of the panels on the doors, you know, just having witnessed and attempted murder in process. My blood was a little up. I do admit it. And a nameless hero released a cloud of tear gas into the bus and the bus sped away down the completely open lane in front of them that they could have taken at any time. And yeah, that was the story. That’s the Bus Incident. The whole confrontation took, I don’t know, maybe six seconds, perhaps. And it’s informed my life for nearly five years.

Brooke 16:28
Yeah. Were you immediately arrested at that point?

Alex 16:30
I was not immediatly arrested. I was arrested nearly an hour and a half later.

Brooke 16:37
Okay.

Alex 16:38
Yeah, I had an opportunity to help some other people.

Brooke 16:41
Yeah. So that’s interesting. It was still the same day, same event. But, a little while later in that, and at the time, were you arrested for the bus incident, specifically? Or for—[Alex interupts]

Alex 16:54
Yeah. So, that’s a really interesting contrast to Alissa, what you were saying because, you know, you went to the event, and you went home, and it was months later. So, I’m curious if you are able to talk at all about what actually happened the day of the event, and then what you were later accused of doing and charged with?

Alex 16:54
I’m assuming so. It’s tough to say. The the paperwork I got is a little unclear as to what the probable cause was. It cites reports that the Portland Police had received reports from people…. I mean, the truth is that Andy Ngo poached that footage from Elijah Schaefer. And they gave it directly to the Portland Police, who took it as evidence and snatched me up at the first opportunity. But, it might not have been that video that did it. It could have been something else they referenced. The paperwork isn’t really clear on that. And in my case, is closed now, so I can talk about it all. But, it’s tough to say really what it is precisely that got the cops to get me, but when they tackled me, this gaggle of bacon-backs, [Brooke and Alissa laugh] you know, and stomped me into the pavement and tried to tase me, but couldn’t because I was wearing a bulletproof vest, they told me I was under arrest for assault. So, you know, I mean, but that’s really all they’re gonna tell you. The cops are not really well known for, for knowing things.

Alissa 17:32
Yeah, I’ll share as much as I can without, you know, like I said, before, my situation is ongoing and my trial’s in April. So and it’s, you know, it’s not that I have anything to hide at all, but you know, we, we all know, here, how the State works and how they love us everything and anything against us. So yeah, as I mentioned earlier, the event that I was documenting and reporting on was a counter to the Proud Boys. And this was in September of 2021. So, it was during a time when things were really, really tense in the pacific northwest. This is after, you know, a lot of growing tension, a lot of escalated escalation from the fascists, you know, after being used to night after night at protests of them doing drive bys and throwing, you know, IEDs and pipe bombs at us and just, you know, just a bunch of shit that had been going on and in Portland and surrounding areas. So yeah, we were we were at a park. And also, I just want to disclaimer, my memory is like, pretty fucking shitty, especially since then. That day, I actually got punched in the head by A Proud Boy who’s an MMA fighter and like four times my size, and I got a major concussion that I’m like still dealing with. And then also, trauma hasn’t really been great for my memory. But yeah, we were all in a park. And the group of leftists who were there was not very large. I can’t remember off the top of my head, how many people were there. But, compared to other events, it was a relatively small crowd. And up until the point that I’m about to get to, there was just a lot of like, back and forth, yelling and whatnot. And eventually, the Proud Boys got closer and closer. And the group of leftist somehow ended up being surrounded. There was basically a circle of Proud Boys just trying to intimidate everyone and up to this point, even when everyone was circled, they were still just standing there in an attempt to intimidate everybody,. Just trying to look tough. And what really kind of sparked things off is I remember I was kind of standing like in the middle of the circle and there was like a group of people in front of me who allegedly…I don’t know if it’s a flag that they had or if they stole it from the Fasc, but I believe that it was an American flag, and they set it on fire on the ground.

Brooke 21:35
That’s what that flags for. [Laughs]

Alissa 21:39
And I was kneeling down filming and then it just like popped off so quick. As soon as they saw that the flag was on fire, they got so triggered. They came in and like pushed the people right in front of me and like, just, yeah, that’s when kind of shit hit the fan….Like, fuck, where do I go from here? There’s just so much that happened.

Alex 22:07
You know, the reason they did that…I mean, I don’t mean to interrupt your flow here, but they….

Alissa 22:11
No, go ahead.

Alex 22:12
The reason they did that is because they have their own camera people. They’ve got all these amatuer, you know, right wing Grifters trying to sell footage, and also the Proud Boys and their ilk, they sell this footage to each other to get each other to join. So, they see Antifa burning a flag. And if no one retaliates, they all look weak.

Alissa 22:38
Yeah, 100%.

Alex 22:39
Yeah, so that’s why they rushed y’all right there. You know? I mean, it’s not a justification, but that’s the deal.

Alissa 22:46
Yeah, they definitely have a game plan for sure. And yeah, I just remember things being really chaotic. There’s a lot of people that got injured that day. Yeah, at one point….I mean, before that, like, I was like walking around, filming, taking pictures. And like, I was just getting threats left and right. Like, for what? Like being a photographer?Like what? Like, yeah, this one lady kept being like, “You and me, we’re going to tango.” And it’s so funny, because it’s the lady who like, all the Right wingers and Andy Ngo, keep calling like an ‘innocent bystander.’ And she just kept, like following me, and she’s like, “You and me, we’re gonna tango.” And I’m like, “Girl, I’m not here to fight anybody. Like, just leave me alone. Let me take my fucking picture.” Things just. Yeah, things just got pretty crazy. Some of them were like, going after individuals to like, you know, attack them violently. Other people were going towards…It wasn’t a gazebo, but there was like this covered area where a bunch of people had stuff at. I had some of my stuff there, too. I remember having like a charger and I think my phone was over there. And like, people were going over there like, some of the Fascists were going over there and like stealing signs and stealing people’s shit and stuff. And yeah, it was just really bad. One of the last things I remember, like I said, I got punched in the head. I didn’t faint or anything, but like, it was a really bad punch. And I stood up right away. And at that point, the cops had like, come in. And they declared it and unlawful assembly, I believe,

Alex 24:45
After you got assaulted?

Brooke 24:48
Of course, as they do.

Alissa 24:51
Yeah, they declared it an unlawful assembly. It was really weird because the Leftist were trying to leave, like out of the park and go the way that the cops are telling them to go, because it was definitely not a situation where people could like stand their ground. Like, I think that was like the smart thing to do at the time. And I just remember, like, I was being escorted by a medic. And like, I think it was two medics actually holding me. I don’t know, I couldn’t really see much or like, whatever. But I just remember thinking like, “What the fuck is happening?” because, like, as we’re trying to get out of there, and the cops were coming in declaring it an unlawful assembly, it wasn’t any longer just the Proud Boys that everyone had had that confrontation with beforehand, like leading up to that moment. All of a sudden, there was this new group of Proud Boys, larger than the group that had already been there, all marching in together with like shields and weapons, like, coming towards us, like walking through the cops, walking with the cops. And it’s just like, it was just like, the perfect example of like, “Cops and clan go hand in hand.” And it was like they were coming towards the group together, even though they had just declared it unlawful. Like, these guys were still welcome to come in. And mind you, like, you know, most people were just like I said, they’re just trying to get out of there. Or you know, there was also quite a few people who were hurt that day. So yeah, it was just it was chaotic in the worst way possible.

Brooke 26:37
Yeah. And so then a few months go by, and I think you said it was a letter that came in the mail that let you know?

Alissa 26:43
Yeah, I got a letter in the mail that said I was indicted.

Alex 26:48
You’re a crimer now. [Laughs]

Alissa 26:54
[Starts] Sorry…I’m like, trying to separate my charges from like, my most recent, bullshit arrest.

Alex 27:00
Oh, God, no, I can totally relate to that.

Alissa 27:05
I’m being charged with Relony Riot, Unlawful Use of Tear Gas, and Disorderly Conduct.

Alex 27:15
Tear gas? Like ‘you’re’ deploying tear gas?

Alissa 27:18
And the best part about it is like my uterus is literally beyond fucked up because of the frequent exposure to the State’s deployment of tear gas….

Alex 27:29
[Interuptiing] Yeah, that’s right. I totally forgot about that. That’s like a thing.

Alissa 27:35
Oh, it’s definitely a thing. I know multiple people who…[trails off] Yeah, I’m the bad guy here.

Brooke 27:44
Okay, So after you get this letter in the mail, I assume it’s telling you have to appear at some point, probably or something like that? Yeah?

Alissa 27:52
Yeah.

Brooke 27:53
And so then you didn’t you know, didn’t have to go to jail. You didn’t have to post bail for that. But they did. You just got picked up by the police, right? They pulled you in and harassed you a time or two. Do you feel like talking about that? Can you talk about that?

Alissa 28:06
Yeah, you’re talking about the most recent arrest?

Brooke 28:14
Yes.

Alissa 28:18
So yeah, that. Let’s see, I’m like “What is time?” That happened probably like just under a month ago. It was the day after Christmas. And I was pulling in to park in front of my place. And the second I parked, I see this white SUV. it didn’t look like a police vehicle. It was just a white SUV. It was coming towards me from the opposite direction. And as soon as I was opening my door, it stopped and parked right next to my car. The sirens go on. And then at that point, there was an additional four to five cop cars that were parked on the side of the street. All undercover vehicles.

Alex 29:14
[Exclaiming in incredulity] Four to five?!

Alissa 29:16
Yeah, yeah. And all of their sirens and their lights turned on. And I was super confused. I have no idea what this could be about. So yeah, they…[trails off] I’m like, how into detail do I go? Again, this is also like an ongoing thing. This is very recent. So…

Brooke 29:16
Yeah, I’m more just looking for like, what the experience of being you know, arrested was like, you know, like, I feel like if I was in that moment, I would be like, “Are they coming from the guy next to me? Is there someone over there?” because it would be hard to believe that that many police had shown up for a little old me

Alex 30:00
[Joking] You warrant that sort of turnout. I mean, come on. Wow.

Alissa 30:04
For sure. It was very bizarre. At the moment, I was kind of like, I would say I was mainly just really fucking confused. Especially because they would not tell me why I was like…First I was like, “Am I being pulled over? Like, what’s going on?” And then they had me get out of the car. They wouldn’t tell me anything. It felt like I was being kidnapped, which I was kidnapped. And, you know, I went to the precinct. Still did not tell me like what was going on. They said that they wanted to question me. I said, “Lawyer.” The questioning never happened. They didn’t like that. [laughs] It wasn’t until after….so we went to the precinct and then they took me to the Justice Center. It wasn’t until after I was booked that I even found out what my charges are, which got changed like a million times. But yeah, it was really scary. Because that was almost a full day. Because when I when they picked me up, it was quite early in the morning. And that whole day, I didn’t know, why I was in there. I didn’t know anything. I just knew that they had me and they have the power to do whatever the fuck they want. So I was terrified. I, you know, I was like, I have no way to like, contact anyone and tell them what’s going on. It was like, you know, my partner is probably trying to reach me, and is like, “What the fuck is happening?” Yeah, again, like, a very mixed bag of emotions and feelings. But yeah, that type of stuff is really scary. Especially when, you know, let’s be realistic, when you’re in that kind of situation we don’t really have any power to do anything. And it fucking sucks, feeling so helpless and hopeless. And you know, they know that. Yeah, yeah. Like where do I start?

Alex 32:10
I gotta tell you that, the story of that arrest there. That’s worse than I thought it was going to be. I wasn’t anticipating it to be quite so persistently merciless. I mean, they can just detain you and not tell you shit. But, a lot of the time, you know, they don’t hang on to you for the whole day and never say anything to you. I mean, because the other thing is that cops cops are cruel. But, also they’re like, apathetic, you know, like some, some ass wipe pig is going to say something to you, you know, or someone who’s just working a desk that day is just going to be like, “Oh, here,” you know, and say whatever. Yeah, and it’s wild to me that, um, that they were so dedicated to keeping you in the dark that day, the whole day. Yeah, it’s intense. It’s worse than I thought it was

Alex 33:06
Yeah, it’s bad.

Brooke 33:09
So, again, I’m interested in the in the contrast here, because Alex, if you want to talk about, you know, you were arrested that day, we started talking about that. So you kind of knew why you were being arrested. But, then you also got booked and I actually don’t know if you’ve spent some jail time right then or if you got out sooner or what happened. But if you want to tell yours?

Alex 33:35
Fucking Cops.

Alex 33:35
Yeah, yeah, the story of what happened to me on the on the day. That was the day. They didn’t really seem all that interested in me, actually. I mean, they kicked my ass a little bit, of course, like they do. Like the arrest was like six officers and they like stepped on my fingers and tried to tase me and got frustrated when they couldn’t and then, you know, knelt on my head and stuff. And I was like, “What am I under arrest for?” And they answered me with one word, and they just went “Assault” and I went, “Who?” because you know, I mean, it had been a busy day. So, they took me in that day, and I was stuck in holding. I never actually made it to jail proper, you know, I just sat. When they took me to the station, they stripped me down completely to my underwear. They put me in a paper jumpsuit. Oh, yeah, they got me. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, they saw they saw at all. I have a bunch of boyfriends down at the police station.

Alex 33:44
No, no, no, no, it didn’t go down like that, I promise. But they stuck me in a cell. They left those plastic fucking cuffs on me honestly. Well, you know if I’m starting from the beginning, honestly, the first thing that happened was they they threw me in paddy wagon and let me sit in there for, I don’t know, an hour and a half, maybe. And they through a woman in the room next to me, because you know, those are side by sides. It’s like two long horse stalls next to each other. And you can’t see into the other one. But there are these vents, these corrugated vents, you know. So there’s air exchange, and you can hear everything, but you can’t see. And there’s someone in there who’s crying and screaming in pain. I mean.

Alissa 35:31
Oh my God.

Alex 35:32
Oh, yeah. Like somebody was hurt, you know? So, I started talking to her, and I was like, “Hey, hey, what’s happened to you?” You know, and she was like, “My shoulder. My shoulder is broken.”

Alissa 35:46
Oh, my God

Alex 35:47
I was like, “Are you sure it’s broken?” And she was like, “Yes.” And I was like, “Did the police do it to you?” And she said, “Yes”. And I was like, “Do they have you in cuffs?” And she was like, “Yes.” And I was like, “Okay.” Um, so I just started talking to her, you know. I told her my name, and I just started to talk to her, you know, and I was like, “Look, they’re gonna take us somewhere, and you’re, you’re probably going to get medical attention. But I mean, they might not give it to you.” So I was like, “The thing you got to do is stay calm and just breathe, you know, because the pain is not going to stop, but you can manage it. So you got to breathe.” So we sat there, and we breathed. And we drove eventually, I mean, after a long, long time, but she was in a ton of pain. And later I reconnected with her after a long time, nine months or something. And it turned out to be…Well, well, I don’t know that I have her permission to talk about her. But she made a name for herself twerking on the streets. She was twerking on the streets that day. And, you know, I doubt I doubt she would mind being brought up here, but I don’t have her explicit permission. So, you know. And she said, she’d been looking for me. She was like, “I didn’t know that was you that was talking to me.” And when we pulled over into the police station, I started yelling at the cost. “I was like, You need to get her out of here and get her help. She’s hurt.” And they just left her in there. They took me out and they processed me right away. And they just left her in there. And she’s in there. Like, I mean, practically screaming still, you know, she was a lot of pain. It was it was terrible. And we’d been sitting in there for over an hour. Yeah, and then I couldn’t feel my thumbs for a couple of days after that ride because they didn’t take the cuffs off. They didn’t take my cuffs off even after they brought me into the building and processed me and stripped me down. They left those fucking cuffs on me. They took them off, they put them back on and then they stuck me in a freezing cold concrete room in a paper jumpsuit. And Detective Clifton came in and asked me for my side of the story, and I said “Lawyer.” But actually what I told him that I wanted to wait for my attorney, and then he came in later with some other cop who was really rude to me. And then Clifton came back and spoke to me again and he was really nice. And I was like, “Oh, so you’re good cop, right?” They didn’t come back to talk to me again after that.

Brooke 35:57
Yeah, of course.

Alex 36:19
Call them out.

Brooke 37:56
So, you were in the holding you said for the whole day…

Alex 38:28
I was. I was there until the night time yet.

Brooke 38:42
Okay, and then did you get out after that? Or did they then move you over into jail or?

Alex 38:51
I walked out on OR, our I walked out on my Own Recognizance that day. They stomped my ass into the street. They put me in a paper jumpsuit. They zip tied me and then they and they immediately lost my shoes. Like when they let me out, they kept my clothes because my clothes were evidence you see. Yeah, I mean, I just think they liked the way I smelled. But they kept my clothes. They lost my shoes and then they turned me loose. My roommate at the time, he came to get me and I was dressed like an extra from Miami Vice. I had these giant like two big pants on, like jeans and this huge like vaporwave Hawaiian shirt, and and these orange prison crocs. You know they give you these like foam sandals to wear when you’re in jail. I still have those. Yeah, I use them to I use them when I shovel shit out of the barn. They’re perfect.

Brooke 39:56
Well, I have a person close to me who has been arrested many times comes in and pretty much every time there’s some piece of something that was on him: clothing, shoes, something that was in a pocket, whatever, goes missing.

Alissa 40:09
So weird. For me it was cash.

Brooke 40:13
Oh. Weird.

Alex 40:14
I got my cash back. I had like 30 bucks or something. I got that back.

Alissa 40:19
You know what’s fucked up too is some comments helped host a fundraiser for me like, a few weeks before my arrest for my legal fees for my trial that’s coming up in April. And I had around 2k in cash. And i didn’t realize this till recently, because I was searching every single space, and every single like drawer, and just wanted to make sure, but yeah, they when they raided my house they took all of that cash.

Brooke 41:00
That is the thing that they will do.

Alissa 41:02
Here’s the thing, though. They didn’t…It’s not listed on the evidence. They stole it.

Alex 41:07
Oh, that’s what you call, that’s what you call stealing.

Alissa 41:09
They actually actually stole that cash, along with intentionally destroying my camera and equipment.

Alex 41:16
That’s the old piggie discount. You know, now that I’m thinking about that day in particular, I’m recalling that, my partner just reminded me, that at first, the cops had said to my roommates that I was being held, and they were like, talking about, like, $3,000 bail or something, like a bunch of money to get me out, but here’s the thing, when they were having that conversation with them, I was already out and I was waiting to get picked up. I was just out there waiting for… But I had no phone and no money, you know, so I was just sitting there, but the cops were like, just wrong. Like either they’re full of shit, or they’re incompetent. Either way. So, it’s like.

Alissa 42:02
I mean both are true.

Alex 42:06
I’m standing out there in like, you know, my prison Crocs and my shitty clothes, but I still have those clothes too. Why would I throw them away?

Brooke 42:16
We should auction them off for Alissa’s legal fees.

Alex 42:21
God, you know, I mean, if anybody’s a size 49 in pants, and a medium in shirts then absolutely.

Alissa 42:31
Wow.

Brooke 42:33
Excellent.

Alex 42:33
Gotta love them.

Brooke 42:35
You know, Alex, do I remember correctly though, that you did have to post bail at some point?

Alex 42:39
See, here’s the thing, when they released me on OR, the day of, they let me out that night, right. And it was like my charges were bullshit. I had like Attempted Assault II and Disorderly Conduct, or something like that. They were buccus , charges, nonsense charges, right. And I don’t have a criminal record. So, they were just like, “Okay, bye.” And I walked out. And then later, just before I was going to be arraigned. I got, like right before my arraignment, and this is a bit of a jump forward in this story, because a couple other weird things happened with the police like just coming to my house and unmarked cars and stuff like that.

Alissa 43:25
Yeah

Alex 43:26
Yeah, it was real weird. You know, Alissa, the story you told me it kind of rings a bell. But, I got a call from my public defender at the time, who, this was the night before my arraignment about a month after my first arrest. And he was like, “Hey, your charges have been altered. And some of them have been amplified, and you have new charges.” And I was like, “Okay, what does that mean?” And he was like, “Well, here’s the charges.” And he lays them out for me. And it’s like Assault II, Riot x2, like it’s a it’s a litany of felonies and a Measure 11 charge. And I’m like, “Okay, what does this mean?” He goes, “You’re going to jail tomorrow.” Yeah, and so they didn’t tell him about this until like, 4:45pm just before the whole Justice Center closed the night before my arraignment the next day at like 9:15am. So I have like 16 hours to get my entire life in order to get ready for going away and having a bail of like, $25,000. And I was like, Okay, I guess this is like the story of what happens to me. Yeah, and then I was in jail. And while I was in jail, I was I was subjected to what’s called a ‘Secret Indictment,” wherein they were bring you into a room without your attorney and hit you with new charges. And anything you say during that process can be used against you in court if you go to trial, but you don’t have representation, but that’s okay for some reason. And also, you’re not in a courtroom, you’re in a tiny room with a phone looking at a TV screen at a courtroom somewhere else in the city. And that doesn’t violate Habeas Corpus, I guess? [sarcastically] And I got several new charges, two of which were also felonies. And my bail overnight became over $500,000.

Alissa 45:36
[Sarcastically] This country is so cool.

Alex 45:41
It was great. It was great. And I was like, “I love being an Oregonian.” Yeah, I think when you when you’re in jail, they don’t tell you anything, you know, like, so that morning, like 4:30am some guard is like shoving me in the side with a flashlight. And I wake up like, “Ah!” you know, because I’m in jail, and I don’t know anybody. And they go, “You got a meeting,” I was like, “What the fuck? like, I have a meeting,” you know, so they get you up, and then they strip you down and look in your butt. And then they send you out into the hall with a bunch of other dudes, and presumably, who all just had their butts locked in. So, you have at least that much in common. You’re butt buddies. And then you go down the hall to this big room, and you sit in there with there was like, I think 20 men in this room, and it’s just a big naked concrete room with a bench and these blistering fluorescent lights and a toilet. There’s nothing between the toilet and the rest of the room. Like if you need to go, you got an audience. You know, yeah. It’s your recital. And, I sat there. We all sat there for nearly two hours before anything happened. Just sit there. And you know, these dudes in there who like met and knew each other. They were like, “Yo, man, what’s up?” and they’re telling these hilarious stories about knife fights. And yeah, I actually, it was kind of a funny story, but it was about knives, so I don’t know how funny it was. And then eventually, this guard comes in, he opens the door and I swear this is true. He says this. He goes, so he must do this every time. I’m sure of it. Right. He loves his job. He goes, “Gentlemen, welcome to the busiest courtroom in Multnomah County.” And I’m like, “Courtroom? We’re in a giant urinal? We’re gonna latrine, dude?” So he starts…He grabs dudes two at a time. And it takes another several hours. So, we’re all just sitting in this room for…we’ve been awake all of us since like, 4:30. By the time I go into this tiny hallway and enter a carpeted room with a TV screen and a phone in it, it’s like 8. You know, I sit down, I pick up the phone, there’s some attorney there and a judge. The attorney does not represent me. He is in fact a fucking prosecutor. And there’s a judge who, I don’t even remember the judges name, it’s all my paperwork somewhere, Silver, maybe? And I got slapped with the several new charges, a couple of them felonies, one of them another Measure 11 charge. And then they gave me some paperwork. And they sent me the fuck out. And then my public defender contacted me eight hours later that night to say he just heard that that happened.

Brooke 48:30
Wow.

Alex 48:31
It’s a good time.

Brooke 48:33
Man. Some wild as shit.

Alex 48:37
Yeah, right. Especially when you look at the severity of these crimes, right? It’s like, I mean, I still have all the paperwork. It says right at the top, ‘Secret indictment.’ And I’m like, “What the blue fuck is a secret indictment?” and all it really means is they don’t have to disclose it to defense before they indict you. They don’t tell your lawyer. They just do it. And then your lawyer finds out at their convenience essentially.

Brooke 49:01
Good. That’s got to be at least a chapter title in your autobiography.

Alex 49:04
Yeah, “Welcome to the Busiest Courtroom in Multnomah County.” Yeah. Yeah, and my bail that that morning went from around $227,000 to over $540,000. And I was like, Well, I thought I was fucked last night.

Brooke 49:28
[Joking] Now, you’re the secret son of a billionaire. So you made bail just fine, right? The illegitimate boy of an heiress or something?

Alex 49:41
[Laughing] All those things are true. Yeah, I may be the most interesting Antifa member there ever was.

Brooke 49:49
So you laughed at that half million dollars and lit it on fire and walked out?

Alex 49:54
I did. When I laughed, I didn’t make a sound, just an emoji floated out over my. Everybody got it. That’s how it went down.

Brooke 50:06
Oh, okay, so but more seriously, you did have to post bail? And you did post bail?

Alex 50:11
I did. Yes. I had to borrow a great deal of that money. And the rest of it was money that I had saved. It was my savings. So I became poor. I mean, I was already pretty poor, but I came like poor.

Brooke 50:27
Okay, did you have people in your life who loaned it to you? Or, you know, how did you…How were you able to?

Alex 50:33
I was able to borrow some of it from…an old friend of mine loaned me a great deal of it, actually, at no interest. So I mean, it really is who you know, I gotta tell you. And I mean, looking back, I don’t know where I’d be without her, because my hearing, my sentencing hearing was three years later. I’d have been just locked up until whenever.

Brooke 51:04
Yeah, if you hadn’t been able to come up with bail, you would just be sitting there that whole time?

Alex 51:09
[Sarcastically] I mean, you know, that’s justice.

Brooke 51:15
Yeah, that’s how that works.

Alex 51:18
It is, though, it is how that works. You know, when I was in there, I met a guy, I met…Well, I met a lot of dudes in there. But I met this one guy who had been in, just in County there, just right there, you know, in Inverness for 17 months for a DUI.

Brooke 51:37
Holy cow.

Alex 51:39
He was just in jail.

Brooke 51:41
[Sarcastically] I mean, people who drive drunk should be in jail forever. That’s my personal opinion. So that’s, that’s totally fine. Nothing wrong with our Justice system. That’s the proper way to deal with problems.

Alex 51:51
[Sarcastically] I suppose. Yeah, we can infer that from that. That sounds reasonable.

Brooke 51:57
No counseling, whatsoever. Don’t try and help them.

Alex 52:01
No, no, helping people is not what we do.

Brooke 52:03
No, not at all. Okay, moving on from that fun. So, you have both talked about having lawyers and I’m gonna flip back to Alissa here. Is your representation court appointed? Or have you been able to find a different private attorney? or what have you, to represent you?

Alissa 52:25
Yeah. So, for my upcoming trial in April, I was, I was able to, you know, get, get a private attorney, and, you know, pay for retainer, and I’m super grateful for that, especially now, because for, uh, for my new bullshit that’s going on, I have a public defender. And I’m very aware of, you know, the shortage right now and how spread thin that they are. And it’s really unfortunate, but also, you know, from, from my perspective of like, needing help, it fucking sucks. So, I am so grateful that I was able to get those attorneys on retainer. And honestly, if it wasn’t for this community, that’s not something that I would have been able to do.

Brooke 53:13
What do you mean by that? I asked as though I don’t know the answer.

Alissa 53:22
So, Antifa International was able to help me with a good portion of my retainer, and the rest of it came from fundraising from the community. And, you know, just different people in a Leftist space, different mutual aid groups, you know, boosting that fundraiser and all that, you know, that that was a huge help, you know, and it’s still something that I’m raising funds for. I owe my lawyer, fuck, over $22,000 as of right now, that’s a lot of fucking money that yeah…I’ve never seen that much money in my life. And so yeah, if it wasn’t for, you know, fundraising efforts and stuff….It’s, yeah, I would be fucked.

Alex 54:16
Huge. Same. You know, my private representation was secured entirely by community donations. All of it.

Alissa 54:24
Really incredible.

Alex 54:26
Yeah, I had a public defender until we set up the GoFundMe and raised the money to get the representation who ultimately got me the deal that I did. It was just 100% Community funded.

Brooke 54:43
Now, did you guys have to both put in a lot of time and work for yourselves to do the GoFundMes or have other people been a part of creating those and getting the word out there and such?

Alex 54:56
I was in jail for most of that. My partner and my close friends spearheaded the handling of all that stuff. I was like, completely incapacitated. You can’t do shit in jail. Everything that you need done in the outside world has to be handled by someone else. All of it. So, it was mostly my partner. And, you know…but I mean, word had sort of spread about what it happened to me. And of course, there was there was the footage and the picture. So, in a way, it was kind of a double edged sword that things had been so publicized about what had happened to me, for whatever it was I was involved in. Because people were like, “Well, fuck that.” And they sent the money. And ultimately rescued me. Really, when you get right down to it. That’s what, that’s what happened.

Alissa 55:49
That’s awesome. Yeah, even though, you know, I’ve been out. It’s been primarily other people. And for that, I could not be more grateful because just, I think people really don’t realize the emotional and mental strain that this kind of thing has on people. And it’s, I know, it sounds really simple and like such a minut thing, but like I, physically, mentally, emotionally just would, not am not capable of doing that on my own right now. You know, I’m able to boost stuff and make posts. But yeah, I’m definitely really grateful for the help that I’ve had.

Alex 56:35
Yeah, I hear that, you know, It’s intentional that the system is designed to crush your spirit to keep you from advocating for yourself. It’s part of why they they levy these immense fines. I mean, you know, $540,000, you know, they’re just like, “This guy. This is the guy,” you know. Yeah. Okay. I didn’t realize I was quite that dangerous to the community. But apparently, Mike Schmidt feels that way. He’s my hero.

Brooke 57:16
Yeah, Mike Schmidt. He’s your boy. So just like we do with health care in this country., if you need to get a decent lawyer to fight bogus charges, GoFundMe.

Alex 57:26
[Joking] Well like here, like don’t get sick, cucks. I guess you don’t deserve to be genes.

Brooke 57:43
Good times, fun times. Okay, we’re gonna end up running over our usual length of episode, but I’m totally okay with that. Because I feel like this conversation we’re having is really interesting and important. And we’re just starting to dig into some of the bigger community support aspects of it, which is, of course, what Live Like the World is Dying is all about is how we prepare as a community and live together in the end times. So Alex, you ultimately took a plea on your charges? Why? What if you hadn’t?

Alex 58:18
Well, so the short version of why I took the plea was my attorney said to me, “Your cases were,” because I had two cases open. That’s the thing. It wasn’t just the bus incident. There was this other thing with some dumb ass and he’s fine, right? I mean, I barely touched him. That ended up being another Measure 11 case, and the State….that was a stretch, even even by the state’s own standards of like, over prosecuting. It was a bullshit case. But, had we gone to trial, having two separate Measure 11 cases open would have made me a very vulnerable defendant, and would have closed the door for me to use a certain legal avenue to avoid the mandatory minimum sentence. And Wedge felt that the prudent thing to do, would be to take a deal and he felt he could give me a pretty good deal. Partially because he felt the state’s cases were actually pretty weak. And he didn’t believe that the prosecution knew what they were talking about. And that ended up being true as we all saw at my sentencing hearing with my daughtering, staggering, stuttering, fool of a prosecutor tripping all over herself, and then waddling out. Disgrace. That’s Nicole Herman. Shout out to you, Nicole. Loser.

Brooke 1:00:02
If you hadn’t taken a plea, you were facing some pretty substantial time, right?

Alex 1:00:08
Potentially, yes. The fear was that if I was facing anytime, I was facing a minimum of 70 months, hard time, no access to programs, no time off, regardless of any other circumstance, stuck in prison for all that time, and that would be the minimum. I would be like 46 years old by the time I got out, all for a pair of cases with no injured parties.

Brooke 1:00:43
Yike, So Alissa, on your charges that are, the trials coming up here in April, is there any chance they might offer you a plea deal on that?

Alissa 1:00:59
I was actually already offered a plea deal.

Brooke 1:01:01
Okay.

Alissa 1:01:02
That we turned down, because it was a really shitty plea deal. They wanted me to plead guilty to everything. And do three years in jail. [Sarcastically] You’re so generous, thank you!

Alex 1:01:25
Oh, my God,

Brooke 1:01:26
Three years because someone gave you a concussion? Great. Yeah. That’s a gift with purchase. Except you didn’t even purchase the thing. So, it’s just bad. Do you think there’s any chance? Or does your lawyer think there’s a chance they’ll offer you another plea deal before this thing goes to trial? Or maybe there’s just no way to know?

Alissa 1:01:51
Yeah, I’m really not sure now.

Alex 1:01:55
It’s tough to say, you know. We were certain, before the first hearing, back when I had a bunch of codefendants in one of the riot cases, which that hearing took all fucking day, by the way, because that was COVID times. We all did it through video. It was a nightmare, but also very funny. We were certain that the State was going to offer us something, anything and they were like, “No.” We spent six hours on a video call and nothing happened. And I was still looking at all these charges exactly as laid out before despite the incredibly weak evidence for most of them. It’s wild, you know, like, even Wedge, at the time, my attorney, he was surprised. He was like, “Nothing happened, I guess.”

Brooke 1:02:47
Well, yeah, civil servants, they get paid for showing up for the day. So, they don’t give a fuck how much of your time it wastes.

Alex 1:02:54
Yeah, well, that prosecutor, he quit his job halfway through my case. He isn’t a prosecutor anymore. And he you know, I gotta be honest.

Brooke 1:03:04
I’m sure that was because of you.

Alex 1:03:06
Well, I like to take the credit, but he just he really had the air of a dude who was quitting his job. He didn’t care at all. It’s just to say, though, you never know how the State’s going to behave.

Brooke 1:03:22
Yeah. So, Alissa, I hate to ask this question, but what kind of time are you facing? If they don’t get a they don’t give you a plea deal and and they find you guilty?

Alissa 1:03:36
I mean, I don’t know off the top of my head.

Brooke 1:03:40
I don’t know if you had Measure 11 stuff in in yours or any of that?

Alissa 1:03:45
I do in my most recent arrest. I’m facing six extremely bullshit felony, but all felony charges, including one Measure 11 Charge. Yeah. But yeah, I’m trying to remember off the top of my head what the minimum is just for Felony Riot alone

Brooke 1:04:08
It must be more than three years.

Alex 1:04:10
Felony riot, I believe it is like three to five years. But, there’s different degrees of riot. Felony riot is you know, it’s bad one. I had two of them.

Brooke 1:04:24
There’s a lot that can happen of course in between now and then. I’m just okay. Let’s just back away from the worst case scenario, because that’s too depressing and awful to think of it, it’s not going to happen because you’re too awesome for that. So, you have the trial coming up in April. What kinds of things are you doing to get ready and how are people…You know, we already talked about the fundraising component but like, you know, I don’t know, other things psychological or getting life in order in certain ways. Or you know, I don’t know. You tell me.

Alissa 1:05:01
Honestly, for the good amount of like, this past year, my mental health was like, complete shit. Like, I was probably in, like, the worst spot that I’ve been in and like a really long time. And, you know, that’s for, you know, a few various reasons, you know, also a bunch of like, undealt with trauma that I hadn’t confronted beforehand. But, it was really, really bad. You know, I took a pretty long break from social media. And I spent a lot of time unfortunately stressing out about, you know, impending doom. But you know, the past few months, I don’t know if this is the best way to go about it or not, but I’ve kind of just been trying to not think about it and just kind of take things day by day and just, you know, enjoy the time that I do have. I don’t I, you know, I’m not saying anything’s gonna happen, but something very well might, you know, there’s definitely a chance that I do go to jail. So yeah, honestly, lately, I’ve just been trying my best to not think about it, and just kind of enjoy the time that I do have, trying to get better at reaching out for help and asking for help when I want and need it, because that’s something I’ve struggled with my whole life. But, you know, there’s, you know, there’s a community and a lot of people who have been offering their help. And, you know, it took me some time to, like, get it in my head that like, ‘No, these are people that genuinely care and do want to help and be there for you. So you don’t have to go through this alone’.

Alex 1:06:52
Absolutely, yeah.

Alissa 1:06:54
Yeah. Yeah. It’s, it’s made a huge difference too, you know, having that mindset and taking people up on, you know, different offers and things and letting people in and letting people be there for me. Yeah, it’s made a huge difference in a lot of ways, but predominantly, my mental health. Also, Lexapro.

Brooke 1:07:20
Shout out SSRIs

Alissa 1:07:22
I’m a huge fucking stoner too, which was like, my favorite way to decompress, but now like my pretrial conditions for this shit, I can’t do any drugs or a drink alcohol, including weed, even though it’s legal here, so I’m confused specifically for that one?

Alex 1:07:40
Yeah. Oh, yeah. I lived that life for three years. I was forbidden from entering bars.

Alissa 1:07:48
That’s fucked.

Alex 1:07:51
I couldn’t leave the house at night. It was wild. I was like, “What was I doing? Did they bust me do a night crimes?” I don’t remember that.

Alissa 1:07:58
They could take the alcohol away from me. I’m not I’m not really a huge drinker. But, I need my weed. I need to taste Mary again.

Alex 1:08:06
Well, I mean, how dangerous are the stoners really?

Alissa 1:08:10
Apparently, very.

Alex 1:08:14
You know, driving at a at a vicious 20 miles an hour…in a school zone.

Brooke 1:08:23
Yeah, you know, if they just freely passed out that shit in jails, I think you’d have a much calmer chiller population that would, it would be much easier to manage

Alex 1:08:34
It’d be better than the toilet wine that they were drinking where I was. I didn’t try it, but I could smell it.

Brooke 1:08:43
There’s so much more I want to get into, that I wish we had all the time for. Yeah, the mental health component seems really important. We hear Live Like the World is Dying recently did a whole episode that was on mental health first aid. And one of the big things that got talked about on that episode was the importance of community for mental health. Which, you know, not to be all nerdy and sciency, but from a biological perspective, it makes a lot of sense, too, because we’re mammals wired for community. So, I’m glad that you’re able to engage with community and that people are giving you that kind of love and support and helping with your mental health in that way. Alex, if you don’t mind, can I ask if….Well, I’ll ask. You don’t have to tell me. If you struggled with any kind of mental health, mental illness or anything around the stress of this?

Alex 1:09:48
Oh, absolutely. Yeah, without a doubt. IYeah, it was very difficult. You know, the circumstances around my situation were…I mean, my pretrial conditions were pretty…They put an ankle bracelet on me. You know, it was bad. I was really suffering for a while there, you know, it was not easy. And I leaned really heavily on the people closest to me, and you know, it’s taxing for everybody. And that’s it. That’s also by design. I mean, the State is doing it to you to, like I said before, to break your your heart, you know, that’s what they want, because you’ll acquiesce and you can be made an example of. And that’s….it’s really that simple. It’s just a brutal system. And it’s never clearer than when the Eye of Sauron is upon you, you know, because that’s what it’s like, it’s like, they could do this to pretty much anybody. But, when they’re doing it to you, you really get a taste of the unholy power that they wield over your life. Your whole life. Rvery aspect of it. You know, it is really wild, to just be told what’s happening to you, and what might happen to you. Regardless of actual circumstance, you know, I mean, really just have to look at cases like Alissa’s. If you’ve been following what’s been going on with her. What happened to me. What I what I actually did, and how the State retaliated. It was very difficult. I did not handle it very well at times. I gotta say. And I was it was hard for me. It was hard on people close to me. For a while. Yeah, for sure. I definitely had some maladaptive problems for a little while.

Alissa 1:11:54
Yeah, going off of what you said, too, about how it’s done intentionally. That’s something that I personally struggled with was like, on top of everything that was putting me down in regards to everything that’s going on, there’s like this other really weird aspect to it, where the State is actively inflicting psychological warfare, and it’s like, I’m aware of these tactics. I know what they’re doing. I know why they’re doing it. And, I kept going through this cycle where I was like… I just felt so stupid, and I kept getting so down on myself. I’m actively aware of this. So why, why is it still affecting me? Why am I still letting it affect me? Yeah. But yeah, it’s all intentional. It’s all by design.

Alex 1:12:55
Well, it’s a science. They have it down. So, you’re still going through this, and up until literally today, so was I. So I gotta tell you, I mean, just not to….

Alissa 1:13:10
No, what happened today? I want to know.

Alex 1:13:13
Well, I want to get to that in a second, but first I want to say to you, when you’re feeling down on yourself, when you’re feeling like, “Why is this affecting me? Why is this working? I know what they’re doing,” it’s because this is what they do. And it is a system designed around doing this and they’ve been doing it a long time. And you’re just another victim, you know? Knowing you’re being victimized doesn’t remove you from victim hood, you know? And I know that’s little comfort when you’re really going through the thick of it. I know, I’ve been there. But, just remember to give yourself the space for that suffering, because if you don’t, it will find other ways to come out of you when you’re not ready for it, you know. You’ll pay for it elsewise. Just try to make some space, you know?

Alissa 1:14:12
No, no, that’s that’s good advice. Especially because I’m really really….sorry not to like toot my own horn or be too conceited or anything. But, I’m really good at repression. Like I’m really good.

Brooke 1:14:32
Yeah, I think I hear Alex saying you can call him and talk to him, and hear all soothing his voice as he’s nice to talk to. Alex, what’s your good news?

Alex 1:15:04
Oh right, the good news! My attorney contacted me yesterday, and told me that we have movement on the case and I have….essentially what it boils down to is my probation is being terminated two years early and I’m receiving misdemeanor treatment for the terms of the deal we made, so I will very soon here, basically as soon as we get paperwork, I will no longer be on probation and I will no longer be a felon.

Alissa 1:15:35
Fuck yeah!

Alex 1:15:36
Yeah, yeah. So Andy Ngo is gonna cry himself to sleep tonight on his huge me-shaped anatomically correct pillow. I’m buying guns, Andy, guns.

Brooke 1:15:51
Yeah, baby. And I can bring mine to your house again. Because that’s something I used to do with you.

Alex 1:15:57
Yeah, totally, bring your pews-pews. [guns]

Brooke 1:16:03
Oh, man. All right. So, I think I’m gonna move towards wrapping us up here. But, I do want to come back to you, Alissa, one more time. Yeah, we’ve talked about the the mental health support you need and the, you know, ongoing fundraisers to help pay for attorney fees. And I wondered if you would just be willing to talk one last time about any specific fundraisers you have open or if there are things coming up and certainly to tell people how they can get a hold of you, you know, find you on social medias and whatnot to you know, learn more about what’s going on and to show their love and support for you, because everyone on Twitter is loving and supportive and will most certainly say nice things.

Alissa 1:16:52
No, Twitter’s so good, especially for mental health, for sure.

Alex 1:16:56
Never been better than it is now.

Alissa 1:17:02
So on Twitter, people can find me under my full name just Alissa Azar, and I’m more active on Instagram. And my handle on there is r3volutiondaddy, but the ‘E’ in revolution is a ‘3’. So, it’s “r3,” and then just spell out revolution Daddy. I’m also on Mastodon, but you know, if you go on to any one of those, I have the link tree in my bio, and all of my socials are posted there. I also have an active fundraiser now that’s also in my bio. So you can find my fundraiser on my Twitter or my Instagram. I’m also going to be planning another fundraiser soon where some stuff will be up for sale and whatnot, but I don’t have a date for any of that yet, so I’ll post that on my socials once I have all that information.

Alex 1:18:04
Hey, I want to sell the beta cuck armor for you. I’m gonna sell the armor.

Alissa 1:18:09
There are many many interested buyers.

Alex 1:18:13
It still smells like…

Alissa 1:18:16
Please don’t finish that sentence.

Alex 1:18:19
it did it, though. No. For real, though. For real though. If you’re listening and you want to look like a felon for a good cause.

Brooke 1:18:34
Thanks, Alex. Appreciate you throwing some some swag in the mix there. So how can folks find you on social meds? Or do you want them to, Alex?

Alex 1:18:44
No, I’m a ghost. You need a seance to reach me, these days. No, I got kicked off of Twitter when Elon Musk took over. So I’m not on Twitter anymore. I was in the first wave. It’s a point of pride. I got a tattoo. So, I’m on mastodon. You can find me at betacuck4life life as usual. You know, Mastodon users, they’re a lot more woke. So, people regularly tell me that my handle is problematic. And I’m like “It’s a thing.” You know, they don’t understand what I’ve been through.

Brooke 1:19:22
It is a very confusing handle to be to be fair.

Alex 1:19:26
Well, you know, I do love explaining things. Everybody wins.

Brooke 1:19:32
And y’all can find me personally on Twitter or Mastodon if you want to. OgemakweBrooke. No, I’m not going to spell my indigenous name for you, sorry. And you can find the Stranger’s Collective. We are the group that publishes this wonderful podcast. We are on Instagram and Twitter @ Tangledwild. We also have a pretty dope website. Have you seen our website, Alex?

Alex 1:20:04
Oh yeah, I check y’all out. Shit. We did business.

Brooke 1:20:08
Aw, thanks.

Brooke 1:20:25
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S1E60 – This Month in the Apocalypse: Feb. 2023

Episode Summary

Brooke, Casandra, and Margaret talk about the war in Ukraine and how Russia is not doing great, the train derailment in East Palestine, anti trans bills, Adderall shortages and meth, the return of Big Chicken, long covid as potential auto immune disease, further bans on abortion drugs, drought, floods, earthquakes and the US’s top priority: shooting million dollar missiles at balloons.

Host Info

Margaret can be found on twitter @magpiekilljoy or instagram at @margaretkilljoy. Casandra is just great and can be found at Strangers doing awesome layouts, and Brooke can be found on Twitter or Mastodon @ogemakweBrooke.

Publisher Info

This show is published by Strangers in A Tangled Wilderness. We can be found at www.tangledwilderness.org, or on Twitter @TangledWild and Instagram @Tangled_Wilderness. You can support the show on Patreon at www.patreon.com/strangersinatangledwilderness.

Next Episode

A special episode will come out next week on March 17th on Surviving the Justice System.

Transcript

This Month in the Apocalypse: Feb. 2023

Brooke 00:15
Hello and welcome to Live Like the World is Dying, your podcast for what feels like the end times. This is the February-March installment of our segment, This Month in the Apocalypse and I’m calling it the February-March episode because we’re recording in February and we’re talking about February but you’re going to be listening to it in March, most likely. I’m Brooke Jackson, and with me today, as usual are the quick thinking Casandra and the fast acting Margaret Killjoy.

Casandra 00:38
I don’t know if that’s accurate.

Margaret 00:42
Or at least fast talking sometimes, especially when I’m hyper. And today I’m hyper

Casandra 00:46
half of what I’m going to talk about today is brain fog and how it impacts me.

Brooke 00:51
Nice. Well, before we get into today’s episode, we’d like to share a little something something from another one of the swiftly streaming podcasts on the Channel Zero network of anarchist podcasts.

Casandra 01:17
And we’re back. Cas, Margaret, how are you feeling today?

Casandra 01:51
I just had my first sip of tea.

Margaret 01:55
I have been doom scrolling so hard that I didn’t sleep last night because of all the anti trans legislation. So I didn’t sleep enough and then I ate a protein cookie and pretended like it was food. So I’m great.

Casandra 02:07
And you don’t do caffeine at all. Not even tea.

Margaret 02:09
No, yeah, a bunch of sugar and protein in a cookie form is my equivalent of like making me immediately hyper.

Casandra 02:18
Alright.

Margaret 02:19
Because I don’t fuck with caffeine. I’m straight edge, except for alcohol.

Brooke 02:24
Well good, you should take all that energy and tell us some things.

Margaret 02:29
Oh, okay, right. I’m first. Okay, February has been a big month for the apocalypse. The Apocalypse is coming in hard with a bunch of mostly really bad shit. I think that the biggest story, or whatever, the earthquake that happened in Turkey and Syria was really fucking bad. Everyone probably already knows this. As of when I’m recording it, the death toll stands at about 50,000 people in Turkey and Syria. Those numbers are still expected to go up. And a lot of it has to do with poverty and with buildings that are not built to withstand earthquakes. This is happening in a poor region. And that is absolutely affecting everything. I don’t have as much information about that to relay, but I just feel like it’s like the single most…like now I’m going to talk about the fucking balloons and I hate the fucking balloons. And I want people to know that like the earthquake is more important. But on February 14th, I think, I don’t remember, I wrote on February 14, but you think I’d remember that was Valentine’s Day. A surveillance balloon, there’s a Chinese balloon and the US shot it down. It was a really actually big balloon and it probably included some surveillance equipment. China was like, “It’s civilian.” The US is like, “No, it was military.” I’m not stressed about it because I expect the US government is surveilling me and I don’t really give a shit if some other country…whatever, I don’t fucking care. It may have been capturing cell transmissions and shit over the US. But then, of course, this sets off this like massive paranoia, where everyone’s like, “Balloons are trying to get us. Those Chinese balloons.” And the US like scrambled….

Brooke 04:20
I always knew it was going to be balloons. I’ve always said it, the balloons are coming for us.

Casandra 04:22
Doomsday mechanism.

Margaret 04:26
I mean…

Brooke 04:27
it’s the balloons. Clearly.

Margaret 04:30
They are creepy. Actually. This is funny, my my dad is phobic of hot air balloons. I’m sorry to reveal this about you, dad. And because he was always like, “No, they’re just there. They’re on the horizon. They’re creepy.” Like he’s not afraid of being in that. He’s afraid of them like on the horizon.

Casandra 04:46
One of my most traumatizing childhood moments was this hot air balloon show was like going over the neighborhood and I was spinning in circles staring upward watching them as one does and forgot that my mom had a whole like row of rose bushes. And then spent the whole afternoon having like rose thorns picked out of my ass. So, that’s all to say that I don’t think your dad’s insane.

Margaret 05:10
Yeah, so the US government scrambled a bunch of fighter jets to shoot down a whole bunch of other balloons, all of which, like the government is like, “We do not believe that they are surveillance balloons, but we don’t know.” And the reason that they’re saying we don’t know is because, well one they obliterated tiny balloons with missiles. So there’s like, not a lot left. There’s like like half a million dollar missiles being shot at these fucking things, one of which missed. They missed a fucking balloon over Lake Huron, and then it like, fell into the lake. And they’re like, “No one was harmed.” And I’m like, great, I feel so fucking good that the government is shooting missiles at the US. That makes sense. And so probably those balloons are like amateur weather balloons, like people like do this, where you’re like, I’m gonna get a balloon and like, put a bunch of equipment on it and send it up into the sky. And it’s cool, right? And because you can like see the stuff. And so fortunately, the US government is there to protect us against amateur weather and radio fans.

Brooke 06:11
You know, you know, our friends over that other podcast have been saying we should nuke the Great Lakes. So I think this was just a trial run to…

Margaret 06:20
Fuck, Robert Evans is like actually the one that got them to shoot missiles.

Casandra 06:24
Cancel Robert Evans.

Margaret 06:25
Yep. All right. Yeah. Or he’s a prophet.

Brooke 06:32
That’s what I was gonna say,

Margaret 06:34
Speaking of Prophets, but actually, in both mench versions of that word, there was a massive disaster on February 3, in East Palestine [rhymes with Springsteen], Ohio, because it’s not pronounced Palestine [rhymes with Stein], in which a train carrying a bunch of toxic shit had overheated wheel bearings, and derailed. It passed like a bunch of sensors that were like, detect overheated stuff. And then like on the last one, it was like, “Hey, you’re overheating,” and then it crashed. This overturned 11 Toxic cars at a…a bunch of more cars overturned, but 11 of them were full of toxic chemicals, including vinyl chloride, but also a bunch of other shit. 115,000 gallons of vinyl chloride, were let loose. And then they were like, “Slright, well, we better set the shutter on fire,” I’m not actually even going to like talk shit on the fact that they set on fire. It might have been the best thing that they could do in that circumstances. There is a lot of stuff that is implying that the government and you know, Norfolk Southern and all that are like downplaying the degree to this disaster. It is a massive disaster, it is a big fucking deal. And the people involved should be held accountable. And there’s like, all kinds of stuff about how a lot of the deregulation and of course, you know, the fact doesn’t help that Biden like stopped a railroad strike for better safety conditions, because that’s mostly huge part of what people are striking for. And they absolutely are like, the numbers are trending upwards. They’re like, “It’s not a big deal.” And they were like, “Hey, there’s a bunch of dead fish.” And people were like, “There are 4000 dead fish.” And they had a very specific number. It might not have been that number was like 300, 800, 3,850, or something. As of this morning, when I double checked, they’re up to 43,000 dead aquatic animals. That’s 10 times the previous claim. I understand why people are skeptical of these claims. They’re probably not forever chemicals. These are the sorts of chemicals that will break down. However, no one knows the long term effects of the exposure that people have already had to these chemicals. And it’s fucked up. Norfolk Southern stock has dropped, but not as precipitously as you would might like. It’s not even as low as it was last October, just like took a dip. So buy the dip, everyone go out and buy….don’t do this. Don’t go out and buy stock. Okay, that’s what I know about that. Other people might know more about it.

Casandra 08:56
Oh, I was just gonna say that….

Margaret 08:57
Next. Okay go ahead.

Casandra 08:58
I was just gonan say that the EPA seemed pretty like, firm with them, which I appreciated. It wasn’t the response I expected. Oh, were you wagging your finger at me? Or like…they were like.

Brooke 09:12
I was being the EPA. Yeah. Because we’re in a point of visual medium here, right with a podcast. So, everyone can see me doing that.

Casandra 09:19
I watched the recording and the guy was like, “If y’all don’t do this up to our standards, we will do it and then bill you and not just like, you’ll get the bill, but we’ll bill you a certain number of times the amount that it actually cost us as a penalty.” Yeah, it’s something I don’t know.

Margaret 09:37
I mean, that’s good. Yeah. Oh and then the other thing, when I when I lead with the transition of Prophets in both sense of the word. About a week before this disaster, I watched the Netflix movie “White Noise” based on the 1980s novel called “White Noise,” in which a toxic chemical train spill it In East Palestine, Ohio happens and fucks everything up. And it fucks with my head, just straight up. It fucks with my head that I watched a movie about a natural disaster and then… not a natural disaster, a manmade disaster. And then a week later, it happened in the same town of 5000 Fucking people. Or 4000 people.

Casandra 10:20
Maybe, you’re not a prophet, maybe actually. Your brain just determines all of reality.

Margaret 10:29
Oh, no, I’m not a prophet. No, no, no, no, I don’t think this is me.

Casandra 10:31
I think that what happens in your head is then what happens in the outside world. That’s more plausible.

Brooke 10:39
Yeah, that seems right.

Casandra 10:40
So, don’t think anything….

Margaret 10:42
This is a really good thing to tell someone who lives alone.

Brooke 10:46
I mean, it clearly anyone who reaches a certain level of podcasting, fame then develops a power to cause things to happen. Yeah, that’s what we’re saying here.

Margaret 10:57
Good to know. And then everyone lived in a happy anarchist society for all times in which everyone was equal, except Margaret was a little bit more equal and got like twice as much tea in the morning.

Casandra 11:06
You don’t like tea. We just went over this.

Margaret 11:10
Yeah, well, I shouldn’t have more of something I want. That would be fucked up.

Casandra 11:14
This is the like weirdest Catholic version of anarchist Utopia I’ve ever heard of.

Margaret 11:23
Hi, I’m Margaret Killjoy. Alright, so it’s speaking of other bad shit that happened this year, or actually, well, okay. The thing that happened in February is is the one year anniversary of the Ukraine war. As currently stands, it’s fallen out of the news, which means that no one is dying anymore, and everything is fine. Except that…

Brooke 11:47
PBS still does it. So to just throw a tiny amount of credit over there. But yeah…

Margaret 11:54
Yeah, well actually it’s funny because people will talk mad shit about mainstream news and for good reason. But like, overall, I think mainstream news is a little bit better of a job than like Twitter at like, staying attached to stories over time, rather than just like chasing the clicks, which is fucking saying something because that is what mainstream news was notoriously bad at. I just think social media is even worse at it. On the other hand, it’s not the job of the random Twitter person to….Okay, so, the Ukraine war is largely out of stalemate. As stands Russia holds 17% of Ukraine, an area twice the size of Italy. It’s less than they controlled at the beginning of the war by a decent amount, and specifically, almost all their holdings are in the east. And it’s been like slowly being chipped away at overall is kind of the general thing. Most foreign fighters left after a few months, it went down, there’s 20,000 foreign fighters, mostly like vets of various other countries who are like, “Well fuck an invasion.” And a lot of people were like, I think actually a lot of people were like, “Well, I fought in all of these like evil US wars, because they have like worked for the US government. Here’s a just war,” and people went like chasing a just war, right. It’s down from about 20,000 foreign fighters to 2000 foreign fighters as the war drags on. China is calling for peace talks right now. And more might have happened by the time you hear this, like this is like news from yesterday and today, and their position is…like I mean overall they’re trying to present themselves as neutral, but like overall they’re like, “This is a war of Western aggression.” You know? “This is a war of you know a Ukraine shouldn’t dress like that if it didn’t want to get attacked.” They’ve four times abstained….Thank you for laughing at my off color joke. And yeah, I mean, because that is what it comes down to this idea of like, we had to invade you because you are getting too close to our borders with your power or whatever. Like, you can’t fucking justify invading another country for that reason.

Casandra 14:03
They’re opposing US imperialism, Margaret.

Margaret 14:06
Yeah, they do.

Casandra 14:07
NATO!

Margaret 14:10
Yeah. Yeah. And that’s China’s position. They’re with the US tankies. Or rather US tankies are with them. They have four times abstained from voting in the UN votes to ask Russia to withdraw its troops it’s possible also that China’s like trying to get in….and this is like everyone. This is the actual imperialism from my point of view about all this is everyone calling for these peace talks a lot of it is that they’re like they want in on the economic reconstruction aka they want like their economic interest in the capitalism to to do their thing just to China it’s slightly more state capitalism in the US it’s slightly more..

Casandra 14:46
China’s not capitalist Margaret What are you talking about?

Margaret 14:48
Oh, right. Sorry. I Forgot. They want to bring their peoples army… and I Love that It’s like the tankies pretending that Russia is fucking commie…anyway. The number of Russian soldiers Ukraine is killing is going up, which, you know, whatever, fuck them. 824 Such Russian soldiers a day are dying in Ukraine in February, which is the highest rate since the invasion started. Between 180,000 and 270,000 Russians have died in the war in the past year. And for comparison, Russia is this huge place. And we think about like how Russia just like, bled people during World War II, you know. Russia is only half the population of the United States. And so this is…so when you think about percentage wise, if you think about, it’s like, you know, the equivalent of half a million people dying in one year in a dumb fucking war. About 100,000 Ukrainian soldiers have died. They claim that 13,000 of their soldiers have died. Vaguely neutral observers from the outside of claims that 100,000 have died, which is like, their, their like, kill rate, oh, God, I’m not even going to pretend to put this in video game terms. That’s fucked up. And also another 30,000 or so civilians, Ukrainian civilians have died. Like directly, tons more displace. Everything’s fucked up. It’s war. I haven’t been able to get a recent number for the total number of arrests in Russia. But, it’s like worth really understanding how much a lot of Russians do fucking not want this to happen. There were 15,000 people arrested protesting against the war and like the first month of the war alone, and there’s thousands more at various other times, but I wasn’t able to find a total count. And, you know, in case anyone needs any reminding that nationalism is garbage. between half a million and a million Russians have fled, rather than be conscripted and fight in this stupid fucking bullshit. And 200 or so Russians are actively fighting for Ukraine. There is no out good outside guests. That is a guess from one of these Russian fighters. And they all have different reasons. I am aware of their being Russian anarchists. I was not able to find more information about that. Most of the anarchists that I know from other countries I think are more involved in directing solidarity goods, except for Belarus.. A lot of anarchists fighters in Ukraine. Anyway, of the 200 or so fighters, the the one I was able to find the specific motive for he’s is doing as his Christian duty to stop invasions. And let’s see, okay, almost done with the Russian war thing. Dutch intelligence reports that Russia is mapping power and gas infrastructure in the North Sea for potential attack. This came out like yesterday. So who knows what will happen with that. And then it’s also kind of worth knowing there’s like all of these, like anti war rallies happening around the war around the world. And most of them are like about trying to stop the Russian invasion of Ukraine, right? They’re like, “Hey, this war is fucked up, aka Russia is fucked up.” But in the US, we get a different kind of anti war movement, we get an anti war movement that’s a weird collection of tankies and Nazis…

Casandra 18:20
Margaret, that never happened!

Margaret 18:21
…coming together like a Molotov-Ribbontrop Pact to say stop the war machine.

Casandra 18:28
Stalin is the whole reason…..

Margaret 18:34
Yeah, no, I know.

Casandra 18:38
The reason the Nazis were defeated soley was because of Stalin, therefore, you know, the Soviet Union never never ever could have allied with the Nazis, even though we have historical records that it did blah, blah.

Margaret 18:53
Yeah, like at the beginning, Russia was like, “Hey, allies, can we hang out with you, Germany’s looking real weird.” And the allies were like, “I’m not sure.” And so then Russia was like or USSR was like, “Hey, Nazis, can we hang out with you? We know bad shits about to happen,” and they were like, “Yeah, but totally,” and the USSR sent them tons of aid, just literal material, tons of aid. And collectively, they mapped out which countries they were going to invade together and they invaded Poland together…It’s Poland. Am I getting that right? And then, Germany was like “JK, surprise attack.” And then the USSR was like, “Okay, we’re against you.” And then fucking millions of Russians died to defeat the Nazis and that needs to be understood and respected. But like Stalin was like making them…there’s like, reports from survivors…This is totally what this episode is about. There’s like reports from survivors who were like forced to charge Nazi tanks bare handed. And so like, the high numbers of Russian dead wasn’t because Stalin ruled. The high numbers is because Stalin fucking sucks. Anyway.

Casandra 20:08
And there’s also the whole like, the line that like the USSR saved with the Jews or whatever, when, which was just like totally. Anyway, we won’t talk about how Jews were treated in the USSR.

Margaret 20:23
When they signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact….Yeah. Anyway, USSR is not modern Russia, but there’s an anti war movement. So that’s okay. That’s Ukraine. Now, the trans laws, the thing that has me up all night. Yesterday, I believe the Tennessee House passed a bill. And now this was misrepresented. And I accidentally misrepresented this too, because I trusted a Twitterer who trusted a news article from a mainstream source that, okay, a Tennessee House did pass this bill. And by the time you’re listening to this, probably their fucking Senate and Governor have signed off on it. But the article was like, “And now it goes up to the governor.” It doesn’t it goes to the Senate first. And a lot of really shitty laws passed the House, but not the Senate in like, any given place. So there’s like, still hope. But I’m not full of fucking hope because a lot of these types of laws are passing right now. The type of law I’m talking about, this is an anti drag law. And these anti drag laws are similar ones proposed around the country and all the details are a little bit different. But the overall idea is that if anyone who is a male or female impersonator, AKA a crossdresser, aka, me living my fucking life, or a drag performer, if they perform, and if it’s like, in any way, like…some places it’s just like literally if they perform, or exist in public, and another one’s the Tennessee laws a little bit like, and they perform in a way that has any kind of like, sexual titillation, or whatever then that has to be the venue that is now a strip club legally, or like, needs to be a like 18+ adult entertainment, cabaret or whatever the fuck

Casandra 22:15
Like who’s deciding if something’s sexual?

Margaret 22:19
Uh huh. And it is. First cops, then judges, Two groups I trust to the bottom of my….nothing.

Margaret 22:35
Or the parents who call the cops.

Brooke 22:41
Don’t forget about he mob.

Margaret 22:42
Yeah, no, totally. They’re the first step in it. So that is the literal criminal criminalization of being trans in public.

Casandra 22:45
Yeah, there are nine anti trans laws on the books right now in Oregon. Yeah.

Margaret 22:52
Yeah. There’s 14 other states with similar anti drag laws in the works, including Oklahoma, Texas, Arizona, and Idaho. And I just didn’t find the full list, I found people like a couple different places giving like short versions of the list. South Dakota did just pass a law like not just the house or whatever, but like it’s fucking signed, that forces trans youth to detransition. And Utah passed a law against trans youth also, very recently, or against allowing trans youth to transition. But, I don’t believe it forcibly detransitioned. I believe that this one in South Dakota is the first one to force detransition, which from my point of view, pretty much means that trans…families with trans children who can’t afford to move are going to have their trans kids run away or kill themselves. Just like, frankly, I am not recommending. I am recommending if you’re a trans youth to in a place that is affected by this to get in touch with community to try and help you and your family get out of that situation. That is what I’m directly recommending. But, the the reason that doctors believe in gender affirming care for trans youth is that it lowers the rates of death substantially. Oklahoma is currently considering a bill to ban gender affirming care to adults, anyone under the age of 26.

Brooke 24:22
Fucking Oklahoma.

Casandra 24:22
I can’t remember which bill i was reading, but I was reading about one that was worded in such a way where gender affirming care also ended up including things like hormones for ciswomen dealing with menopause, like it was so broad sweeping that like, I just don’t think people consider the broader implications. You know what I mean?

Margaret 24:41
I don’t know whether this one was that one, but I…it wouldn’t surprise me and I feel like people pass laws like that all the time. And then just like, no one’s going to actually stop cis women from accessing hormones from menopause, you know, or like, you know, people dealing with prostate cancer often take hormones and you know, testosterone blockers and things like that, and like…All the shit is overbroad, like crazy, but not in a way where I feel like oh, it’s overbroad, and it gets struck down like no, it’s gonna get targetedly used against trans people against, the Left. And 5% of US people in the US who are under the age of 25 identify as trans or like nonbinary in some way, compared to point .5% of the rest of the population as a whole. And I would like to…don’t make me tap of the sign of the that graph of chart of left handedness as a chart of left handedness. Like once they stopeed. Once they started letting people be left handed, it goes up and caps itself, you know. And every major medical association in America recognizes that gender affirming care for youth saves lives. That is not a…I assume everyone listening to this already knows the shit, but it’s like worth fucking knowing. This is not a like, medically contested issue. You know, this is like, and I’m not like, “Man, you know, who I trust immediately, the medical institution, they always have our backs.” But, they do in this case, because they’re not fucking… Oh, God. That’s what I’ve got to talk about this week.

Brooke 26:20
Jon Stewart did a good piece that was on gender affirming care that maybe everyone’s already seen, because it was a little while ago, but was, you know, citing those…Just what you’re exactly what you’re saying, Margaret about every every major medical organization in the US.

Margaret 26:38
And honestly has been one of the only cispeople I’ve seen talking about it in public. The silence from cispeople has been deafening. And if your cis and listening to this, I’m hoping that if you’ve been silent about it, I’m hoping that the reason you’ve been silent about it, is because you’re afraid of taking up too much of the conversation. Because we do have this way of talking about social issues right now, where people are afraid to talk about issues that don’t directly affect them. And I think that that is a misstep. And that it will take cis people talking about this angrily, before anything will change. Because, when it’s just trans people, and sometimes their immediate families who are showing up to protest, everyone’s going to be like, “Well, fuck those pedo whatever,” fuck, whatever. Fucking bullshit, you know. So from my point of view, part of the reason this keeps me up at night is not because the Nazis want to kill me, they’ve wanted to kill me for a long time, they’ve sent me letters to this effect, with like, my parents address in it, you know, it’s that when I don’t feel supported, is when I feel the most lost about all of this stuff, just frankly. And so sometimes like that support is like, like, “Margaret’s guide to being supportive to your trans friends,” is like, like, sometimes, like random people messaging me to be like, “I see you, you’re valid.” I’m like, that’s great. I don’t I don’t need that from strangers. What I need from strangers is for people to talk to the people, they’re around and say shit about this, you know, I have a, I know I’m valid. I have a supportive family. And I have a supportive network of friends and all of that, you know? Yeah, sorry, this is…I mean, all of these things that we’re going to talk about are big deals. But you know, this one affects me very directly.

Brooke 28:45
Oh, no, I appreciate you saying more about it, because I was gonna ask follow up questions about like, you know, showing support and good ways to do that. So thanks for talking about that.

Margaret 28:55
Be fucking angry. Like, you know, and it’s like, and this stuff like, it’s also all part of misogyny. Like, because people want to control people’s bodies. And so transmen are affected by this because they’re, like, leaving womanhood behind and that’s bad or whatever. And then of course, transwomen are like, the reason that people don’t want us to exist is a weird protect the women thing, right? And so like, when cis women are loudly like, “No, I would rather have this transwoman in the bathroom with me then like I don’t know someone who’s like peeking under stalls to make sure no one has a penis.” Like people being loud about that kind of support. There’s this brilliant video of thus person who I believe is a cis woman who’s like getting gender policed by a Karen in a bathroom.

Casandra 29:47
I saw that

Margaret 29:48
And refuses to answer whether or not she has a dick. Yeah, it fucking…that gives me hope. So, I like.

Casandra 30:00
That’s like reverse Karen.

Brooke 30:02
I just bookmarked that so I can watch it after

Casandra 30:05
We should start a Nazis know our parents’ address club.

Margaret 30:17
And then like…it’s funny I try not to talk too much about my family on this podcast, I guess, but then again the Nazis already know where they live. Like my dad’s fucking ex marine with anger management issue who loves this trans daughter? How’s do they think this is gonnna go?

Casandra 30:35
I mean, my situation, my parent’s would’ve been like “Whatever.”

Margaret 30:41
Yeah, okay, fair. I’m sorry.

Casandra 30:43
Okay, who’s next?

Brooke 30:48
Okay. Can we talk about happier things?

Margaret 30:54
What podcast are on?

Casandra 30:57
I genuinely can’t remember who’s next. Is it you, Brooke?

Brooke 31:03
Allegedly. Although, if it’s something you have segues better for, I’m all for it. I had a good segue from the war thing. But then we then we start talking about the trans issue and I don’t know where to go from there.

Casandra 31:13
I think the world is shit. There are lots of them. They’re diverse, shitty things to talk about, you know?

Margaret 31:18
Well, and even the war thing, it’s like, you know, what, Ukraine is fucking holding on a year later. That is a fucking positive story. It is a terrible, horrible story. But they’re still fucking there. You know, like people thought Ukraine wasn’t going to be a country by last summer.

Brooke 31:36
That’s a really good point. Well, speaking of war, wars, the war on drugs. Drugs. Adderall. I did it you’re welcome. We did a, I think our August episode or something like that we did a roundup on like shortages, things that were in shortages. And I know we talked about Adderall at one point and being in shortage and why. And that started like last summer sometime I think August or so it was when people started talking about it. The FDA or DEA, I can’t remember which one it was that came out with the announcement. I think the the FDA came out like late October and said, “Hey, we have an Adderall shortage.” And everyone said, “We fucking know we’ve been dealing with with this for two or three months now.” And it’s gotten worse than it’s been in the news again, recently, because of just how much worse it has gotten. We talked about it previously, we talked about some of the reasons why the shortage was happening. And part of it is a production issue. It’s a very controlled substance. So, it’s not like manufacturers can just start pumping out a whole bunch more. And not just like the creation of the Adderall. But the ingredients that go into it are controlled substances as well, so they can only make so much of that. Allegedly, there’s enough supply of the base ingredients that we shouldn’t have this shortage. So….

Casandra 33:10
Sorry, I’m stupid about Adderall, is it it because meth. Is that the….? Okay, sorry.

Brooke 33:18
That’s where I’m going with this, but yeah, that’s that is that. That is part of the reason it’s such a controlled substance, because Amphetamine is, you know, main ingredient, it’s it’s people often refer to Adderall as being, you know, legal meth, or prescribed meth.

Casandra 33:33
I know nothing. Wow. That’s wild.

Brooke 33:42
So, there have been some reports of folks that haven’t been able to get their Adderall and have, in fact, turned to meth in order to get the substance they need, and there’s not a good sense of how like widespread this is, versus, you know, a couple of instances that hit the news, you know, there’s at least one story of somebody who died in an ER, because of meth. And they said they were taking the math because they couldn’t get their Adderall prescription. And, you know, meth, you know, historically causes no problems to the brain and doesn’t make people say things that are wacky and untrue. So we can trust that story. But, that’s what’s happening. But, the fun conspiracy theorh where I’m going with this that’s floating around is that the government is purposely restricting the manufacture of Adderall to force people to turn to meth to perpetuate the war on drugs. So there you go. Conspiracy theories are fun.

Margaret 34:43
Wait, So this is a new conspiracy. Okay. How the balloons tie in?

Casandra 34:48
Yeah.

Margaret 34:49
Is that where moving it? They’re getting the Adderall out of the country?

Casandra 34:52
They’re delivering it. If we would have let them come in farther, they would have just released it because everyone wants Adderall.

Margaret 34:58
Oh, yeah. That’s sort of true…the part where everyone wants Adderal.

Casandra 35:03
I do not.

Margaret 35:06
Yeah. No, I don’t want Adderall. I’m hyper off a cookie.

Brooke 35:12
That’s part of the issue is that the prescriptions for Adderall increased 27%. From 2019 to 2022. There were like 35 million prescriptions in the US, which is a fuck ton, in 2019. And then it went up to like 45 million by 2021 or 22. And I mean, shocker. Everybody’s stuck inside with a pandemic. Like we overprescribed, that are all for sure. And I and that is not to say there’s not people who genuinely need it out there. And I don’t mean to bash anybody’s use of of that prescription. But you know, one of the articles that I was reading they, you know how news reports like to pick a human interest story to tell their story, they were talking about this 16 year old female in Utah, who’s like in all of the AP classes, honors classes is getting ready for college and how stressed out she was and obsessed with perfection, and she couldn’t get all her stuff done. And then she got an Adderall prescription. And, and now she’s able to get all her homework done, and she’s acing all their classes, and it’s ready for college and blah, blah, blah. And it’s like, well, yeah, I mean, you just gave her gave her amphetamines.

Casandra 36:36
I feel like there’s a misuse potential. Like, the people I know, who have ADHD and take Adderall, it doesn’t impact their system that way, you know. And I also think there’s a certain, I see this with autism as well, there’s a certain amount of like, like the left handed thing that Margaret brought up, you know? Like, it might seem like, it might seem like an undue spike, but I’m sure a large percentage of that is people who are finally getting care they need.

Margaret 37:12
And then also, like, I think about it because I came closer to seeking medication for ADHD than I ever have. And what it was for me is that I built my entire life around the fact that I have ADHD, there’s a reason that I’m a freelancer, there’s a reason that I, you know, I travel, there’s a reason I work for myself. Like, there’s all these things that I’ve done, that have made ADHD not a problem in my life, right. But actually, the beginning of the pandemic, it made it more of a problem. It made it harder for me because like, I had to sit in my cabin and work on a computer in order to eat food, and stuff, you know, and so like, and I don’t thrive in certain environments, and so I was like, “Man, if I had something that helped me thrive in this environment.” So.

Casandra 37:56
Which then makes me wonder, like, how much of that need is attached to Capitalism, you know, lthe ike productivity. So? Yeah.

Margaret 38:04
Oh, yeah. No, totally. I mean. Totally. I had a day job for a minute.

Casandra 38:10
Sitting in a cabin alone with….That sounds like my dream.

Margaret 38:16
I know. Well, I was fine until the day job. Awesome.

Margaret 38:24
Okay, so,

Brooke 38:25
Again, I don’t want to like bash anybody that’s taking it. I don’t know. I don’t want to say that there aren’t legitimate reasons that some of those people didn’t need it. But, we we do know that it’s overprescribed, that you take you know, young people who are high achieving, and we’ve got them overscheduled and fucking Capitalism.

Casandra 38:41
Oh, everyone, I knew in college was….Adderall all the time.

Brooke 38:46
Yeah, just give them drugs. So, that’s part of the problem. Anyway, the DEA is trying to get you addicted to meth. x

Casandra 38:59
I thought it was the FDA.

Margaret 39:02
And that’s why they’re shooting down balloons.

Brooke 39:06
No, it’s the DEA because that’s the Drug Enforcement Agency. They’re the ones trying to perpetuate the war on drugs and they have something to do.

Casandra 39:14
I hope people know when we are and aren’t being sarcastic.

Margaret 39:22
I hope so too. But I’m not optimistic.

Brooke 39:27
Never take me seriously. That’s my answer. I have one other fun conspiracy theory thing. Okay, it actually came up right after the end of our last recording and it was kind of a bummer. We didn’t get it in there. But, it’s about chicken feed.

Casandra 39:46
Big Chicken!

Brooke 39:47
And chicken feed conspiracy, that something is….Yep, Big Chicken. Not and not Tyson. Not that evil chicken, but it’s actually a big big fooder you may have heard of this brand called Purina?

Casandra 40:01
Dog food.

Brooke 40:02
Are pretty well known for creating pet food. Yeah.

Margaret 40:05
They feed cats.

Brooke 40:06
But they also make more industrial feeds like chicken feed and guinea pigs and goats and I don’t even know the full extent of their thing, but they make feed for a lot of different kinds of animals. And people started reporting in July last year that their chickens and this is industrial level and you know, household people chicken in the backyard kind of people, crazies like me that their their egg laying productions seem to be going down. And then going through the winter, a lot of a lot of people have talked about their eggs production from their chickens being at or very near zero, which I also have been in this boat for a while my my four girls were not laying any eggs. And it wasn’t an old chicken issue, like they’re, they’re young, and they just started laying this last summer. And yes, production goes down in the winter, that’s normal, but doesn’t usually just completely drop off. So, people were posting about it on social medias and talking about it and started forming this conspiracy that there’s something wrong with chicken feed, Purina mainly because they’re one of the biggest suppliers not just under their name brand, but their sub brands as well. And that something is missing in the chicken feed that’s causing them not to lay as well. And then lots people saying “I switched to another brand, I started mixing my own,” blah, blah, blah. “And suddenly my my chickens are laying again.” And as much as I hate conspiracy theories and don’t want to feed into it, I have to say that I also was having the same issue of zero egg production. And then I grabbed a protein blend from a different brand and started mixing that into their feed and getting eggs.

Margaret 41:49
That doesn’t have to be a conspiracy. They could have just fucked up.

Casandra 41:51
Honestly, people have reported that they’ve had their feet tested. They’ve had their Purina tested and it contains the appropriate amount of protein. So there’s like, at this point a month later….I’m sorry, I was the one who brought this up because I was I raise quail. And so I’m on, I don’t know, poultry, social media. Yeah. Anyway. But yeah, so apparently people have gotten their feed tested, and it has the appropriate components, so now they’re like, “Is there something added to it?” That’s the new conspiracy.

Margaret 42:27
Well, I know what, I know what the problem is.

Brooke 42:29
Morgaret has the answer.

Casandra 42:32
Okay, good.

Margaret 42:32
Yeah, I watched this….No, it’s not gonna be the answer. No, I watched this documentary called All Quiet on the Western Front on Netflix last night. And in it, the Imperial German soldiers, while they’re occupied France during World War One, there’s they’re breaking into farmers yards and stealing the eggs. And so it’s actually. It’s actually Imperial German soldiers are breaking into everyone’s yards and stealing quail eggs and chicken eggs.

Brooke 43:10
Oh, okay.

Casandra 43:12
Obvious.

Brooke 43:12
There are a lot of other factors that genuinely influence chicken, like production, like the amount of light and the temperature. And, you know, our light levels are not particularly off. They’re low this time of year, like always, but it definitely has been a little bit colder on average this winter here for us, though. My mother…Hi, Mom, I love you was like you need to put a heating light on your chickens and they’ll lay more which I did for a month and it didn’t affect anything. Although that was also after one of those snows that we had too.

Casandra 43:44
Can I telll you one of the more wingnut versions of this I’ve heard?

Brooke 43:47
Yes, please.

Casandra 43:48
And who knows. But, the most like, you know, puppet master version of all of this I’ve heard is that Purina partnered with some giant egg company that I can’t remember the name of right now, who just opened a whole bunch of, starting last fall open several massive like egg production facilities. So, it’s in Purina’s best interest to add something to the feed so that our chickens can’t lay eggs. And that’s why egg prices are through the roof. And now you have to buy the eggs and it’s just ohhhh. Yeah.

Brooke 44:26
Yeah, that’s the other thing that’s feeding into the conspiracy theories I was gonna wrap this up with.

Brooke 44:29
Sorry. I’m taking…

Brooke 44:30
No, you’re fine. It’s perfect. Perfect segue. Excellent. Yeah. Is the prices going up on eggs is all feeding into conspiracy and you know, people not thinking about food prices in general have gone up and we feed chickens food things. And yeah, anyway, what Margaret?

Margaret 44:48
Oh, just there’s some, I was reading today, that there’s some guesses that we might have hit peak food inflation, specifically around eggs and meat. Because basically, no one can get enough money…because you can’t sell eggs at a certain…the way cap, the market works, you know, you can’t sell it at a certain amount, so fewer sell or whatever. And so wholesale egg prices have started dropping. And as of when the article I read came out this had not yet hit retail egg prices. Because people probably are like, Well, alright, I can buy them for cheap and sell them for just as much Fuck yeah. But wholesale egg prices are starting to drop and meat prices are also starting to drop on a wholesale level, because inflation reduced the profit.

Brooke 45:39
Okay. Well, the one upside, so that’s sorry…..

Casandra 45:48
I think there’s something about Purina feed, and we don’t know what and that’s fine. And that people seem to be switching feeds or making their own and it’s fine. I mean, there might be but like, I don’t really care personally, I’m like, I just want my quails to lay eggs.

Margaret 46:07
And it’s just not a conspiracy. They’re just fucked up their food.

Brooke 46:09
Right. Yeah, there’s other complicating factors. It’s not maybe not just this one thing. Like, yeah, you know, we hear where Cas and I live have had a colder little bit colder winter than average and that’ll slow down production. I don’t know for the US as an entirety but you know, just an example.

Margaret 46:25
Well, there’s there’s that saying “Never never attribute to incompetence. What can be understood…” No, wait. I know something isn’t…It’s Goddamnit “It’s not malice. It’s incompetence.” It’s more likely that it is incompetence than malice at any given thing that’s happening.

Casandra 46:49
I mean, yeah, it’s like very experienced people who are having this issue, like there’s something, there’s something wrong, right?

Margaret 47:05
Oh, that’s what I mean about…sorry, I don’t mean incompetence of the chicken keepers. The chicken lords.

Brooke 47:10
That is what we call ourselves, Margaret, chicken lords.

Margaret 47:12
I mean, the incompetence of Purina. The…like Purina fucking up the feed is probably because they fucked up the feed, not cause they’re like, “hahaha.”

Brooke 47:25
I mean, it’s entirely possible Purina switched to cheaper, lower quality components to create their feeds because of inflation.

Casandra 47:31
It’s not incompetence if it’s a giant company. Yeah.

Brooke 47:35
There’s something in that. The one upside of….

Casandra 47:40
Root cause. Okay. Yeah.

Brooke 47:42
There you go. Nice.

Margaret 47:44
Yeah, it might be greed instead of malice.

Brooke 47:45
Let me just say the happy thing.

Margaret 47:46
What’s the happy thing? What’s the happy thing?

Brooke 47:50
Is that people have turned to other feed sources. So, instead of supporting the big giant mega Corp, they’re supporting smaller ones, like I reached out to a local person who’s making their own blends. And I’m going to start using some of that. People have learned how to create their own blends and feed their things, which I think it’s always great to get away from the industrial manufacturers. So…

Casandra 48:11
I don’t know how to jump from chickens to this….

Brooke 48:17
Chickens. Avian Flu. Flu. Sickness. Bad. Long COVID.

Casandra 48:24
I raised quail because I’m allergic to chicken eggs, cause autoimmune disease. Did you know long COVID is kind of like an autoimmune disease?

Brooke 48:32
Nice.

Casandra 48:35
Do either of you know anyone with long covid?

Brooke 48:37
Yes.

Margaret 48:39
Yeah, part of the reason I don’t leave the house, not because I have it, but because I’m terrified. I mean, I’m making rational decisions around safety.

Brooke 48:48
I’m worried I’m having it.

Casandra 48:52
Oh, well, maybe maybe this will be easier. When I when I first heard about it. So, some of the symptoms I’ve heard include fatigue, brain fog, difficulty breathing, joint pain, chest pain, general like lower quality of life, gut issues. When I hear that list, I’m like, oh, that’s, that sounds like my autoimmune disease. And sure enough, they’re realizing that long COVID does have a lot in common with an autoimmune disease. I don’t think they’re classifying it that way. At this point, like the research is ongoing, but it’s just really interesting to me. So apparently, something like 11% of people who get COVID-19 will have long COVID, which lets you one study in “Nature,” I read said up to 65 million people are suffering from on COVID, which is apparently a 10th of the number of people worldwide who have had COVID. So , 1 in 10 people is kind of a lot. Yeah. And suddenly, you know, folks at the beginning of COVID, who were calling it, a mass disabling event make a lot more sense.

Brooke 50:01
Yeah.

Casandra 50:05
This is terrible and funny. I read a tweet where someone said “People went on about herd immunity. But now we have heard autoimmunity.”

Brooke 50:12
Oh, it’s funny and awful

Casandra 50:17
It is. Sorry, I’m laughing at that because I have an autoimmune disease. I think I should offer that context. So, populations impacted: Apparently 4% of folks with long COVID are under 12. Aside from that about a third are people under 50. Another third are 50 to 60. And then another third are people above 65. So it is impacting people who are our age.

Brooke 50:44
You can’t have three thirds and four percent.

Casandra 50:47
I said, in addition to that. Or after that.

Brooke 50:51
Okay, sorry. Math. Just slap me.

Casandra 50:53
I read so many studies to cobble this all together. Don’t judge my numbers. It’s more…I say that to bookkeeper. It’s more predominant in transgender folks and women, which is also true of autoimmune diseases. 75% of people with long COVID where never hospitalized. 75% of those people have not sought medical help for long COVID. And there’s also an assumption that a lot of these numbers are actually higher, because we all know how reporting has gone down in and how healthcare is expensive. And if people don’t have to go to a hospital or a doctor, they won’t, you know.

Brooke 51:35
Is there anyone out there that still saying long COVID doesn’t exist? Not like the you know, extremists but like, mainstream for a while was like long COVID is made up? It’s not actually happening. Is that still a common thought? Or is that finally going away?

Casandra 51:50
I don’t know how common it…so this is all really curious to me because I have an autoimmune disease and because last month, January 2023, two different studies came out about Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, which I also have, and how it increases the likelihood of long COVID. And when that study came out, I started to see a bunch of people talking about long COVID and low dose Naltrexone being a useful approach, which is a medication I take, which I cannot get prescribed by a regular doctor. Because they deny that it’s a useful immunomodulator. Like remedy. And that’s all to say that like, I think I’m hypersensitive to the disbelief around these things. And one of the reasons this if fascinating to me. Yeah, one of the reasons this is fascinating to me, is because it’s opening up these conversations about these diseases that patients have been talking about for years, and have not historically been believed.

Margaret 52:56
Often as a symptom of misogyny, right?

Casandra 53:01
Yeah, Totally. I don’t know anyone who has, you know, something in the spectrum of chronic illness who hasn’t gone through, like literally years of doctor saying it “Doesn’t exist,” or “You don’t have it.” Or “It’s not that bad.” Like, I had to call my doctor and inform her of what I had, like, based on my labs, because she didn’t tell me. And so now there’s this like, sped up process around long COVID, right, where like, so many people are getting sick all at once that like, there was the disbelief and other people downplaying it. But like, research is catching up at a faster rate, it seems like, which has implications for the broader community, which could be positive. Even though it sucks that how many, how many millions. 65 million people….

Margaret 53:52
Well, it’s like mRNA caccines, like, it’s fucking cool, that we’re suddenly able to get vaccinated for so many more things than we used to. And it is absolutely fucked that it took this…It took so many people getting this before people were like, “Oh, maybe it’s just not like the modern version of hysteria,” the whiny woman disease or whatever, you know.

Casandra 54:20
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think there’s….up until very recently, if you walked into a doctor and were like, even if you had a what’s the word I’m looking for, not a prescription when they tell you what your… a diagnosis, from a previous doctor saying “I have chronic fatigue,” or whatever. It’s highly likely that your new doctor will say that doesn’t exist. But now, suddenly, the only word…it’s like the only words that they have to describe long COVID are these words like chronic fatigue and autoimmune disease? So, suddenly they have to like view them as legitimate. But studies are coming out in these like, major scientific journals like “Nature.” “JANA,” what’s the other one? I was reading? Whatever, science. So people are taking it seriously. And that’s, not exciting because I wish it didn’t exist at all, but is good.

Brooke 55:27
Yeah, the friend that I have.

Casandra 55:28
I have a whole. Oh, go ahead.

Brooke 55:30
Oh, just the friend that I have that has long COVID he has faced a lot of that struggle with this belief. I think he got COVID earlier on, or at least not recently. And yeah, definitely has faced a lot of like disbelief and extra hurdles and trying to advocate for himself and get the kind of care that he needs.

Casandra 55:54
Yeah. And it’s, it’s I think maybe people need to understand how severe it can be. Because the umbrella of long COVID, my understanding, like, you know, they’re still actively defining this term, but my understanding is that it’s people who have at least two symptoms, at least, I think it’s two months after the acute infection goes away. But for some people that can be so debilitating that like, they need walkers, or they need you know, it’s life altering. Yeah. And I read one study that said that, as many as 4 million people are unemployed, because of long covid, which is a whole other conversation around, like, what counts as a disability in this country? And what doesn’t? Like I remember when I was first diagnosed with my autoimmune disease, and was way less functional than I am now. I was like, “Why? Why would I not qualify for disability?” And the answer is that there are a lot of bureaucratic reasons, apparently. But yeah, who knows, maybe that will change too.

Brooke 57:04
Part of it’s because…part of the bureaucracy is that they can’t take away the designation once they’ve given it. So, they don’t want to make it too easy to label you disabled, because then you don’t, you don’t get to go back from being disabled.

Margaret 57:22
Or we could just not means test care. And anyone who needs care, could just have care.

Casandra 57:31
We don’t think you’re sick enough. Do you want to hear some more interesting statistics?

Brooke 57:39
Always. Give me numbers.

Casandra 57:42
Yeah, I know Brooks excited. So, a study in Germany recently found that people who get COVID have a 30% or had a 30% increase in risk of autoimmune diseases up to a year after their acute infection. So, there’s active comorbidity there. And the people who go into COVID having an autoimmune disease, have a 25% increase in their chance of contracting additional autoimmune diseases. But that’s all significantly lowered if patients are vaccinated. There’s a like crunchy version of autoimmune communities where people are antivax.

Margaret 58:26
Oh, that’s why you’re making angry eyes as soon as you….

Casandra 58:30
Well, so these statistics are particularly important, right?

Margaret 58:35
I’m mad that there’s been a Lyme vaccine that they just didn’t finish studying. I could be wrong about this. I don’t remember all the details. I read a pop science article about it. But there’s like a…there’s been a Lyme disease [vaccine] that they can give to dogs, but they just didn’t finish studying it and people. And it’s been around for like 20 years.

Brooke 58:54
That’s infuriating.

Casandra 58:55
I don’t live in Lyme country. So it’s not like as big an issue here. But that’s wild.

Margaret 59:00
I got Lyme in Oregon. Like, where you live. But, and I and I live in fucking Lyme country and I’ve never gotten Lyme over here.

Brooke 59:11
Wow. Yeah. Got some anyway, family in Idaho that, about 15 years ago, were battling Lyme and one of them had it since he was a teenager.

Margaret 59:23
I want to fucking Lyme vaccine. It’s like, I think people who play D&D are going to be smarter around risk analysis, because anyone who’s played D&D knows that 5% chance of something happens means it’s gonna happen. Like…

Casandra 59:37
Yeah, eventually.

Margaret 59:39
Yeah, exactly. And because you’ve had that happen over and over again, when you play this, and you also realize that anything that you get, that’s like, a plus 5% safer, you always take it, right, like, and the vaccine is like a 90% safer, and people are like, “Ah, people still get sick, so therefore it’s bullshit,” but Like, if the vaccine made you 5% safer, and you play Dungeons and Dragons, you’ll take it.

Casandra 1:00:05
It’s actually, it’s 10%. It’s 10% safer.

Margaret 1:00:09
Wait, what is?

Casandra 1:00:11
If you’re vaccinated….

Margaret 1:00:13
Oh, about the autoimmune stuff. Okay.

Casandra 1:00:15
Yeah.

Margaret 1:00:15
I was thinking about like COVID itself, but yeah. Yeah.

Casandra 1:00:21
I just like kind of fantasy of my high school stats class actually being taught through D&D and like, maybe I would have understood math.

Margaret 1:00:27
Yeah, it like, it’s, yeah, you understand probability a lot better if you like, regularly….

Casandra 1:00:33
You’re actively practicing. Yeah. Yeah. Um, what else do you want to know?

Margaret 1:00:43
About long COVID?

Casandra 1:00:45
Yeah.

Margaret 1:00:46
I was hearing that….It…For most people does taper off. Is that being understood? Or is that like, like not to be like, therefore it’s fine, but just like, less of a like, “Oh, God, my life is over. This thing has happened,” or whatever. Like, I was under the impression that people….not that it should…people should feel like their life is over, even if they get it bad. But like, not that it’s…

Casandra 1:01:17
It’s not debilitating?

Brooke 1:01:18
It’s not permanent.

Margaret 1:01:19
It’s not necessarily…it’s not necessarily permanently debilitating to everyone who gets it and that it like a lot of people it’s about a way slower getting better, but not everyone some people it’s about a permanent effect. But that other people are like recovering just very slowly. Is that? Am I completely off? I’ve no idea.

Casandra 1:01:40
I’ve heard that empirically. But I didn’t find a study that like….I found studies acknowledging that for some people after a few months, they get better. Like even if they started out with long COVID, symptoms will get better, but I didn’t actually see numbers about…and I think part of that is that it hasn’t been long enough.

Margaret 1:01:57
Yeah, totally.

Casandra 1:01:58
And even if…so, so I keep comparing this to an autoimmune disease, but they haven’t actually said like “This is in fact an autoimmune disease,” you know, there are people who say it’s because of mast cell activation there are people who say it’s actually a neurological issue, like they’re still figuring it out. But if in fact it it does function like an autoimmune disease you would need years to see how it actually impacts people because people might have a slower recovery and feel better and then you know, their immune system could be triggered by something and they’ll get sick again. So yeah, we just don’t know.

Casandra 1:02:33
That makes sense.

Brooke 1:02:36
So I might not be fatigued and coughing forever is what you’re saying? Maybe.

Casandra 1:02:42
Yeah.

Brooke 1:02:45
Okay, that’s good.

Casandra 1:02:46
But if you are people are researching the efficacy of low dose Naltrexone

Brooke 1:02:51
And I’ll get my brain back. Maybe.

Casandra 1:02:54
I’d say some percentage of it.

Margaret 1:02:57
Have you tried yoga?

Casandra 1:03:02
You’re actually not supposed to do stretching flexibility things with Ehlers Danlos, that’s the antithesis of what you’re supposed to do. So, no.

Margaret 1:03:14
I hope that as we talked about, people not being able to tell when people are being sarcastic, I hope that I manage that tone.

Brooke 1:03:22
Okay, but I need yoga for my PTSD. Now I’m lost.

Casandra 1:03:27
You could just try the breathing exercises.

Brooke 1:03:30
Okay. Meditation that’s the one universal good.

Casandra 1:03:32
Yeah.

Brooke 1:03:33
Maybe. We’ll see the sleep disorder.

Casandra 1:03:38
I feel I feel like what we’re doing right now is like a small encapsulated version of what these like, chronic illness communities do on a larger scale. And at a certain point, I just, like, have to detach myself because I’m like, everything will harm you.

Casandra 1:03:52
How about we talk about other headlines.

Casandra 1:03:58
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Um, I found some fun ones. So, I don’t remember exactly what she said. I’m sure anyone on Twitter saw, but Marjorie Taylor Greene was basically like “The country should get a divorce.” Like, in my mind is civil war. That’s a fun one.

Margaret 1:04:19
Yeah, and I, I like that one also, because it’s like people talk about like, red states, blue states, and people are like, “Oh, well, you know, Oklahoma is banning trans people. Fortunately, no trans people live there.” Like, that’s not fucking true. And like, and even from a like, Democrat–Republican binary, the difference between a red state and a blue state is usually about 60/40 one way or the other. Yeah, you know, and like, and that’s what people aren’t acknowledging. Well, there’s a million things people aren’t acknowledging.

Casandra 1:04:50
Sort of what she wanted, she wanted to…part of that comment she made was about proposing that if people move to a red state from a blue state, they should have a period where they can’t vote. which would in fact make it so that they were purely red states.

Margaret 1:05:05
That’s true. As a….I am not a Democrat, but I live in a red state and I am far worse than what they’re afraid of with the Democrats. Yeah. Okay, my fun headline. Are we just doing like one headline back and forth for a moment?

Casandra 1:05:23
Yeah.

Margaret 1:05:25
Massive floods and mudslides in Brazil killed 36 people leaving 800 people homeless, displacing thousands of people, hitting multiple cities. Just massive fuck off disaster that didn’t even make it to my social media headlines.

Casandra 1:05:41
That makes me want to message Mena.

Margaret 1:05:43
Yeah, not a bad idea to check in with her. Friends. I mean, sometimes it’s like, Brazil is a very large country, right, and so like, you know, like, if someone something happens in the Pacific Northwest, and someone, my friend from another country is like, “Are you okay?” Then again, I wouldn’t actually be sad at someone for checking in, even if something…whatever, anyway.

Casandra 1:06:09
Federal Emergency SNAP benefits are ending March 1. Thanks, Biden. Yeah, for some people, that means the difference between like, $270 a month and $20 a month. It’s like, a huge amount of money.

Brooke 1:06:24
Yeah, for me, it’s the difference between like, being able to just buy the foods I need and knowing there’s gonna be enough versus like, having to really pay attention and budget of things to make sure I don’t run out by the end of the month. Like it’s not it’s not even a huge amount of difference for me, but it’s enough of like the difference between having to pay close attention and just being able to just buy food like normal.

Casandra 1:06:49
Yeah. I’ve seen a few different posts by food pantry volunteers who are like, “It’s already like wild in food pantries. And it’s not even March 1 yet.”

Margaret 1:07:01
Floods in New Zealand killed for at least four people and displace 9000 people. All these headlines, it’s like things show up in the head in the news when it happens. And then like this one in New Zealand, it’s like, killed at least four people and there’s 1300 people unaccounted for. And that article is from a while ago and so I didn’t find an updated article. The fact that I didn’t find it updated article probably means that 1000 More people didn’t die, but was really fucking bad.

Brooke 1:07:32
And then there’s 9000 people that got displaced and you probably don’t know what happened to them and where they went.

Margaret 1:07:41
Are we still ping-ponging or should I just go with the rest of mine.

Casandra 1:07:45
Oh no, I’ll go Walgreens recently caved to Conservative pressure and agreed to stop selling Mifo…I get the full names of miso and mife confused but it’s one of them.

Margaret 1:07:59
One of the main abortion drugs.

Casandra 1:08:01
Yeah, in a pro choice state.

Margaret 1:08:06
Wow, in a pro choice? I didn’t.

Casandra 1:08:08
Oh, yes, it’s Kansas, which is a pro choice state, and the you know, in case you needed the added kicker, Mifo is also used for completing miscarriages, so people will not be able to access that drug if they have a miscarriage. At least not in Walgreens. So, you know, change pharmacies if you want.

Margaret 1:08:31
Legally Walgreens.

Brooke 1:08:34
In Minecraft.

Margaret 1:08:35
Ah, in Czarist Russia, that’s what I’m pushing for is the new ‘In Minecraft’. They cracked Minecraft. Now it’s all about Czarist Russia. Warming oceans are cutting into the world’s widest glacier. They’re cutting like big trenches from the bottom into the world’s widest glacier, the Thwaites, ultimately these melting glaciers over the next couple 100 years will likely raise global sea level by 10 feet.

Brooke 1:09:04
Is that an Antarctic glacier?

Margaret 1:09:07
I don’t know.

Casandra 1:09:12
I’m assured by a friend who’s like a right wing researcher, who isn’t right wing but does research into right wing hate groups, that this is probably going to be a non issue, but apparently and Idaho hate group on Telegram has been calling for an ‘Antisemitic Day of Hate,’ this Shabbat and I have friends in the areas where this is happening who have said that their synagogues are canceling services.

Margaret 1:09:37
That fucking bums me out. Economic Research firm Moody’s looked at US cities most at risk for combined heat, drought and sea level rise over the next 30 years,, basically like what US cities are going to be most impacted by climate change over the next couple of decades. And the losers are the Bay Area, a whole bunch of Florida, New York City, Tucson and Phoenix, Arizona, and Wilmington, Delaware.

Casandra 1:10:13
Wilmington, Delaware?

Margaret 1:10:16
I think a lot of Delaware isn’t very high isn’t very high above sea level.

Casandra 1:10:21
I see.

Brooke 1:10:22
I feel like New Orleans….

Margaret 1:10:23
There’s no…there’s no cities that anyone knows the name of in Delaware besides Wilmington. And I’m guessing neither of y’all I’ve heard of Wilmington, Delaware. Delaware is mostly known as…Like literally when I would go to Delaware as a kid, there was a magnet on the fridge that was “Delawhere?” with a little question mark. Oh, but then the safest. Okay, I’ve got like one more, two more. The safest places are pretty much the Midwest, like the Dakotas and shit, unless you’re trans. Anyway, but, but basically like a lot of actually Appalachia and the Midwest are safest from like, drought because of large reservoirs. And some other climate change and sea level rise because they’re away from the ocean. Indian scientists are sounding the alarm of the first heatwave of the year. It’s February. And last year, they kind of didn’t have a Spring. And it fucked up their wheat production. Wheat production was down 10% For that reason, or 11 million metric tons less than they normally produce, which caused them to ban export of wheat in order to not starve. But, this was bad timing, of course, because the Russia invading Ukraine, I mean, Russia stopping imperialism by invading another country.

Brooke 1:11:56
Shut up, you Tankie.

Margaret 1:11:58
Yeah, and so this is the second year in a row and the fact that extreme weather events, whatever we all know is climate change, but like, extreme weather events back to back are another major indicator of something. And it’s they’re expecting really bad heat waves this year.

Casandra 1:12:18
How long has it been since we weren’t actively having an extreme weather event somewhere? You know?

Margaret 1:12:23
I don’t fucking know. And then the only other headline I got is that a Nazi couple in Baltimore was arrested for plotting to attack power stations. They didn’t get very far along in their plans I think before they got caught by the Feds.

Casandra 1:12:40
Nazis really hate electricity.

Brooke 1:12:42
Yeah.

Casandra 1:12:45
I know that’s not the…

Margaret 1:12:47
Shocking.

Brooke 1:12:48
Just like….

Brooke 1:12:51
Oh…..

Casandra 1:12:56
Like, do they have…

Margaret 1:12:57
I turned 40, I’m allowed to now.

Brooke 1:13:00
That’s a real mom joke.

Casandra 1:13:01
Do they have their own like generators? Is that way they like, “Fuck the power station.”

Brooke 1:13:05
Probably.

Casandra 1:13:06
I mean, I assume it’s an accelerationist thing but like, they probably need electricity too.

Margaret 1:13:12
Yeah, overall the vague idea is that they think that general…I don’t know about this couple. But the general idea behind Nazis attacking power stations is to cause enough instability to cause societal collapse, which they believe will trigger a race war because white people will all band together and kill all the nonwhite people, which no they’re not. I think people will band together and kill the Nazis when there’s no longer laws about murdering Nazis. Yeah, people get together with people that they….I mean okay like you you can see times like in New Orleans, some hate groups went around and shot black people in the wake of Katrina but….

Casandra 1:14:02
But then didn’t respond to that by being like, “Fuck you, hate group.”

Margaret 1:14:07
Yeah yeah a bunch of people with of all races with guns then shot at the people and scared them off. That is what will happen in the like weird…like even the fucking general center Right and even like the non Nazi Right…I don’t know maybe I’m being too optimistic, but like I don’t think they’re gonna get very far with this attack power stations to bring about the race war..I think it’s about as nonsensical as fucking Charles Manson and it’s like fucking helter skelter race war bullshit.

Casandra 1:14:38
I’m gonna bring it up, fuck it. I like how The Last of Us in the bill episode portrays this like, who I immediately thought was going to be this like Right wing asshole, you know, individualists like altering his ways. And whatever, Margaret and I have talked about this, how like, it could have been…it could have been cooler he could have like brought in a whole bunch of community and stuff but maybe he just brought in the people he had access to because he realized his way of doing things was not sustainable.

Margaret 1:15:21
We should have talked about this episode. Is prepper representation and culture had a really positive really positive if you watch The Last of Us if you haven’t watched The Last of Us Episode Three, could kind of stand alone as a mini movie if you skip the first like 5-10 minutes, and really positive representation of a classic prepper. And it is a classic prepper, a guy has a fucking Gadsden flag on his wall and lives in a bunker and like rules, and I fucking am so here for it. It’s not the way I would have prepped and it’s not the way I would have handled it because I would have built community, but I don’t know I mean, I would have built community and then still had my separate house where I hide from everyone

Casandra 1:16:09
To your previous point though, like even people who are maybe, let’s say he was a libertarian that’s what I think when I see Gadsen flag, people who maybe were more on the individualist spectrum when shit actually hits the fan, they tend to still act communally.

Margaret 1:16:26
Yeah. And that’s probably a good note to end on. Take care of each other. We can do this. All these Nazis bound to lose. I don’t know, Ukraine held on for a year and then like, even like, okay, like the trans shit, right? It’s like, they’re all like fucking coming really hard for us right now because we’re no longer closeted to the same degree, because we are like, actually, in so many ways better off than we were 10-15 years ago, So many more people have access to care. So many more people have access to like communities that respect their gender. We’ve made huge strides and it has scared the shit out of them. And that’s why they’re lashing out and it sucks. I don’t like being lashed out at. But yeah, how’s that for rousing that?

Casandra 1:17:18
That’s good.

Margaret 1:17:20
People roused? Not arroused. Regular roused.

Casandra 1:17:27
Who’s doing the outro?

Brooke 1:17:28
Me, which I was just trying to do with my song, but…

Casandra 1:17:31
Oh, good, good. Sorry.

Brooke 1:17:44
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